REPORT(s): Josh Gordon diluted drug test (failure) -- LAST MONTH! IDIOT!
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Just to see exactly how much things have changed since this was written back in 2012:
Former Baylor WR Josh Gordon hopes to leave his past behind him
By John McClain on July 10, 2012 at 4:03 PMOkay, let's get a progress update on Mr Wonderful 2 years later to see exactly how sincere and seriously he's taking all those promises and assurances above when we examine who he chooses to hang around with in a world where actions speak louder than words:
Report says Browns WR Josh Gordon ticketed for speeding, passenger in his car had marijuana
Published May 30, 2014The Browns are aware Pro Bowl receiver Josh Gordon, facing a possible NFL suspension for another failed drug test, was ticketed for speeding last weekend. A passenger in his car was cited for marijuana possession.
Gordon was pulled over for driving 74 mph in a 60 mph zone on May 25, WKYC-TV reported Friday. According to the report, the passenger in Gordon's Mercedes was issued a citation for possession of marijuana in an amount under 200 grams. The marijuana was found in a blue bag with identification. The passenger said the marijuana was not Gordon's.
That mother fucker fooled my ass again dad blast it. That said, when he was informed he could return to us in 2014 to join a 6-4 nice story in progress - he assured Cleveland fans we would see the best of Josh Gordon yet. NICE! Okay, I can't help it - the bait looks delicious enough to handle the risk of a sharp hook to the lip. And then all we got was 1 good game when we turned 7-4 before we got the disinterested version that didn't care enough to know the playbook, took plays off and needed to be suspended by the coaching staff. My confidence in him finally became permanent flat line off a long enough trend. And all he has done since is remind me what a terrific idea that was.
So where are we 2 years later in 2016? He's hanging out with Johnny Manziel and diluted urine. "What do we have to lose" by keeping the #1 WR spot reserved and tenured into our plans for the guy who keeps choosing marijuana over football? How about asking for the very first time "what do we have to gain by keeping his disinterested ass any longer?" I'm really looking forward to this parade we can throw him on the 12th of Never.
So where are we 2 years later in 2016? He's hanging out with Johnny Manziel and diluted urine. "What do we have to lose" by keeping the #1 WR spot reserved and tenured into our plans for the guy who keeps choosing marijuana over football? How about asking for the very first time "what do we have to gain by keeping his disinterested ass any longer?" I'm really looking forward to this parade we can throw him on the 12th of Never.He doesn't count as a roster spot until he (possibly) gets reinstated. Obviously, the Browns are proceeding as if he won't be there. So if, if, if- we take him back- some poor ST guy is going to get demoted to practice squad.
I'd say the odds of him passing the next piss test are 50\50. He flunks another one- I'll say it's time to cut bait.
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So where are we 2 years later in 2016? He's hanging out with Johnny Manziel and diluted urine. "What do we have to lose" by keeping the #1 WR spot reserved and tenured into our plans for the guy who keeps choosing marijuana over football? How about asking for the very first time "what do we have to gain by keeping his disinterested ass any longer?" I'm really looking forward to this parade we can throw him on the 12th of Never.
He doesn't count as a roster spot until he (possibly) gets reinstated. Obviously, the Browns are proceeding as if he won't be there. So if, if, if- we take him back- some poor ST guy is going to get demoted to practice squad.
I'd say the odds of him passing the next piss test are 50\50. He flunks another one- I'll say it's time to cut bait.
He doesn't count as a roster spot until he (possibly) gets reinstated. Obviously, the Browns are proceeding as if he won't be there. So if, if, if- we take him back- some poor ST guy is going to get demoted to practice squad.
I'd say the odds of him passing the next piss test are 50\50. He flunks another one- I'll say it's time to cut bait.
He'll flunk again - his history promises.
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He doesn't count as a roster spot until he (possibly) gets reinstated. Obviously, the Browns are proceeding as if he won't be there. So if, if, if- we take him back- some poor ST guy is going to get demoted to practice squad.
I'd say the odds of him passing the next piss test are 50\50. He flunks another one- I'll say it's time to cut bait.
He'll flunk again - his history promises.
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isn't coachella the LGBT version of lilith fair?
No actually Lilith Fair is the LGBT version of Lilith Fair...
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