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Who would you want to coach us next year? Try to be somewhat realistic

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  • If Pet does get replaced then for the love of god give the new HC 3 years before everyone starts calling for their head. Pet got 19 games before many of you started calling for his firing. Two drafts to try and fix a team that almost every position could be upgraded via a draft pick or FA. The browns are so devoid of real NFL talent that any HC and GM needs to approach it as building a new expansion team. This team will never move forward until the coaching carousel ends.

  • If Pet does get replaced then for the love of god give the new HC 3 years before everyone starts calling for their head. Pet got 19 games before many of you started calling for his firing. Two drafts to try and fix a team that almost every position could be upgraded via a draft pick or FA. The browns are so devoid of real NFL talent that any HC and GM needs to approach it as building a new expansion team. This team will never move forward until the coaching carousel ends.

    @johnny-fingers-farmer said:

    If Pet does get replaced then for the love of god give the new HC 3 years before everyone starts calling for their head. Pet got 19 games before many of you started calling for his firing. Two drafts to try and fix a team that almost every position could be upgraded via a draft pick or FA. The browns are so devoid of real NFL talent that any HC and GM needs to approach it as building a new expansion team. This team will never move forward until the coaching carousel ends.

    Pet can't even manage a fucking clock. He doesn't even have simple fundamentals down, you don't give time to a guy like that.

  • So what will be the excuse to fire next HC? The level of hypocrisy is unreal. JM can fuck up virtually non-stop and the Johnny "sit-n-spinners" unroll their football Jesus poster, slap the autographed JM dong they bought on it. Then plop their fat ass down and rotate until they can come up with an excuse to explain away his behavior. Yet they want fire a first time HC because he's made mistakes before his second complete season. Many were calling for his firing after game 3 of this year. Makes sense I mean firing the HC every 2 years on average for the last 15 has worked out so well.

  • Stevie Wonder. A blind could may be able to coach better than what we have now.

    @the-gipper said:

    Stevie Wonder. A blind could may be able to coach better than what we have now.

    I think he'd have a better feel 😉 for this team than any currently on staff, with the possible exception of Farmer who seems to play blindfold pinata with a draft pick stick. 😛

  • @the-gipper said:

    Stevie Wonder. A blind could may be able to coach better than what we have now.

    I think he'd have a better feel 😉 for this team than any currently on staff, with the possible exception of Farmer who seems to play blindfold pinata with a draft pick stick. 😛

    @texasag1969 said:

    Farmer who seems to play blindfold pinata with a draft pick stick. 😛

    Well....certainly applies to when he's picking QB's...... 😵

  • @texasag1969 said:

    Farmer who seems to play blindfold pinata with a draft pick stick. 😛

    Well....certainly applies to when he's picking QB's...... 😵

    @mudfly said:

    Well....certainly applies to when he's picking QB's...... 😵

    He has only picked one QB, fair to say? JMZ? Weeden was a Mike Holmgren special, no?

  • @mudfly said:

    Well....certainly applies to when he's picking QB's...... 😵

    He has only picked one QB, fair to say? JMZ? Weeden was a Mike Holmgren special, no?

    @the-gipper said:

    He has only picked one QB, fair to say? JMZ? Weeden was a Mike Holmgren special, no?

    Correct.....and man did he blow it.....

  • Jimmy Haslam should hire Kevin Sumlin Texas AM coach Outside of Saban he is regarded as one of the best college coaches available.He would cordinate his offense around Manziel skill set.

  • Wheezy... the textbook "panic pick".

  • See what Texas W. is doing in my avatar. That is my reaction to that.

  • I'd love Sumlin.

    Anything is better than that bald idiot thats' coaching the team now

  • Jimmy Haslam should hire Kevin Sumlin Texas AM coach Outside of Saban he is regarded as one of the best college coaches available.He would cordinate his offense around Manziel skill set.

    @hunter48 said:

    he is regarded as one of the best college coaches available

    By who?.......he's available?.....I didnt even know he was leaving.....

  • I kind of want an NFL coach. Not a college coach.

  • I'd love Sumlin.

    Anything is better than that bald idiot thats' coaching the team now

    @walterwhite said:

    I'd love Sumlin.

    If that's not "all in" for JM, then I do not know what could be.

    Can't wait to have Ag and war weigh in on this...

  • Jimmy Haslam should hire Kevin Sumlin of Texas Am. Outside of Saban he is one of the best college coaches out there. He would mold the off. to Manziel skill set.

  • sumlin............

    just threw up in my mouth.

    are the majority on this board under the age of 15 and i didn't know it?

  • No

    Long answer Hell no. 😆

  • Man, I just listened to the radio interviews of Tabor, O'Neil, and Difilipo and I can't stand them. The one guy I didn't mind was Difilipo, but that's IT. Listening to O'Neil is like hearing fingernails scratch down a chalkboard at maximum volume. He sounds arrogant, angry that he's talking about his subpar unit, and doesn't provide ANY insight. Hell, if you listen to O'Neil, you'd think his team is 11-0. At no time did he take any responsibility for the poor play, he deflected questions about why we have NO SACKS, and the media wasn't letting him off the hook. At one time a reporter flat out asked him, "If you take away the Titans game, your defense has had 9 sacks in 10 games. Why is that?" O'Neil said that he doesn't value sacks, and QB pressures and hits are just as valuable to him. Well shit O'Neil, if you're going by pressures and hits, then your defense STILL SUCKS. Sorry for the pointless rant, but screw that guy.

  • Pet still hasn't called out his boy O'Neil. Why is this? O'Neil will be his ticket out of town if he can't fix this D or get someone else in there.

  • No

    Long answer Hell no. 😆

    @texasag1969 said:

    No

    Long answer Hell no. 😆

    lol... no one can ever question your Browns loyalty again...