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  • @tour2ma said:

    Since the cash option only nets around 45% after taxes, Po, you'd better win two...

    Or four. Yes indeed Tour. If you take the cash option, $930 million- you're (only) going to wind up with around $540 million after taxes. Even less if you owe state taxes. Better declare Florida residency before you cash in. πŸ™‚ I hate to dash the hopes of potential winners who think they're going to have the coin to buy an NFL team. Though that's plenty enough to buy yourself a Luxury Box for life.

    As one of the talking heads said- if you don't realize it, Power Ball and Mega Millions are a hidden state tax on those who play. To show you how your donation & bad odds work- the last Jackpot sold around 200 million tickets. Only 27 people hit for $1 million.

    @hoorta said:

    Or four. Yes indeed Tour. If you take the cash option, $930 million- you're (only) going to wind up with around $540 million after taxes. Even less if you owe state taxes. Better declare Florida residency before you cash in. πŸ™‚ I hate to dash the hopes of potential winners who think they're going to have the coin to buy an NFL team. Though that's plenty enough to buy yourself a Luxury Box for life.

    As one of the talking heads said- if you don't realize it, Power Ball and Mega Millions are a hidden state tax on those who play. To show you how your donation & bad odds work- the last Jackpot sold around 200 million tickets. Only 27 people hit for $1 million.

    Tour lives here in Texas-also no state income tax (they fuck us with extortionist rate property taxes instead just so they can say we have no income tax).

  • Pats' Chandler Jones out with Billy Manziel? LOL! πŸ˜†

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/01/13/report-chandler-jones-was-a-confused-party-when-he-talked-to-cops/

    Had his shirt off in the rain when he came into the police dept.

  • @hoorta said:

    Or four. Yes indeed Tour. If you take the cash option, $930 million- you're (only) going to wind up with around $540 million after taxes. Even less if you owe state taxes. Better declare Florida residency before you cash in. πŸ™‚ I hate to dash the hopes of potential winners who think they're going to have the coin to buy an NFL team. Though that's plenty enough to buy yourself a Luxury Box for life.

    As one of the talking heads said- if you don't realize it, Power Ball and Mega Millions are a hidden state tax on those who play. To show you how your donation & bad odds work- the last Jackpot sold around 200 million tickets. Only 27 people hit for $1 million.

    Tour lives here in Texas-also no state income tax (they fuck us with extortionist rate property taxes instead just so they can say we have no income tax).

    @texasag1969 said:

    Tour lives here in Texas-also no state income tax (they fuck us with extortionist rate property taxes instead just so they can say we have no income tax).

    Not to mention a hefty "consumption" tax...

  • I am not sure if somebody else said the same thing but does anybody remember when Bret Farve started out in Atlanta and they cut ties with him for doing the kind of stuff Johnny is doing?

  • I am not sure if somebody else said the same thing but does anybody remember when Bret Farve started out in Atlanta and they cut ties with him for doing the kind of stuff Johnny is doing?

    @medicineman said:

    I am not sure if somebody else said the same thing but does anybody remember when Bret Farve started out in Atlanta and they cut ties with him for doing the kind of stuff Johnny is doing?

    Oh, its been mentioned a time or fifty.....

    But....lets be clear....they really didnt cut ties, per se...... they drafted him in the second and traded him for a first.....

    I think if the Browns could have gotten more than they paid for Johnny, he might have been gone LONG ago....

  • Well I just hope our master plan is to not draft a qb and have him ride the bench for 2 years to get him ready

  • Well I just hope our master plan is to not draft a qb and have him ride the bench for 2 years to get him ready

    @medicineman said:

    Well I just hope our master plan is to not draft a qb and have him ride the bench for 2 years to get him ready

    Me too....because that will mean he sucks big lumpy rocks.....(or doesnt care, or is drunk, or doesnt know the plays)

  • He's gone! finished, kaput. New coach says fuck him

  • With Hue Jackson's hiring, Billy Janziel is likely gone. Looks like PoG will be going on suicide watch.

  • Why are we wasting any more time talking about this midget?

    @stillmotion said:

    Why are we wasting any more time talking about this midget?

    What? What midget? Zombo met up with him personally and said he was bigger than him. Z was going to fight him before he found out that Johnny wasn't the midget he thought he was.

  • @stillmotion said:

    Why are we wasting any more time talking about this midget?

    What? What midget? Zombo met up with him personally and said he was bigger than him. Z was going to fight him before he found out that Johnny wasn't the midget he thought he was.

    @the-gipper said:

    What? What midget? Zombo met up with him personally and said he was bigger than him. Z was going to fight him before he found out that Johnny wasn't the midget he thought he was.

    I said he was the same size as me. Perhaps a little more lean though.

    He's a midget by NFL QB standards.

    Problem is he's a bad midget, not a good midget like Russ W.

    But he won't be our problem anymore, will he?

    Zombo

  • @the-gipper said:

    What? What midget? Zombo met up with him personally and said he was bigger than him. Z was going to fight him before he found out that Johnny wasn't the midget he thought he was.

    I said he was the same size as me. Perhaps a little more lean though.

    He's a midget by NFL QB standards.

    Problem is he's a bad midget, not a good midget like Russ W.

    But he won't be our problem anymore, will he?

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    I said he was the same size as me. Perhaps a little more lean though.

    He's a midget by NFL QB standards.

    Problem is he's a bad midget, not a good midget like Russ W.

    But he won't be our problem anymore, will he?

    Zombo

    I still think you could take him and quite possibly out drink him.

  • Zombo said:

    I said he was the same size as me. Perhaps a little more lean though.

    He's a midget by NFL QB standards.

    Problem is he's a bad midget, not a good midget like Russ W.

    But he won't be our problem anymore, will he?

    Zombo

    I still think you could take him and quite possibly out drink him.

    @mark-o said:

    I still think you could take him and quite possibly out drink him.

    That night I could have taken him, because he definitely outdrank me. Which for me being in Cleveland for a Browns weekend ... that's saying something.

    But his girlfriend might of hurt me.

    Zombo

  • @the-gipper said:

    What? What midget? Zombo met up with him personally and said he was bigger than him. Z was going to fight him before he found out that Johnny wasn't the midget he thought he was.

    I said he was the same size as me. Perhaps a little more lean though.

    He's a midget by NFL QB standards.

    Problem is he's a bad midget, not a good midget like Russ W.

    But he won't be our problem anymore, will he?

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    I said he was the same size as me. Perhaps a little more lean though.

    He's a midget by NFL QB standards.

    Problem is he's a bad midget, not a good midget like Russ W.

    But he won't be our problem anymore, will he?

    Zombo

    He probably won't be our problem on the field.....but he still may be your problem off.....did he invite you up for a little sumpin sumpin?

    polls_crossdress_midget_788457_2406_5309

  • Zombo said:

    I said he was the same size as me. Perhaps a little more lean though.

    He's a midget by NFL QB standards.

    Problem is he's a bad midget, not a good midget like Russ W.

    But he won't be our problem anymore, will he?

    Zombo

    He probably won't be our problem on the field.....but he still may be your problem off.....did he invite you up for a little sumpin sumpin?

    polls_crossdress_midget_788457_2406_5309

    @the-gipper said:

    He probably won't be our problem on the field.....but he still may be your problem off.....did he invite you up for a little sumpin sumpin?

    polls_crossdress_midget_788457_2406_5309

    The disturbing part about this is either you A: have pics like this handy on your computer or B: you searched the Internet looking for almost nude male? midget freaks.

  • @stillmotion said:

    Why are we wasting any more time talking about this midget?

    What? What midget? Zombo met up with him personally and said he was bigger than him. Z was going to fight him before he found out that Johnny wasn't the midget he thought he was.

    @the-gipper said:

    What? What midget? Zombo met up with him personally and said he was bigger than him. Z was going to fight him before he found out that Johnny wasn't the midget he thought he was.

    If Billy Manziel kicks Zombo's ass somebody had better record that shit.

  • @poeticg said:

    ...All because you guys cried about character concerns. Let the guy live his life how he wants, as long as he wins us game I don't care what he does...As long as he puts a W in the win column and produces...what is the problem?

    The Bungles said the same thing about Burfict and Pacman Jones. How did that turn out for them?

    @jbluhm86 said:

    The Bungles said the same thing about Burfict and Pacman Jones. How did that turn out for them?

    12-4 AFC North Champions and a meltdown.
  • @the-gipper said:

    He probably won't be our problem on the field.....but he still may be your problem off.....did he invite you up for a little sumpin sumpin?

    polls_crossdress_midget_788457_2406_5309

    The disturbing part about this is either you A: have pics like this handy on your computer or B: you searched the Internet looking for almost nude male? midget freaks.

    @johnny-fingers-farmer said:

    The disturbing part about this is either you A: have pics like this handy on your computer or B: you searched the Internet looking for almost nude male? midget freaks.

    I searched the internet for funny midget pictures....and when I found this one I thought about Z. I mean, you are the one that has a screen name that talks about sexual encounters with like Junior Samples

    gibron-juniorsamples-splsh.jpg

  • Was Junior related to Candy?

  • Nike wants to drop him for being a single guy in vegas...but they sponsor dog killers...spouse abusers...wife cheaters....

    I wouldnt buy a nike product if it was the last retailer on earth