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  • I love people who are clinging so desperately to Atlanta as a basis for "turnaround teams".

    Atlanta won the NFC South three seasons ago. They were a solid team for about 6 years, then had two very bad years. They aren't some shitty team that suddenly turned it around with a new coach. They have a franchise QB. They have one of the best receivers in football. They have a WR2 who is better than any WR2 in the league. They aren't this unfortunate wasteland of a team who suddenly got miraculously better because of Kyle Shanahan and Dan Quinn. They've climbed only a handful of spots in offensive and defensive rankings.

    Jesus.

  • I don't totally disagree with you. But didn't Roddy get demoted? Their OL was easily one of the worst in the league last year. Jake Matthews was THE WORST, bar none, left tackle in football last year. Their run game consisted of an 83 year old man doing his best to convert in short yardage. Their defense didn't have a pulse. Zero pass rush whatsoever. And that's just what I happen to know. I'm sure someone that actually watches them could give a better summary. But every single thing I mentioned has been corrected in just one offseason.

  • what a bunch of 4 week little whiners. would you drink your wine knowing it was bottled 4 weeks ago?

    for christ's sake can you give this team YOUR team a break?

    i hope and pray to whatever god that's listening that i can piss all over you naysayers faces at the end of the year.

    go fuck yourselves. this ain't over until it's over. fire o'brien. fire kelly. fire reid. fire ryan. hell if not for a bad call fire the whole seattle team.

  • what a bunch of 4 week little whiners. would you drink your wine knowing it was bottled 4 weeks ago?

    for christ's sake can you give this team YOUR team a break?

    i hope and pray to whatever god that's listening that i can piss all over you naysayers faces at the end of the year.

    go fuck yourselves. this ain't over until it's over. fire o'brien. fire kelly. fire reid. fire ryan. hell if not for a bad call fire the whole seattle team.

    @miktoxic said:

    what a bunch of 4 week little whiners. would you drink your wine knowing it was bottled 4 weeks ago?

    for christ's sake can you give this team YOUR team a break?

    i hope and pray to whatever god that's listening that i can piss all over you naysayers faces at the end of the year.

    go fuck yourselves. this ain't over until it's over. fire o'brien. fire kelly. fire reid. fire ryan. hell if not for a bad call fire the whole seattle team.

    So me and you took thirteen.

    Who's the other guy?

    Z

  • @miktoxic said:

    what a bunch of 4 week little whiners. would you drink your wine knowing it was bottled 4 weeks ago?

    for christ's sake can you give this team YOUR team a break?

    i hope and pray to whatever god that's listening that i can piss all over you naysayers faces at the end of the year.

    go fuck yourselves. this ain't over until it's over. fire o'brien. fire kelly. fire reid. fire ryan. hell if not for a bad call fire the whole seattle team.

    So me and you took thirteen.

    Who's the other guy?

    Z

    Zombo said:

    So me and you took thirteen.

    Who's the other guy?

    Z

    Hey guys.

  • 13-3 is my nickname at work!

  • Zombo said:

    So me and you took thirteen.

    Who's the other guy?

    Z

    Hey guys.

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    Hey guys.

    So apparently the three of us get to piss in everybody's faces when we finish 13-3.

    Zombo

    --Gonna take a lot of Vitamin C that day so it shows up better on video

  • what a bunch of 4 week little whiners. would you drink your wine knowing it was bottled 4 weeks ago?

    for christ's sake can you give this team YOUR team a break?

    i hope and pray to whatever god that's listening that i can piss all over you naysayers faces at the end of the year.

    go fuck yourselves. this ain't over until it's over. fire o'brien. fire kelly. fire reid. fire ryan. hell if not for a bad call fire the whole seattle team.

    @miktoxic said:

    what a bunch of 4 week little whiners. would you drink your wine knowing it was bottled 4 weeks ago?

    for christ's sake can you give this team YOUR team a break?

    i hope and pray to whatever god that's listening that i can piss all over you naysayers faces at the end of the year.

    go fuck yourselves. this ain't over until it's over. fire o'brien. fire kelly. fire reid. fire ryan. hell if not for a bad call fire the whole seattle team.

    No they've had enough breaks for the past fifteen years . . .

    I wouldn't be so negative if coaching didn't come to the pressers and say shit like "our defense is just one step away from turning the corner" to what? 31st defense in the league? Or how about "it's not our scheme, we just need to execute" ?? . . . Hey dickhead, you don't have guys with the appropriate skill set to execute your scheme, hence it IS your fucking scheme.

    If the coaching staff continues to piss in the wind and come to the presser and tell us that "well if the wind would've just died down or changed directions I wouldn't be up here with urine all over my pant legs" . . . Hey guy, maybe you could just turn and piss in another direction . . . At least it's worth a shot right.

    I don't think we should fire anyone, cause no one will come here. I think you better brace yourself for another 2-3 shitshow seasons . . . That's if they can ever assemble the talent needed to run "their" schemes, which are the only possible successful schemes to run in the NFL . . . Even if they're not.

  • @canton-dawg said:

    Exactely, Pettine was handed a turd with some bread.

    Shit sandwich anyone??

    Pettine is the TURD .......... some people are just to blind to get it!

    @richiswhere said:

    Pettine is the TURD .......... some people are just to blind to get it!

    Let's see Farmer brought in a 36 yr old career backup QB, drafted West in the 3rd round and traded him for a 7th.

    Drafted Mayle in the 4th round and then cut him. Let's not forget about the $9 million joke standing on the sideline.

    Took the 8th overall pick who couldn't cover a WR with a blanket, so he's now our KR.

    1st rounder Erving and 2nd rounder Orchard can't even make it to the starting lineup.

    Yes I can clearly see everything is Pettine's fault. [\sarcasm]

  • what a bunch of 4 week little whiners. would you drink your wine knowing it was bottled 4 weeks ago?

    for christ's sake can you give this team YOUR team a break?

    i hope and pray to whatever god that's listening that i can piss all over you naysayers faces at the end of the year.

    go fuck yourselves. this ain't over until it's over. fire o'brien. fire kelly. fire reid. fire ryan. hell if not for a bad call fire the whole seattle team.

    @miktoxic said:

    what a bunch of 4 week little whiners. would you drink your wine knowing it was bottled 4 weeks ago?

    for christ's sake can you give this team YOUR team a break?

    i hope and pray to whatever god that's listening that i can piss all over you naysayers faces at the end of the year.

    go fuck yourselves. this ain't over until it's over. fire o'brien. fire kelly. fire reid. fire ryan. hell if not for a bad call fire the whole seattle team.

    Cmon, mik. For the past 2 years our D was supposed to be top 5 and carrying this team. This year was supposed to be better than last. What have we seen? Can't stop the run, can't get to the QB in 3 out of the first 4 games. Nobody roots harder than I do for our Browns but to see this lackluster effort and the results of that effort can make anyone a naysayer. We just don't have that top end talent. We're all hoping for a turnaround but I've seen no sign it's coming anytime soon. Nobody here is rooting for this team to lose so save your piss for the stoolers and ratbirds.

  • @miktoxic said:

    what a bunch of 4 week little whiners. would you drink your wine knowing it was bottled 4 weeks ago?

    for christ's sake can you give this team YOUR team a break?

    i hope and pray to whatever god that's listening that i can piss all over you naysayers faces at the end of the year.

    go fuck yourselves. this ain't over until it's over. fire o'brien. fire kelly. fire reid. fire ryan. hell if not for a bad call fire the whole seattle team.

    So me and you took thirteen.

    Who's the other guy?

    Z

    Zombo said:

    So me and you took thirteen.

    Who's the other guy?

    Z

    just figured that out.

    no i didn't say 4 week winers.....whiners.

    now if i were to say 4 week binging boozers then that's in our wheelhouse.

  • @miktoxic said:

    what a bunch of 4 week little whiners. would you drink your wine knowing it was bottled 4 weeks ago?

    for christ's sake can you give this team YOUR team a break?

    i hope and pray to whatever god that's listening that i can piss all over you naysayers faces at the end of the year.

    go fuck yourselves. this ain't over until it's over. fire o'brien. fire kelly. fire reid. fire ryan. hell if not for a bad call fire the whole seattle team.

    So me and you took thirteen.

    Who's the other guy?

    Z

    Zombo said:

    So me and you took thirteen.

    Who's the other guy?

    Z

    I was the first to take 13-3

  • @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    Hey guys.

    So apparently the three of us get to piss in everybody's faces when we finish 13-3.

    Zombo

    --Gonna take a lot of Vitamin C that day so it shows up better on video

    Zombo said:

    So apparently the three of us get to piss in everybody's faces when we finish 13-3.

    Zombo

    --Gonna take a lot of Vitamin C that day so it shows up better on video

    So you're gonna be having the most golden of showers when? About 4 hours probably.