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  • meaningless stats. There is more to football that a simple stat....

    the Browns had no wr group to scare defenses, and

    just so "NO" to your dumb reply next time.

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    Nov 1, 2015 - Browns running back Duke Johnson fends off Arizona Cardinals free ... But the Browns did not target him in the second half with a pass as he ...
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    Nov 18, 2015 - Browns' Wilbert Montgomery can't explain Duke Johnson's 2nd-halfdisappearing act ... But he's being used primarily as a receiver out of the backfield, and has more than ... It's not there for the running backs so that's different.
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    Nov 4, 2015 - Browns Mailbag: What kind of role will Duke Johnson have in 2nd half of season? ... Johnson had a minimal impact in Sunday's second half, and it was ... of the game, but there's no guarantee he'll do that against the Bengals.
    B BaconHound wrote on last edited by
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    @calfoxwc said:

    meaningless stats. There is more to football that a simple stat....

    the Browns had no wr group to scare defenses, and

    just so "NO" to your dumb reply next time.

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    Where was Duke Johnson in the second half of the Cleveland
    www.cleveland.com/.../where_was_duke_johnson_in_th...
    The Plain Dealer
    Nov 1, 2015 - Browns running back Duke Johnson fends off Arizona Cardinals free ... But the Browns did not target him in the second half with a pass as he ...
    Browns' Wilbert Montgomery can't explain Duke Johnson's ...
    www.cleveland.com/.../browns_wilbert_montgomery_c...
    The Plain Dealer
    Nov 18, 2015 - Browns' Wilbert Montgomery can't explain Duke Johnson's 2nd-halfdisappearing act ... But he's being used primarily as a receiver out of the backfield, and has more than ... It's not there for the running backs so that's different.
    What kind of role will Duke Johnson have in 2nd half of ...
    www.clevelandbrowns.com/...Duke-Johnson...2nd-hal...
    Cleveland Browns
    Nov 4, 2015 - Browns Mailbag: What kind of role will Duke Johnson have in 2nd half of season? ... Johnson had a minimal impact in Sunday's second half, and it was ... of the game, but there's no guarantee he'll do that against the Bengals.

    Even the worst teams gain some yards. I admit he looks like a very good 3rd down option but a 200 carry guy he isn't

  • @baconhound said:

    So is your point that being the Jags is a good thing? Stockholm syndrome?

    My point is that you can't logically shit talk an organization if they are performing better, regardless of how marginal the improvement is.

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    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    My point is that you can't logically shit talk an organization if they are performing better, regardless of how marginal the improvement is.

    Nice, so at least we can give the Titans a big fuck you 😵 . Maybe with some great planning we can become the Texans.

  • @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    My point is that you can't logically shit talk an organization if they are performing better, regardless of how marginal the improvement is.

    Nice, so at least we can give the Titans a big fuck you 😵 . Maybe with some great planning we can become the Texans.

    Tim Couch Pulls OutT Tim Couch Pulls Out wrote on last edited by
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    @baconhound said:

    Nice, so at least we can give the Titans a big fuck you 😵 . Maybe with some great planning we can become the Texans.

    Gotta crawl before you can walk.

    It's few and far between that a team goes from garbage to glory and maintains.

  • @calfoxwc said:

    Duke Johnson is....

    a terrific young talent. Anything else is just dumb.

    3.6 ypc and 2 TDs behind what PFF ranked as one of the best offensive lines in football, so yes a terrific young talent

    W Westside Steve wrote on last edited by
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    @baconhound said:

    3.6 ypc and 2 TDs behind what PFF ranked as one of the best offensive lines in football, so yes a terrific young talent

    Dear PFF, I just bought a set of Maserati Pistons, a Porsche radiator and a Rolls-Royce head gasket and install them on my Subaru Outback. Now it doesn't run. What's wrong?

    WSS

  • @baconhound said:

    3.6 ypc and 2 TDs behind what PFF ranked as one of the best offensive lines in football, so yes a terrific young talent

    Dear PFF, I just bought a set of Maserati Pistons, a Porsche radiator and a Rolls-Royce head gasket and install them on my Subaru Outback. Now it doesn't run. What's wrong?

    WSS

    LogicIsForSquaresL LogicIsForSquares wrote on last edited by
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    @westside-steve said:

    Dear PFF, I just bought a set of Maserati Pistons, a Porsche radiator and a Rolls-Royce head gasket and install them on my Subaru Outback. Now it doesn't run. What's wrong?

    WSS

    "According to our algorithm, Michael Jordan was an o.k. pro."

  • @westside-steve said:

    Dear PFF, I just bought a set of Maserati Pistons, a Porsche radiator and a Rolls-Royce head gasket and install them on my Subaru Outback. Now it doesn't run. What's wrong?

    WSS

    "According to our algorithm, Michael Jordan was an o.k. pro."

    BrownsnMoparB BrownsnMopar wrote on last edited by
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    @logicisforsquares said:

    "According to our algorithm, Michael Jordan was an o.k. pro."

    .....and we should draft Dan Marino!!!

  • @logicisforsquares said:

    "According to our algorithm, Michael Jordan was an o.k. pro."

    .....and we should draft Dan Marino!!!

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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    @brownsnmopar said:

    .....and we should draft Dan Marino!!!

    The Browns didn't have a first round pick in 1983. They traded it away for ??? who knows what. I think we still had Brian Sipe playing for us then....though he may have moved to the USFL by then. (where he went to work for Donald Trump). Otherwise they had Paul McDonald. Not sure why they thought they didn't need a QB. They drafted WR Ron Brown in the second round that year....who became a decent player....for the Rams. Then they took Reggie Camp.

    Anyone remember what they traded their 1983 1st round pick for? Magic beans?

  • @brownsnmopar said:

    .....and we should draft Dan Marino!!!

    The Browns didn't have a first round pick in 1983. They traded it away for ??? who knows what. I think we still had Brian Sipe playing for us then....though he may have moved to the USFL by then. (where he went to work for Donald Trump). Otherwise they had Paul McDonald. Not sure why they thought they didn't need a QB. They drafted WR Ron Brown in the second round that year....who became a decent player....for the Rams. Then they took Reggie Camp.

    Anyone remember what they traded their 1983 1st round pick for? Magic beans?

    Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on last edited by
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    @the-gipper said:

    Anyone remember what they traded their 1983 1st round pick for? Magic beans?

    Hardly magic anything... Tom Cousineau.

    Bills had the rights to him and we traded our 1983 1st for those rights.

    Bills used the pick to take Jim Kelly.

  • @the-gipper said:

    Anyone remember what they traded their 1983 1st round pick for? Magic beans?

    Hardly magic anything... Tom Cousineau.

    Bills had the rights to him and we traded our 1983 1st for those rights.

    Bills used the pick to take Jim Kelly.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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    @tour2ma said:

    Hardly magic anything... Tom Cousineau.

    Bills had the rights to him and we traded our 1983 1st for those rights.

    Bills used the pick to take Jim Kelly.

    Oh, yes, of course. (Insert here sound of hand smacking forehead) "We coulda had a V-8"

  • @tour2ma said:

    Hardly magic anything... Tom Cousineau.

    Bills had the rights to him and we traded our 1983 1st for those rights.

    Bills used the pick to take Jim Kelly.

    Oh, yes, of course. (Insert here sound of hand smacking forehead) "We coulda had a V-8"

    BrownsnMoparB BrownsnMopar wrote on last edited by
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    @the-gipper said:

    Oh, yes, of course. (Insert here sound of hand smacking forehead) "We coulda had a V-8"

    Well there ya go.....that pretty much sums up EVERYTHING!!!