New Players New NICKNAMES!
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You must not have seen the play against Georgia, gumby.
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You must not have seen the play against Georgia, gumby.
After my local Gurley & Marshall was out. me too. Louis did catch ball on bama tough?
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"Honestly if I was one of these new players I would say please dont"
That's what they said when they heard the Browns were drafting them.
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Shon "Green Lantern" Coleman.
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almost all boxer's have nicknames that they just make up and run with so i figure it would transfer pretty well
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Drango Unchained
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Hopefully we've finally found our red zone threat:
Seth "The Leap" Devalve

Or, an alternative if you didn't like the pick:
Seth "The Reach" Devalve

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Drango Unchained
Drango Unchained
WINNER!
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This nickname stuff gives me the homo chills.
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C Coleman = Flash
Scooby = when he drops the QB we must refer to it as a Snack not a sack
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"Joenimal" Schobert after this.
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Zombo said:
Kessler ... c'mon guys ... Silk.

Fuck yeah!
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Scooby
Jackson has him lining up at center .....already playing him in his wrong position

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With 14 new players added i'm going to do a rundown on some random nicknames that fit well with the player
Round 1, 15: Corey Coleman WR Baylor
Coleman was a wideout that i held in high regard at the beginning of the season and filled a desperate need for the browns. That being said he is noted for being tough and playing with an attitude because of his size.
Corey "Scrappy" Coleman----------------------------------
Round 2, 32: Emmanuel Ogbah, DE, Oklahoma StateConsidering his speed and power and the fact he is from nigeria...this one is an easy one
Emmanuel "Nightmare" Ogbah--------------------------------------
Round 3, 65: Carl Nassib, DE, Penn State
Extreme Motor and Power but raw. Should be a big help to all the slimming we have done in the past years. Given his previous experience as a lion i think his tag will speak for itself
I loved watching him dominate OSU this year
Carl "Animal" Nassib
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Round 3, 76: Shon Coleman, OT, Auburn
Great Story with this kid another project type pick but a very cool pickup and a much needed lineman. can't get enough of them actually
A lot of Heart and Character with the pick so the name should follow that
Shon "Lionheart" Coleman
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Round 3, 93: Cody Kessler, QB, USCHere is a guy that i watched early in the season and he dealt with some serious shit at usc 5 coaching changes in his time at usc. Accuracy,Accuracy,Accuracy all this guy does is throw smart and accurate. His range isn't as limited as people make it out to be but he doesn't have a cannon. Pocket Presence and mobility inside the pocket is Great.Very High Character Player. If this was a Jackson pick I really don't see rg3 starting for very long for us because cody is pretty much the exact opposite of rg3.
Cody "Bullseye" Kessler
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Round 4, Pick 99: Joe Schobert, OLB, Wisconsin
Wind him up and let him loose. this guy is a beast of a pickup LOVED watching him play. A Real maniac. No bullshit type player who is blue collar and ready to plug and play.
Joe "Crazy Joe/Crazy Fucking Joe" Schobert----------------------------
Round 4, Pick 114: Ricardo Louis, WR, Auburn
Solid Depth Receiver with significant upside and a huge chip on his shoulder combined with ALOT to prove may surprise some people. Tall,Fast and Strong i like it
Ricardo "Miracle" Louis
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Round 4, Pick 129: Derrick Kindred, DB Auburn
I did not get to watch much tape on this guy but he does have a pretty good story and we need the help in the secondary
Derrick "Iron" Kindred
----------------------------Round 4, Pick 138 Seth DeValve, TE/WR/FB, Princeton
Wow what a pick this was. Very intrigueing. After watching his pro day and seeing some of the limited game film i could find. he looks like a jack of all trades player on offense i wouldn't be surprised to see him line up at FB atleast a little bit in the preseason. it should be noted that his Vertical jump beat the entire 2016 combine class by 3 inches.
Seth "Safe" Devalve
-------------------------Round 5, Pick No. 151: Jordan Payton, WR, UCLA
Super Reliable and had very very few drops
Jordan "Express" Payton-------------------------------
Round 5, Pick No. 168: Spencer Drango, OT, Baylor
Hooray another big tackle with the possibility of moving to the inside. Good Run Blocker and alot of expiereance
Spencer "Dodge" Drango-------------------------------
Round 5, Pick No. 172:Rashard Higgins, WR, Colorado State
Another WR and this one was very very productive in college. Already has a nickname
Rashard "Hollywood" Higgins
-------------------------------------Round 5, Pick No. 173: Trey Caldwell CB, Louisiana-Monroe
Looked pretty fast and athletic from the tape i have seen but he was not very productive in college.
Trey "Wings" Caldwell
--------------------------Round 7, Pick 250 Philip Wright III, ILB, Arizona
After a MONSTER 2014 an injury cost him most of 2015 and he slid way way too far down to us. This guy is the meaning of the phrase "playing with your hair on fire" he already has a nickname and its a pretty good one!
Philip "Scooby" Wright IIIThis is all just for fun so post any nicknames you guys think of. Crazy Joe is probably my favorite one and it is fairly accurate to the player
With 14 new players added i'm going to do a rundown on some random nicknames that fit well with the player
Round 1, 15: Corey Coleman WR Baylor
Coleman was a wideout that i held in high regard at the beginning of the season and filled a desperate need for the browns. That being said he is noted for being tough and playing with an attitude because of his size.
Corey "Scrappy" Coleman
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Round 2, 32: Emmanuel Ogbah, DE, Oklahoma State
Considering his speed and power and the fact he is from nigeria...this one is an easy one
Emmanuel "Nightmare" Ogbah
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Round 3, 65: Carl Nassib, DE, Penn State
Extreme Motor and Power but raw. Should be a big help to all the slimming we have done in the past years. Given his previous experience as a lion i think his tag will speak for itself
I loved watching him dominate OSU this year

Carl "Animal" Nassib
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Round 3, 76: Shon Coleman, OT, Auburn
Great Story with this kid another project type pick but a very cool pickup and a much needed lineman. can't get enough of them actually
A lot of Heart and Character with the pick so the name should follow thatShon "Lionheart" Coleman
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Round 3, 93: Cody Kessler, QB, USC
Here is a guy that i watched early in the season and he dealt with some serious shit at usc 5 coaching changes in his time at usc. Accuracy,Accuracy,Accuracy all this guy does is throw smart and accurate. His range isn't as limited as people make it out to be but he doesn't have a cannon. Pocket Presence and mobility inside the pocket is Great.Very High Character Player. If this was a Jackson pick I really don't see rg3 starting for very long for us because cody is pretty much the exact opposite of rg3.
Cody "Bullseye" Kessler
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Round 4, Pick 99: Joe Schobert, OLB, Wisconsin
Wind him up and let him loose. this guy is a beast of a pickup LOVED watching him play. A Real maniac. No bullshit type player who is blue collar and ready to plug and play.
Joe "Crazy Joe/Crazy Fucking Joe" Schobert
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Round 4, Pick 114: Ricardo Louis, WR, Auburn
Solid Depth Receiver with significant upside and a huge chip on his shoulder combined with ALOT to prove may surprise some people. Tall,Fast and Strong i like it
Ricardo "Miracle" Louis
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Round 4, Pick 129: Derrick Kindred, DB Auburn
I did not get to watch much tape on this guy but he does have a pretty good story and we need the help in the secondary
Derrick "Iron" Kindred
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Round 4, Pick 138 Seth DeValve, TE/WR/FB, Princeton
Wow what a pick this was. Very intrigueing. After watching his pro day and seeing some of the limited game film i could find. he looks like a jack of all trades player on offense i wouldn't be surprised to see him line up at FB atleast a little bit in the preseason. it should be noted that his Vertical jump beat the entire 2016 combine class by 3 inches.
Seth "Safe" Devalve
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Round 5, Pick No. 151: Jordan Payton, WR, UCLA
Super Reliable and had very very few drops
Jordan "Express" Payton
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Round 5, Pick No. 168: Spencer Drango, OT, Baylor
Hooray another big tackle with the possibility of moving to the inside. Good Run Blocker and alot of expiereance
Spencer "Dodge" Drango
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Round 5, Pick No. 172:Rashard Higgins, WR, Colorado State
Another WR and this one was very very productive in college. Already has a nickname
Rashard "Hollywood" Higgins
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Round 5, Pick No. 173: Trey Caldwell CB, Louisiana-Monroe
Looked pretty fast and athletic from the tape i have seen but he was not very productive in college.
Trey "Wings" Caldwell
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Round 7, Pick 250 Philip Wright III, ILB, Arizona
After a MONSTER 2014 an injury cost him most of 2015 and he slid way way too far down to us. This guy is the meaning of the phrase "playing with your hair on fire" he already has a nickname and its a pretty good one!
Philip "Scooby" Wright III
This is all just for fun so post any nicknames you guys think of. Crazy Joe is probably my favorite one and it is fairly accurate to the player
You're fired.
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Shon "Green Lantern" Coleman.
Shon "Green Lantern" Coleman.
Fired x3
Drango Unchained
The lone winner of the entire thread.
Hopefully we've finally found our red zone threat:
Seth "The Leap" Devalve

Or, an alternative if you didn't like the pick:
Seth "The Reach" Devalve

Fire yourself immediately.
Zombo said:
Kessler ... c'mon guys ... Silk.

This one is actually pretty smooth.
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