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  • "The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem."

  • "Wow, I know that tone. Its just weird hearing it come from someone with hair".

  • Ah, you must be ________. I can see the attraction. I remember when ____ was only five years old, I took him to the movies. It was a movie starring Lana Turner. "The Postman Always Ring Twice" with John Garfields. And whenever she would appear on the screen, ____ would begin to suck his thumb to an obscene amount. And I knew from this very moment, that this boy was a fool for blondes. Mmm...

    @the-gipper said:

    Ah, you must be ________. I can see the attraction. I remember when ____ was only five years old, I took him to the movies. It was a movie starring Lana Turner. "The Postman Always Ring Twice" with John Garfields. And whenever she would appear on the screen, ____ would begin to suck his thumb to an obscene amount. And I knew from this very moment, that this boy was a fool for blondes. Mmm...

  • @the-cysko-kid said:

    It wasn't your turn

    You could just say you didn't know. Besides it sounds like you want us to stay on the road you paved for us.

    And all I have to say to that is: "Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads."

    @the-gipper said:

    You could just say you didn't know. Besides it sounds like you want us to stay on the road you paved for us.

    And all I have to say to that is: "Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads."

    Back to the future. I didnt make the rules, fella.

    "I have to return some videotapes"

    American psycho.

    Go wild.

  • None of you fuckers knew my quote?

    I guessed Steve's and no one took a crack at mine.

    Z

  • None of you fuckers knew my quote?

    I guessed Steve's and no one took a crack at mine.

    Z

    Zombo said:

    None of you fuckers knew my quote?

    I guessed Steve's and no one took a crack at mine.

    Z

    Swingers, brah

  • "So, for the second time, [the Pharisees]
    summoned the man who had been blind and said:

    'Speak the truth before God.
    We know this fellow is a sinner.'

    'Whether or not he is a sinner, I do not know.'
    the man replied.

    'All I know is this:
    once I was blind and now I can see.'

  • You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs... And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.

    Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"

    Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering. And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With this you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?

    Zombo said:

    You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs... And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.

    Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"

    Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering. And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With this you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?

    You mean this one Z? I don't know that one. But I do have another, my favorite bunny quote:

  • "So, for the second time, [the Pharisees]
    summoned the man who had been blind and said:

    'Speak the truth before God.
    We know this fellow is a sinner.'

    'Whether or not he is a sinner, I do not know.'
    the man replied.

    'All I know is this:
    once I was blind and now I can see.'

    @stillmotion said:

    "So, for the second time, [the Pharisees]

    summoned the man who had been blind and said:

    'Speak the truth before God.

    We know this fellow is a sinner.'

    'Whether or not he is a sinner, I do not know.'

    the man replied.

    'All I know is this:

    once I was blind and now I can see.'

    Jesus Christ Superstar?

    My mind is clearer now.

  • "The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem."

    @the-gipper said:

    "The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem."

    Captain Jack Sparrow

  • "Wow, I know that tone. Its just weird hearing it come from someone with hair".

    @the-gipper said:

    "Wow, I know that tone. Its just weird hearing it come from someone with hair".

    Die Hard with a Vengeance.

  • Zombo said:

    None of you fuckers knew my quote?

    I guessed Steve's and no one took a crack at mine.

    Z

    Swingers, brah

    @stillmotion said:

    Swingers, brah

    Yes.

  • "So, for the second time, [the Pharisees]
    summoned the man who had been blind and said:

    'Speak the truth before God.
    We know this fellow is a sinner.'

    'Whether or not he is a sinner, I do not know.'
    the man replied.

    'All I know is this:
    once I was blind and now I can see.'

    @stillmotion said:

    "So, for the second time, [the Pharisees]

    summoned the man who had been blind and said:

    'Speak the truth before God.

    We know this fellow is a sinner.'

    'Whether or not he is a sinner, I do not know.'

    the man replied.

    'All I know is this:

    once I was blind and now I can see.'

    Greatest Story Ever Told?

  • "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."[19]

  • Duck Soup?

    One of those anyway...

    WSS

  • Duck Soup?

    One of those anyway...

    WSS

    @westside-steve said:

    Duck Soup?

    One of those anyway...

    WSS

    Animal Crackers. Same difference more or less.

    You know why you have never been invited to join my Kiwanis Club Steve? Because we knew that you would never join a club that would have you as a member. 😛

  • @westside-steve said:

    Duck Soup?

    One of those anyway...

    WSS

    Animal Crackers. Same difference more or less.

    You know why you have never been invited to join my Kiwanis Club Steve? Because we knew that you would never join a club that would have you as a member. 😛

    @the-gipper said:

    Animal Crackers. Same difference more or less.

    You know why you have never been invited to join my Kiwanis Club Steve? Because we knew that you would never join a club that would have you as a member. 😛

    😉

    I was a member of the Port Clinton Jaycees a million years ago.

    WSS

  • Start this over again....

    Hint. Early 90's movie had Christina Applegate in it.

    "I'm on top of it Rose!"

    One Post From the Truth said:

    Start this over again....

    Hint. Early 90's movie had Christina Applegate in it.

    "I'm on top of it Rose!"

    Don't tell mom the babysitter's Dead?

    Only one I think is hanging out there...

    @the-gipper said:

    No, No, No

    Well, yes, you are wrong.

    For the record I had it... but then I also had the 5-page over for you to catch on that this was not a free for all...

    You guess correctly... you post the next one.... Capiche?

    Carry on...

  • One Post From the Truth said:

    Start this over again....

    Hint. Early 90's movie had Christina Applegate in it.

    "I'm on top of it Rose!"

    Don't tell mom the babysitter's Dead?

    Only one I think is hanging out there...

    @the-gipper said:

    No, No, No

    Well, yes, you are wrong.

    For the record I had it... but then I also had the 5-page over for you to catch on that this was not a free for all...

    You guess correctly... you post the next one.... Capiche?

    Carry on...

    @tour2ma said:

    Don't tell mom the babysitter's Dead?

    Only one I think is hanging out there...

    For the record I had it... but then I also had the 5-page over for you to catch on that this was not a free for all...

    You guess correctly... you post the next one.... Capiche?

    Carry on...

    Well, here is a movie quote that sums up what I have to say about your rules: