Skip to content
The Browns Board
  1. Home
  2. The Browns Board
  3. The 2015 Calfox's UltraMega Utopian Stupid Browns Mock Draft

The 2015 Calfox's UltraMega Utopian Stupid Browns Mock Draft

The Browns Board
9 6 395
  • C calfoxwc wrote on
    #1
    And, the big question is, will I get at least ONE correct this year?

    *****************************************************

    12 Danny Shelton, NT, Washington

    Giant of a man, hope he is there at 12.


    19 Vic Beasley 3-4 OLB (if he's gone...then/Eli Harold, 6-3, 247)

    I know, he's supposed to be gone.


    2nd ROUND

    D.J. Humphries*, OT, 6-5. 307.

    Could develop into a starter at RT, and possible backup for Joe Thomas

    Dumb people have him going in the top 15.



    3rd ROUND

    CJ. Uzomah, TE, 6-5, 260 Auburn

    It's a big reach - but this kid can play, was just not thrown to much

    in their offense, but it's a pitiful TE draft. He could be a steal.



    4th ROUND

    2 picks


    I think this round is two wr's...pick two of the three.


    Darren Waller WR 6-5 238 4.46 Georgia Tech

    tyrell williams wr 4.42 6-3 Western Oregon

    Evan Spencer wr 4.44 6-2 208 Ohio State




    5th ROUND

    Justin Manton K Louisiana Monroe

    Well, because I got annoyed with all the other positions..........


    6th ROUND


    Two picks

    Three olinemen in one draft. Very freakin cool.


    Doniel Gambrell OG 6-5, 306 ND college OHIO

    SHAQ MASON Center 6-2, 310 Georgia Tech
    FlugelF 1 Reply
    👍
  • C calfoxwc wrote on
    #2

    I didn't draft an ILB.... and if Mariotta falls to 12...

    well, I'd draft the giant of a NT anyways.

    Can't wait for the Browns draft party, and couldn't find

    a way to get Bryce Petty unless the Browns trade down

    from 19, draft some other OLB, and pick up another

    second round pick.

    Whatever.

    MudflyM 1 Reply
  • C calfoxwc
    And, the big question is, will I get at least ONE correct this year?

    *****************************************************

    12 Danny Shelton, NT, Washington

    Giant of a man, hope he is there at 12.


    19 Vic Beasley 3-4 OLB (if he's gone...then/Eli Harold, 6-3, 247)

    I know, he's supposed to be gone.


    2nd ROUND

    D.J. Humphries*, OT, 6-5. 307.

    Could develop into a starter at RT, and possible backup for Joe Thomas

    Dumb people have him going in the top 15.



    3rd ROUND

    CJ. Uzomah, TE, 6-5, 260 Auburn

    It's a big reach - but this kid can play, was just not thrown to much

    in their offense, but it's a pitiful TE draft. He could be a steal.



    4th ROUND

    2 picks


    I think this round is two wr's...pick two of the three.


    Darren Waller WR 6-5 238 4.46 Georgia Tech

    tyrell williams wr 4.42 6-3 Western Oregon

    Evan Spencer wr 4.44 6-2 208 Ohio State




    5th ROUND

    Justin Manton K Louisiana Monroe

    Well, because I got annoyed with all the other positions..........


    6th ROUND


    Two picks

    Three olinemen in one draft. Very freakin cool.


    Doniel Gambrell OG 6-5, 306 ND college OHIO

    SHAQ MASON Center 6-2, 310 Georgia Tech
    FlugelF Flugel wrote on
    #3

    @calfoxwc said:

    And, the big question is, will I get at least ONE correct this year?
    *****************************************************
    12 Danny Shelton, NT, Washington
    Giant of a man, hope he is there at 12.

    You had me at Shelton. You're right that Beasley will probably be gone. I'd be stunned if he lasted longer than the 6th or 7th pick overall.

    I think we're going to get bullied into reaching on another QB in one of our first 2 picks. I reckon it's gonna be that Petty feller. Not saying I WANT that - it's just an acid reflux from the gut. Hope I'm wrong.

    I'd rather have us continue to strive to make this an easier team to QB like our 2014 plan looked to be making grand strides with. There's a lot of exciting directions we can go in round 1...Divine intervention isn't being cruel if our front office cooperates with it...

    I welcome the only Defensive Coordinator to earn a Superbowl Ring in New Orleans while understanding Revenge of the Nerds is a sequel. "Come get some!"
  • T TexasAg1969 wrote on
    #4

    17 (352) -2 UzomahCJ.jpgAuburn
    C.J. Uzomah
    Sr 6'3" 258     #81
    BIO

    288 C.J. Uzomah TE 16 Auburn Sr 6-5 262 7-FA

    Are you pulling my leg? This guy is likely an undrafted free agent. Sign him and Cam Clear is UFA's for exactly the same reasons you gave. Then see what you have in camp. Don't waste any pick on either.

  • T Tiott wrote on
    #5

    You are out of your mind on DJ Humphries. He's a freak well worth a top 15 selection

  • C calfoxwc

    I didn't draft an ILB.... and if Mariotta falls to 12...

    well, I'd draft the giant of a NT anyways.

    Can't wait for the Browns draft party, and couldn't find

    a way to get Bryce Petty unless the Browns trade down

    from 19, draft some other OLB, and pick up another

    second round pick.

    Whatever.

    MudflyM Mudfly wrote on
    #6

    @calfoxwc said:

    I didn't draft an ILB.... and if Mariotta falls to 12...

    well, I'd draft the giant of a NT anyways.

    and couldn't find a way to get Bryce Petty unless the Browns trade down

    from 19....

    I like your thought of keeping OL and WR till later.....which is where I am....

    If you take the OL early, you will find a dearth of Defensive talent at your mid picks.....but if you take your quality D early....there will be plenty of WR and OL options waiting for you in the 2nd & 3rd....

    And for me, the one thing Id change around is If Beasley and Shelton were both there at 12....Id take Beasley knowing he'd step into Sheards place and there would be several more DT's waiting.....

    @tiott said:

    You are out of your mind.....

    how can you be out of your mind on a super ultra-mega utopian draft thread?.........hellllooooo......

  • C calfoxwc wrote on
    #7

    LOL. Hey, every time I tried to do a mock, I kept going around in circles.

    Maybe substitute Bud Dupree for that 19 pick.

    Humphries is said to need a year to develop strength before he starts,

    so I stupidly figure he won't go as high as his skills would merit.

    And yes, I laughed at my TE pick, ...but I really don't like any other TE's,

    Maxx will go in the first, forget that, and Huerrman sp? Ohio State, sure I like him,

    except he will probably be gone.

    Trying to do a mock is ridiculous, hence, the title of my stupid mock ! 🙂

  • C calfoxwc wrote on
    #8

    Are you pulling my leg? This guy is likely an undrafted free agent. Sign him and Cam Clear is UFA's for exactly the same reasons you gave. Then see what you have in camp. Don't waste any pick on either. Tex

    *****************************************************************************

    LOL. Actually, Tex, I wasn't pulling anybody's leg ! I read and read about TE's til I was

    ready to give up, but this kid will be a player. Sure, there's a lot of teams looking for TE's late

    or as UDFA's.... but I predict this kid isn't one of those. 'Bout halfway down, watch the little

    video of an interview with him. This kid will be a STEAL in the sixth, fifth or fourth rounds.

    So just one team takes him before the Browns in any one of those rounds, and what do ya

    do? There is nooooobody like him in end of the draft. I'd draft him over Nick O'Leary - I really like Jesse James,

    but NFLDRAFTSCOUT has him possible going in the third - and articles talk about the Giants taking a

    TE high, which probably won't be Maxx Williams. So, the Giants could very well take Jesse James in the third.

    That's how I compared the two, and figured the Browns had to reach for this kid. Read up on Jesse James and my

    pick, Ozumah... watch the video - and they are very close. So, if I were the picker for the Browns, I'd reach for

    Ozumah in a NY. He went to Auburn, not some small college. Besides, I had to put a little stupid in

    my stupid mock draft to make it legit...imately stupid.

    http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2015/03/cj_uzomah_shrugs_off_combine_s.html

  • W wargograw wrote on
    #9

    Cam Clear sucks.

Log in to reply