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  • Don't think anyone cares anymore. He's gone along with Pet and Farmer.

    @cuwoohio said:

    Don't think anyone cares anymore. He's gone along with Pet and Farmer.

    If this report is true, it's a given he's partied his way out of Cleveland.

    @mld-woody said:

    Anyone up for finding the first Johnny Football threads? Who was all in on this douche?

    We won't dig that up. For the record, I was totally anti JFF.

  • Either way, this young man wanted NO part of a steeler team in desperation mode. Bowing out to the off season under the cloak of so called "progress". We would have found out today.

    "Yeah doc, I still feel a little light headed.............. but I can go". Clever dude.

  • Anyone up for finding the first Johnny Football threads? Who was all in on this douche?

    @mld-woody said:

    Anyone up for finding the first Johnny Football threads? Who was all in on this douche?

    This guy was "all in". Browns fan (Phil) reacts to Manziel pick:

  • he was hopeing Johnny Fuckstain would stick it "all in " when he showed his butt crack!

  • he sure is a sneaky lil fucker

  • So, is the general belief that he really is in Vegas and posted the picture of him and his doggie at home and added the Avon, Ohio location?

    Because if so ... I'm sorry ... but that is fucking awesome.

    Zombo

  • I thought "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"?

  • So, is the general belief that he really is in Vegas and posted the picture of him and his doggie at home and added the Avon, Ohio location?

    Because if so ... I'm sorry ... but that is fucking awesome.

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    So, is the general belief that he really is in Vegas and posted the picture of him and his doggie at home and added the Avon, Ohio location?

    Because if so ... I'm sorry ... but that is fucking awesome.

    Zombo

    It does fit his M O. And it is my opinion he snuck off. I wonder though if he head butts with his buddies ala Jim Mcmahon?

  • Screw Johnny Manziel and the drunk horse he rode in on....

    I know Snickers cut him loose, but maybe he can be the new spokesman for Carls????

  • Good read.

    Ya that is sad but think of the many who are overlooked due to not having the resourses or people to put them in place. Sometimes it's not talent but it's who you know not what you know. Johnny blew it.

  • I said I would share a story about Johnny when he was no longer a Brown. It's pretty apparent he has played his last game for us, so here it is as I described to another member of the board.

    This was the weekend of the Monday Night game with Baltimore after he got stripped of the starting job, and occurred on Sat night:

    I came back from the Cavs Game Saturday night to my hotel, the Westin in downtown Cleveland. We hit a bar for a late-night snack after the game, so it must have been around 1 AM at least. I got in the elevator and realized I lost my key .... I went down to the lobby to get a key. There was a guy checking in with a blonde chick. Obviously drunk off his ass. He was so drunk that it was weird. He seemed young, with a ballcap on, but the rest of his clothes seemed very trendy ... not like a Cleveland local. I stood there forever. He turned around, and it was Johnny. There was no doubt. He was so fucked up that it was actually sad. He was wearing the same orange hat with the T that he wore to the food bank thing earlier in the week. There was no doubt it was him, and his girl. After he left, I said to the front desk guy ... "Is that who I think it is??" And he said "ya, he comes here all time" ... kinda rolling his eyes, yet enjoying the spectacle of it.. It was Him and he was HAMMERED. After he went up the elevator everyone in that part of the lobby, mostly some teenage kids, were talking about what they just saw. It was sad. It was not good.

    He was bigger than I thought. I am 5'11, 205 and he was at least my size, which makes sense, I just always think of him as small. His eyes were gone. You could tell he was trying very hard to have a quiet convo with the front desk guy but he was struggling with the words. His pretty girlfriend just stood by with an embarrassed look on her face. It was the opposite of the police story this time, she seemed OK, he seemed drunk off his ass.

    The next day, I realized the Browns were staying at my hotel. I saw Danny Shelton and Brian Hartline, they had increased security in the lobby and the were directing the Browns players into one elevator and the rest of us into other ones. I walked around down at the gym level and it had the Browns schedule for the players on the wall. They were all supposed to be checked in by 6 PM Sunday at the hotel, I am guessing Johnny was partying downtown Saturday Night, and decided to go get his room a night early, and judging by the front desk clerk, this is his usual MO. I think they only do a walkthrough the day before the game, so Friday would be his night out, but since we were playing Monday, then Saturday was his last night.

    Anyway, I don't want anymore damning info on the kid out on the internet, but I am surprised there isn't more of it. If I saw it, and so did the clerk and the kids by the elevator, you can just imagine how many people see it and don't report it or take pictures, which is good.

    This is, of course, a few days after he got demoted for the lying thing, and here was shitfaced out in public.

    I hope for the best for him, and it may not affect his playing ability on Sundays at this point in his life, but it will catch up with him if he doesn't curb his appetite a bit. I can see why Pett has him on a short leash, if I saw this, just picking up a key, there must be tons of reports of drunk Johnny out there.

    Z

    Zombo said:

    I said I would share a story about Johnny when he was no longer a Brown. It's pretty apparent he has played his last game for us, so here it is as I described to another member of the board.

    This was the weekend of the Monday Night game with Baltimore after he got stripped of the starting job, and occurred on Sat night:

    I came back from the Cavs Game Saturday night to my hotel, the Westin in downtown Cleveland. We hit a bar for a late-night snack after the game, so it must have been around 1 AM at least. I got in the elevator and realized I lost my key .... I went down to the lobby to get a key. There was a guy checking in with a blonde chick. Obviously drunk off his ass. He was so drunk that it was weird. He seemed young, with a ballcap on, but the rest of his clothes seemed very trendy ... not like a Cleveland local. I stood there forever. He turned around, and it was Johnny. There was no doubt. He was so fucked up that it was actually sad. He was wearing the same orange hat with the T that he wore to the food bank thing earlier in the week. There was no doubt it was him, and his girl. After he left, I said to the front desk guy ... "Is that who I think it is??" And he said "ya, he comes here all time" ... kinda rolling his eyes, yet enjoying the spectacle of it.. It was Him and he was HAMMERED. After he went up the elevator everyone in that part of the lobby, mostly some teenage kids, were talking about what they just saw. It was sad. It was not good.

    He was bigger than I thought. I am 5'11, 205 and he was at least my size, which makes sense, I just always think of him as small. His eyes were gone. You could tell he was trying very hard to have a quiet convo with the front desk guy but he was struggling with the words. His pretty girlfriend just stood by with an embarrassed look on her face. It was the opposite of the police story this time, she seemed OK, he seemed drunk off his ass.

    The next day, I realized the Browns were staying at my hotel. I saw Danny Shelton and Brian Hartline, they had increased security in the lobby and the were directing the Browns players into one elevator and the rest of us into other ones. I walked around down at the gym level and it had the Browns schedule for the players on the wall. They were all supposed to be checked in by 6 PM Sunday at the hotel, I am guessing Johnny was partying downtown Saturday Night, and decided to go get his room a night early, and judging by the front desk clerk, this is his usual MO. I think they only do a walkthrough the day before the game, so Friday would be his night out, but since we were playing Monday, then Saturday was his last night.

    Anyway, I don't want anymore damning info on the kid out on the internet, but I am surprised there isn't more of it. If I saw it, and so did the clerk and the kids by the elevator, you can just imagine how many people see it and don't report it or take pictures, which is good.

    This is, of course, a few days after he got demoted for the lying thing, and here was shitfaced out in public.

    I hope for the best for him, and it may not affect his playing ability on Sundays at this point in his life, but it will catch up with him if he doesn't curb his appetite a bit. I can see why Pett has him on a short leash, if I saw this, just picking up a key, there must be tons of reports of drunk Johnny out there.

    Z

    Wow! Thanks for sharing that Z!

    That kid even wore out his biggest fans - me included. I'm not gonna lie - I thought there were times we were hyper-sensitizing a 21-22 year old QB partying outside of the work hours where O'Neil said he was usually there before almost everyone and long after most. I continued to think that once he got the gig - all the bullshit would end and we would finally be happy about a QB Cleveland drafted.

    Guess what? Another episode of if I had to peg NFL QBs right coming out of college for a living - I'd be sleeping under bridges with Pittsburgh season ticket holders.

  • Screw Johnny Manziel and the drunk horse he rode in on....

    I know Snickers cut him loose, but maybe he can be the new spokesman for Carls????

    @mudfly said:

    Screw Johnny Manziel and the drunk horse he rode in on....

    Cut him some slack Mud-he's just auditioning for the remake of Cat Ballou. 😛

  • Johnny newest theme song

  • @mudfly said:

    Screw Johnny Manziel and the drunk horse he rode in on....

    Cut him some slack Mud-he's just auditioning for the remake of Cat Ballou. 😛

    @texasag1969 said:

    Cut him some slack Mud-he's just auditioning for the remake of Cat Ballou. 😛

    That or a lead role in a re-make of Less than Zero.

  • Screw Johnny Manziel and the drunk horse he rode in on....

    I know Snickers cut him loose, but maybe he can be the new spokesman for Carls????

    @mudfly said:

    Screw Johnny Manziel and the drunk horse he rode in on....

    More like he came in riding an inflatable swan.

  • @mudfly said:

    Screw Johnny Manziel and the drunk horse he rode in on....

    Cut him some slack Mud-he's just auditioning for the remake of Cat Ballou. 😛

    @texasag1969 said:

    Cut him some slack Mud-he's just auditioning for the remake of Cat Ballou. 😛

    Ha!....nope.....Im so mad today, the gloves are coming off......no one is safe.......esp the drunk punk(and his foolish boss)

    Johnny and Haslem deserve each other....

    And after 15 years of me supporting complete shit, I think Haslem and his boy are the ones to finally push me over the edge......

  • @texasag1969 said:

    Cut him some slack Mud-he's just auditioning for the remake of Cat Ballou. 😛

    Ha!....nope.....Im so mad today, the gloves are coming off......no one is safe.......esp the drunk punk(and his foolish boss)

    Johnny and Haslem deserve each other....

    And after 15 years of me supporting complete shit, I think Haslem and his boy are the ones to finally push me over the edge......

    @mudfly said:

    Ha!....nope.....Im so mad today, the gloves are coming off......no one is safe.......esp the drunk punk(and his foolish boss)

    Johnny and Haslem deserve each other....

    And after 15 years of me supporting complete shit, I think Haslem and his boy are the ones to finally push me over the edge......

    Thatta boy Mud! Don't hold that stuff hostage because the rope-a-dope only leads to brain damage.

    I've been following this team since about 1969 and it's looking like the playoffs aren't going to happen in my lifetime. The customer is always first only applies to a good business.

    Outside of Joe Thomas, what jersey is longer term than 2 years here?

  • Easy enough to track with flight data. And if he was there how does get back and dress with the team this morning?

    If he is not on the sidelines then the rumor is real and Haslem has already fired him first.

  • That dog looks hammered...

  • @mudfly said:

    Ha!....nope.....Im so mad today, the gloves are coming off......no one is safe.......esp the drunk punk(and his foolish boss)

    Johnny and Haslem deserve each other....

    And after 15 years of me supporting complete shit, I think Haslem and his boy are the ones to finally push me over the edge......

    Thatta boy Mud! Don't hold that stuff hostage because the rope-a-dope only leads to brain damage.

    I've been following this team since about 1969 and it's looking like the playoffs aren't going to happen in my lifetime. The customer is always first only applies to a good business.

    Outside of Joe Thomas, what jersey is longer term than 2 years here?

    @flugel said:

    Thatta boy Mud! Don't hold that stuff hostage because the rope-a-dope only leads to brain damage.

    I've been following this team since about 1969 and it's looking like the playoffs aren't going to happen in my lifetime. The customer is always first only applies to a good business.

    Outside of Joe Thomas, what jersey is longer term than 2 years here?

    I dont even know.....Im just seeing red today....hell, Id guess that 40 out 52 players are less than 2 years....

    Shit....I dont even want to watch the game now.....and ITS STEELERS week for christ sake....

    Jimmy Haslem has no clue what he's doing....no clue whats wrong with his team......no clue how to fix it.....and no clue who to bring in to fix it....

    So....for the 3rd time, in 3 tries....he's about to lose again.....and his answer is to just flip the game board over(again), instead of figuring out what moves are needed to win....and with the board flipped, the game ruined and all the pieces flying everywhere....he's scanning the room to see who wants to play next .....

    Anybody?.....cmon, its fun......hello???

    Now.....if I was in the room and watched this guy flip the board....once....twice.....THRICE......(after PROMISING not to do it)......would I sit down to play with him???......

    um, hell no.....

    He's starting to sound like his boy Johnny...."I promise things will change blah blah blah...never again blah blah blah....THIS time I will show you blah blah bah.....were gonna change the culture, blah blah blah....."

    Then he does the exact same thing......

    2 years and out.....THAT IS THE CULTURE......

    If he was gonna change THAT culture, like he claimed he would, he just blew it .....

    Again