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Ryan Shazier Beats off in Antonio Brown's Face

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  • I believe this guy can stay healthy when I see it. Always like OSU guys but he's already missed 11 games. We'll see if he becomes one of those guys who can't avoid the injury bug.

  • VesnaKociper said:

    I don't get the fucking point of this thread? So the Steelers have another monster LB, and you think the Steelers are going to fall apart because what? of an isolated foot race?

    I will say it again; as much as I hate the fucking Steelers, they are at this point the best franchise in the NFL. In the modern Era, of the Superbowl, no team has had more success. Calling Steeler fans "bandwagon fans" may have been fair game when they first started winning, but they are no different from the Paul Brown era Browns. They have pounded the fuck out of everyone, they have won more than their fair share of super-bowls, and as far as "puss" Ben Roethlisberger, don't be a fucking jackoff. For the love of God, the guy is going to the Hall of fame. He has played through injury, he never fucking complains, and he still took his team into the playoffs, with a good deal of the Steelers better talent injured.

    Bash the fucking team all you want, but this thread is so fucking idiotic it is even more asinine than my Sumo Wrestler thread. At least the sharper posters here know that was horseshit. But THIS? People actually think this is bad news for the Steelers?

    Can you imagine if a LB the Browns had was beating farst players in a foot race? You guys would be wetting your pussy hairs over how talented he was.

    When the Browns players stop shitting their pants during Steeler week, THEN post some goofy shit like this.

    The point was to show that Shazier is an athletic freak and could be a top LB in the North this year, if he stays on the field.

    But half of the people here are too pusshurt to be able to have an semi-rational conversation regarding the Steelers and instead resort to shittily constructed insults.

    If you believe everything you read on TBB, the Steelers have been in decline for 10 years.

  • I love this place. LMMFAO

  • I will never watch that video.

    One Post From the Truth said:

    I will never watch that video.

    Like I expected you to.

    That's why I said the first 5 seconds when the first announcer and Collinsworth says:

    First announcer: "He looks like he could play wide receiver...so fast..."

    Collinsworth: "and I thought he was the fastest linebacker that I had ever seen in college."

  • One Post From the Truth said:

    I will never watch that video.

    Like I expected you to.

    That's why I said the first 5 seconds when the first announcer and Collinsworth says:

    First announcer: "He looks like he could play wide receiver...so fast..."

    Collinsworth: "and I thought he was the fastest linebacker that I had ever seen in college."

    @stinkhole said:

    Like I expected you to.

    That's why I said the first 5 seconds when the first announcer and Collinsworth says:

    First announcer: "He looks like he could play wide receiver...so fast..."

    Collinsworth: "and I thought he was the fastest linebacker that I had ever seen in college."

    Dude ... who gives a fuck?

    So you have a fast linebacker. Go back and circle jerk with your buddies.

    Zombo

  • @stinkhole said:

    Like I expected you to.

    That's why I said the first 5 seconds when the first announcer and Collinsworth says:

    First announcer: "He looks like he could play wide receiver...so fast..."

    Collinsworth: "and I thought he was the fastest linebacker that I had ever seen in college."

    Dude ... who gives a fuck?

    So you have a fast linebacker. Go back and circle jerk with your buddies.

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    Dude ... who gives a fuck?

    Apparently the Browns fan who started this thread.

  • Zombo said:

    Dude ... who gives a fuck?

    Apparently the Browns fan who started this thread.

    @stinkhole said:

    Apparently the Browns fan that started this thread.

    The "Ryan Shazier Beats off in Antonio Brown's Face" thread?

    We can just throw all Stiller garbage in this thread from now on. It was a good idea.

    Zombo

  • @stinkhole said:

    Apparently the Browns fan that started this thread.

    The "Ryan Shazier Beats off in Antonio Brown's Face" thread?

    We can just throw all Stiller garbage in this thread from now on. It was a good idea.

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    The "Ryan Shazier Beats off in Antonio Brown's Face" thread?

    We can just throw all Stiller garbage in this thread from now on. It was a good idea.

    Zombo

    Whatever makes your boat float, you're the boss.

  • * Michigan content alert *

    Hopefully we get a similar athletic freak at LB with Peppers this year

  • * Michigan content alert *

    Hopefully we get a similar athletic freak at LB with Peppers this year

    @mld-woody said:

    * Michigan content alert *

    Hopefully we get a similar athletic freak at LB with Peppers this year

    What of "we dont give a damn for the whole of michigan" dont u understand?

  • People fear what they don't understand.

    Unfortunately, around here, that's a hell of a lot of things to fear.

  • @mld-woody said:

    * Michigan content alert *

    Hopefully we get a similar athletic freak at LB with Peppers this year

    What of "we dont give a damn for the whole of michigan" dont u understand?

    @clevfan4life said:

    What of "we dont give a damn for the whole of michigan" dont u understand?

    Oh the irony. lol

  • Man Michigan is a terrible place.

    I lived in Toledo for awhile and it was basically the same thing, but everytime I had to go up to Michigan I was always sure I talked to my family first in case I never returned

  • @stinkhole said:

    Apparently the Browns fan that started this thread.

    The "Ryan Shazier Beats off in Antonio Brown's Face" thread?

    We can just throw all Stiller garbage in this thread from now on. It was a good idea.

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    The "Ryan Shazier Beats off in Antonio Brown's Face" thread?

    We can just throw all Stiller garbage in this thread from now on. It was a good idea.

    Zombo

    It's was the hardest laugh I've had in a while when I read that this morning.
  • Man Michigan is a terrible place.

    I lived in Toledo for awhile and it was basically the same thing, but everytime I had to go up to Michigan I was always sure I talked to my family first in case I never returned

    @bbedward said:

    Man Michigan is a terrible place.

    I lived in Toledo for awhile and it was basically the same thing, but everytime I had to go up to Michigan I was always sure I talked to my family first in case I never returned

    I lived in Lansing for three years.

    Saw the sun twice.

    You bought your groceries and tires at Meyers and your beer at a "Party store" and everybody was miserable and ugly. That's about all I remember.

    Z

  • The only way I can get a UM grad off my front porch is to pay for the pizza.

  • Guys the problem is you don't stop in the middle of Michigan. Take it from my dad. You drive the edges all the way to the top till you hit Grand Lake. US-23 N after Brighton is full of coast line & camping woods. What could go wrong? Week of July 4th @5:15 daily I'll have Deers, Raccoons, Foxes coming out from woods asking "Where the hells my plate of food" Walleye & Perch for a week. Am Jacked.

  • Guys the problem is you don't stop in the middle of Michigan. Take it from my dad. You drive the edges all the way to the top till you hit Grand Lake. US-23 N after Brighton is full of coast line & camping woods. What could go wrong? Week of July 4th @5:15 daily I'll have Deers, Raccoons, Foxes coming out from woods asking "Where the hells my plate of food" Walleye & Perch for a week. Am Jacked.

    @gumby73 said:

    Guys the problem is you don't stop in the middle of Michigan. Take it from my dad. You drive the edges all the way to the top till you hit Grand Lake. US-23 N after Brighton is full of coast line & camping woods. What could go wrong? Week of July 4th @5:15 daily I'll have Deers, Raccoons, Foxes coming out from woods asking "Where the hells my plate of food" Walleye & Perch for a week. Am Jacked.

    Deers. Lmao
  • Man Michigan is a terrible place.

    I lived in Toledo for awhile and it was basically the same thing, but everytime I had to go up to Michigan I was always sure I talked to my family first in case I never returned

    @bbedward said:

    Man Michigan is a terrible place.

    I lived in Toledo for awhile and it was basically the same thing, but everytime I had to go up to Michigan I was always sure I talked to my family first in case I never returned

    It is basically the exact same thing as Ohio....

    * Up North is obviously different, less stuff.

    * Ann Arbor/college towns are unique as well

  • The only way I can get a UM grad off my front porch is to pay for the pizza.

    @flyingfooldoug said:

    The only way I can get a UM grad off my front porch is to pay for the pizza.

    This joke doesn't work as well when the target school is actually pretty damn good.