Big Gay Soccer Thread

[The Cysko Kid]

It's definitely lame as shit. Even baseball is more exciting.

[BaconHound]

@the-cysko-kid said:

It's definitely lame as shit. Even baseball is more exciting.

Yeah don't know how any sober person could like soccer

[The Gipper]

Yes, I was just goofing on soccer with this thread.......Bravo to the soccer fa(n)s on here for not taking the bait.

[One Post]

@the-gipper said:

This is the one I find most alarming. It's not the posturing or the placement of the ball that makes me cringe but it's the smirky smile of the guy staring at the dudes ass.

[gftChris]

@the-gipper said:

Yes, I was just goofing on soccer with this thread.......Bravo to the soccer fa(n)s on here for not taking the bait.

*bows*

I know how you feel about the sport. Not sure why you feel the need to keep trolling, hoping to get a rise out of people though?

[The Gipper]

@gftchris said:

*bows*

I know how you feel about the sport. Not sure why you feel the need to keep trolling, hoping to get a rise out of people though?

Because it is fun and funny?

[gftChris]

@the-gipper said:

Because it is fun and funny?

Whatever floats your boat buddy.

[The Gipper]

@gftchris said:

Whatever floats your boat buddy.

Bouyancy and displacement float my boat....or should I say, floats boats. I don't own a boat.

[DeputyDawg]

West Ham Utd. COYI! Let's not mention the spuds game..

[The Gipper]

@deputydawg said:

West Ham Utd. COYI! Let's not mention the spuds game..

Translate COYI.

[gftChris]

@the-gipper said:

Translate COYI.

Come on you iron - West Ham United (DD's team) were originally a team of ironworkers from a factory. Their nickname is 'The Hammers'

[DeputyDawg]

Yep, Come On You Irons! For my sins I'm a season ticket holder at West Ham and have been for many years. It's an East London/Essex team with good support in Kent too. Also the subject of a number of hooligan films.

[The Gipper]

@deputydawg said:

Yep, Come On You Irons! For my sins I'm a season ticket holder at West Ham and have been for many years. It's an East London/Essex team with good support in Kent too. Also the subject of a number of hooligan films.

Doesn't Kent have its own team?

[DeputyDawg]

Gillingham? Small fry mate and with a new train link from Stratford to Kent coming up expect a lot more Hammers fans in Kent very shortly.

[The Gipper]

@deputydawg said:

Gillingham? Small fry mate and with a new train link from Stratford to Kent coming up expect a lot more Hammers fans in Kent very shortly.

Two very important people in history came from Gillingham: My mother and the real life person that became an English Samurai that Shogun was based on:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Adams_(sailor)

[DeputyDawg]

I raise the glass of Laphroaig I'm drinking right now to them. Cheers!

[The Gipper]

@deputydawg said:

I raise the glass of Laphroaig I'm drinking right now to them. Cheers!

Where's mine?

[DeputyDawg]

I have loads of whisky/ey. You're ever in Billericay you're invited to partake mate! I'm currently drinking a Scotch Malt Whisky Society Ardmore. Had a glass of quality bourbon before that.

[The Gipper]

@deputydawg said:

I have loads of whisky/ey. You're ever in Billericay you're invited to partake mate! I'm currently drinking a Scotch Malt Whisky Society Ardmore. Had a glass of quality bourbon before that.

Not sure just where that is. Is that East Anglia?

[DeputyDawg]

It's in Essex mate, 35 minutes from Liverpool Street station, not far off the A12 by car.