Corey Coleman broke his hand
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I know every year it seems like we've pissed *someone* off and we get fucked over by bad draft choices, good players turning shit, getting suspended or whatever, but this year is taking the cake. It's like, someone is seeing that cleveland has a good player, and they're just like NOPE LOLOLOL!!!
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I know every year it seems like we've pissed *someone* off and we get fucked over by bad draft choices, good players turning shit, getting suspended or whatever, but this year is taking the cake. It's like, someone is seeing that cleveland has a good player, and they're just like NOPE LOLOLOL!!!
I know every year it seems like we've pissed *someone* off and we get fucked over by bad draft choices, good players turning shit, getting suspended or whatever, but this year is taking the cake. It's like, someone is seeing that cleveland has a good player, and they're just like NOPE LOLOLOL!!!
Sunday around 2PM: The Browns just went up on the Ravens 20-0 in the first quarter, it looks like we have stabilized the QB position with Josh McCown and our rookie WR Corey Coleman already has two TD catches....Harps are playing in the background
Cut to Wednesday night ; The Browns blew the lead, lost the game and got screwed by the refs for good measure, McCown is nearly dead, Coleman's gone, as is our other promising rookie and our starting center, we are 0-2, on our third QB and Browns fans have seizures every time they get an alert on their phone ... music from "Psycho" playing in the background.
Zombo
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Alright, it's official that the Browns are cursed. It's time to get into the supernatural to get this curse lifted. Who knows which one will work, so let's start with.....animal sacrifice?
Alright, it's official that the Browns are cursed. It's time to get into the supernatural to get this curse lifted. Who knows which one will work, so let's start with.....animal sacrifice?
Human sacrifice has already been tried - head coach and front office are thrown into the volcano every two years with no effect.
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If I wasn't already losing my mind about this team, I am now. It just doesn't seem possible. The Nassib injury was bad enough, but this one is just horrendous. This season was all about evaluating our young players and assembling a quality, youthful roster. Now, it's even more difficult to do this. Nobody in the sporting world has ONE nice thing to say about Kessler, and it appears to be a foregone conclusion that he is going to be absolutely miserable. What's worse? How do we expect to keep Cody healthy? It's going to be bad enough watching Kessler play, but do you have ANY idea what we'll be like when he goes down? We're facing Suh, Williams, and Wake this weekend. I mean...wtf man.
What hurts worse is how Coleman really broke out for us. He just looked so explosive and everything our team needed. The thought of watching our WR's play with Josh McCown was really the one thing I could still get excited about. Now, that's been taken away too. If I had to point to something positive, it would be that Coleman does NOT need surgery, and is expected to miss 4-6 weeks. Being young, it wouldn't surprise if it was closer to 4 weeks than 6. I'm thinking he'll be back by game 6, maybe 7, and Gordon and McCown will both be playing too (hopefully).
It doesn't seem right. It just doesn't. Hue Jackson had NO IDEA what it would be like in Cleveland, and it didn't take him long to figure it out. I'm sorry Hue...welcome to Browns football.
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Greco will be an improvement over Our Next Last First Round Bust.. so, Kessler won't be getting killed..
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If I wasn't already losing my mind about this team, I am now. It just doesn't seem possible. The Nassib injury was bad enough, but this one is just horrendous. This season was all about evaluating our young players and assembling a quality, youthful roster. Now, it's even more difficult to do this. Nobody in the sporting world has ONE nice thing to say about Kessler, and it appears to be a foregone conclusion that he is going to be absolutely miserable. What's worse? How do we expect to keep Cody healthy? It's going to be bad enough watching Kessler play, but do you have ANY idea what we'll be like when he goes down? We're facing Suh, Williams, and Wake this weekend. I mean...wtf man.
What hurts worse is how Coleman really broke out for us. He just looked so explosive and everything our team needed. The thought of watching our WR's play with Josh McCown was really the one thing I could still get excited about. Now, that's been taken away too. If I had to point to something positive, it would be that Coleman does NOT need surgery, and is expected to miss 4-6 weeks. Being young, it wouldn't surprise if it was closer to 4 weeks than 6. I'm thinking he'll be back by game 6, maybe 7, and Gordon and McCown will both be playing too (hopefully).
It doesn't seem right. It just doesn't. Hue Jackson had NO IDEA what it would be like in Cleveland, and it didn't take him long to figure it out. I'm sorry Hue...welcome to Browns football.
If I wasn't already losing my mind about this team, I am now. It just doesn't seem possible. The Nassib injury was bad enough, but this one is just horrendous. This season was all about evaluating our young players and assembling a quality, youthful roster. Now, it's even more difficult to do this. Nobody in the sporting world has ONE nice thing to say about Kessler, and it appears to be a foregone conclusion that he is going to be absolutely miserable. What's worse? How do we expect to keep Cody healthy? It's going to be bad enough watching Kessler play, but do you have ANY idea what we'll be like when he goes down? We're facing Suh, Williams, and Wake this weekend. I mean...wtf man.
What hurts worse is how Coleman really broke out for us. He just looked so explosive and everything our team needed. The thought of watching our WR's play with Josh McCown was really the one thing I could still get excited about. Now, that's been taken away too. If I had to point to something positive, it would be that Coleman does NOT need surgery, and is expected to miss 4-6 weeks. Being young, it wouldn't surprise if it was closer to 4 weeks than 6. I'm thinking he'll be back by game 6, maybe 7, and Gordon and McCown will both be playing too (hopefully).
It doesn't seem right. It just doesn't. Hue Jackson had NO IDEA what it would be like in Cleveland, and it didn't take him long to figure it out. I'm sorry Hue...welcome to Browns football.
Look at this way-maybe we're getting all the bad shit out this year in some sort of cosmic intervention. Coleman and Nassib will be back with plenty of season left to evaluate them. If a guy is destined for an injury I'd rather it'd be in a lost season as opposed to late in a good one.
Also, a hand is far from the worst thing to break all things considered.
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Fuck me.
I guess we will get a chance to see how the likes of Higgins, Payton, Ricardo play.
Fuck me.
I guess we will get a chance to see how the likes of Higgins, Payton, Ricardo play.
we got ricky ricardo....LUCY........HAHAHAHAHAAAA
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If I wasn't already losing my mind about this team, I am now. It just doesn't seem possible. The Nassib injury was bad enough, but this one is just horrendous. This season was all about evaluating our young players and assembling a quality, youthful roster. Now, it's even more difficult to do this. Nobody in the sporting world has ONE nice thing to say about Kessler, and it appears to be a foregone conclusion that he is going to be absolutely miserable. What's worse? How do we expect to keep Cody healthy? It's going to be bad enough watching Kessler play, but do you have ANY idea what we'll be like when he goes down? We're facing Suh, Williams, and Wake this weekend. I mean...wtf man.
What hurts worse is how Coleman really broke out for us. He just looked so explosive and everything our team needed. The thought of watching our WR's play with Josh McCown was really the one thing I could still get excited about. Now, that's been taken away too. If I had to point to something positive, it would be that Coleman does NOT need surgery, and is expected to miss 4-6 weeks. Being young, it wouldn't surprise if it was closer to 4 weeks than 6. I'm thinking he'll be back by game 6, maybe 7, and Gordon and McCown will both be playing too (hopefully).
It doesn't seem right. It just doesn't. Hue Jackson had NO IDEA what it would be like in Cleveland, and it didn't take him long to figure it out. I'm sorry Hue...welcome to Browns football.
Look at this way-maybe we're getting all the bad shit out this year in some sort of cosmic intervention. Coleman and Nassib will be back with plenty of season left to evaluate them. If a guy is destined for an injury I'd rather it'd be in a lost season as opposed to late in a good one.
Also, a hand is far from the worst thing to break all things considered.
Look at this way-maybe we're getting all the bad shit out this year in some sort of cosmic intervention. Coleman and Nassib will be back with plenty of season left to evaluate them. If a guy is destined for an injury I'd rather it'd be in a lost season as opposed to late in a good one.
Also, a hand is far from the worst thing to break all things considered.
poor kessler...poor poor poor kessler...he's going to get sloberknockered.....
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WTF?!?!?!?!!!! We need to think outside the box, voodoo, Santeria, goats , chickens.........
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What is the record winning margin in an NFL game
When we play the Pats in week 5 it could be a horror show ....Brady will be making up for lost time as will Gronk
What is the record winning margin in an NFL game
When we play the Pats in week 5 it could be a horror show ....Brady will be making up for lost time as will Gronk
What's Brady gonna do, throw 50 yard deep balls over us? Scramble for 20 yards? Or will Belichik and his coaches form a game plan to get the best out of everyone they have on that roster? Amazes me that people think Brady is some sort of God, he has a limited skillset but is a pawn for the best gameday coach to ever stand on the sideline to use.
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What is the record winning margin in an NFL game
When we play the Pats in week 5 it could be a horror show ....Brady will be making up for lost time as will Gronk
What's Brady gonna do, throw 50 yard deep balls over us? Scramble for 20 yards? Or will Belichik and his coaches form a game plan to get the best out of everyone they have on that roster? Amazes me that people think Brady is some sort of God, he has a limited skillset but is a pawn for the best gameday coach to ever stand on the sideline to use.
What's Brady gonna do, throw 50 yard deep balls over us? Scramble for 20 yards? Or will Belichik and his coaches form a game plan to get the best out of everyone they have on that roster? Amazes me that people think Brady is some sort of God, he has a limited skillset but is a pawn for the best gameday coach to ever stand on the sideline to use.
There's a lot of stupid stuff on this board, but this might just take the cake. Yep, that Tom Brady guy will surely go down as the dude with a limited skill set.
This is why we can't have nice things.
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If I wasn't already losing my mind about this team, I am now. It just doesn't seem possible. The Nassib injury was bad enough, but this one is just horrendous. This season was all about evaluating our young players and assembling a quality, youthful roster. Now, it's even more difficult to do this. Nobody in the sporting world has ONE nice thing to say about Kessler, and it appears to be a foregone conclusion that he is going to be absolutely miserable. What's worse? How do we expect to keep Cody healthy? It's going to be bad enough watching Kessler play, but do you have ANY idea what we'll be like when he goes down? We're facing Suh, Williams, and Wake this weekend. I mean...wtf man.
What hurts worse is how Coleman really broke out for us. He just looked so explosive and everything our team needed. The thought of watching our WR's play with Josh McCown was really the one thing I could still get excited about. Now, that's been taken away too. If I had to point to something positive, it would be that Coleman does NOT need surgery, and is expected to miss 4-6 weeks. Being young, it wouldn't surprise if it was closer to 4 weeks than 6. I'm thinking he'll be back by game 6, maybe 7, and Gordon and McCown will both be playing too (hopefully).
It doesn't seem right. It just doesn't. Hue Jackson had NO IDEA what it would be like in Cleveland, and it didn't take him long to figure it out. I'm sorry Hue...welcome to Browns football.
Look at this way-maybe we're getting all the bad shit out this year in some sort of cosmic intervention. Coleman and Nassib will be back with plenty of season left to evaluate them. If a guy is destined for an injury I'd rather it'd be in a lost season as opposed to late in a good one.
Also, a hand is far from the worst thing to break all things considered.
Look at this way-maybe we're getting all the bad shit out this year in some sort of cosmic intervention. Coleman and Nassib will be back with plenty of season left to evaluate them. If a guy is destined for an injury I'd rather it'd be in a lost season as opposed to late in a good one.
Also, a hand is far from the worst thing to break all things considered.
If there is any validity to the law of averages, what you say could be true. Perhaps we're just getting all of the awful crap out of the way, and the rest of the year our players will remain mostly healthy. I know it's laughable, especially at this moment, but it's possible. What REALLY hurts is how we need to throw Kessler to the wolves. Not only is he 3rd string and by all accounts "not ready", but he's going up against a truly nasty defensive front. I'm not sure Kessler gets out of this game in tact.
We need Kessler, Ogbha, and Nassib to play well this season. Hopefully Ogbah remains healthy and begins to improve his play. I don't think he's been terrible, but he also hasn't been filling up the stat sheet either. We need him NOW. If our season ends and we look back and say, "Well, it was a disaster, BUT Ogbah, Nassib, and Coleman appear to be solid, if not stars"...that will lessen the pain. Maybe even other young players exceed expectations too.
Nobody is holding out much hope for Kessler. Not many people on this board, and not many people in the sporting world. BUT...but...perhaps he plays well enough this weekend to move the ball and score some points. He doesn't have to be amazing, or even win the game. But if he looks like he "belongs", than I think people and fans will feel a bit better.
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Funniest tweet concerning all the Browns injuries taken from NFL Network................"Cleveland you knew what was in the contract when you signed it to have the Cavs win the championship" Sincerely, Beelzebub
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Funniest tweet concerning all the Browns injuries taken from NFL Network................"Cleveland you knew what was in the contract when you signed it to have the Cavs win the championship" Sincerely, Beelzebub
Funniest tweet concerning all the Browns injuries taken from NFL Network................"Cleveland you knew what was in the contract when you signed it to have the Cavs win the championship" Sincerely, Beelzebub
And the Indians win the World Series?
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Well it could be worse. We could have lost our starting QB, paid a king's ransom to get someone else's starting QB then in turn lose the best runner in the NFL and the starting LT who was supposed to protect the newly acquired QB. At least our brittle QBs did not cost anywhere near someone else's brittle QB who will likely go down to injury if he keeps getting hit like he did this past game.
2-0 is worse ?Well it could be worse. We could have lost our starting QB, paid a king's ransom to get someone else's starting QB then in turn lose the best runner in the NFL and the starting LT who was supposed to protect the newly acquired QB. At least our brittle QBs did not cost anywhere near someone else's brittle QB who will likely go down to injury if he keeps getting hit like he did this past game.
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