Jonathan Paul Manziel

[miktoxic]

these threads are looser than a hooker underneath a boardwalk.

[Westside Steve]

Hard to say. If the Gipper bit on Ghoulies bull shit history of the team thread... He might believe this too...

But remember party boy> team cancer.

WSS

[Alkid3]

Can we get this lie of a thread closed.

[The Cysko Kid]

...come on gip. Troll site

[Westside Steve]

@tour2ma said:

When JM is gone can a mod merge every thread with some version of JM in the title?

Curious to see how long it would be... and should take more than a couple days...

I'm sure they will just be eventually pushed to the side by the hundreds of thrilling tales of Ray Hortons defense.

WSS

[PoeticG]

It's not that serious. Our QBs have sucked for years, we may finally have a QB that can make things happen on gameday. I'm not going to go crazy because he likes to take selfies with celebrities or party like a rock star, or miss 'concussion' treatments.

[jcam222]

@poeticg said:

It's not that serious. Our QBs have sucked for years, we may finally have a QB that can make things happen on gameday. I'm not going to go crazy because he likes to take selfies with celebrities or party like a rock star, or miss 'concussion' treatments.o

continuing your "not to worry" list,.......your not worried that he shows up to work drunk, parties in Vegas while his team mates are playing, drives 60 mph on the berm of a residential street etc. Come on man, Ill give you this when you commit are you are all in. Its almost borderline obsession. I imagine you still want to bring Trent back too.

[jcam222]

If this were true I would be ecstatic, Hell honestly I wouldnt care if they traded him for Curtis Painter.

[Mike H]

@jcam222 said:

continuing your "not to worry" list,.......your not worried that he shows up to work drunk, parties in Vegas while his team mates are playing, drives 60 mph on the berm of a residential street etc. Come on man, Ill give you this when you commit are you are all in. Its almost borderline obsession. I imagine you still want to bring Trent back too.

speculation. Stricken. Upheld.

[Zombo]

@tour2ma said:

When JM is gone can a mod merge every thread with some version of JM in the title?

Curious to see how long it would be... and should take more than a couple days...

I have been dreaming about the moment.

I am guessing 500 delicious pages.

Zombo

--and about 5 of us stayed consistent

[jcam222]

@mike-h said:

speculation. Stricken. Upheld.

Lol speculation withdrawn counselor. I think there's enough solid evidence to support running him out of town.

[Zombo]

@jcam222 said:

Lol speculation withdrawn counselor. I think there's enough solid evidence to support running him out of town.

Hue agrees.

And that ends that.

Z

[Mark O]

@poeticg said:

It's not that serious. Our QBs have sucked for years, we may finally have a QB that can make things happen on gameday. I'm not going to go crazy because he likes to take selfies with celebrities or party like a rock star, or miss 'concussion' treatments.

Whatever it is you do....(bag boy at the local grocery store is my guess) but either way... Next time they tell you that you have to show up for something....just don't show up and then don't answer your phone all day when they try and reach you. See how long after that you're employed. Why should Johnny dipshit be treated any different? Because he can run around like a chicken with his head cut off on a football field?

[Zombo]

@mark-o said:

Whatever it is you do....(bag boy at the local grocery store is my guess) but either way... Next time they tell you that you have to show up for something....just don't show up and then don't answer your phone all day when they try and reach you. See how long after that you're employed. Why should Johnny dipshit be treated any different? Because he can run around like a chicken with his head cut off on a football field?

In his defense, he doesn't just run around like a chicken with said head cut off, he also throws erratically ... into coverage.

Z

[Westside Steve]

@mark-o said:

Whatever it is you do....(bag boy at the local grocery store is my guess) but either way... Next time they tell you that you have to show up for something....just don't show up and then don't answer your phone all day when they try and reach you. See how long after that you're employed. Why should Johnny dipshit be treated any different? Because he can run around like a chicken with his head cut off on a football field?

Uh, yes.

WSS

[Mark O]

Zombo said:

In his defense, he doesn't just run around like a chicken with said head cut off, he also throws erratically ... into coverage.

Z

That's right...i forgot to mention his shit ass mechanics that he has.

[Tim Couch Pulls Out]

@mark-o said:

That's right...i forgot to mention his shit ass mechanics that he has.

Revisionist history.

Manziel, for all of his flaws, was far from the worst quarterback we've fielded over the past 10 years.

[Zombo]

@tim-couch-pulls-out said:

Revisionist history.

Manziel, for all of his flaws, was far from the worst quarterback we've fielded over the past 10 years.

True, not the worst passer of the football we have ever seen ... just "pretty bad" and he doesn't show up to work ,,, lets build on that.

Zombo

[Tour2ma]

@tim-couch-pulls-out said:

Manziel, for all of his flaws, was far from the worst quarterback we've fielded over the past 10 years.

... a bar so low that even Johnny has trouble walking under it...

[Mark O]

@tim-couch-pulls-out said:

Revisionist history.

Manziel, for all of his flaws, was far from the worst quarterback we've fielded over the past 10 years.

Never said he was the worst QB we've fielded over the past 10 years. Hell...he's not the worst of the past 5 years. Weedon and Campbell and god knows who else are far worse, but he's still not that good either.