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  • You're not an outsider. You're literally here every day.

  • Wow how proud you must be having the resident squeeler fags praising your post.

  • sometimes i wonder why we couldn't have a kiddie section of the forum, sorta like a kiddie table at thanksgiving dinner to slot some of these childish threads into.

    what's next? mike tomlin caught throwing out his garbage in the middle of the night with his bathrobe on? or antonio brown owns a poodle!

    give it a break.

    @miktoxic said:

    sometimes i wonder why we couldn't have a kiddie section of the forum, sorta like a kiddie table at thanksgiving dinner to slot some of these childish threads into.

    what's next? mike tomlin caught throwing out his garbage in the middle of the night with his bathrobe on? or antonio brown owns a poodle!

    give it a break.

    "coke bottle tits" Ben
  • Wow how proud you must be having the resident squeeler fags praising your post.

    @pumpkin-eater said:

    Wow how proud you must be having the resident squeeler fags praising your post.

    Bro you would be at the kids table. Crust cut off with a bib.

  • You're not an outsider. You're literally here every day.

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    You're not an outsider. You're literally here every day.

    I'm not here everyday and I meant I'm not a Browns fan. 🙂

  • Shut the fuck up, Donny. Enjoy the offseason with Cleveland. 😉

  • @pumpkin-eater said:

    Wow how proud you must be having the resident squeeler fags praising your post.

    Bro you would be at the kids table. Crust cut off with a bib.

    @vagitron said:

    Bro you would be at the kids table. Crust cut off with a bib.

    And you're the one under the table giving blow jobs. I hope you wash your terrible towel after cleaning your face off with it. No wonder it's terrible.

  • Studies have proved that gay men prefer wearing Steelers jerseys. Especially the bumble bee.

  • these are the days of lean meat media when it comes to being a brown's fan so anything to distract the slight of hand going on right now in berea will suffice.

    they've successfully attached a fat jowled human head to a bulldog recently and gave it the name 'pumpkin eater' (some lab rat joke i guess), not that he likes to eat pumpkins, just ball sacks as big as them.

    raging queen.

    all the brown's fans that rage on about ben roethlisberger remember this: if the brown's were have been smart enough to pick him and lead US to the super bowls and playoff games that he has with the steelers he would be:

    1) bigger than kosar, sipe or graham in cleveland brown lore

    2) all the rape shit? people would be defending him to the bitter death of someone saying different

    3) they'd name a BR day in ohio and findlay would be the 2nd capitol with a parade every year on his birthday............... born in ohio, played high school and college football in ohio and led the browns to how many ever super bowls and won........something movies are made of.

    half you fuckers would have shrines built in your basements of the guy yet you burn him now cuz he plays for the opposition? right. gotcha. and if say you wouldn't you're lying your asses off.

  • these are the days of lean meat media when it comes to being a brown's fan so anything to distract the slight of hand going on right now in berea will suffice.

    they've successfully attached a fat jowled human head to a bulldog recently and gave it the name 'pumpkin eater' (some lab rat joke i guess), not that he likes to eat pumpkins, just ball sacks as big as them.

    raging queen.

    all the brown's fans that rage on about ben roethlisberger remember this: if the brown's were have been smart enough to pick him and lead US to the super bowls and playoff games that he has with the steelers he would be:

    1) bigger than kosar, sipe or graham in cleveland brown lore

    2) all the rape shit? people would be defending him to the bitter death of someone saying different

    3) they'd name a BR day in ohio and findlay would be the 2nd capitol with a parade every year on his birthday............... born in ohio, played high school and college football in ohio and led the browns to how many ever super bowls and won........something movies are made of.

    half you fuckers would have shrines built in your basements of the guy yet you burn him now cuz he plays for the opposition? right. gotcha. and if say you wouldn't you're lying your asses off.

    @miktoxic said:

    these are the days of lean meat media when it comes to being a brown's fan so anything to distract the slight of hand going on right now in berea will suffice.

    they've successfully attached a fat jowled human head to a bulldog recently and gave it the name 'pumpkin eater' (some lab rat joke i guess), not that he likes to eat pumpkins, just ball sacks as big as them.

    raging queen.

    all the brown's fans that rage on about ben roethlisberger remember this: if the brown's were have been smart enough to pick him and lead US to the super bowls and playoff games that he has with the steelers he would be:

    1) bigger than kosar, sipe or graham in cleveland brown lore

    2) all the rape shit? people would be defending him to the bitter death of someone saying different

    3) they'd name a BR day in ohio and findlay would be the 2nd capitol with a parade every year on his birthday............... born in ohio, played high school and college football in ohio and led the browns to how many ever super bowls and won........something movies are made of.

    half you fuckers would have shrines built in your basements of the guy yet you burn him now cuz he plays for the opposition? right. gotcha. and if say you wouldn't you're lying your asses off.

    Every word of that is true.

    And:

    Ben Roethlisberger can suck my dick.

    🙂

    It really is 2, 2, 2mints in one.

    WSS

  • @miktoxic said:

    these are the days of lean meat media when it comes to being a brown's fan so anything to distract the slight of hand going on right now in berea will suffice.

    they've successfully attached a fat jowled human head to a bulldog recently and gave it the name 'pumpkin eater' (some lab rat joke i guess), not that he likes to eat pumpkins, just ball sacks as big as them.

    raging queen.

    all the brown's fans that rage on about ben roethlisberger remember this: if the brown's were have been smart enough to pick him and lead US to the super bowls and playoff games that he has with the steelers he would be:

    1) bigger than kosar, sipe or graham in cleveland brown lore

    2) all the rape shit? people would be defending him to the bitter death of someone saying different

    3) they'd name a BR day in ohio and findlay would be the 2nd capitol with a parade every year on his birthday............... born in ohio, played high school and college football in ohio and led the browns to how many ever super bowls and won........something movies are made of.

    half you fuckers would have shrines built in your basements of the guy yet you burn him now cuz he plays for the opposition? right. gotcha. and if say you wouldn't you're lying your asses off.

    Every word of that is true.

    And:

    Ben Roethlisberger can suck my dick.

    🙂

    It really is 2, 2, 2mints in one.

    WSS

    @westside-steve said:

    Ben Roethlisberger can suck my dick.

    see, that is true as well, now that he plays for the opposition.......just like brady, manning, newton etc. etc. etc.

    (and eat a flaming shit ball while doing it, btw)

  • @westside-steve said:

    Ben Roethlisberger can suck my dick.

    see, that is true as well, now that he plays for the opposition.......just like brady, manning, newton etc. etc. etc.

    (and eat a flaming shit ball while doing it, btw)

    @miktoxic said:

    see, that is true as well, now that he plays for the opposition.......just like brady, manning, newton etc. etc. etc.

    (and eat a flaming shit ball while doing it, btw)

    I don't want to be a contrarian here but I would prefer that Ben eat the flaming shitballs well after he's finished sucking my dick.

    I mean yes he should do both but not simultaneously.

    Thank you for your consideration.

    🙂

    WSS

  • sometimes i wonder why we couldn't have a kiddie section of the forum, sorta like a kiddie table at thanksgiving dinner to slot some of these childish threads into.

    what's next? mike tomlin caught throwing out his garbage in the middle of the night with his bathrobe on? or antonio brown owns a poodle!

    give it a break.

    @miktoxic said:

    sometimes i wonder why we couldn't have a kiddie section of the forum, sorta like a kiddie table at thanksgiving dinner to slot some of these childish threads into.

    what's next? mike tomlin caught throwing out his garbage in the middle of the night with his bathrobe on? or antonio brown owns a poodle!

    give it a break.

    Most of your stuff would go in there. 😉

  • @miktoxic said:

    sometimes i wonder why we couldn't have a kiddie section of the forum, sorta like a kiddie table at thanksgiving dinner to slot some of these childish threads into.

    what's next? mike tomlin caught throwing out his garbage in the middle of the night with his bathrobe on? or antonio brown owns a poodle!

    give it a break.

    You would lose at LEAST 30% of the posting population to the kiddie forum. As an outsider I 300% agree on a kiddie forum though.

    @vagitron said:

    You would lose at LEAST 30% of the posting population to the kiddie forum. As an outsider I 300% agree on a kiddie forum though.

    And why on God's Good Green Earth do you not think that every single one of your posts wouldn't be relegated there?

  • Wow how proud you must be having the resident squeeler fags praising your post.

    @pumpkin-eater said:

    Wow how proud you must be having the resident squeeler fags praising your post.

    It is when they disparage them that I know that I have done something right.

  • these are the days of lean meat media when it comes to being a brown's fan so anything to distract the slight of hand going on right now in berea will suffice.

    they've successfully attached a fat jowled human head to a bulldog recently and gave it the name 'pumpkin eater' (some lab rat joke i guess), not that he likes to eat pumpkins, just ball sacks as big as them.

    raging queen.

    all the brown's fans that rage on about ben roethlisberger remember this: if the brown's were have been smart enough to pick him and lead US to the super bowls and playoff games that he has with the steelers he would be:

    1) bigger than kosar, sipe or graham in cleveland brown lore

    2) all the rape shit? people would be defending him to the bitter death of someone saying different

    3) they'd name a BR day in ohio and findlay would be the 2nd capitol with a parade every year on his birthday............... born in ohio, played high school and college football in ohio and led the browns to how many ever super bowls and won........something movies are made of.

    half you fuckers would have shrines built in your basements of the guy yet you burn him now cuz he plays for the opposition? right. gotcha. and if say you wouldn't you're lying your asses off.

    @miktoxic said:

    these are the days of lean meat media when it comes to being a brown's fan so anything to distract the slight of hand going on right now in berea will suffice.

    they've successfully attached a fat jowled human head to a bulldog recently and gave it the name 'pumpkin eater' (some lab rat joke i guess), not that he likes to eat pumpkins, just ball sacks as big as them.

    raging queen.

    all the brown's fans that rage on about ben roethlisberger remember this: if the brown's were have been smart enough to pick him and lead US to the super bowls and playoff games that he has with the steelers he would be:

    1) bigger than kosar, sipe or graham in cleveland brown lore

    2) all the rape shit? people would be defending him to the bitter death of someone saying different

    3) they'd name a BR day in ohio and findlay would be the 2nd capitol with a parade every year on his birthday............... born in ohio, played high school and college football in ohio and led the browns to how many ever super bowls and won........something movies are made of.

    half you fuckers would have shrines built in your basements of the guy yet you burn him now cuz he plays for the opposition? right. gotcha. and if say you wouldn't you're lying your asses off.

    The bigger mistake was in not taking Aaron Rodgers....not in not taking BR.

    In 2003 the team went with Kelly Holcomb....whom they thought might be good for them.....but instead they switched to Garcia. Those moves could have justified taking a non QB.

    But, in the 2005 draft....they knew they needed a damned QB. But instead they took Braylon at #3. They bought the theory apparently going around scouting circles that Rodgers had some issues, and that is why he dropped. But, the Browns, needing a QB instead go for a flaky WR in Edwards. They should have bucked the rumors and taken Rodgers.

  • @vagitron said:

    You would lose at LEAST 30% of the posting population to the kiddie forum. As an outsider I 300% agree on a kiddie forum though.

    And why on God's Good Green Earth do you not think that every single one of your posts wouldn't be relegated there?

    @the-gipper said:

    And why on God's Good Green Earth do you not think that every single one of your posts wouldn't be relegated there?

    Find a few of my posts deserving of relegation. There are people that post here that are the tea party equivalent for sports. I may defend my home town team but when its not like I'm pulling what I say from left field.

  • @the-gipper said:

    And why on God's Good Green Earth do you not think that every single one of your posts wouldn't be relegated there?

    Find a few of my posts deserving of relegation. There are people that post here that are the tea party equivalent for sports. I may defend my home town team but when its not like I'm pulling what I say from left field.

    @vagitron said:

    Find a few of my posts deserving of relegation. There are people that post here that are the tea party equivalent for sports. I may defend my home town team but when its not like I'm pulling what I say from left field.

    You must not have read what was said: Childish posts would get sent to the Kiddie Forum. You posts are 98% childish, 1% delusional.....so maybe 1 pct of them would get through.

    That means over the course of all these years you have made only 37 posts that have made sense.

    And, you know, that does sound about right.

  • I bet queercicle dicktoxic wishes the Browns would've drafted the rapist every time he blows his load in his Big Ben "real" doll's silicon asshole. But he says that doesn't make him gay because chicks have assholes too. But what about his weekly circle jerk with mike Pettine? I wonder if big gay Ben has ever responded to the countless invitations dicktoxic has sent asking him to join Mikey and him in some "deep" thinking?

  • I bet queercicle dicktoxic wishes the Browns would've drafted the rapist every time he blows his load in his Big Ben "real" doll's silicon asshole. But he says that doesn't make him gay because chicks have assholes too. But what about his weekly circle jerk with mike Pettine? I wonder if big gay Ben has ever responded to the countless invitations dicktoxic has sent asking him to join Mikey and him in some "deep" thinking?

    @pumpkin-eater said:

    I bet queercicle dicktoxic wishes the Browns would've drafted the rapist every time he blows his load in his Big Ben "real" doll's silicon asshole. But he says that doesn't make him gay because chicks have assholes too. But what about his weekly circle jerk with mike Pettine? I wonder if big gay Ben has ever responded to the countless invitations dicktoxic has sent asking him to join Mikey and him in some "deep" thinking?

    uh..... 'real' doll's silicone asshole?

    seems to me sir you have some problems. gotta bet they know you by first name down at the local sex shack, fuckin perv.