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Ray Horton Defense Primer... In Case You Missed the His First Stint with Us...

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  • I once had a summer job going around NE Ohio Supermarkets and buying out their complete stock of "tainted" Hot Pockets through normal checkout...

    Met company reps at a rented U-haul in the AM and signed for a wad of cash.

    Drove around all day filling trash bags with check-outs.

    Dump them in the truck at day's end...

    By the end of Week 2 that u-haul was really ripe...

    @tour2ma said:

    I once had a summer job going around NE Ohio Supermarkets and buying out their complete stock of "tainted" Hot Pockets through normal checkout...

    Met company reps at a rented U-haul in the AM and signed for a wad of cash.

    Drove around all day filling trash bags with check-outs.

    Dump them in the truck at day's end...

    By the end of Week 2 that u-haul was really ripe...

    When I was 17 I tried to audition for a job checking out the "hot pockets" at the local houses of ill repute. They said I didn't have enough money. 😁

  • lol... probably tainted, Ag...

    Texas has a Whore-house in it!

    Lord, have mercy on our soles...

  • The "Best little Whorehouse in Texas"?

  • VesnaKociper said:

    What a bunch of fucking homos. Hot pocket and dip to watch make believe horse shit. Like lining up toy soldiers in a battle scene.

    Horton was HORrible before, BUT BUT BUT........... now he is a fucking world beater? Yes, this is sooooooo exciting.

    Our DL was actually not bad. We got most of our pressure from them. And remember ghoulie it was one year. We cant judge a defensive scheme on one year.

  • VesnaKociper said:

    What a bunch of fucking homos. Hot pocket and dip to watch make believe horse shit. Like lining up toy soldiers in a battle scene.

    Horton was HORrible before, BUT BUT BUT........... now he is a fucking world beater? Yes, this is sooooooo exciting.

    Our DL was actually not bad. We got most of our pressure from them. And remember ghoulie it was one year. We cant judge a defensive scheme on one year.

    @clevfan4life said:

    Our DL was actually not bad. We got most of our pressure from them. And remember ghoulie it was one year. We cant judge a defensive scheme on one year.

    Why bother responding ? Trolls gonna troll.

  • All I can remember is that Horton's defense did good up to the late part of the 3rd quarter or into the 4th quarter and then fell apart from exhaustion because they were on the field most of the time. Our offense really was bad then; it was like our defense was playing the whole game. Maybe things will look better for Horton this time around and maybe not. I will just hold my tongue until I have something to go on.

  • All I can remember is that Horton's defense did good up to the late part of the 3rd quarter or into the 4th quarter and then fell apart from exhaustion because they were on the field most of the time. Our offense really was bad then; it was like our defense was playing the whole game. Maybe things will look better for Horton this time around and maybe not. I will just hold my tongue until I have something to go on.

    @joedawg69 said:

    All I can remember is that Horton's defense did good up to the late part of the 3rd quarter or into the 4th quarter and then fell apart from exhaustion because they were on the field most of the time. Our offense really was bad then; it was like our defense was playing the whole game. Maybe things will look better for Horton this time around and maybe not. I will just hold my tongue until I have something to go on.

    Ditto!!! Good answer, good answer,.....

  • I don't care.. I dont like Whor-tons Defensive scheme.. it blows. This team will lead the league in giving up TD's this season.. Mark it down.. I don;t care whose playing in the secondary.. were gonna suck and get toasted repeatedly.. So much so.. We'll beg Hue to dump this nimrod.

  • The safety play is my glarring concern. Especially in a defense that uses so much single high.

  • The safety play is my glarring concern. Especially in a defense that uses so much single high.

    @tiamat63 said:

    The safety play is my glarring concern. Especially in a defense that uses so much single high.

    This^^