Ghoolie's predictions (has he ever been wrong?)
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He predicted that playing the accordion would make him cool. That's all you need to know.
I'm awesome, and I fuck dolphins. Ghoolie 12/2/2012: I have absolutely no skills, training or pride -
Well, if ya shoot enough wet paper wads at a wall, some of em will stick.
not that much to brag about...
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He predicted that playing the accordion would make him cool. That's all you need to know.
He predicted that playing the accordion would make him cool. That's all you need to know.
Its cool enough. Can you do it?
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A long winded troll complimenting himself with another account. The lengths he goes to in order to be a D level troll.
A long winded troll complimenting himself with another account. The lengths he goes to in order to be a D level troll.
While I'm sure this is something he's done before, I can assure you I'm not him. It's just the whole dynamic is hilarious. Like I said, he's the Charles Barkley of this board.. Even down to his hatred of analytics haha
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A long winded troll complimenting himself with another account. The lengths he goes to in order to be a D level troll.
While I'm sure this is something he's done before, I can assure you I'm not him. It's just the whole dynamic is hilarious. Like I said, he's the Charles Barkley of this board.. Even down to his hatred of analytics haha
While I'm sure this is something he's done before, I can assure you I'm not him. It's just the whole dynamic is hilarious. Like I said, he's the Charles Barkley of this board.. Even down to his hatred of analytics haha
He does bare a certain resemblence to Barkley. The Round Mound of Reverb.
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if you think charles barkley is cool, well…….nuff said.
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VesnaKociper said:
You are SURE? No shit? I have been hearing that for a long time......... yet no proof of it. Not something I have EVER done.
HOWEVER............. the REAL dumb fucks are those who can't come up with any other explanation for those who support me, so "D'UH he just created another identity.
I guess I didn't want to believe that someone would encourage your room temp IQ trolling.
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VesnaKociper said:
Ah, could you please also add to that Guitar, Bass, Dobro, Mandolin, Piano, Keys, Harmonica, Violin, Balalaika, Banjo (4 and 5 string) Uke, Baso, quinto, Sexto, Bouzouki, concertina, Bagpipes, Dulcimer, and a few others?
If I am going to be called a loser for playing a musical instrument, please really make me look like a total fucking loser and make fun of me for playing all that other dumb shit, too.
Tim Couch Pulls Out? Actually, it's Tim Couch was PULLED OUT............... Pulled out of his mothers ass 4 months too early.
Me? I can't play any of those.....but I can play the ultimate musical Instrument: The radio. And the stereo. And the CD player etc.
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One Post From the Truth said:
When Paxton Lynch goes to a team other than the Browns he's going to go ape shit.
I'd figure he'd be happy as shit.
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Noticed nobody here messes with Vesna. You'd give him your lunch money if he told you to hand it over.
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For the record, it's very easy and extremely free to mask your IP address.
Not that I think Ghoolie is doing this. He has his own brand of asshole that is easily identifiable. If there were a Ghoolie knockoff, you'd know it.
No, this is just a case of poor, poor judgment on another poster's part.
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Dude take a chill pill. I've read your comment about your feelings of Lynch and I agree. And I'm not a dumb cocksucker.VesnaKociper said:
Dude, I am not going to go " Ape Shit". You, most of the people on this board, AND the Browns are too fucking stupid to pick Lynch in the first place.
CAN YOU CITE ME ONE PLACE IN WHICH I SAID THE BROWNS WERE GOING TO TAKE LYNCH? What I said was, passing on him will be ANOTHER major fuck up by this loser organization. I have no belief that Lynch is going to the Browns.................. HOWEVER................. you wanna talk APE SHIT............ It will be YOU dumb cocksuckers who go APE SHIT when he PLAYS for someone else, and you get to watch Goff hold on to the ball all day long and get his cock shoved up his own ass.
THEN, you dumb fuckers will go back to........... It's the offensive line, it's the offensive line. Idiots.
Paxton Lynch. The only NFL caliber QB in the pack.
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VesnaKociper said:
VesnaKociper is a very beautiful, talented and hard working young woman of Slovenian descent. I came here with Stan, and rest of the founding Fathers of this board....Stan, Zombo, West Side Steve, Furnier, Hoorta, (WHo blessed me by visitng my recording studio) Eric, Roach, KSHutchins (God love her), Lazchance and quite a few others. They call me Ghoolie because of my love for Ghoulardi, and my Ghoulardi-like manner of blasting the living shit out of anything I believe is stupid. As for me being an arrogant prick, half of it is probably right. My ego is huge, but my bite is nothing like my bark.
Some people, like this ass clown several posts down thinks that I sit behind a keyboard all day and create new identities. Stan,and the other long-timers here will tell you quickly, that has never been my style. I am the Ghoolie, and need no help. When I have created an alias, it was something so obvious, nobody could possibly miss it.
As for my predictions, back a long time ago, when EVERYONE hated Belichik, I told Hoorta that he would be a SB winning head coach, before the Browns ever even got to a SB. My predictions, like it or not, have indeed been more accurate than not just anyone here, but more accurate than anyone in the media. My skills lie in looking at the individual, and not some ass-fuck analytics.
People come in here doing mock drafts, blowing each others cock and regurgitating shit that someone on television told them. Not realizing that the people who are giving them "knowledge" are paid by advertizers, networks and the leagues. Sooooooo..... they give information to jackoffs (like 90% of the fans here) to promote the things that will make them more money................ Here is some of this shit I have predicted................. the long timers here will remember..........
- Kordell Stewart will single handedly lose his AFC championship game with 3 ints and a lost funble........... DEAD ON...................
- Predicted RG3 a run-first QB would have his legs crushed, and once he lost that wee bit of speed, wold be done....DEAD ON
- You will See RG3 taken out on a stretcher as his career ends in Cleveland.
- Make no mistake............... Paxton Lynch is the only QB in this crop who will amount to anything. Goff and Wenz are Couch and Klingler
- Predicted Big Ben was the biggest mistake the Browns could have made
- Called Phil Savage and Crennel coffe fetchers and called for Crennel to be fired after the 1st half of his first preseason game. In Savage They Trusted
- called WIlliam Green the dumbest fucking pick ever
- Called Winslow another dumb fucking waste of a pick
- Almost choked on my own vomit when we drafted Colt McCoy......... called Manziel shit not worthy of a booger
- Claimed Lerner would never have a winner and would sell the team, never stick it out
- Called Haslam another useless owner
- Told Stan WAY BACK............ naming the new team The Browns was a mistake because the new owner would NEVER have ot produce and could rest on the laurels of the great Browns teams. I promise you, if this team was named the Cleveland Bulldogs, Lerner would have found a way to win
- Predicted Holmgren would sit on his nuts with his CPAP machine one and never lift a fucking finger to do jack shit.
- ADIVSED 5 YEARS AGO.............. Fire the entire fucking team and start with new players. You cannot change a loser mentality by drafting new talent. All our draft picks were poisoned, and still are being poisoned.
BUT GHOOLIE..... you can't just get rud of all your best players!!!! Guess what, ass fucks........... THEY ALL LEFT. So, instead of having dignity and firing them all, they got the last laugh fucking Haslam and the fans in the ass.
- Joe Thomas was a wasted pick. He IS part of the losing cancer in Cleveland. Argue with me all you want, BUT........... nobody here can point to ONE FUCKING OFFENSIVE "ANALYTICAL" or statistic that improved when this lard ass became a millionaire.
Personally, I never hired a man based on his resume or his past performance because those things mean nothing. They are crutches for dumb asses who don't know how to gauge a mans drive, passion, beliefs, morals, values and heart. THOSE are the things that make great men. My predictions are more accurate than anyone else's because I don't look at analysts as experts. They are, intellectually, and from a stand point of life experiences, inferior to me.
Oh but Ghoolie..... they make so much more money than you........... Hmm, really? Well, maybe, but do they also make more than say.....Martin Luther King did? Or Mother Theresa? Or Jesus? Gandhi? Van Gogh was an asshole I guess. I mean, when I heard Kanye West sing Bohemian Rhapsody, I thought to myself..........WOW...I am dead wrong saying Kanye west has no fucking talent, just LISTEN TO HIM.
So dude, nobody is always right. I am more so than most because I judge a man by his human qualities.
Paxton Lynch is the best QB prospect in this batch, There is no question here.It really isn't even close. The Browns have nobody capable of judging the value of a man so they will use analytics. Can you imagine that? Rating a human being by arbitrary numbers? As if the person who created the Excel spread sheet was an expert in human nature? Idiots.
The experts say taking Lynch at #2 would be a waste of position. Really?
So, if you had the Flux Capacitor and went back in time.and had control of the #1 draft pick... knowing what you know now........... would you pass on Tom Brady at #1 #1 because the EXPERTS told you the analytics just aren't there?
Paxton Lynch. The Browns need to take him.
If anyone read all of this, get help.
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VesnaKociper said:
Zombo.... I will give you half of my winnings......................
ANYONE who wants to bet that another screen name is mine............ lay it out here. ISP "ANALYTICS" don't lie. Oh wait, I get it, Ghoolie, the unsuccessful guy has a hundre ISPs from different cities all over the country.
Easy enough pussies. Give Zombo the screen names you think is me pretending to be someone else, and put up $1,000 per challenge. Like I said, Zombo, I will give you $500 for the truth, either way.
Takers?
Didn't think so. SO shut your fucking pie holes. I own you.
Not hard to shell account, use a VPN, etc etc to mask an IP or have a different locale.
You need serious mental help. You'd also never bring your shtick and talk like this in person to any board member. So we know a troll when we see one.
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Why does he get so pissed? Did a goddamn bee fly up his ass?
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Noticed nobody here messes with Vesna. You'd give him your lunch money if he told you to hand it over.
Noticed nobody here messes with Vesna. You'd give him your lunch money if he told you to hand it over.
Why are you here again?
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"One said:
Why does he get so pissed? Did a goddamn bee fly up his ass?
He is a troll and that is his schtick.
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Noticed nobody here messes with Vesna. You'd give him your lunch money if he told you to hand it over.
Why are you here again?
Cornhole.Why are you here again?
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A long winded troll complimenting himself with another account. The lengths he goes to in order to be a D level troll.
A long winded troll complimenting himself with another account. The lengths he goes to in order to be a D level troll.
Ghoolie is Ghoolie- I'm almost beginning to think he might be right about Lynch after his pro day.
In all fairness he has been right- most of the time. Except about Joe Thomas.
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