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  • Z Zombo

    A search committee of Brown, Haslam, Haslam's wife Dee and Jed Hughes of Korn/Ferry will hire the next coach before bringing in a new GM who will report directly to Brown while lacking control of the 53-man roster.

    Holy Fuck!

    None of these guys are football people, one is a housewife, and the GM has no roster control.

    Please fucking shoot me.

    I having given 47 years to this franchise.

    I run a major Browns fan website, I am president of a 260 member Browns Backer fan club, with weekly Browns parties, charity donations and travels, I make at least two expensive trips to Cleveland each year to see the Browns and enjoy the city ... and I am BEGGING somebody to shoot me in the head right now.

    Jimmy , Sashi, Dee and "Jed" are going to pick a coach and THEN hire an emasculated GM with no roster power?

    Please ... fucking shoot me.

    Zombo

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    S SPEK216 wrote on last edited by
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    Zombo said:

    A search committee of Brown, Haslam, Haslam's wife Dee and Jed Hughes of Korn/Ferry will hire the next coach before bringing in a new GM who will report directly to Brown while lacking control of the 53-man roster.

    Holy Fuck!

    None of these guys are football people, one is a housewife, and the GM has no roster control.

    Please fucking shoot me.

    I having given 47 years to this franchise.

    I run a major Browns fan website, I am president of a 260 member Browns Backer fan club, with weekly Browns parties, charity donations and travels, I make at least two expensive trips to Cleveland each year to see the Browns and enjoy the city ... and I am BEGGING somebody to shoot me in the head right now.

    Jimmy , Sashi, Dee and "Jed" are going to pick a coach and THEN hire an emasculated GM with no roster power?

    Please ... fucking shoot me.

    Zombo

    It says on the Browns website whoever they hire at GM will strictly evaluate talent, while Sashi Brown deals with crunching numbers and salaries

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    • Z Zombo

      A search committee of Brown, Haslam, Haslam's wife Dee and Jed Hughes of Korn/Ferry will hire the next coach before bringing in a new GM who will report directly to Brown while lacking control of the 53-man roster.

      Holy Fuck!

      None of these guys are football people, one is a housewife, and the GM has no roster control.

      Please fucking shoot me.

      I having given 47 years to this franchise.

      I run a major Browns fan website, I am president of a 260 member Browns Backer fan club, with weekly Browns parties, charity donations and travels, I make at least two expensive trips to Cleveland each year to see the Browns and enjoy the city ... and I am BEGGING somebody to shoot me in the head right now.

      Jimmy , Sashi, Dee and "Jed" are going to pick a coach and THEN hire an emasculated GM with no roster power?

      Please ... fucking shoot me.

      Zombo

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      Browns149B Browns149 wrote on last edited by
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      Zombo said:

      A search committee of Brown, Haslam, Haslam's wife Dee and Jed Hughes of Korn/Ferry will hire the next coach before bringing in a new GM who will report directly to Brown while lacking control of the 53-man roster.

      Holy Fuck!

      None of these guys are football people, one is a housewife, and the GM has no roster control.

      Please fucking shoot me.

      I having given 47 years to this franchise.

      I run a major Browns fan website, I am president of a 260 member Browns Backer fan club, with weekly Browns parties, charity donations and travels, I make at least two expensive trips to Cleveland each year to see the Browns and enjoy the city ... and I am BEGGING somebody to shoot me in the head right now.

      Jimmy , Sashi, Dee and "Jed" are going to pick a coach and THEN hire an emasculated GM with no roster power?

      Please ... fucking shoot me.

      Zombo

      At least you didn't get the season ticket holder email

      Very heart felt from Jimmy and h is Wife

      "And they don't really know even what they're talkin' about And I can't imagine what empty heads can achieve."
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        Z Zombo wrote on last edited by
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        "Jimmy", "Dee", "Sashi" and "Jeb" are in charge of football opertions.

        This will work out well.

        Zombo

        --Why does God hate us so?

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        • Z Zombo

          "Jimmy", "Dee", "Sashi" and "Jeb" are in charge of football opertions.

          This will work out well.

          Zombo

          --Why does God hate us so?

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          Browns149B Browns149 wrote on last edited by Browns149
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          Zombo said:

          "Jimmy", "Dee", "Sashi" and "Jeb" are in charge of football opertions.

          This will work out well.

          Zombo

          --Why does God hate us so?

          God doesn't hate us

          We just have had TERRIBLE ownership since Modell bought the team

          "And they don't really know even what they're talkin' about And I can't imagine what empty heads can achieve."
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            C Clevfan4life wrote on last edited by
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            This is what you guys wanted. You scream every year for a new staff. The AFC north teams thank the Cleveland fan base for keeping 2 easy outs on their schedule every year. Good job guys. Now don't disappoint me this time next year, i wanna hear full violin play about why this next cunt we hire needs fired immediately before the season is even over. I wanna hear it.

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              medicinemanM medicineman wrote on last edited by medicineman
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              No Zombo we need you. I love the weekly picks you give and makes me smile when we really have no reason to smile. I believe we do have the greatest fan base in the NFL and all though I do not agree with some of you at times I would rather be here with you guys over any Steeler fan. We do all want the same thing over all and that is for us to Win and Pisspuke to get slaughterd every week.

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              • C Clevfan4life

                This is what you guys wanted. You scream every year for a new staff. The AFC north teams thank the Cleveland fan base for keeping 2 easy outs on their schedule every year. Good job guys. Now don't disappoint me this time next year, i wanna hear full violin play about why this next cunt we hire needs fired immediately before the season is even over. I wanna hear it.

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                @clevfan4life said:

                This is what you guys wanted. You scream every year for a new staff. The AFC north teams thank the Cleveland fan base for keeping 2 easy outs on their schedule every year. Good job guys. Now don't disappoint me this time next year, i wanna hear full violin play about why this next cunt we hire needs fired immediately before the season is even over. I wanna hear it.

                Can't wait....It will happen by November of this year.

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                  stillmotionS stillmotion wrote on last edited by
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                  and Pettine is laughing and drinking right now.....

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                    IbleedbrownI Ibleedbrown wrote on last edited by
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                    I'm fucking distraught. I've rooted for some bad teams before, but l refuse to be that guy who tries to dissuade people from going to games or buying merchandise or whatever because l always felt like someone at the top was really really trying.

                    They might be stupid, or inept, or a fucking dumbass, but at least they're trying.

                    What the hell is going on with their ownership? There are no dumbass millionaires. What the fuck is Haslam really up to?

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                    • Z Zombo

                      A search committee of Brown, Haslam, Haslam's wife Dee and Jed Hughes of Korn/Ferry will hire the next coach before bringing in a new GM who will report directly to Brown while lacking control of the 53-man roster.

                      Holy Fuck!

                      None of these guys are football people, one is a housewife, and the GM has no roster control.

                      Please fucking shoot me.

                      I having given 47 years to this franchise.

                      I run a major Browns fan website, I am president of a 260 member Browns Backer fan club, with weekly Browns parties, charity donations and travels, I make at least two expensive trips to Cleveland each year to see the Browns and enjoy the city ... and I am BEGGING somebody to shoot me in the head right now.

                      Jimmy , Sashi, Dee and "Jed" are going to pick a coach and THEN hire an emasculated GM with no roster power?

                      Please ... fucking shoot me.

                      Zombo

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                      Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on last edited by
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                      Zombo said:

                      A search committee of Brown, Haslam, Haslam's wife Dee and Jed Hughes of Korn/Ferry will hire the next coach before bringing in a new GM who will report directly to Brown while lacking control of the 53-man roster.

                      Holy Fuck!

                      None of these guys are football people, one is a housewife, and the GM has no roster control.

                      Please fucking shoot me.

                      I having given 47 years to this franchise.

                      I run a major Browns fan website, I am president of a 260 member Browns Backer fan club, with weekly Browns parties, charity donations and travels, I make at least two expensive trips to Cleveland each year to see the Browns and enjoy the city ... and I am BEGGING somebody to shoot me in the head right now.

                      Sorry, brah... only got one bullet...

                      "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
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                      • BrownPile B Collaborator First Post One Year In One Month Later Week One Done
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                        B BrownPile wrote on last edited by
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                        I agree with a lot of what Haslam had to say in his press conference about structuring a business.

                        I'm not sure this is possible in today's world though, particularly the NFL.

                        It does appear as if he's going to make the 'modern' mistake of letting the data analyst make the final decisions.

                        Data analytics should be a tool for decision making - not the final authority.

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                          A AussieBacon wrote on last edited by
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                          Very disappointing season, We can only hope some of what he promised comes to fruition.

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                            ManzierM Manzier wrote on last edited by
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                            Im just happy Haslem didnt use the word candidly before every answer

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                              D darubes wrote on last edited by
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                              Just when you had a GLIMMER of hope Haslam announces

                              Dee Haslam is on the search committee??? Where's the

                              Kool Aid???

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                                Just when you had a GLIMMER of hope Haslam announces

                                Dee Haslam is on the search committee??? Where's the

                                Kool Aid???

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                                T TexasAg1969 wrote on last edited by TexasAg1969
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                                @darubes said:

                                Just when you had a GLIMMER of hope Haslam announces

                                Dee Haslam is on the search committee??? Where's the

                                Kool Aid???

                                No worries. I hear she raises chickens so the picks are in good .......................beaks? 😛

                                And a New Years present for Z too, the newest Magic 8 Ball

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                                • Z Zombo

                                  A search committee of Brown, Haslam, Haslam's wife Dee and Jed Hughes of Korn/Ferry will hire the next coach before bringing in a new GM who will report directly to Brown while lacking control of the 53-man roster.

                                  Holy Fuck!

                                  None of these guys are football people, one is a housewife, and the GM has no roster control.

                                  Please fucking shoot me.

                                  I having given 47 years to this franchise.

                                  I run a major Browns fan website, I am president of a 260 member Browns Backer fan club, with weekly Browns parties, charity donations and travels, I make at least two expensive trips to Cleveland each year to see the Browns and enjoy the city ... and I am BEGGING somebody to shoot me in the head right now.

                                  Jimmy , Sashi, Dee and "Jed" are going to pick a coach and THEN hire an emasculated GM with no roster power?

                                  Please ... fucking shoot me.

                                  Zombo

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                                  The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                                  Zombo said:

                                  A search committee of Brown, Haslam, Haslam's wife Dee and Jed Hughes of Korn/Ferry will hire the next coach before bringing in a new GM who will report directly to Brown while lacking control of the 53-man roster.

                                  Holy Fuck!

                                  None of these guys are football people, one is a housewife, and the GM has no roster control.

                                  Please fucking shoot me.

                                  I having given 47 years to this franchise.

                                  I run a major Browns fan website, I am president of a 260 member Browns Backer fan club, with weekly Browns parties, charity donations and travels, I make at least two expensive trips to Cleveland each year to see the Browns and enjoy the city ... and I am BEGGING somebody to shoot me in the head right now.

                                  Jimmy , Sashi, Dee and "Jed" are going to pick a coach and THEN hire an emasculated GM with no roster power?

                                  Please ... fucking shoot me.

                                  Zombo

                                  As I noted elsewhere....this is essentially the same setup they have in New England. Seems to have worked there.

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                                    Zombo said:

                                    A search committee of Brown, Haslam, Haslam's wife Dee and Jed Hughes of Korn/Ferry will hire the next coach before bringing in a new GM who will report directly to Brown while lacking control of the 53-man roster.

                                    Holy Fuck!

                                    None of these guys are football people, one is a housewife, and the GM has no roster control.

                                    Please fucking shoot me.

                                    I having given 47 years to this franchise.

                                    I run a major Browns fan website, I am president of a 260 member Browns Backer fan club, with weekly Browns parties, charity donations and travels, I make at least two expensive trips to Cleveland each year to see the Browns and enjoy the city ... and I am BEGGING somebody to shoot me in the head right now.

                                    Jimmy , Sashi, Dee and "Jed" are going to pick a coach and THEN hire an emasculated GM with no roster power?

                                    Please ... fucking shoot me.

                                    Zombo

                                    As I noted elsewhere....this is essentially the same setup they have in New England. Seems to have worked there.

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                                    gftChrisG gftChris wrote on last edited by
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                                    @the-gipper said:

                                    As I noted elsewhere....this is essentially the same setup they have in New England. Seems to have worked there.

                                    If you think Bill Belichick doesn't run every single aspect of that football club you're sorely mistaken.

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                                      @the-gipper said:

                                      As I noted elsewhere....this is essentially the same setup they have in New England. Seems to have worked there.

                                      If you think Bill Belichick doesn't run every single aspect of that football club you're sorely mistaken.

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                                      The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                                      @gftchris said:

                                      If you think Bill Belichick doesn't run every single aspect of that football club you're sorely mistaken.

                                      Yes, I know he does.....that is my point. The GM answers to him. And here, football wise, it appears that the GM/DOPP will answer to the HC. So...honestly...I expect a fairly "big" name to be hired. One that has been there, done that with an NFL team.....or a guy like Saban.

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                                        gftChrisG gftChris wrote on last edited by
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                                        I tell you something, I don't expect a big name GM. You may be right about HC, but I'll file that one under 'believe it when I see it'

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                                          L LondonBrown wrote on last edited by
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                                          They're interviewing Gase and Marrone, that doesn't sound like a big name coach to me

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