Cheap Shot Stealers Weather Burfict Storm

BaconHound

@furious-styles said:
Why not ? You've got a guy that won't come to treatment or games.

What is TJ Ward? A cheap shot artists and we all would welcome him back with open arms.

BaconHound

@flugel said:
Not for nothing but it wasn't like there was a pistol to Marvin Lewis' temple saying you can't take out the guy who lost his cool and his mind until you know he has some degree of composure back.

As we saw with Beckham, even established coaches live in fear of the talent. And rightfully so, Lewis has a better chance of being fired than Burfict has of being cut.

hoorta

@furious-styles said:
Browns can only dream of playing at such an intense level, one team with a. 4th rd 2nd yr QB. A sneeze puts Browns players in the concussion protacol.

I saw more hard hits in that game than the Browns managed all season......

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The BENGALS........... ARE INDEED ...................... The new Browns.

Let me replay it for you.

The Steelers get intercepted in their own territory with less than 2 minutes to go,
All the Bengals have to do is run down the clock
The Bengals fumble
Ben gets some modest yards, but with 22 seconds left and no times outs, it looks bleak
A Bengals idiot illegally hits a reciever............... 15 yard penalty.
Before that penalty can be stepped off, ANOTHER BENGALS idiot gets called for ruffing the Reffer.
The Steelers kick a winning FG.

Dude, that puts all the Browns shit to rest. The monkey is now officially off of our back.

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You could replay that game 100 times, and not come up with a collapse like that.

@hx214 said:
Still trying to figure out why Assistant Line Backer coach is on the field during an injury, chirping in the other teams huddle 20 feet in front of where the injuried player is being helped and why shoving him is a 15 yard penalty when he is illegally on the field. That was mighty convenient.

OK Porter shouldn't have been where he was- but the personal foul was for Jones shoving a ref.

@deputydawg said:

Burfict is my new hero! I wanna see him in Brown and Orange! He hates the Stoolers so much he should be ours. Two questions:

1: how long will he be banned for?

2: do the Bungals have a record for straight post season losses?

Regarding consecutive losses, I think so.....

Clevfan4life

@bringbackbrownie2 said:
You idiots want Burfict on the browns? One of the guys that cost his team a playoff win? Fucking insane.

if we were a perennial playoff team, yeah maybe not. Do i want Burfict on THIS team RIGHT NOW? you fucking bet. Burfict isn't gonna cost us any playoff games. Know why? Cause we ain't gonna see the playoffs for years. If you think that's pessimism hey fine, but it's legit. We're 5 years from being "5 years away". That's a sobering fact but it's a fact. At least Burfict would give us something to hang our hat on. We might lose games but at least people run out of cleveland with their tails tucked between their legs.

So yeah I'd want Burfict, I'd want a whole team of Burficts.

Clevfan4life

@baconhound said:

I would, god forbid the Browns want talent, let's stick with clear headed pussies who can't tackle that is working out so well. Clearly better than anyone on the Browns defense and many would argue the Hill fumble and the Jones penalty were just as big if not bigger.

Jeremy Hill lost the game for them, not Burfict. The game was over before that hit. Burfict won the game single handedly until Jeremy Hill went and shit the bed. Hill might have to give several blowjobs to Vontaze this offseason.

bringbackbrownie2

@baconhound said:

I would, god forbid the Browns want talent, let's stick with clear headed pussies who can't tackle that is working out so well. Clearly better than anyone on the Browns defense and many would argue the Hill fumble and the Jones penalty were just as big if not bigger.

And how has that "talent" worked out for Cincinnati? I'll tell you. Same playoff wins as browns in last 20 years. Can't fix stupid.

BaconHound

@bringbackbrownie2 said:
And how has that "talent" worked out for Cincinnati? I'll tell you. Same playoff wins as browns in last 20 years. Can't fix stupid.

You can google the record Cincinnati has since drafting Burfict and what the Browns record is in the same time if you want to have a childish argument.

Clevfan4life

@bringbackbrownie2 said:
And how has that "talent" worked out for Cincinnati? I'll tell you. Same playoff wins as browns in last 20 years. Can't fix stupid.

Lots of factors have gone into that. But Cincy has been relevant for a couple years now while Cleveland has been utterly irrelevant. Utterly. I'd take no playoff wins but perennial contenders over the complete and utter lack of relevancy this franchise has had for years. Cincy has the respect of the league. We have no respect. We're looked at as a calendar off day. Complete fags. Sooooooo...........yeah

bringbackbrownie2

@baconhound said:

You can google the record Cincinnati has since drafting Burfict and what the Browns record is in the same time if you want to have a childish argument.

Hahahaha now Burfict gets the credit for every Cincinnati win since he was drafted? What a joke. And yet playoff record is still all that matters..

bringbackbrownie2

@clevfan4life said:

Lots of factors have gone into that. But Cincy has been relevant for a couple years now while Cleveland has been utterly irrelevant. Utterly. I'd take no playoff wins but perennial contenders over the complete and utter lack of relevancy this franchise has had for years. Cincy has the respect of the league. We have no respect. We're looked at as a calendar off day. Complete fags. Sooooooo...........yeah

I'm not arguing that Cleveland has the same talent as Cincinnati. They have plenty of talent. I'm saying I would not want Burfict. Give me AJ Green, Eifert, whitworth, Kirkpatrick, either RB, Dunlap, Johnson, etc.

bringbackbrownie2

@clevfan4life said:
Cincy has the respect of the league.

Also not convinced this is true.

BaconHound

@bringbackbrownie2 said:
Hahahaha now Burfict gets the credit for every Cincinnati win since he was drafted? What a joke. And yet playoff record is still all that matters..

Wow, now I know why Manziel still has supporters in Cleveland.

bringbackbrownie2

@baconhound said:

Wow, now I know why Manziel still has supporters in Cleveland.

The same reason browns fans like Burfict I suppose..

BaconHound

@bringbackbrownie2 said:
The same reason browns fans like Burfict I suppose..

Actually Burfict was a pro-bowler in 2013 and a solid NFL player his entire career.

bbedward

Porter should have been flagged but it doesn't change the fact pacman is Retarded.

And burfict.

Hill fumble was disastrous but at least that could be chalked up to a mistake he probably felt horrible about - it happens to the best. No excuse for Burfict and Jones though.

Porter is an asshole but the piss stains gave him the game ball, he got a fine today too.

Canton Dawg

Porter will be fined by the league, but he just threw the bait out and Jones was stupid enough to bite.

Doesn't matter, the Stooler season ends next week in Denver.

RoyceRolls

VesnaKociper said:

If there is funnier shit that has happened in the past 50 years of football, I sure as fuck missed it.

You missed the Billy Manziel story?

Furious Styles

@bringbackbrownie2 said:
Hahahaha now Burfict gets the credit for every Cincinnati win since he was drafted? What a joke. And yet playoff record is still all that matters..

If you say so. Winning records and division titles are measuring sticks also. Just as losing records are.

RoyceRolls

Marvin Lewis looks like he can make some kickass Indian food.

StinkHole

I was waiting for Marvin Lewis to grab a microphone...what a classic!