Kenyan Lawyer offers Goats/Cows to Marry Obama's daughter Malia
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Despite the fact that Michelle Obama is a Wookie (documented extensively on the internet, ya know?) and not a cow I will post the article from WSS's link
http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/27/living/feat-malia-obama-kenyan-lawyer/index.html
Kenyan lawyer offers cows, goats, sheep to marry Malia ObamaBy Todd Leopold, CNN
Updated 2:39 PM ET, Thu May 28, 2015
(CNN)Felix Kiprono, a lawyer in Nairobi, Kenya, has his eye on someone special: President Obama's daughter Malia.
His offer to win her hand? Fifty cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats.
"People might say I am after the family's money, which is not the case. My love is real," he told the Nairobian newspaper.
Moreover, he adds, he's been faithful to his beloved since he first became aware of her.
"I got interested in her in 2008," he said. "As a matter of fact, I haven't dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price."
He's currently working on a letter to announce his intentions and plans to give it to the local U.S. Embassy.
According to prices on Africa Farming, Kiprono's offer could be worth in excess of $90,000.
There are some issues, of course. For one, Malia Obama is 16. For another, she'll have to develop a taste for village life.
"Ours will be a simple life. I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali (a starchy dish) and prepare mursik (a sour milk) like any other Kalenjin woman," he said.
Barrack Obama, currently operating as President of the United States of America is familiar with the traditions of the country of his supposed father.
"It's well within the cultural norms and traditions of Kenya to offer livestock for a bride price, " President Obama stated. "But as generous as this offer is I will have to decline because in the dark of night I might mistake one of the cows for Michelle.
No word of additional offerings such as camels and donkeys has been reported yet.
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LOL. 16 is way too young. Obamao should just send Moochelle out there
to be married to that Kenyan lawyer. Then he could finally start acting like
he's the president....
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Despite the fact that Michelle Obama is a Wookie (documented extensively on the internet, ya know?) and not a cow I will post the article from WSS's link
http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/27/living/feat-malia-obama-kenyan-lawyer/index.html
Kenyan lawyer offers cows, goats, sheep to marry Malia ObamaBy Todd Leopold, CNN
Updated 2:39 PM ET, Thu May 28, 2015
(CNN)Felix Kiprono, a lawyer in Nairobi, Kenya, has his eye on someone special: President Obama's daughter Malia.
His offer to win her hand? Fifty cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats.
"People might say I am after the family's money, which is not the case. My love is real," he told the Nairobian newspaper.
Moreover, he adds, he's been faithful to his beloved since he first became aware of her.
"I got interested in her in 2008," he said. "As a matter of fact, I haven't dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price."
He's currently working on a letter to announce his intentions and plans to give it to the local U.S. Embassy.
According to prices on Africa Farming, Kiprono's offer could be worth in excess of $90,000.
There are some issues, of course. For one, Malia Obama is 16. For another, she'll have to develop a taste for village life.
"Ours will be a simple life. I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali (a starchy dish) and prepare mursik (a sour milk) like any other Kalenjin woman," he said.
Barrack Obama, currently operating as President of the United States of America is familiar with the traditions of the country of his supposed father.
"It's well within the cultural norms and traditions of Kenya to offer livestock for a bride price, " President Obama stated. "But as generous as this offer is I will have to decline because in the dark of night I might mistake one of the cows for Michelle.
No word of additional offerings such as camels and donkeys has been reported yet.
Despite the fact that Michelle Obama is a Wookie (documented extensively on the internet, ya know?) and not a cow I will post the article from WSS's link
http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/27/living/feat-malia-obama-kenyan-lawyer/index.html
Kenyan lawyer offers cows, goats, sheep to marry Malia ObamaBy Todd Leopold, CNN
Updated 2:39 PM ET, Thu May 28, 2015
(CNN)Felix Kiprono, a lawyer in Nairobi, Kenya, has his eye on someone special: President Obama's daughter Malia.
His offer to win her hand? Fifty cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats.
"People might say I am after the family's money, which is not the case. My love is real," he told the Nairobian newspaper.
Moreover, he adds, he's been faithful to his beloved since he first became aware of her.
"I got interested in her in 2008," he said. "As a matter of fact, I haven't dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price."
He's currently working on a letter to announce his intentions and plans to give it to the local U.S. Embassy.
According to prices on Africa Farming, Kiprono's offer could be worth in excess of $90,000.
There are some issues, of course. For one, Malia Obama is 16. For another, she'll have to develop a taste for village life.
"Ours will be a simple life. I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali (a starchy dish) and prepare mursik (a sour milk) like any other Kalenjin woman," he said.
Barrack Obama, currently operating as President of the United States of America is familiar with the traditions of the country of his supposed father.
"It's well within the cultural norms and traditions of Kenya to offer livestock for a bride price, " President Obama stated. "But as generous as this offer is I will have to decline because in the dark of night I might mistake one of the cows for Michelle.
No word of additional offerings such as camels and donkeys has been reported yet.
Christ he's a psycho
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LOL. 16 is way too young. Obamao should just send Moochelle out there
to be married to that Kenyan lawyer. Then he could finally start acting like
he's the president....
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Stuart said:
The lawyer's in for a rude awakening. Michelle has a dick.
for a husband. Finish your sentences.
WSS
www.westsidesteve.com www.myspace.com/westsidestevemusic www.cdbaby.com/artist/westsidestevesimmons -
No... I think he meant that moochelle really does have a woodypeckerhead.
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We'll save this in a time capsule.
We can open it up when cal is freaking out about someone insulting the appearance a future conservative president's wife
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Ikr, cause Barbushka Bush so smoking hot right cal? Or how bout that homely little house on the prairie Laura?
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We can open it up when cal is freaking out about someone insulting the appearance a future conservative president's wife woodypeckerhead
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Was already done back in the day. Ridiculed Bush, Cheney, their wives and children.
Nothing was left alone. How do you think mz the pussy got his extension to his name?
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So some guy in the past made those comments. You hated that he made these comments. Thought it was immature and idiotic. So much so that his name was permanently changed to be insulting.
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and your response is to do exactly what that person did?
Are you 5?
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We can open it up when cal is freaking out about someone insulting the appearance a future conservative president's wife woodypeckerhead
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Was already done back in the day. Ridiculed Bush, Cheney, their wives and children.
Nothing was left alone. How do you think mz the pussy got his extension to his name?
We can open it up when cal is freaking out about someone insulting the appearance a future conservative president's wife woodypeckerhead
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Was already done back in the day. Ridiculed Bush, Cheney, their wives and children.
Nothing was left alone. How do you think mz the pussy the pussy the pussy the pussy the pussy got his extension to his name?
ok Bush and Cheney, yeah they got shat on and rightfully so imo. One was probably a good guy but kind of a dolt and the other was evil incarnate. BUt that's fair game just like with Obama and Biden. What I don't remember seeing pretty much any of, was the attacks on the women and children that I see now. That I do not remember liberals doing to them. But I sure remember what conservatives did to Hillary during the Lewinsky scandal. I could be wrong, show me some evidence and I'll withdraw my objection.
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Bill Clinton often referred to Hillary as his co president. I think she earned the fire she drew. Michelle Obama has been more outspoken than most first ladies and seems to have set the standard for a lavish lifestyle. I haven't heard anyone attack the president's children and I only remember a small amount oh shit toward Bush's girls.
Also as I recall some rap artist did a song about fucking Al Gore's daughters in the ass. But he was probably a Democrat so it be cool.
WSS
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I still say it's a solid offer. They ought to consider it.
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I still say it's a solid offer. They ought to consider it.
I still say it's a solid offer. They ought to consider it.
Nah, he can do better. She's worth at least 80 goats and twice that many in cows and sheep.
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Bill Clinton often referred to Hillary as his co president. I think she earned the fire she drew. Michelle Obama has been more outspoken than most first ladies and seems to have set the standard for a lavish lifestyle. I haven't heard anyone attack the president's children and I only remember a small amount oh shit toward Bush's girls.
Also as I recall some rap artist did a song about fucking Al Gore's daughters in the ass. But he was probably a Democrat so it be cool.
WSS
Bill Clinton often referred to Hillary as his co president. I think she earned the fire she drew. Michelle Obama has been more outspoken than most first ladies and seems to have set the standard for a lavish lifestyle. I haven't heard anyone attack the president's children and I only remember a small amount oh shit toward Bush's girls.
Also as I recall some rap artist did a song about fucking Al Gore's daughters in the ass. But he was probably a Democrat so it be cool.
WSS
Michelle's been outspoken about first lady things. It's not like she's horning in on foreign policy debates. And one trip to spain does not a lavish lifestyle make .She has absolutely not earned being called "moochelle". It's just another avenue to take shots at him through his wife which is dirt cheap. Especially the school lunches for kids things, for fuck sake why can't republicans actually come off like humans for once and say hey you know what that's actually not a bad job out of you Michelle, we'll back you up on this one. They would earn so many points for doing that but nah.....Moochelle it is. Yeah I know no one is "officially" calling her that but I know behind closed doors they're probably saying a lot worse.
I would never expect one party to absolutely fall in lockstep with the first lady from another party, but on some things you have to put it away or you really give off the douche chills. Both parties. I really hope democrats on the hill don't act like republicans have if a republican wins the next presidency.
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Stuart said:
The lawyer's in for a rude awakening. Michelle has a dick.
for a husband. Finish your sentences.
WSS
for a husband. Finish your sentences.
WSS
The period at the end was a good indicator that the sentence was finished. She's got a dick.
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Ikr, cause Barbushka Bush so smoking hot right cal? Or how bout that homely little house on the prairie Laura?
Ikr, cause Barbushka Bush so smoking hot right cal? Or how bout that homely little house on the prairie Laura?
Both had more class than that fat ass baboon...Jackie O was the only "hot" first lady to have ever lived.
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So Cal, what is you take on what Stuart is posting? Is it alright?
Ja.brill Peppers - Cleveland Brown OldBrownsFan, on 02 Jun 2017 - 5:09PM said: "No you are not the work of the devil but you are deceived by the devil." Who's got it better than us? Nooooobody! -
and your response is to do exactly what that person did? woodyPECKERhead
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AGain, you are talking out of your woodpecker assbeak again. mz the pussy used to ridicule our soldiers, dissed
anything that moved, smarted off ignorantly even more than you, ridiculed everything that came up, and
offended a lot of folks' sensibilities in a bad way. He was worse than you, and you are bad.
You weren't there. So, STFU or keep sticking your beak in more of your own crap.
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