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  • StinkHoleS StinkHole

    Eh, that non parity is much to do about nothing.

    What I found startling is the lack of parity between man and animal.

    There are 16 teams named after a man, and 16 after an animal or thing.

    If a team's nickname is human, then the chances of winning a Super Bowl are far greater than if a teams nickname is that of an animal or thing.

    No parity between man and animal. This is not fair. Needs to be investigated.

    Man with 37 SB victories, animal with 13.

    What do you think Gip?

    Steelers 6

    49'ers 5

    Cowboys 5

    Packers 4

    Patriots 4

    Giants 4

    Raiders 3

    Redskins 3

    Buccaneers 1

    Chiefs 1

    Saints 1

    Browns

    Titans

    Vikings

    Bills

    Texans

    Broncos 3

    Ravens 2

    Colts 2

    Dolphins 2

    Rams 1

    Bears 1

    Seahawks 1

    Jets 1

    Falcons

    Eagles

    Cardinals

    Bengals

    Lions

    Jaguars

    Panthers

    Chargers

    At least the browns got that going for them!

    Poor bengals.

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    @stinkhole said:

    Eh, that non parity is much to do about nothing.

    What I found startling is the lack of parity between man and animal.

    There are 16 teams named after a man, and 16 after an animal or thing.

    If a team's nickname is human, then the chances of winning a Super Bowl are far greater than if a teams nickname is that of an animal or thing.

    No parity between man and animal. This is not fair. Needs to be investigated.

    Man with 37 SB victories, animal with 13.

    What do you think Gip?

    Steelers 6

    49'ers 5

    Cowboys 5

    Packers 4

    Patriots 4

    Giants 4

    Raiders 3

    Redskins 3

    Buccaneers 1

    Chiefs 1

    Saints 1

    Browns

    Titans

    Vikings

    Bills

    Texans

    Broncos 3

    Ravens 2

    Colts 2

    Dolphins 2

    Rams 1

    Bears 1

    Seahawks 1

    Jets 1

    Falcons

    Eagles

    Cardinals

    Bengals

    Lions

    Jaguars

    Panthers

    Chargers

    At least the browns got that going for them!

    Poor bengals.

    The Browns have more championships than the Steelers, you dumb fuck.

    Did you know they were championships before they gave them the name "Super Bowl"?

    Let's throw out all World Series before playoff series, all Basketball championships before expansion, and any hockey championships by the original 6 while we are at it.

    Just because the Steelers were fucking awful before 1970 doesnt mean it didn't happen.

    Z

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      T TexasAg1969 wrote on last edited by
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      NY Jets are not animals.

      But they are men. Well Jets from West Side story were anyway. ๐Ÿ˜›

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      • T TexasAg1969

        NY Jets are not animals.

        But they are men. Well Jets from West Side story were anyway. ๐Ÿ˜›

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        @texasag1969 said:

        NY Jets are not animals.

        But they are men. Well Jets from West Side story were anyway. ๐Ÿ˜›

        I'm afraid even those guys would give the BROWNS a game....well maybe if they kept their switchblades, and they could dance!

        Now back to the Titans, just what is a titan? ๐Ÿ˜• Well whatever they're favored by 7 Sunday in what might be a low scoring game, but no switchblades. ๐Ÿ™

        GO BUCKEYES, BROWNS, INDIANS, CAVS, YSU, NAVY and yes I like ND!
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        • mjp28M mjp28

          @texasag1969 said:

          NY Jets are not animals.

          But they are men. Well Jets from West Side story were anyway. ๐Ÿ˜›

          I'm afraid even those guys would give the BROWNS a game....well maybe if they kept their switchblades, and they could dance!

          Now back to the Titans, just what is a titan? ๐Ÿ˜• Well whatever they're favored by 7 Sunday in what might be a low scoring game, but no switchblades. ๐Ÿ™

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          @mjp28 said:

          I'm afraid even those guys would give the BROWNS a game....well maybe if they kept their switchblades, and they could dance!

          Now back to the Titans, just what is a titan? ๐Ÿ˜• Well whatever they're favored by 7 Sunday in what might be a low scoring game, but no switchblades. ๐Ÿ™

          A Titan is a baby tit.
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          • StinkHoleS StinkHole

            Eh, that non parity is much to do about nothing.

            What I found startling is the lack of parity between man and animal.

            There are 16 teams named after a man, and 16 after an animal or thing.

            If a team's nickname is human, then the chances of winning a Super Bowl are far greater than if a teams nickname is that of an animal or thing.

            No parity between man and animal. This is not fair. Needs to be investigated.

            Man with 37 SB victories, animal with 13.

            What do you think Gip?

            Steelers 6

            49'ers 5

            Cowboys 5

            Packers 4

            Patriots 4

            Giants 4

            Raiders 3

            Redskins 3

            Buccaneers 1

            Chiefs 1

            Saints 1

            Browns

            Titans

            Vikings

            Bills

            Texans

            Broncos 3

            Ravens 2

            Colts 2

            Dolphins 2

            Rams 1

            Bears 1

            Seahawks 1

            Jets 1

            Falcons

            Eagles

            Cardinals

            Bengals

            Lions

            Jaguars

            Panthers

            Chargers

            At least the browns got that going for them!

            Poor bengals.

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            The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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            @stinkhole said:

            Eh, that non parity is much to do about nothing.

            What I found startling is the lack of parity between man and animal.

            There are 16 teams named after a man, and 16 after an animal or thing.

            If a team's nickname is human, then the chances of winning a Super Bowl are far greater than if a teams nickname is that of an animal or thing.

            No parity between man and animal. This is not fair. Needs to be investigated.

            Man with 37 SB victories, animal with 13.

            What do you think Gip?

            Steelers 6

            49'ers 5

            Cowboys 5

            Packers 4

            Patriots 4

            Giants 4

            Raiders 3

            Redskins 3

            Buccaneers 1

            Chiefs 1

            Saints 1

            Browns

            Titans

            Vikings

            Bills

            Texans

            Broncos 3

            Ravens 2

            Colts 2

            Dolphins 2

            Rams 1

            Bears 1

            Seahawks 1

            Jets 1

            Falcons

            Eagles

            Cardinals

            Bengals

            Lions

            Jaguars

            Panthers

            Chargers

            At least the browns got that going for them!

            Poor bengals.

            What I think is that this is quite hilarious and interesting at the same time! You are right, there aught to be an investigation.

            I wish it was a statistic that I had thought of researching.

            Bravo!

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            • T TexasAg1969

              NY Jets are not animals.

              But they are men. Well Jets from West Side story were anyway. ๐Ÿ˜›

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              @texasag1969 said:

              NY Jets are not animals.

              But they are men. Well Jets from West Side story were anyway. ๐Ÿ˜›

              Right, both Jets and Chargers are not animals. (though a Charger could be I guess) I will have to check on that.

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              • mjp28M mjp28

                @texasag1969 said:

                NY Jets are not animals.

                But they are men. Well Jets from West Side story were anyway. ๐Ÿ˜›

                I'm afraid even those guys would give the BROWNS a game....well maybe if they kept their switchblades, and they could dance!

                Now back to the Titans, just what is a titan? ๐Ÿ˜• Well whatever they're favored by 7 Sunday in what might be a low scoring game, but no switchblades. ๐Ÿ™

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                The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                @mjp28 said:

                I'm afraid even those guys would give the BROWNS a game....well maybe if they kept their switchblades, and they could dance!

                Now back to the Titans, just what is a titan? ๐Ÿ˜• Well whatever they're favored by 7 Sunday in what might be a low scoring game, but no switchblades. ๐Ÿ™

                What about a Giant? Is a Giant a human or an animal?

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                • Z Zombo

                  @stinkhole said:

                  Eh, that non parity is much to do about nothing.

                  What I found startling is the lack of parity between man and animal.

                  There are 16 teams named after a man, and 16 after an animal or thing.

                  If a team's nickname is human, then the chances of winning a Super Bowl are far greater than if a teams nickname is that of an animal or thing.

                  No parity between man and animal. This is not fair. Needs to be investigated.

                  Man with 37 SB victories, animal with 13.

                  What do you think Gip?

                  Steelers 6

                  49'ers 5

                  Cowboys 5

                  Packers 4

                  Patriots 4

                  Giants 4

                  Raiders 3

                  Redskins 3

                  Buccaneers 1

                  Chiefs 1

                  Saints 1

                  Browns

                  Titans

                  Vikings

                  Bills

                  Texans

                  Broncos 3

                  Ravens 2

                  Colts 2

                  Dolphins 2

                  Rams 1

                  Bears 1

                  Seahawks 1

                  Jets 1

                  Falcons

                  Eagles

                  Cardinals

                  Bengals

                  Lions

                  Jaguars

                  Panthers

                  Chargers

                  At least the browns got that going for them!

                  Poor bengals.

                  The Browns have more championships than the Steelers, you dumb fuck.

                  Did you know they were championships before they gave them the name "Super Bowl"?

                  Let's throw out all World Series before playoff series, all Basketball championships before expansion, and any hockey championships by the original 6 while we are at it.

                  Just because the Steelers were fucking awful before 1970 doesnt mean it didn't happen.

                  Z

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                  The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                  Zombo said:

                  The Browns have more championships than the Steelers, you dumb fuck.

                  Did you know they were championships before they gave them the name "Super Bowl"?

                  Let's throw out all World Series before playoff series, all Basketball championships before expansion, and any hockey championships by the original 6 while we are at it.

                  Just because the Steelers were fucking awful before 1970 doesnt mean it didn't happen.

                  Z

                  Right. What he needs to do is to break down his human vs. animal analysis by going back to the beginning in 1920s.

                  But just briefly here is the deal with defunct teams that won titles:

                  Bulldogs and Yellowjackets are "animals"

                  Pros were human.

                  But what about the Providence Steamroller? Was that in reference to the humans that operated a Steamroller, or the machine itself?

                  And how do we categorize machines. Steamroller and Jets are inanimate object, neither human nor animal.

                  Are you all in favor of "Inanimate Object Rights"?

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                    @mjp28 said:

                    I'm afraid even those guys would give the BROWNS a game....well maybe if they kept their switchblades, and they could dance!

                    Now back to the Titans, just what is a titan? ๐Ÿ˜• Well whatever they're favored by 7 Sunday in what might be a low scoring game, but no switchblades. ๐Ÿ™

                    A Titan is a baby tit.
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                    @flyingfooldoug said:

                    A Titan is a baby tit.

                    A Titan is a deity....a God. Perhaps "Super Human"

                    Titan, in Greek religion and mythology, one of 12 primeval deities. The female Titanis also called Titaness. The Titansโ€”six sons and six daughtersโ€”were the children of Uranus and Gaea. They were Kronos, Iapetus, Hyperion, Oceanus, Coeus, Creus, Theia, Rhea, Mnemosyne, Phoebe, Tethys, and Themis.

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                      @flyingfooldoug said:

                      A Titan is a baby tit.

                      A Titan is a deity....a God. Perhaps "Super Human"

                      Titan, in Greek religion and mythology, one of 12 primeval deities. The female Titanis also called Titaness. The Titansโ€”six sons and six daughtersโ€”were the children of Uranus and Gaea. They were Kronos, Iapetus, Hyperion, Oceanus, Coeus, Creus, Theia, Rhea, Mnemosyne, Phoebe, Tethys, and Themis.

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                      flyingfooldougF flyingfooldoug wrote on last edited by
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                      @the-gipper said:

                      A Titan is a deity....a God. Perhaps "Super Human"

                      Titan, in Greek religion and [/size]mythology, one of 12 primeval deities. The female [/size]Titanis also called Titaness. The [/size]Titansโ€”six sons and six daughtersโ€”were the children of Uranus and Gaea. They were Kronos, Iapetus, Hyperion, Oceanus, Coeus, Creus, Theia, Rhea, Mnemosyne, Phoebe, Tethys, and Themis.[/size]

                      That's correct in most places. But in Tennessee, baby tit fits the skoolin .
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                      • The GipperT The Gipper

                        @mjp28 said:

                        I'm afraid even those guys would give the BROWNS a game....well maybe if they kept their switchblades, and they could dance!

                        Now back to the Titans, just what is a titan? ๐Ÿ˜• Well whatever they're favored by 7 Sunday in what might be a low scoring game, but no switchblades. ๐Ÿ™

                        What about a Giant? Is a Giant a human or an animal?

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                        mjp28M mjp28 wrote on last edited by mjp28
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                        @the-gipper said:

                        What about a Giant? Is a Giant a human or an animal?

                        Titan

                        noun (Greek myth)

                        1.any of a family of primordial gods, the sons and daughters of Uranus (sky) and Gaea (earth)

                        2.any of the offspring of the children of Uranus and Gaea

                        That sounds pretty gay I'll go with that one.

                        GO BUCKEYES, BROWNS, INDIANS, CAVS, YSU, NAVY and yes I like ND!
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                        • mjp28M mjp28

                          @the-gipper said:

                          What about a Giant? Is a Giant a human or an animal?

                          Titan

                          noun (Greek myth)

                          1.any of a family of primordial gods, the sons and daughters of Uranus (sky) and Gaea (earth)

                          2.any of the offspring of the children of Uranus and Gaea

                          That sounds pretty gay I'll go with that one.

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                          The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                          @mjp28 said:

                          Titan

                          noun (Greek myth)

                          1.any of a family of primordial gods, the sons and daughters of Uranus (sky) and Gaea (earth)

                          2.any of the offspring of the children of Uranus and Gaea

                          That sounds pretty gay I'll go with that one.

                          Well, I asked about Giants, not Titans. I already gave the definition of Titan.

                          And FYI, when the NY Titans (nka Jets) came into existence and called themselves that..they said it was because "Titans are bigger than Giants".

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                            NY Jets are not animals.

                            But they are men. Well Jets from West Side story were anyway. ๐Ÿ˜›

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                            StinkHoleS StinkHole wrote on last edited by StinkHole
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                            @texasag1969 said:

                            NY Jets are not animals.

                            But they are men. Well Jets from West Side story were anyway. ๐Ÿ˜›

                            I did go on to say said human vs. animal and THING.

                            Also according to Wiki the Chargers name came about when the owner heard "charge" being yelled out by fans at some college game, so its neither. Its a word!

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                              A titan is also a giant.

                              noun. The definition of a Titan is a giant in Greek mythology. An example of a Titan is the character Goliath from the Bible. Titan means a very large or powerful person or thing.

                              titan > synonyms

                              14

                              colossus n.giant, freak, beast

                              6 leviathan n.person, big, giant
                              6 monster n. & adj.giant, big, person
                              5 heavyweight n.
                              4 Goliath n.giant, mammoth, big

                              Therefore Titan would fall under the "man" column.


                              Which was gonna be my next "stump the Gipper question"

                              Which two NFL teams, one in the AFC and one in the NFC have the same nicknames? (by definition)

                              The Titans and the Giants.

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                                @texasag1969 said:

                                NY Jets are not animals.

                                But they are men. Well Jets from West Side story were anyway. ๐Ÿ˜›

                                Right, both Jets and Chargers are not animals. (though a Charger could be I guess) I will have to check on that.

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                                @the-gipper said:

                                Right, both Jets and Chargers are not animals. (though a Charger could be I guess) I will have to check on that.

                                Check no more! A Charger is a MOPAR! And all AN-I-MAL!!! check please!?

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                                  @the-gipper said:

                                  Right, both Jets and Chargers are not animals. (though a Charger could be I guess) I will have to check on that.

                                  Check no more! A Charger is a MOPAR! And all AN-I-MAL!!! check please!?

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                                  @brownsnmopar said:

                                  Check no more! A Charger is a MOPAR! And all AN-I-MAL!!! check please!?

                                  Charger = Blonde with credit cards

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                                    @brownsnmopar said:

                                    Check no more! A Charger is a MOPAR! And all AN-I-MAL!!! check please!?

                                    Charger = Blonde with credit cards

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                                    @flyingfooldoug said:

                                    Charger = Blonde with credit cards

                                    Or just a wife of any hair color from black thru blond to gray. ๐Ÿ˜›

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                                      @the-gipper said:

                                      Right, both Jets and Chargers are not animals. (though a Charger could be I guess) I will have to check on that.

                                      Check no more! A Charger is a MOPAR! And all AN-I-MAL!!! check please!?

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                                      Check no more! A Charger is a MOPAR! And all AN-I-MAL!!! check please!?

                                      OT, Did you know you had a Fantasy Team in Browns Board League 1?

                                      Someone mentioned you hadn't moved your lineup, and upon further review you haven't visited the site since it was renewed.

                                      I shouldn't wake you up, because you're playing me this week, but just wanted to see if you wanted to salvage your team.

                                      You are 1-4, in last place and starting two WRs on IR and a kicker on his bye.

                                      If you're not interested in trying to make something out of the season, the fair thing for me to do is just freeze your team the way it is so that everyone gets the same easy win. Except that guy that somehow lost to you.

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                                        @the-gipper said:

                                        Right, both Jets and Chargers are not animals. (though a Charger could be I guess) I will have to check on that.

                                        Check no more! A Charger is a MOPAR! And all AN-I-MAL!!! check please!?

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                                        @brownsnmopar said:

                                        Check no more! A Charger is a MOPAR! And all AN-I-MAL!!! check please!?

                                        A Charger could be man and animal: as in the Charge of the Light Brigade. There the "Chargers" were both men and horses.

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