My fellow man

Westside Steve

"One said:
Some big condoms in there.

You've never seen die hard dick.

WSS

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@westside-steve said:

You've never seen die hard dick.

WSS

Nor do I want to. I guessing the exact size and shape of a Budweiser tall boy by the circumference of the wilt in the package in question.

bbedward

@diehardbrownsfan said:

Real Warrior diet:

Almost every meal is gross, but some come with skittles so that's nice.

gftChris

One Post From the Truth said:
Some big condoms in there.

Well you don't want to get splinters.

gftChris

In related news, my grandfather and his 'lady companion' were coming home from drawing their monthly pension - £600 cash; someone followed them, and when they left the house again, someone broke in and stole the money. Dickbags.

Westside Steve

Well that sucks. The term lady companion, is that a euphemism for something?

(just because of the apostrophes)

WSS

DieHardBrownsFan

@gftchris said:
In related news, my grandfather and his 'lady companion' were coming home from drawing their monthly pension - £600 cash; someone followed them, and when they left the house again, someone broke in and stole the money. Dickbags.

So do you think you will vote yourself out of the EU like the London Mayor wants?

gftChris

@diehardbrownsfan said:
So do you think you will vote yourself out of the EU like the London Mayor wants?

I'm honestly not sure which way this will go. The referendum is in only four months which probably favours the staying-in campaign, and up until Boris decided to join the leave campaign they had a bunch of boring nobodies, but now at least have *some* spark of charisma.

I personally will be voting to stay in.

gftChris

@westside-steve said:

Well that sucks. The term lady companion, is that a euphemism for something?

(just because of the apostrophes)

WSS

Well they spend basically all their time together like an old married couple, but won't sleep in the same room, let alone bed. They go on holiday and book two rooms instead of one. So, not girlfriend, so 'lady companion'

Westside Steve

Companionship is good.

WSS

gftChris

@westside-steve said:

Companionship is good.

WSS

Undoubtedly it makes him happy. She doesn't 'fit' so much with the family - doesn't like cats or play cards, two big things in the family for example - but if they're happy together who the fuck cares. He's 90 this year and still fully autonomous, so as far as I'm concerned can do whatever the fuck he wants, he's earned the right.

The Cysko Kid

@diehardbrownsfan said:

Real Warrior diet:

Man those bad boys are nasty. All the meat in every single one of them Ive ever eaten was spam. Spam formed into a chicken or pork chop shape sure, but still spam. Also you haven't lived until you've heated your dinner over some questionable and dangerous chemical reactions.