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  • Zombo said:

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    Injuries include 1 pulled hammy, a bruised ego and a broken ear drum.....

    @mudfly said:

    Injuries include 1 pulled hammy, a bruised ego and a broken ear drum.....

    Don't forget about the tendinitis in the elbow...probably caused by all those 12oz arm curls.

  • pulled hammy? more like Luke Kuegley Jacked him up somewhere into next week. & oh yea I struggle with Elbow tendonitis from drinking that some say is throwing a football to much..

  • Oh....and the concussion that caused him to forget which city he was supposed to be in or that his name was Johnny, not Billy.....

  • but of course, if we go by the girlfriend of a friend of a board member that lives a few doors down from JM that may have seen him in some bad motor scooter skills that wrecked his elbow 😎 This was my fav

  • Browns have made 8 first-round picks since 2011. Only 4 - Mingo, Gilbert, Shelton, Erving - remain with team.

    @canton-dawg said:

    Browns have made 8 first-round picks since 2011. Only 4 - Mingo, Gilbert, Shelton, Erving - remain with team.

    and not a single one you listed should be in the nfl.....

  • @mudfly said:

    Injuries include 1 pulled hammy, a bruised ego and a broken ear drum.....

    Don't forget about the tendinitis in the elbow...probably caused by all those 12oz arm curls.

    @canton-dawg said:

    Don't forget about the tendinitis in the elbow...probably caused by all those 12oz arm curls.

    you mean rolling up those benjamin's to toot his COKE!

  • So long Manziel, so long Johnny Football. It was entertaining, that run you had should have been a TD, you drink a lot though, and I still wish we would have drafted Derrick Carr.

    Paul Brown is smiling.

    Hopefully this is a wake up call to our players. It's time to get serious about winning, about doing whatever it takes, on and off the field.

  • Manziel got waived? Fuck! Yep there goes the best qb that ever walked on to a football field. HOT DAMN!

  • @poeticg said:

    Rip it wimp! Lmfao!
  • Zombo said:

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    wasn't it 7 + 7 passing TDs and 1 rushing = 15 TDs? to 12 INTs? the meme wasn't funny enough to me to overlook the mistakes.

  • Zombo said:

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    wasn't it 7 + 7 passing TDs and 1 rushing = 15 TDs? to 12 INTs? the meme wasn't funny enough to me to overlook the mistakes.

    @sisky-fringo said:

    wasn't it 7 + 7 passing TDs and 1 rushing = 15 TDs? to 12 INTs? the meme wasn't funny enough to me to overlook the mistakes.

    You would be correct, sir...

    Clearly you are not celebrating hard enough....

  • @sisky-fringo said:

    wasn't it 7 + 7 passing TDs and 1 rushing = 15 TDs? to 12 INTs? the meme wasn't funny enough to me to overlook the mistakes.

    You would be correct, sir...

    Clearly you are not celebrating hard enough....

    @tour2ma said:

    You would be correct, sir...

    Clearly you are not celebrating hard enough....

    haha i'm still wondering if he clears wavers if he is eligible for the practice squad. i don't want to celebrate too prematurely.

    losing our other guys is making celebrating tough, at least at the moment.

    plus i've been pretty caught up in the Lavoy Finicum assassination lately...

  • @tour2ma said:

    You would be correct, sir...

    Clearly you are not celebrating hard enough....

    haha i'm still wondering if he clears wavers if he is eligible for the practice squad. i don't want to celebrate too prematurely.

    losing our other guys is making celebrating tough, at least at the moment.

    plus i've been pretty caught up in the Lavoy Finicum assassination lately...

    @sisky-fringo said:

    plus i've been pretty caught up in the Lavoy Finicum assassination lately...

    UFC and conspiracy theories. you must be a blast at parties.

    not.

  • Thank God! I can only recall one time that was more dismal in the time I have loved and followed the Browns. 52 years now the the lower moment was the Don Rogers episode. The punk Jonny Rotten is gone now and for what he has intentionally done to the team and fans, curse him and his liquor. I hope the cocksucker chokes to death on a tequila worm and his stinking remains flushed into a sewer that empties into the Rio Grande. He couldn't be bothered to even attempt a work ethic. He saw the size and speed of the NFL and went complete pussy and decided being a drunk is safer. Fuck him.

    My opinion and rant, I don't care who drafted his worthless ass. He wouldn't try and couldn't play. There is no valid excuse for that sort of bullshit. Fuck him twice! Go Karma, Go Tequila Worm! And especially GO BROWNS!

  • Well at least Johnny is freed up now to pursue his career as a gay porn fluffer. Johnny Fuckin Fluffer

  • @sisky-fringo said:

    plus i've been pretty caught up in the Lavoy Finicum assassination lately...

    UFC and conspiracy theories. you must be a blast at parties.

    not.

    @miktoxic said:

    UFC and conspiracy theories. you must be a blast at parties.

    not.

    Hahaha, great work sir, great work.

  • And from Glenn Moore ‏@GlennMooreCLE

    So long, Johnny Manziel. #Browns

    Title: "Riding off into the sunset..."

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    @tour2ma said:

    And from Glenn Moore ‏@GlennMooreCLE

    So long, Johnny Manziel. #Browns

    Title: "Riding off into the sunset..."

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    More like floating off into oblivion- and as a human being, that's sort of sad. 🙁

    Zombo said:

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    The meme is way off- make that 3,000 beers (365 X 2 X 4) 1,000 shots, 24 bottles of Don Julio, 24 bottles of Dom Perignon, and (probably at least) 20 grams of blow.

    @poeticg said:

    So long Manziel, so long Johnny Football. It was entertaining, that run you had should have been a TD, you drink a lot though, and I still wish we would have drafted Derrick Carr.

    Paul Brown is smiling.

    Hopefully this is a wake up call to our players. It's time to get serious about winning, about doing whatever it takes, on and off the field.

    Glad to see you finally saw the light, PoG. 🙂

  • @sisky-fringo said:

    plus i've been pretty caught up in the Lavoy Finicum assassination lately...

    UFC and conspiracy theories. you must be a blast at parties.

    not.

    @miktoxic said:

    UFC and conspiracy theories. you must be a blast at parties.

    not.

    mik it's ok if you wanna act publicly like what i shared by pm with you last time you spoke up didn't open your eyes a lil. it's also ok if you don't realize the magnitude of what an assertion of federal power like this means to America based upon the lack of mainstream news on the incident.

    summary: man and passengers inform state police they are proceeding to a prearranged meeting with the Sheriff. in a section of highway with no cell coverage they come upon a bad intentioned surprise roadblock after a big turn in the road (following several long straightstretches more appropriate for aforementioned roadblock) as shots are fired at the moving vehicle, and upon averting collision slamming into a snowbank an L sweep ambush formation comes out of the woods and shoots a man with his hands high in the air.

    a man who is known to carry a revolver who doesnt reach for a weapon is shot with his hands high in the air, while exiting and stepping away from his vehicle filled w his passengers drawing potential gunfire away from them repeatedly pleading "shoot ME". shit would certainly hit the fan if his revolver is not on him but thankfully for you mik a loaded 9mm semi auto is found near his person as he lay dead in the street (snow).

    watch the cell phone video taken during the chase...and cringe.

    comments on this video page were disabled a few hours ago due to all the govt shills being outed. no matter what you say they fucked up. if it wasn't premeditated homicide, it was at minimum gross negligence.

    regardless of his reputation the man was shot unarmed and denied due process. being a vet you of all people should actually care about this one if there's even a remote possibility of truth to it. i get that this is a Browns Board but everyone deserves due process. EVERYONE. it's what vets fight/fought for. i don't care if he wanted to start a revolution in a pink bra married to his sister, Lavoy deserved better than this.

  • It's about time!!!!