Steeler Week
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Vagidiotron goes into the doctor'soffice and said that his body hurt wherever he touched it.“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”Vag took his finger, pushed on his left shoulder and screamed,he pushed his elbow and screamed evenmore. He pushed on his knee and screamed;likewise he pushed his ankle and screamed.Everywhere he touched made her scream.The doctor said, “You're steeler fan, aren't you?”“Well, yes,” he said, “How did you know that?.”“I see it all the time...” the doctor said, “Your finger is broken.”
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Steelers fan, driving thru Ohio, gets pulled over for speeding. The cop, who didnt realize his zipper was open, walks up to the car and asks for his drivers license. Steelers fan takes one look at the cops open zipper and says " Oh no, not ANOTHER breathalizer test"
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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.Glancing at the car, he was astoundedto see that a male steeler fan behind the wheel was knitting!Realizing that he was oblivious tohis flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window,turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULL OVER!”“NO!” the male steeler fan yelled back, “IT'S A SCARF!”
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Last time we played these pussies we beat them 31-10 ... and that was with Ben and Bell.
Zombo
Zombo said:
Last time we played these pussies we beat them 31-10 ... and that was with Ben and Bell.
Zombo
And we had a QB that won more than he lost.
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two male steeler fans were in a swim meet in Pukesburg last year,
swimming against two 5th grade female steeler fans in a fundraiser for rapistlicksbooger
to get even more counseling.....
After the meet, the male steeler fans predictably lost...they were crying, and pointing
at the 9th grade female steeler fans who won the meet....
the male steeler fans complained to the judges that the female steeler fans were using their arms.
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vagidiotron walks into the Pittspuke library. He walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever read!" "It has NO plot and far too many characters!" The librarian looks up and calmly remarks -"So, you're the steeler fan that took our phone book..."
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Zombo said:
Last time we played these pussies we beat them 31-10 ... and that was with Ben and Bell.
Zombo
And we had a QB that won more than he lost.
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One day, while a drunken steeler fan was out driving his car, he ran into a truck. The truck's driver made him pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told the drunken steeler fan to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to the drunken steeler fan's car...and slashed the tires. The drunken steeler fan started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed his windshield. This time the drunken steeler fan laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all his windows and keyed his car. The drunken steeler fan is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks him what's so funny. The drunken steeler fan giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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In all seriousness i expect a good game against Cleveland. However no one here has earned the right to run their mouth. Your team sucks but in AFC North fashion finds a little extra for division games. Bell, Ben and Pouncey innthe lineup you get slaughtered. Jones under center with no bell and it will be a better game but you still lose. How are you even managing to run your mouth? Most of you want o fire letting already, nevermind one of the biggest issues with the browns is a complete and total lack of continuity. We are 5-4 with Ben missing 4 games already. We lost our all pro center early and just lost our all pro rb and still managed to beat a hot Oakland team without our star quarterback when it mattered most. Resilience. You are gonna fucking lose. Xoxo
In all seriousness i expect a good game against Cleveland. However no one here has earned the right to run their mouth. Your team sucks but in AFC North fashion finds a little extra for division games. Bell, Ben and Pouncey innthe lineup you get slaughtered. Jones under center with no bell and it will be a better game but you still lose. How are you even managing to run your mouth? Most of you want o fire letting already, nevermind one of the biggest issues with the browns is a complete and total lack of continuity. We are 5-4 with Ben missing 4 games already. We lost our all pro center early and just lost our all pro rb and still managed to beat a hot Oakland team without our star quarterback when it mattered most. Resilience. You are gonna fucking lose. Xoxo
Typical stooler fan, acting like they themselves are scoring touchdowns on Sundays. You have just as much impact on the game Sunday as any of us have, so we all have an equal right to run our mouths.
Besides the steelers have beat one opponent over .500, and lost to the Ravens and Chiefs . . . I wouldn't exactly call that "upper echelon" . . .
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The Soldier said:
And we had a QB that won more than he lost.
Ya, we need another QB that holds teams to ten points.
Zombo
Zombo said:
Ya, we need another QB that holds teams to ten points.
Zombo
or a defense that can put up 31 points.
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In all seriousness i expect a good game against Cleveland. However no one here has earned the right to run their mouth. Your team sucks but in AFC North fashion finds a little extra for division games. Bell, Ben and Pouncey innthe lineup you get slaughtered. Jones under center with no bell and it will be a better game but you still lose. How are you even managing to run your mouth? Most of you want o fire letting already, nevermind one of the biggest issues with the browns is a complete and total lack of continuity. We are 5-4 with Ben missing 4 games already. We lost our all pro center early and just lost our all pro rb and still managed to beat a hot Oakland team without our star quarterback when it mattered most. Resilience. You are gonna fucking lose. Xoxo
Typical stooler fan, acting like they themselves are scoring touchdowns on Sundays. You have just as much impact on the game Sunday as any of us have, so we all have an equal right to run our mouths.
Besides the steelers have beat one opponent over .500, and lost to the Ravens and Chiefs . . . I wouldn't exactly call that "upper echelon" . . .
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What do you call a girl from Pittsburgh that can't outrun her brother?
Pregnant.
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The difference between a female stealer fan and a catfish? One has whiskers and smells funny. The other is a fish.
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Lol...love all the Steeler hate.
I'll take my team being hated over being laughed at any day.
And so should you!
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The Browns are heading into Pitt with 7 starters out.
Cry me a river.
Not a single one in the same territory as any of ours. I'm also not crying. You'd get slaughtered with the steelers at full strength. You will just lose on Sunday now.
Not a single one in the same territory as any of ours.
Haden and Whitner are both better than any Steelers DB.
Hawkins is a push at the #2 wr spot.
Robertson is playing better than any Steelers LB this year - go look at PFF. You may not like it, but that's objective reality.
Other than those 4, you're correct!
Similarly, other than the first-and-second-round picks that Farmer has blown, he's great at drafting.
The more labels you have for yourself, the dumber they make you. "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." Paul Brown -
In all seriousness i expect a good game against Cleveland. However no one here has earned the right to run their mouth. Your team sucks but in AFC North fashion finds a little extra for division games. Bell, Ben and Pouncey innthe lineup you get slaughtered. Jones under center with no bell and it will be a better game but you still lose. How are you even managing to run your mouth? Most of you want o fire letting already, nevermind one of the biggest issues with the browns is a complete and total lack of continuity. We are 5-4 with Ben missing 4 games already. We lost our all pro center early and just lost our all pro rb and still managed to beat a hot Oakland team without our star quarterback when it mattered most. Resilience. You are gonna fucking lose. Xoxo
Typical stooler fan, acting like they themselves are scoring touchdowns on Sundays. You have just as much impact on the game Sunday as any of us have, so we all have an equal right to run our mouths.
Besides the steelers have beat one opponent over .500, and lost to the Ravens and Chiefs . . . I wouldn't exactly call that "upper echelon" . . .
Typical stooler fan, acting like they themselves are scoring touchdowns on Sundays. You have just as much impact on the game Sunday as any of us have, so we all have an equal right to run our mouths.
Besides the steelers have beat one opponent over .500, and lost to the Ravens and Chiefs . . . I wouldn't exactly call that "upper echelon" . . .
Ben - 4 1/2 missed
Bell - 3 games missed
Bryant - 4 games missed
Pouncey - 8 games missed
Beachum - 3 games
Annnnnd we're 5-4. How would the Bengals being doing without Dalton? Browns fans only seem to see half the picture and hear after year you delusional pricks thinks you are super bowl bound and each year about half way through you're calling for your coach to be fired.
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Not a single one in the same territory as any of ours.
Haden and Whitner are both better than any Steelers DB.
Hawkins is a push at the #2 wr spot.
Robertson is playing better than any Steelers LB this year - go look at PFF. You may not like it, but that's objective reality.
Other than those 4, you're correct!
Similarly, other than the first-and-second-round picks that Farmer has blown, he's great at drafting.
Hawkings is not better than Brown or Bryant sorry. Haden has been getting eaten alive. Link me to a recent pff if you subscribe, I don't. I also fail to see how any of those amount to Bell and Ben being injured. Ben is top 4 according to pff, I'm not sure on Bell but he has to be up there. We are 5-4 with Ben missing nearly half the season.Haden and Whitner are both better than any Steelers DB.
Hawkins is a push at the #2 wr spot.
Robertson is playing better than any Steelers LB this year - go look at PFF. You may not like it, but that's objective reality.
Other than those 4, you're correct!
AKA SNATCH98 or Rorbotron. The boards glorious admins decided to get cute and change my name to "homotron" Classy group of people. (Lost a bet with Columbus king and got banned for a month) -
In all seriousness i expect a good game against Cleveland. However no one here has earned the right to run their mouth. Your team sucks but in AFC North fashion finds a little extra for division games. Bell, Ben and Pouncey innthe lineup you get slaughtered. Jones under center with no bell and it will be a better game but you still lose. How are you even managing to run your mouth? Most of you want o fire letting already, nevermind one of the biggest issues with the browns is a complete and total lack of continuity. We are 5-4 with Ben missing 4 games already. We lost our all pro center early and just lost our all pro rb and still managed to beat a hot Oakland team without our star quarterback when it mattered most. Resilience. You are gonna fucking lose. Xoxo
Typical stooler fan, acting like they themselves are scoring touchdowns on Sundays. You have just as much impact on the game Sunday as any of us have, so we all have an equal right to run our mouths.
Besides the steelers have beat one opponent over .500, and lost to the Ravens and Chiefs . . . I wouldn't exactly call that "upper echelon" . . .
Typical stooler fan, acting like they themselves are scoring touchdowns on Sundays. You have just as much impact on the game Sunday as any of us have, so we all have an equal right to run our mouths.
Besides the steelers have beat one opponent over .500, and lost to the Ravens and Chiefs . . . I wouldn't exactly call that "upper echelon" . . .
We are 5-4 with our franchise qb missing half the season. Your first statement is also a hilarious load of bs. Every fan gets invested in their team. I will be sure to police all your posts looking for the use of "we" in the future when talking about your shit team.
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Crystal ball has the team correct this week, last week it was only right on the score....
30-9 Browns
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Hawkings is not better than Brown or Bryant sorry. Haden has been getting eaten alive. Link me to a recent pff if you subscribe, I don't. I also fail to see how any of those amount to Bell and Ben being injured. Ben is top 4 according to pff, I'm not sure on Bell but he has to be up there. We are 5-4 with Ben missing nearly half the season.Haden and Whitner are both better than any Steelers DB.
Hawkins is a push at the #2 wr spot.
Robertson is playing better than any Steelers LB this year - go look at PFF. You may not like it, but that's objective reality.
Other than those 4, you're correct!
Hawkings is not better than Brown or Bryant sorry. Haden has been getting eaten alive. Link me to a recent pff if you subscribe, I don't. I also fail to see how any of those amount to Bell and Ben being injured. Ben is top 4 according to pff, I'm not sure on Bell but he has to be up there. We are 5-4 with Ben missing nearly half the season.
So.. you'll finish 8-8 with Ben back in the lineup.. now go douche yourself...
Nickers...."There are no old running QB's in the NFL "~Sam Rutigliano~
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