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  • I betcha mike pettine is laughing

    @stillmotion said:

    I betcha mike pettine is laughing

    I hope so...

    On the other hand, I hope Jimmah is getting more and more pissed with every video. Maybe he'll go "Al Davis" on the boy...

  • Pettine's not laughing...I think he knows that kid is heading for a crash & burn. I'm thinking his Father is right & that's a shame.

    I used to support Johnny but, sadly, he is making no effort to change.

    Mike

  • who cares

    @d-bone said:

    who cares

    Pretty sure his dad still does. Right now, I really think even Johnny himself doesn't care that he's going to get unceremoniously kicked out of the NFL. Wish we could figure out a way to get BB's countdown clock to 4PM March 9th up and running.. .

    @mark-o said:

    Yep...that's the guy I want leading my franchise. What a fucking tool... Only a complete douchebag who wants people to see him partying it up at strip clubs gets themselves videotaped there. This team can't move on fast enough. I'd love to hear the defenders claim now that it's no big deal and every QB is doing it but its only news because its Johnny. Fuck this guy... What a waste of 2 years...

    PG? Wherefore art thou now? The spiral to rock bottom has begun. Could be he's drinking his ass off because he can't cope with the reality he's just flushed his NFL career down the toilet on an indefinite basis. The Fans of Cleveland thank you- NOT.

    Please get yourself to rehab Johnny- because if not, Daddy just might be right. You singing this Amy Winehouse song in the bars? At the rate you're going, you're going to end up like Amy.

    They tried to make me go to rehab

    I said, no, no, no

    Yes, I been black

    But when I come back, you'll know, know, know

    I ain't got the time

    And if my daddy thinks I'm fine

    He's tried to make me go to rehab

    I won't go, go, go

    I'd rather be at home with a Ray

    I ain't got seventy days

    'Cause there's nothing, there's nothing you can teach me

    That I can't learn from Mr. Hathaway

    I didn't get a lot in class

    But I know we don't come in a shot glass

    They tried to make me go to rehab

    I said, "no, no, no"

    Yes, I been black

    But when I come back, you'll know, know, know

    I ain't got the time

    And if my daddy thinks I'm fine

    He's tried to make me go to rehab

    I won't go, go, go

    The man said, "why do you think you here?

    I said, I got no idea.

    I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my baby

    So I always keep a bottle near

    He said, I just think you're depressed

    This, me, yeah, baby, and the rest

    They tried to make me go to rehab

    But I said, no, no, no

    Yes, I been black

    But when I come back, you'll know, know, know

    I don't ever want to drink again

    I just, oh, I just need a friend

    I'm not gonna spend ten weeks

    Have everyone think I'm on the mend

    And it's not just my pride

    It's just till these tears have dried

    They tried to make me go to rehab

    I said, no, no, no

    Yes, I been black

    But when I come back, you'll know, know, know

    I ain't got the time

    And if my daddy thinks I'm fine

    He's tried to make me go to rehab

    I won't go, go, go

  • funny thing is if he weren't a football player drafted by the browns i doubt this would even make a tiny little thread here. there are plenty of people w/o the resources he has who hit rock bottom and usually end up staying there.

    daddy will ship him off somewhere for another 90 days, buy him a car dealership somewhere in TX where he sits at a desk with a bottle of bourbon in the bottom drawer and signs autographs and takes pics with people who drive away with a new car.

    you know how many people would give their left nut to have his life right now?

  • Don't care. He's gone. Not our problem. Move on.

  • Don't care. He's gone. Not our problem. Move on.

    @gftchris said:

    Don't care. He's gone. Not our problem. Move on.

    I don't own any railroad stock, but a nice slow train wreck is kind of fascinating to watch since you have no idea where all the cars will end up.

  • Why does it look like she is wearing a cup?

  • Pettine's not laughing...I think he knows that kid is heading for a crash & burn. I'm thinking his Father is right & that's a shame.

    I used to support Johnny but, sadly, he is making no effort to change.

    Mike

    @canton-mike said:

    Pettine's not laughing...I think he knows that kid is heading for a crash & burn. I'm thinking his Father is right & that's a shame.

    I used to support Johnny but, sadly, he is making no effort to change.

    Mike

    That's kind of my feeling Mike.

    It just doesn't seem like he cares about playing football for the Browns or anybody else. Which is too bad, I think under the right circumstances we'd have kicked ass.

    But I seriously don't give shit number one about night clubs, strip bars, drinking champagne out of a bottle, Mexico none of this.

    As far as Mike Pettine, why should he be laughing? He was sadly a failure at head coach and Johnny, love him or hate him, had nothing to do with that.

    WSS

  • @canton-mike said:

    Pettine's not laughing...I think he knows that kid is heading for a crash & burn. I'm thinking his Father is right & that's a shame.

    I used to support Johnny but, sadly, he is making no effort to change.

    Mike

    That's kind of my feeling Mike.

    It just doesn't seem like he cares about playing football for the Browns or anybody else. Which is too bad, I think under the right circumstances we'd have kicked ass.

    But I seriously don't give shit number one about night clubs, strip bars, drinking champagne out of a bottle, Mexico none of this.

    As far as Mike Pettine, why should he be laughing? He was sadly a failure at head coach and Johnny, love him or hate him, had nothing to do with that.

    WSS

    @westside-steve said:

    As far as Mike Pettine, why should he be laughing? He was sadly a failure at head coach and Johnny, love him or hate him, had nothing to do with that.

    WSS

    sure it did. he was saddled with the owner's hand-picked QB, which he HAD to start so the org could see what the kid had.

    pretty funny how everyone thinks hue jackson is some HC god when, if given the same circumstances as pettine, would be out in 2 years as well. prob on his own accord.

  • Zombo said:

    Scrawny, with fake boobs, and what looks like a package. Is this a tranny?

  • Horseshit. He had a perfectly acceptable starter in Josh McCown.

    Johnny never even really talk first string snaps until the season was swirling around the bowl. And Johnny won 2 of the 3 games we won.

    Sorry coach the team sucked.

    WSS

  • @the-gipper said:

    Scrawny, with fake boobs, and what looks like a package. Is this a tranny?

    That's got to be a photochopped picture.

  • Horseshit. He had a perfectly acceptable starter in Josh McCown.

    Johnny never even really talk first string snaps until the season was swirling around the bowl. And Johnny won 2 of the 3 games we won.

    Sorry coach the team sucked.

    WSS

    @westside-steve said:

    Horseshit.

    Double bullshit back at ya... 😛

    @texasag1969 said:

    I don't own any railroad stock, but a nice slow train wreck is kind of fascinating to watch since you have no idea where all the cars will end up.

  • And fake boobs need love, too...

    Impossible to find a less attractive pic of her, Z?

  • And fake boobs need love, too...

    Impossible to find a less attractive pic of her, Z?

    @tour2ma said:

    And fake boobs need love, too...

    Impossible to find a less attractive pic of her, Z?

    It was the most freakish. Click the link, there are lots of them.

    Zombo

  • @tour2ma said:

    And fake boobs need love, too...

    Impossible to find a less attractive pic of her, Z?

    It was the most freakish. Click the link, there are lots of them.

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    It was the most freakish. Click the link, there are lots of them.

    Done and done... others weren't as bad... maybe the lighting?

    I initially thought your pic was this "Barbie" chick I read about a while ago, but then realized I've never seen Barbie's rib cage...

  • @westside-steve said:

    Horseshit.

    Double bullshit back at ya... 😛

    @texasag1969 said:

    I don't own any railroad stock, but a nice slow train wreck is kind of fascinating to watch since you have no idea where all the cars will end up.

    @tour2ma said:

    Double bullshit back at ya... 😛

    LOL! Johnny Football blows through Cleveland Browns.

  • And fake boobs need love, too...

    Impossible to find a less attractive pic of her, Z?

    @tour2ma said:

    And fake boobs need love, too...

    Impossible to find a less attractive pic of her, Z?

    Ron White speaks of them as his wife will sneer and say "those aren't real!"

    To which he replies: "I don't care."

    😉

    WSS

  • Horseshit. He had a perfectly acceptable starter in Josh McCown.

    Johnny never even really talk first string snaps until the season was swirling around the bowl. And Johnny won 2 of the 3 games we won.

    Sorry coach the team sucked.

    WSS

    @westside-steve said:

    Horseshit. He had a perfectly acceptable starter in Josh McCown.

    Johnny never even really talk first string snaps until the season was swirling around the bowl. And Johnny won 2 of the 3 games we won.

    Sorry coach the team sucked.

    WSS

    uh......mccown stayed healthy for how long? (hey i like mccown. but not very smart to throw your body around like he did and expect to stay on the field).

    you say the coach sucked, i guess we'll really never know given the short opportunity. he and johnny were married at the hip when haslam drafted him. from that point on he was a lame duck. he was given the same amount of time manziel had and he did a much better job than manziel.

    so no, it was manziel that sucked. hence this thread and the 8 dozen others talking about his sorry ass.