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  • Wait, Kate Upton was born in Michigan ... in 1992?

    Fuck.

    There's a decent chance I'm her father.

    You pervs quit looking at her like that.

    Zombo

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
    #49

    Zombo said:

    Wait, Kate Upton was born in Michigan ... in 1992?

    Fuck.

    There's a decent chance I'm her father.

    You pervs quit looking at her like that.

    Zombo

    Yea, there is a family resemblance: your man boobs and hers.

  • Zombo said:

    There's a decent chance I'm her father.

    You pervs quit looking at her like that.

    Zombo

    HA!.....having a daughter, there is some magic mechanism in my brain that completely stops me from perving on these kinda pics or pics of any girls her age or younger........just makes me feel like a pedophile......

    Curious though....why do we even care who these girls root for?.....are they football experts or something?....or do they lend credibility to your program if they root for you?.....

    Should I be worried that Casey Anthony likes OSU or impressed that Kate Upton likes Michigan?.....

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
    #50

    @mudfly said:

    HA!.....having a daughter, there is some magic mechanism in my brain that completely stops me from perving on these kinda pics or pics of any girls her age or younger........just makes me feel like a pedophile......

    Curious though....why do we even care who these girls root for?.....are they football experts or something?....or do they lend credibility to your program if they root for you?.....

    Should I be worried that Casey Anthony likes OSU or impressed that Kate Upton likes Michigan?.....

    You appease your libido.....this 55 year old grandmother is trying out to be a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader....

    Sharon.jpg

    And, quite frankly, she is hot as hell.

  • Zombo said:

    There's a decent chance I'm her father.

    You pervs quit looking at her like that.

    Zombo

    HA!.....having a daughter, there is some magic mechanism in my brain that completely stops me from perving on these kinda pics or pics of any girls her age or younger........just makes me feel like a pedophile......

    Curious though....why do we even care who these girls root for?.....are they football experts or something?....or do they lend credibility to your program if they root for you?.....

    Should I be worried that Casey Anthony likes OSU or impressed that Kate Upton likes Michigan?.....

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
    #51

    @mudfly said:

    Should I be worried that Casey Anthony likes OSU or impressed that Kate Upton likes Michigan?.....

    All kinds of people like different football teams. There was even a massive serial killer that was drafted by the NFL once:

    Randall Brent "Randy" Woodfield (born December 26, 1950) is an American serial killer who was dubbed The I-5 Killer or The I-5 Bandit by law enforcement due to the crimes he committed along the Interstate 5 corridor running through Washington, Oregon, and California. Before his capture, the I-5 Killer was suspected of multiple sexual assaults and murders. A native of Oregon, Woodfield was convicted of three murders and is suspected of killing up to 44 people. He is currently incarcerated at the Oregon State Penitentiary. In 2011, Woodfield was the subject of a Lifetime television movie Hunt for the I-5 Killer. The movie was based on the book The I-5 Killer by crime author Ann Rul....

    Three arrests in the early 1970s for petty crimes such as vandalism and public indecency did not prevent Woodfield from being selected in the 1974 NFL Draft by the Green Bay Packers as a wide receiver, in the 17th round (428th pick). Woodfield tried to establish himself with the Packers during Coach and General Manager Dan Devine's last season but he could not shake his problems with a trip across the country. He signed a contract in February 1974 but was cut during training camp, failing to make the team's final roster.[3][4]

  • The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
    #52

    And another:

    Robert Earnest Rozier (born July 28, 1955) is a former American football defensive end and convicted serial killer who played in the National Football League andCanadian Football League. After leaving football, he became involved with "The Brotherhood", a Black Supremacist cult led by Yahweh ben Yahweh. He is currently serving 25 years to life on a conviction for check kiting under a third strike law....

    Born in Anchorage, Alaska, Rozier attended Cordova High School in Rancho Cordova, California. He then attended Aberdeen Junior College before transferring to theUniversity of California at Berkeley, where he played defensive end for the football team. He was drafted in the 9th round of the 1979 NFL Draft by the St. Louis Cardinals (pick 228 overall).[1][2][dead link] He played in six games before being released, allegedly for issues involving drugs.[3] Rozier then played in the Canadian Football League for the Hamilton Tiger-Cats and Saskatchewan Roughriders in 1980. He also spent two weeks as a member of the Oakland Raiders.[4]

  • @mudfly said:

    HA!.....having a daughter, there is some magic mechanism in my brain that completely stops me from perving on these kinda pics or pics of any girls her age or younger........just makes me feel like a pedophile......

    Curious though....why do we even care who these girls root for?.....are they football experts or something?....or do they lend credibility to your program if they root for you?.....

    Should I be worried that Casey Anthony likes OSU or impressed that Kate Upton likes Michigan?.....

    You appease your libido.....this 55 year old grandmother is trying out to be a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader....

    Sharon.jpg

    And, quite frankly, she is hot as hell.

    MudflyM Mudfly wrote on last edited by Mudfly
    #53

    @the-gipper said:

    You appease your libido.....this 55 year old grandmother is trying out to be a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader....

    And, quite frankly, she is hot as hell.

    @the-gipper said:

    You appease your libido.....this 55 year old grandmother is trying out to be a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader....

    Sharon.jpg

    And, quite frankly, she is hot as hell.

    Not too bad......teeth are a bit horsish......though, thats perfect for the Cowboys....

    The Cougar is definitely my favorite animal........... 😉

  • @the-gipper said:

    You appease your libido.....this 55 year old grandmother is trying out to be a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader....

    And, quite frankly, she is hot as hell.

    @the-gipper said:

    You appease your libido.....this 55 year old grandmother is trying out to be a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader....

    Sharon.jpg

    And, quite frankly, she is hot as hell.

    Not too bad......teeth are a bit horsish......though, thats perfect for the Cowboys....

    The Cougar is definitely my favorite animal........... 😉

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
    #54

    @mudfly said:

    Not too bad......teeth are a bit horsish......though, thats perfect for the Cowboys....

    The Cougar is definitely my favorite animal........... 😉

    Yea, a bit of a honker on her....but not so bad to detract from overall MILFability

    (a term I just thought of....though I suspect it has been used before).

  • The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by The Gipper
    #55

    Here is the Playmate that went to my high school:

    SHubby.jpg

    sandra_hubby.jpg

  • Zombo said:

    There's a decent chance I'm her father.

    You pervs quit looking at her like that.

    Zombo

    HA!.....having a daughter, there is some magic mechanism in my brain that completely stops me from perving on these kinda pics or pics of any girls her age or younger........just makes me feel like a pedophile......

    Curious though....why do we even care who these girls root for?.....are they football experts or something?....or do they lend credibility to your program if they root for you?.....

    Should I be worried that Casey Anthony likes OSU or impressed that Kate Upton likes Michigan?.....

    gumby73G gumby73 wrote on last edited by
    #56

    @mudfly said:

    HA!.....having a daughter, there is some magic mechanism in my brain that completely stops me from perving on these kinda pics or pics of any girls her age or younger........just makes me feel like a pedophile......

    Curious though....why do we even care who these girls root for?.....are they football experts or something?....or do they lend credibility to your program if they root for you?.....

    Should I be worried that Casey Anthony likes OSU or impressed that Kate Upton likes Michigan?.....

    It's a great point when you consider we can't find 20 hot girls in C-town to be Cheer Leaders or is it Tradition?

  • MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on last edited by
    #57

    No, I never claimed her to have any affiliation. Who knows if the chick in your photo does to Akron. The whole thing started as a joke, then in your usual Gipper way of making claims about things you know little about, I needed to provide evidence.

  • W Westside Steve wrote on last edited by
    #58

    Just impressive how fast the Gipper types using only his left hand...

    😮

    WSS

  • Just impressive how fast the Gipper types using only his left hand...

    😮

    WSS

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
    #59

    @westside-steve said:

    Just impressive how fast the Gipper types using only his left hand...

    😮

    WSS

    No, my right hand is on the keyboard, the left is on the back of your head helping with your technique, not that you don't have it mastered.

  • No, I never claimed her to have any affiliation. Who knows if the chick in your photo does to Akron. The whole thing started as a joke, then in your usual Gipper way of making claims about things you know little about, I needed to provide evidence.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
    #60

    @mld-woody said:

    No, I never claimed her to have any affiliation. Who knows if the chick in your photo does to Akron. The whole thing started as a joke, then in your usual Gipper way of making claims about things you know little about, I needed to provide evidence.

    Well....yes, it is appropriate that you verify that she is a Michicunt.

    Why does everything to you have to relate to your Retarded alma mater.

  • @mld-woody said:

    No, I never claimed her to have any affiliation. Who knows if the chick in your photo does to Akron. The whole thing started as a joke, then in your usual Gipper way of making claims about things you know little about, I needed to provide evidence.

    Well....yes, it is appropriate that you verify that she is a Michicunt.

    Why does everything to you have to relate to your Retarded alma mater.

    MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on last edited by
    #61

    @the-gipper said:

    Well....yes, it is appropriate that you verify that she is a Michicunt.

    Why does everything to you have to relate to your Retarded alma mater.

    Yeah. I hate when I do things like start threads about my avatar, which has something to do with my alma mater...

    ... Oh wait

  • C calfoxwc wrote on last edited by
    #62

    "and my engineering degree. Did I mention in this thread that I have an engineering degree?"

  • @mudfly said:

    HA!.....having a daughter, there is some magic mechanism in my brain that completely stops me from perving on these kinda pics or pics of any girls her age or younger........just makes me feel like a pedophile......

    Curious though....why do we even care who these girls root for?.....are they football experts or something?....or do they lend credibility to your program if they root for you?.....

    Should I be worried that Casey Anthony likes OSU or impressed that Kate Upton likes Michigan?.....

    It's a great point when you consider we can't find 20 hot girls in C-town to be Cheer Leaders or is it Tradition?

    hoortaH hoorta wrote on last edited by
    #63

    @gumby73 said:

    It's a great point when you consider we can't find 20 hot girls in C-town to be Cheer Leaders or is it Tradition?

    It's tradition. Cavs don't have that problem.

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  • @westside-steve said:

    Just impressive how fast the Gipper types using only his left hand...

    😮

    WSS

    No, my right hand is on the keyboard, the left is on the back of your head helping with your technique, not that you don't have it mastered.

    W Westside Steve wrote on last edited by
    #64

    @the-gipper said:

    No, my right hand is on the keyboard, the left is on the back of your head helping with your technique, not that you don't have it mastered.

    I appreciate joining all the fashion models in your sad and lonesome fantasies. I assume that a dearth of experience with the fairer sex encourages a fellows mind to wander.

    WSS

  • @the-gipper said:

    Well....yes, it is appropriate that you verify that she is a Michicunt.

    Why does everything to you have to relate to your Retarded alma mater.

    Yeah. I hate when I do things like start threads about my avatar, which has something to do with my alma mater...

    ... Oh wait

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
    #65

    @mld-woody said:

    Yeah. I hate when I do things like start threads about my avatar, which has something to do with my alma mater...

    ... Oh wait

    Yea, I have one post in 10,000 about my alma mater. Your ratio of mentioning Michopussy in your posts is about 99 in 100.

  • @the-gipper said:

    No, my right hand is on the keyboard, the left is on the back of your head helping with your technique, not that you don't have it mastered.

    I appreciate joining all the fashion models in your sad and lonesome fantasies. I assume that a dearth of experience with the fairer sex encourages a fellows mind to wander.

    WSS

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by The Gipper
    #66

    @westside-steve said:

    I appreciate joining all the fashion models in your sad and lonesome fantasies. I assume that a dearth of experience with the fairer sex encourages a fellows mind to wander.

    WSS

    Unfortunately, I do not have a dearth of experience at you wanting to suck my dick. I have told you time and time and time again Steve that I don't swing that way. "Not that there's anything wrong with that". So, quit asking. Send one of those fashion models as your surrogate.

    (In case you are wondering...yes, Steve and I have been going around and around like this since 10th grade...and now I am 63....and he is still after my wanker 😉 )

  • @mld-woody said:

    Yeah. I hate when I do things like start threads about my avatar, which has something to do with my alma mater...

    ... Oh wait

    Yea, I have one post in 10,000 about my alma mater. Your ratio of mentioning Michopussy in your posts is about 99 in 100.

    MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on last edited by
    #67

    @the-gipper said:

    Yea, I have one post in 10,000 about my alma mater. Your ratio of mentioning Michopussy in your posts is about 99 in 100.

    At this point you might be mentioning it more than me...

    But if you only count posts where I'm correcting you, I probably mention my school a little more.

  • @westside-steve said:

    I appreciate joining all the fashion models in your sad and lonesome fantasies. I assume that a dearth of experience with the fairer sex encourages a fellows mind to wander.

    WSS

    Unfortunately, I do not have a dearth of experience at you wanting to suck my dick. I have told you time and time and time again Steve that I don't swing that way. "Not that there's anything wrong with that". So, quit asking. Send one of those fashion models as your surrogate.

    (In case you are wondering...yes, Steve and I have been going around and around like this since 10th grade...and now I am 63....and he is still after my wanker 😉 )

    W Westside Steve wrote on last edited by
    #68

    @the-gipper said:

    Unfortunately, I do not have a dearth of experience at you wanting to suck my dick. I have told you time and time and time again Steve that I don't swing that way. "Not that there's anything wrong with that". So, quit asking. Send one of those fashion models as your surrogate.

    (In case you are wondering...yes, Steve and I have been going around and around like this since 10th grade...and now I am 63....and he is still after my wanker 😉 )

    I'll have to consult GFT Chris or London brown or one of the other Englishmen but is ones penis properly referred to as one's wanker? Or would you, the one who wanks, be the actual wanker?

    ( maybe your unused dick would be the wankee...)

    WSS