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  • @mld-woody said:

    damn... and to think we just have Kate Upton...

    (yes, I'm purposefully messing with you at this point)

    We? Who the fuck is we?

    MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on last edited by
    #28

    @the-gipper said:

    We? Who the fuck is we?

    Michigan. Kate Upton is a documented Michigan fan.

    The joke is you have some random young(ish?) chick is a tiny bikini that happens to have some Akron stuff on it. "We" have freaking Kate Upton... case closed.

  • Zombo said:

    I think she looks best in the first one, but I like my women soft.

    Z

    I think my avatar chick has a better looking booty though.

    MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on last edited by
    #29

    @the-gipper said:

    I think my avatar chick has a better looking booty though.

    kPHrKPY.jpg

  • I just thought she could tighten up her abs a little based on that first gif.

    hoortaH hoorta wrote on last edited by hoorta
    #30

    @the-gipper said:

    I just thought she could tighten up her abs a little based on that first gif.

    Gip- some of the purists think Kate is "too flabby" to be a supermodel. Tens of millions of guys disagree.

  • Z Zombo wrote on last edited by
    #31

    This is the best thread ever and i dont care if Woody is a Michigan fan, but Kate Upton is absolutely perfect. God Bless her and whatever team she roots for. And fuck abs ... give me soft curves any day of the week.

    Z

  • In case you cannot tell what is stated on my avatar, it says Fear....The...up above, and The Roo...down below.

    Man, I am an Akron Zip....and all I am showing is a little school pride. And it was either that avatar or this one:

    fear-the-roo-78774435.jpg

    But I was just being considerate of all of you who may have been adversely affected by that scary kangaroo. So, I presented a bit of a more pleasing image.

    FlugelF Flugel wrote on last edited by
    #32

    @the-gipper said:

    In case you cannot tell what is stated on my avatar,

    Not to worry Gipper, I'm just thankful Seymore Crack designed the fanny floss for the hottie you chose as your avatar. You get 2 thumbs up for that my man! I can't even think about Zips or zippers after a treat like that.

  • And...is it me, or does she seem a little flabby? Not that I am complaining.

    Your "flabby" is my "perfect".

    kate-upton01.gif

    aaboobs12.gif

    kate_upton_11.gif

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    FlugelF Flugel wrote on last edited by Flugel
    #33

    Zombo said:

    Your "flabby" is my "perfect".

    kate-upton01.gif

    aaboobs12.gif

    kate_upton_11.gif

    tumblr_m0cimlKciJ1qel0lbo1_500.gif

    If that smokin hottie says I want your A game naughty and power glue me exactly like my hips are sounding out my last name above, who on this board wants to tell me with a straight face they'd say no thanks?

  • Zombo said:

    Your "flabby" is my "perfect".

    kate-upton01.gif

    aaboobs12.gif

    kate_upton_11.gif

    tumblr_m0cimlKciJ1qel0lbo1_500.gif

    If that smokin hottie says I want your A game naughty and power glue me exactly like my hips are sounding out my last name above, who on this board wants to tell me with a straight face they'd say no thanks?

    MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on last edited by
    #34

    @flugel said:

    If that smokin hottie says I want your A game naughty and power glue me exactly like my hips are sounding out my last name above, who on this board wants to tell me with a straight face they'd say no thanks?

    Gipper apparently

  • This is the best thread ever and i dont care if Woody is a Michigan fan, but Kate Upton is absolutely perfect. God Bless her and whatever team she roots for. And fuck abs ... give me soft curves any day of the week.

    Z

    MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on last edited by
    #35

    Zombo said:

    God Bless her and whatever team she roots for.

    Z

    I agree. God bless kate Upton and god bless Michigan

  • This is the best thread ever and i dont care if Woody is a Michigan fan, but Kate Upton is absolutely perfect. God Bless her and whatever team she roots for. And fuck abs ... give me soft curves any day of the week.

    Z

    Z Zombo wrote on last edited by
    #36

    Zombo said:

    This is the best thread ever and i dont care if Woody is a Michigan fan, but Kate Upton is absolutely perfect. God Bless her and whatever team she roots for. And fuck abs ... give me soft curves any day of the week.

    Z

    In my defense, I was drinking something called "Scorpian Bowls" after drinking beer in the sun all day.

    Z

  • Zombo said:

    This is the best thread ever and i dont care if Woody is a Michigan fan, but Kate Upton is absolutely perfect. God Bless her and whatever team she roots for. And fuck abs ... give me soft curves any day of the week.

    Z

    In my defense, I was drinking something called "Scorpian Bowls" after drinking beer in the sun all day.

    Z

    MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on last edited by
    #37

    Zombo said:

    In my defense, I was drinking something called "Scorpian Bowls" after drinking beer in the sun all day.

    Z

    I take it your are a Keeley Hazell fan as well? (kind of like a British Kate Upton, though she was a thing first)

  • @flugel said:

    If that smokin hottie says I want your A game naughty and power glue me exactly like my hips are sounding out my last name above, who on this board wants to tell me with a straight face they'd say no thanks?

    Gipper apparently

    FlugelF Flugel wrote on last edited by
    #38

    @mld-woody said:

    Gipper apparently

    LOL! Even though Gipper has my favorite avatar, I doubt he'd say - "no thanks, you used to have a freshmen 15 under the belly." He just broke his reply out for fun and games in the testosterone mosh pit.

    The only "no thanks" I expect to see in this conversation are from our Pittsburgh Caitlynettes that like to visit the board on occasion.

  • Zombo said:

    God Bless her and whatever team she roots for.

    Z

    I agree. God bless kate Upton and god bless Michigan

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
    #39

    @mld-woody said:

    I agree. God bless kate Upton and god bless Michigan

    Again, where do you get the Michigan U and Kate Upton association. She was born in that state, that is it.

    That is like saying that Ohio State should take credit for the movie genius of Steven Speilberg simply because he was born in Ohio.

    I mean, can I take credit for Sandra Hubby (playmate) simply because she went to my same High School?

  • @mld-woody said:

    I agree. God bless kate Upton and god bless Michigan

    Again, where do you get the Michigan U and Kate Upton association. She was born in that state, that is it.

    That is like saying that Ohio State should take credit for the movie genius of Steven Speilberg simply because he was born in Ohio.

    I mean, can I take credit for Sandra Hubby (playmate) simply because she went to my same High School?

    MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on last edited by
    #40

    @the-gipper said:

    Again, where do you get the Michigan U and Kate Upton association. She was born in that state, that is it.

    That is like saying that Ohio State should take credit for the movie genius of Steven Speilberg simply because he was born in Ohio.

    I mean, can I take credit for Sandra Hubby (playmate) simply because she went to my same High School?

    Really, all it takes is a quick google...

    kate-upton-michigan.jpg?quality=85&strip

    http://bustedcoverage.com/2012/01/05/would-ohio-state-fan-still-have-sex-with-kate-upton-in-michigan-sweatshirt-photos/

    kate-upton-michigan-1.jpg?quality=85&str

    http://bustedcoverage.com/2013/04/09/how-did-spike-albrecht-spot-kate-upton-at-national-championship/

    or she can just say it

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    Will you concede defeat now?

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  • W wargograw wrote on last edited by
    #41

    Casey Anthony's an Ohio State fan?

  • Casey Anthony's an Ohio State fan?

    MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on last edited by
    #42

    @wargograw said:

    Casey Anthony's an Ohio State fan?

    google it

  • Casey Anthony's an Ohio State fan?

    LogicIsForSquaresL LogicIsForSquares wrote on last edited by
    #43

    @wargograw said:

    Casey Anthony's an Ohio State fan?

    She had heard they were THE Ohio State Child Murderers. Her hearing is wayy off.

  • Z Zombo wrote on last edited by
    #44

    Wait, Kate Upton was born in Michigan ... in 1992?

    Fuck.

    There's a decent chance I'm her father.

    You pervs quit looking at her like that.

    Zombo

  • Wait, Kate Upton was born in Michigan ... in 1992?

    Fuck.

    There's a decent chance I'm her father.

    You pervs quit looking at her like that.

    Zombo

    gftChrisG gftChris wrote on last edited by
    #45

    Zombo said:

    Wait, Kate Upton was born in Michigan ... in 1992?

    Fuck.

    There's a decent chance I'm her father.

    You pervs quit looking at her like that.

    Zombo

    Be proud.

  • Zombo said:

    Wait, Kate Upton was born in Michigan ... in 1992?

    Fuck.

    There's a decent chance I'm her father.

    You pervs quit looking at her like that.

    Zombo

    Be proud.

    Z Zombo wrote on last edited by
    #46

    @gftchris said:

    Be proud.

    Well, unless some early pics of her with a unibrow surface ... she can't really be mine.

    Z

  • Wait, Kate Upton was born in Michigan ... in 1992?

    Fuck.

    There's a decent chance I'm her father.

    You pervs quit looking at her like that.

    Zombo

    MudflyM Mudfly wrote on last edited by
    #47

    Zombo said:

    There's a decent chance I'm her father.

    You pervs quit looking at her like that.

    Zombo

    HA!.....having a daughter, there is some magic mechanism in my brain that completely stops me from perving on these kinda pics or pics of any girls her age or younger........just makes me feel like a pedophile......

    Curious though....why do we even care who these girls root for?.....are they football experts or something?....or do they lend credibility to your program if they root for you?.....

    Should I be worried that Casey Anthony likes OSU or impressed that Kate Upton likes Michigan?.....