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Any liberal out there for chimp "marriage" ? Chimp civil rights?

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  • An adult chimp will beat your ass and then eat your face.

  • An adult chimp will beat your ass and then eat your face.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    An adult chimp will beat your ass and then eat your face.

    They are also fond of ripping off their conpetition's dick and balls. That doesn't bode well if you are the poor idiot who gets mauled.

  • Bunch of chimpophobes...hating all chimps because of the behavior of a few.

  • @clevfan4life said:

    I think it's a universal farce that we even have to discuss whether it's right or not for animals to be subjugated to horrors in labs that would make even what Isis does to people seem like a pleasant afternoon sipping daiquiri's on the veranda. Seriously humans are fucked beyond belief. Of course they shouldn't have "human right"..they're not human. They should animal rights that were granted to them by the universe. They are one of god creatures and they weren't put here to have their genitals mutilated or skin burned off testing cosmetics and whatnot.

    Nice how an atheist like you will invite God into your argument when He can help endorse your point.

    Since you brought up God, animals, like plants are gifts from God to do with what we wish...as long as it does not involve abuse.

    That means for food, clothing, entertainment. By entertainment I mean things like companionship or simply being in awe of some of these magnificent creatures...which by no means am I endorsing the circus. I'm still on the fence about that.

    While working as a contractor in Saudi Arabia, I learned why pork is banned in Islam and the Jewish faith. The land animals God has allowed to be eaten is clearly defined. The land animals allowed to be eaten must have BOTH a forked hoof and chew a cud. Cattle and sheep have/do both...they are given the green light to eat. Pigs have a forked hoof but do not chew a cud...pigs are taboo. Rabbits chew a cud but don't have a forked hoof...taboo. Horses chew a cud but their hooves are not forked...cant eat horse meat.

    Stuart said:

    Nice how an atheist like you will invite God into your argument when He can help endorse your point.

    God you're a rote monkey. When did I say I was an atheist? Do yourself a favor and google agnostic, which I've stated here multiple times I was. Can you google? Am I asking to much of your monkey brain?

  • "Cleve is a chimpophobe, Cleve is a chimpophobe"

  • @clevfan4life said:

    I think it's a universal farce that we even have to discuss whether it's right or not for animals to be subjugated to horrors in labs that would make even what Isis does to people seem like a pleasant afternoon sipping daiquiri's on the veranda. Seriously humans are fucked beyond belief. Of course they shouldn't have "human right"..they're not human. They should animal rights that were granted to them by the universe. They are one of god creatures and they weren't put here to have their genitals mutilated or skin burned off testing cosmetics and whatnot.

    Nice how an atheist like you will invite God into your argument when He can help endorse your point.

    Since you brought up God, animals, like plants are gifts from God to do with what we wish...as long as it does not involve abuse.

    That means for food, clothing, entertainment. By entertainment I mean things like companionship or simply being in awe of some of these magnificent creatures...which by no means am I endorsing the circus. I'm still on the fence about that.

    While working as a contractor in Saudi Arabia, I learned why pork is banned in Islam and the Jewish faith. The land animals God has allowed to be eaten is clearly defined. The land animals allowed to be eaten must have BOTH a forked hoof and chew a cud. Cattle and sheep have/do both...they are given the green light to eat. Pigs have a forked hoof but do not chew a cud...pigs are taboo. Rabbits chew a cud but don't have a forked hoof...taboo. Horses chew a cud but their hooves are not forked...cant eat horse meat.

    Stuart said:

    Since you brought up God, animals, like plants are gifts from God to do with what we wish...as long as it does not involve abuse.

    That was made up by humans long ago to justify the slaughter of animals and their subsequent subjugation. I have no issue with humans at times having to eat animals to sustain themselves, but we've done has gone far and beyond anything even the human authors of Genesis ever dreamed of.

  • Stuart said:

    Nice how an atheist like you will invite God into your argument when He can help endorse your point.

    God you're a rote monkey. When did I say I was an atheist? Do yourself a favor and google agnostic, which I've stated here multiple times I was. Can you google? Am I asking to much of your monkey brain?

    @clevfan4life said:

    God you're a rote monkey. When did I say I was an atheist? Do yourself a favor and google agnostic, which I've stated here multiple times I was. Can you google? Am I asking to much of your monkey brain?

    Sorry to have ruffled your feathers there Cleve, but your admission to there being "Gods creatures" doesn't make you agnostic either.

    You need to quit flip flopping and take a stand Cleve.

  • Well, it isn't the first time that a liberal goes with God when it's

    advantage in a political discussion.

    Whatever gets the liberal advantage in one form or another, that's the

    thing liberals will go with.

    Flip-flopping away.

  • @clevfan4life said:

    God you're a rote monkey. When did I say I was an atheist? Do yourself a favor and google agnostic, which I've stated here multiple times I was. Can you google? Am I asking to much of your monkey brain?

    Sorry to have ruffled your feathers there Cleve, but your admission to there being "Gods creatures" doesn't make you agnostic either.

    You need to quit flip flopping and take a stand Cleve.

    Stuart said:

    , but your admission to there being "Gods creatures" doesn't make you agnostic either.

    So basically you don't know the def of agnostic. I'm going to suggest you stop talking now because yet again you don't know what you're talking about, but I kind of want to be entertained today so dance for me monkey.

  • Did you hear about the insomniac agnostic dyslexic? Apparently he stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.

  • Did you hear about the insomniac agnostic dyslexic? Apparently he stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    Did you hear about the insomniac agnostic dyslexic? Apparently he stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.

    Hehehehehe...dyslexic jokes are fun. Like the guy who went to a toga party dressed as a goat; or the dyslexic priest & rabbi who entered a bra.

  • Wouldn't be surprised if woodypeckerhead marries a chimp.

  • Wouldn't be surprised if woodypeckerhead marries a chimp.

    @calfoxwc said:

    Wouldn't be surprised if woodypeckerhead marries a chimp.

    I'd be surprised at any chimp that would want to marry him.

  • And some people deny we are heading toward big serious trouble!

    After all, chimps were "born that way", ya know. And if they have civil rights,

    why...oh, THEY COULD VOTE DEMOCRATIC ! Of course, like a very elderly person,

    or learning disabled person, they can have a (democrat activist) assitant with them

    when they vote...

    And with civil rights, we can give them.. Obamaocare and social security.

    And since they would have personhood/civil rights, libs can have chimp-liberal "marriages"

    It never ends, this liberal compulsion to fight and slay American society windmills.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11631793/Is-it-time-that-chimps-are-given-legal-rights-What-about-elephants-dolphins-and-whales.html

    @calfoxwc said:

    And some people deny we are heading toward big serious trouble!

    After all, chimps were "born that way", ya know. And if they have civil rights,

    why...oh, THEY COULD VOTE DEMOCRATIC ! Of course, like a very elderly person,

    or learning disabled person, they can have a (democrat activist) assitant with them

    when they vote...

    And with civil rights, we can give them.. Obamaocare and social security.

    And since they would have personhood/civil rights, libs can have chimp-liberal "marriages"

    It never ends, this liberal compulsion to fight and slay American society windmills.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11631793/Is-it-time-that-chimps-are-given-legal-rights-What-about-elephants-dolphins-and-whales.html

    If it wasn't for Chimp marriages your sorry ass wouldn't exist boy George.

    But, come to think of it I bet chimpanzee balls would be delicious!

  • @calfoxwc said:

    And some people deny we are heading toward big serious trouble!

    After all, chimps were "born that way", ya know. And if they have civil rights,

    why...oh, THEY COULD VOTE DEMOCRATIC ! Of course, like a very elderly person,

    or learning disabled person, they can have a (democrat activist) assitant with them

    when they vote...

    And with civil rights, we can give them.. Obamaocare and social security.

    And since they would have personhood/civil rights, libs can have chimp-liberal "marriages"

    It never ends, this liberal compulsion to fight and slay American society windmills.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11631793/Is-it-time-that-chimps-are-given-legal-rights-What-about-elephants-dolphins-and-whales.html

    If it wasn't for Chimp marriages your sorry ass wouldn't exist boy George.

    But, come to think of it I bet chimpanzee balls would be delicious!

    @larryfine said:

    If it wasn't for Chimp marriages your sorry ass wouldn't exist boy George.

    But, come to think of it I bet chimpanzee balls would be delicious!

    It was chimp sodomy that gave birth to that wretch from the underworld.