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  • Tim Couch Pulls OutT Tim Couch Pulls Out

    ‏Dan Kadar @MockingTheDraft

    Carson Wentz of North Dakota State officially measures 6'5 1/4, 233 pounds.

    Dan Kadar ‏@MockingTheDraft

    Again, 10-inch hands, 32 3/8-inch arm length, 78-inch wingspan. An NFL person by me "That is one big motherfucker."

    I'll take "Things No Woman Has Ever Said To Ghoolie In The Heat Of The Moment" for 1,000.

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    I'll take "Things No Woman Has Ever Said To Ghoolie In The Heat Of The Moment" for 1,000.

    Quite possibly the funniest thing you've ever said πŸ˜†

    πŸ‘

  • https://twitter.com/nfldraftscout/status/692105721777889280

    More on our future QB.

    I'm awesome, and I fuck dolphins. Ghoolie 12/2/2012: I have absolutely no skills, training or pride

  • And a little more.

    http://mweb.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/nfl-draft-scout/25363115/meet-the-prospect-north-dakota-state-qb-carson-wentz

    I'm awesome, and I fuck dolphins. Ghoolie 12/2/2012: I have absolutely no skills, training or pride

  • Thats what women say to me when they see my package.

    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
  • DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan

    Thats what women say to me when they see my package.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Thats what women say to me when they see my package.

    They see your pack and say, " that's a big MFer" because they see a big package not the little toy inside of it?
    https://www.facebook.com/Mike-Black-Sunday-Stories-1780988822148720/?ref=bookmarks

  • I think your Wentz boner is a bigger MFer than my Goff boner πŸ˜›

  • bbedwardB bbedward

    I think your Wentz boner is a bigger MFer than my Goff boner πŸ˜›

    @bbedward said:

    I think your Wentz boner is a bigger MFer than my Goff boner πŸ˜›

    They are comparable.

    To be fair, I wasn't the first.

    I'm awesome, and I fuck dolphins. Ghoolie 12/2/2012: I have absolutely no skills, training or pride

  • This guy is like 5 1/2 inches taller than Manziel. I think JF hands are bigger though.

    The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one. -Mark Twain- "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." -Mark Twain-
    LogicIsForSquaresL hoortaH miktoxicM 3 Replies
  • PoeticGP PoeticG

    This guy is like 5 1/2 inches taller than Manziel. I think JF hands are bigger though.

    @poeticg said:

    This guy is like 5 1/2 inches taller than Manziel. I think JF hands are bigger though.

    That will be helpful for Manziel when holding on to footballs in rough Manitoba weather.

  • LogicIsForSquaresL LogicIsForSquares

    @poeticg said:

    This guy is like 5 1/2 inches taller than Manziel. I think JF hands are bigger though.

    That will be helpful for Manziel when holding on to footballs in rough Manitoba weather.

    @logicisforsquares said:

    That will be helpful for Manziel when holding on to footballs in rough Manitoba weather.

    I laughed

  • PoeticGP PoeticG

    This guy is like 5 1/2 inches taller than Manziel. I think JF hands are bigger though.

    @poeticg said:

    This guy is like 5 1/2 inches taller than Manziel. I think JF hands are bigger though.

    So is his package.

  • I remember back in the late 80's the seahags drafted a big 6ft6" QB by the name of Dan McGuire and he sucked really bad...

    Nickers...."There are no old running QB's in the NFL "~Sam Rutigliano~
  • nickersN nickers

    I remember back in the late 80's the seahags drafted a big 6ft6" QB by the name of Dan McGuire and he sucked really bad...

    @nickers said:

    I remember back in the late 80's the seahags drafted a big 6ft6" QB by the name of Dan McGuire and he sucked really bad...

    I remember for the last 15 years we've drafted QBs of all sizes and they've sucked really bad.

  • PoeticGP PoeticG

    This guy is like 5 1/2 inches taller than Manziel. I think JF hands are bigger though.

    @poeticg said:

    This guy is like 5 1/2 inches taller than Manziel. I think JF hands are bigger though.

    hasn't dropped a bottle yet!

  • miktoxicM miktoxic

    @poeticg said:

    This guy is like 5 1/2 inches taller than Manziel. I think JF hands are bigger though.

    hasn't dropped a bottle yet!

    @miktoxic said:

    hasn't dropped a bottle yet!

    Or a dime.

    W 1 Reply
    πŸ‘

  • HA!!

    that could go a couple of ways chris. money or drugs?

  • Tim Couch Pulls OutT Tim Couch Pulls Out

    ‏Dan Kadar @MockingTheDraft

    Carson Wentz of North Dakota State officially measures 6'5 1/4, 233 pounds.

    Dan Kadar ‏@MockingTheDraft

    Again, 10-inch hands, 32 3/8-inch arm length, 78-inch wingspan. An NFL person by me "That is one big motherfucker."

    I'll take "Things No Woman Has Ever Said To Ghoolie In The Heat Of The Moment" for 1,000.

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    I'll take "Things No Woman Has Ever Said To Ghoolie In The Heat Of The Moment" for 1,000.

    LOL LOL

  • Was definitely never concerned about his size, and the crazy thing about Wentz is he was something like 5'7 and 150 pounds as a freshman, LOL. (I could be a little off, but it was something like that).

    I've said for a while (as well as many people) that Wentz could skyrocket with a good combine and pro day. Not sure we could take him with the #2, but if he grades out high enough, we just might if Goff is higher. Or we might have Wentz rated higher...who knows. Kind of reminds me of the Bortles situation, ya know? The Jags ended up taking him pretty early, and they caught a bit of flack for that. I admire that they found their guy, took him no matter where they were, and developed him. Oh, and they gave him an excellent WR corp...what a concept.

    gftChrisG T Tour2maT 3 Replies
  • jiggins7919J jiggins7919

    Was definitely never concerned about his size, and the crazy thing about Wentz is he was something like 5'7 and 150 pounds as a freshman, LOL. (I could be a little off, but it was something like that).

    I've said for a while (as well as many people) that Wentz could skyrocket with a good combine and pro day. Not sure we could take him with the #2, but if he grades out high enough, we just might if Goff is higher. Or we might have Wentz rated higher...who knows. Kind of reminds me of the Bortles situation, ya know? The Jags ended up taking him pretty early, and they caught a bit of flack for that. I admire that they found their guy, took him no matter where they were, and developed him. Oh, and they gave him an excellent WR corp...what a concept.

    @jiggins7919 said:

    Was definitely never concerned about his size, and the crazy thing about Wentz is he was something like 5'7 and 150 pounds as a freshman, LOL. (I could be a little off, but it was something like that).

    I've said for a while (as well as many people) that Wentz could skyrocket with a good combine and pro day. Not sure we could take him with the #2, but if he grades out high enough, we just might if Goff is higher. Or we might have Wentz rated higher...who knows. Kind of reminds me of the Bortles situation, ya know? The Jags ended up taking him pretty early, and they caught a bit of flack for that. I admire that they found their guy, took him no matter where they were, and developed him. Oh, and they gave him an excellent WR corp...what a concept.

    Yeah, what a concept. If only we'd drafted and developed a couple of receivers with thousand yards seasons and added a pro-bowl tight end for our QB to throw to next year. If only.

  • jiggins7919J jiggins7919

    Was definitely never concerned about his size, and the crazy thing about Wentz is he was something like 5'7 and 150 pounds as a freshman, LOL. (I could be a little off, but it was something like that).

    I've said for a while (as well as many people) that Wentz could skyrocket with a good combine and pro day. Not sure we could take him with the #2, but if he grades out high enough, we just might if Goff is higher. Or we might have Wentz rated higher...who knows. Kind of reminds me of the Bortles situation, ya know? The Jags ended up taking him pretty early, and they caught a bit of flack for that. I admire that they found their guy, took him no matter where they were, and developed him. Oh, and they gave him an excellent WR corp...what a concept.

    @jiggins7919 said:

    and they gave him an excellent WR corp...what a concept.

    Heresy, heresy!! Everyone knows you make it to the SB with midgets, UDS failers and rainBowes. πŸ˜†

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