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  • One pill makes you larger
    And one pill makes you small
    And the ones that mother gives you
    Don't do anything at all

    Go ask Alice
    When she's ten feet tall
    And if you go chasing rabbits
    And you know you're going to fall

    Tell them a hookah-smoking caterpillar
    Has given you the call
    Call Alice when she was just small
    When the men on the chess board
    Get up and tell you where to go

    And you just had some kind of mushroom
    And your mind is moving low
    Go ask Alice
    I think she'll know

    When logic and proportion
    Have fallen softy dead
    And the white knight is talking backwards
    And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
    Remember what the dormouse said

    Feed your head
    Feed your head


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    @the-gipper said:

    One pill makes you larger

    And one pill makes you small

    And the ones that mother gives you

    Don't do anything at all

    Go ask Alice

    When she's ten feet tall

    And if you go chasing rabbits

    And you know you're going to fall

    Tell them a hookah-smoking caterpillar

    Has given you the call

    Call Alice when she was just small

    When the men on the chess board

    Get up and tell you where to go

    And you just had some kind of mushroom

    And your mind is moving low

    Go ask Alice

    I think she'll know

    When logic and proportion

    Have fallen softy dead

    And the white knight is talking backwards

    And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"

    Remember what the dormouse said

    Feed your head

    Feed your head

    Was I the only one to fire this up on YouTube and read along with the song?

  • Your team isn't a 0-5 team.

    That's as close as I'll come to ever complimenting the browns.

  • Ugh.

  • OP needs to go back and continue the Browns quest on his home set. Might work better.

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  • @the-gipper said:

    One pill makes you larger

    And one pill makes you small

    And the ones that mother gives you

    Don't do anything at all

    Go ask Alice

    When she's ten feet tall

    And if you go chasing rabbits

    And you know you're going to fall

    Tell them a hookah-smoking caterpillar

    Has given you the call

    Call Alice when she was just small

    When the men on the chess board

    Get up and tell you where to go

    And you just had some kind of mushroom

    And your mind is moving low

    Go ask Alice

    I think she'll know

    When logic and proportion

    Have fallen softy dead

    And the white knight is talking backwards

    And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"

    Remember what the dormouse said

    Feed your head

    Feed your head

    Was I the only one to fire this up on YouTube and read along with the song?

    @d-bone said:

    Was I the only one to fire this up on YouTube and read along with the song?

    Grace Slick can probably still sing better than the Browns currently playing football.

  • @d-bone said:

    Was I the only one to fire this up on YouTube and read along with the song?

    Grace Slick can probably still sing better than the Browns currently playing football.

    @hoorta said:

    Grace Slick can probably still sing better than the Browns currently playing football.

    Now that really hurts...

  • As you start to look through the schedule, it begins to get harder and harder to locate a win. Unless a team is totally miserable, random wins pop up all the time, so we're not going to be winless. Actually, one of the Bengal games is starting to look more and more winable, and the Ravens aren't exactly lighting up the league either. The Steelers...well...let's not go there, ok?

    I don't like our odds this week. The tight end position is completely torching us this season (every season?), and the Titans have a very good one in Delanie Walker. Titans are also coming off a big win in which they appeared to play well. If we get our running game back in order, we may have a chance. Well, assuming Cody or Josh is healthy enough to make a go of it. I find myself wanting more Kessler, and drastically hoping that he can be the guy. I maintain that he's a career backup due to his alarming lack of physical prowess, but stranger things have happened. He's got a chance based on his first few games, and we REALLY need Coleman to come back, but that doesn't seem to be possible at this time. Hopefully next week. *sigh*

  • Your team isn't a 0-5 team.

    That's as close as I'll come to ever complimenting the browns.

    @gafreleets said:

    Your team isn't a 0-5 team.

    That's as close as I'll come to ever complimenting the browns.

    Sure, not good right now, but shouldn't be 0-5.......at minimum the liquored up kicker shoulda won that Miami game for us.

  • This injury thing that has happened this year is because we are trying too hard. We are trying so hard in fact that we are playing tense. We are NOT LOOSE and we aren't having any fun. We look scared to make a mistake which incidentally is exactly what leads to our mistakes.

    However, this will accelerate our growth exponentially... eventually. Having the guys gaining experience and moving to different positions and so forth- will make us a much more versatile and more injury resistant in the future.

    This is just a part of it. This is the beginning. Starting from scratch, letting the cream rise to the top. We just need to get loose, have fun, trust our preparation and win the damn game.

    We must win the game. And then the fire will be lit.

  • Coleman, Gordon and Pryor out there at WR is still a very REAL possibility this season.

    If Gordon is healed and his demons expelled, if he's reinstated by the NFL, we should be set at WR for many years. We have Higgins, Louis and Payton learning in the wings. Hawkins is the Veteran leadership while Gordon, Coleman and Pryor YAC it up.

    Gordon is a luxury that we own the rights to. He is our secret weapon, he's our nuke. They don't want us to use him. He's suppressed right now, maybe it's depressed, idk but we need him back.

    Coleman should be okay and in great running shape when he returns. Also, allowing Pryor to stay focused at WR will pay off once we solved this QB situation with Hogan and Kessler.

    All Aboard; Good times ahead.

  • Coleman, Gordon and Pryor out there at WR is still a very REAL possibility this season.

    If Gordon is healed and his demons expelled, if he's reinstated by the NFL, we should be set at WR for many years. We have Higgins, Louis and Payton learning in the wings. Hawkins is the Veteran leadership while Gordon, Coleman and Pryor YAC it up.

    Gordon is a luxury that we own the rights to. He is our secret weapon, he's our nuke. They don't want us to use him. He's suppressed right now, maybe it's depressed, idk but we need him back.

    Coleman should be okay and in great running shape when he returns. Also, allowing Pryor to stay focused at WR will pay off once we solved this QB situation with Hogan and Kessler.

    All Aboard; Good times ahead.

    @poeticg said:

    Coleman, Gordon and Pryor out there at WR is still a very REAL possibility this season.

    If Gordon is healed and his demons expelled, if he's reinstated by the NFL, we should be set at WR for many years. We have Higgins, Louis and Payton learning in the wings. Hawkins is the Veteran leadership while Gordon, Coleman and Pryor YAC it up.

    Gordon is a luxury that we own the rights to. He is our secret weapon, he's our nuke. They don't want us to use him. He's suppressed right now, maybe it's depressed, idk but we need him back.

    Dude, lol................. I know in your mind Gordon is riding on the back of Trent and they're both giggling widely as Trent gallops around the forest chasing Johnny, all while chocolate covered candy canes rain down from the sky........... but I think you should know a little secret.......

    ...... Josh Gordon will never step foot on the field again wearing a Browns uniform, unless of course he gets all high and jumps down from the stadium seats and runs onto the field during a game wearing nothing but his helmet........ Oh man, did I just put an unconscious thought into your conscious mind? Sweet dreams tonight PoG!!

  • You're a sick fucker... who likes chocolate covered candy canes? Try sour gummi-worms next time, loser.

    LOL 😛

  • Coleman, Gordon and Pryor out there at WR is still a very REAL possibility this season.

    If Gordon is healed and his demons expelled, if he's reinstated by the NFL, we should be set at WR for many years. We have Higgins, Louis and Payton learning in the wings. Hawkins is the Veteran leadership while Gordon, Coleman and Pryor YAC it up.

    Gordon is a luxury that we own the rights to. He is our secret weapon, he's our nuke. They don't want us to use him. He's suppressed right now, maybe it's depressed, idk but we need him back.

    Coleman should be okay and in great running shape when he returns. Also, allowing Pryor to stay focused at WR will pay off once we solved this QB situation with Hogan and Kessler.

    All Aboard; Good times ahead.

    @poeticg said:

    Coleman, Gordon and Pryor out there at WR is still a very REAL possibility this season.

    If Gordon is healed and his demons expelled, if he's reinstated by the NFL, we should be set at WR for many years. We have Higgins, Louis and Payton learning in the wings. Hawkins is the Veteran leadership while Gordon, Coleman and Pryor YAC it up.

    Gordon is a luxury that we own the rights to. He is our secret weapon, he's our nuke. They don't want us to use him. He's suppressed right now, maybe it's depressed, idk but we need him back.

    Coleman should be okay and in great running shape when he returns. Also, allowing Pryor to stay focused at WR will pay off once we solved this QB situation with Hogan and Kessler.

    All Aboard; Good times ahead.

    Have another toke.

  • That was just in jest DBone, you're an alright dude. 😉

    Josh Gordon will be back. Trent did good for us his rookie year and got us another first round pick if I remember. Richardson was a good pick. Johnny Manziel was only on my good side because he was a Brown. He threw it all away, shamefully.

  • You kept telling us that Trent would be back too. How'd that work out?

    Josh Gordon will NEVER play another down of football for the Cleveland Browns. Time to move on from him dude...let it go. Get yourself a Pryor picture to jack off to going forward because Josh will not play for this team. He's been given more chances that most deserve and only because he's stupid talented. Problem is...he's just stupid.

  • Maybe call Miss Clio to get it straight. But damned if she didn't up and die. And she never saw it coming. Go figure...lol

  • That was just in jest DBone, you're an alright dude. 😉

    Josh Gordon will be back. Trent did good for us his rookie year and got us another first round pick if I remember. Richardson was a good pick. Johnny Manziel was only on my good side because he was a Brown. He threw it all away, shamefully.

    @poeticg said:

    That was just in jest DBone, you're an alright dude. 😉

    I got ya Po!

  • Coleman, Gordon and Pryor out there at WR is still a very REAL possibility this season.

    If Gordon is healed and his demons expelled, if he's reinstated by the NFL, we should be set at WR for many years. We have Higgins, Louis and Payton learning in the wings. Hawkins is the Veteran leadership while Gordon, Coleman and Pryor YAC it up.

    Gordon is a luxury that we own the rights to. He is our secret weapon, he's our nuke. They don't want us to use him. He's suppressed right now, maybe it's depressed, idk but we need him back.

    Coleman should be okay and in great running shape when he returns. Also, allowing Pryor to stay focused at WR will pay off once we solved this QB situation with Hogan and Kessler.

    All Aboard; Good times ahead.

    @poeticg said:

    Coleman, Gordon and Pryor out there at WR is still a very REAL possibility this season.If Gordon is 2healed and his demons expelled, if he's reinstated by the NFL, we should be set at WR for many years. We have Higgins, Louis and Payton learning in the wings. Hawkins is the Veteran leadership while Gordon, Coleman and Pryor YAC it up.Gordon is a luxury that we own the rights to. He is our secret weapon, he's our nuke. They don't want us to use him. He's suppressed right now, maybe it's depressed, idk but we need him back.Coleman should be okay and in great running shape when he returns. Also, allowing Pryor to stay focused at WR will pay off once we solved this QB situation with Hogan and Kessler.All Aboard; Good times ahead.

    Po, others have said it first. You need to let Josh go. Even if in the unlikely event he gets reinstated, the Browns will trade him to the first taker for a six pack of Busch Lite.

  • I want to see Scooby Wright III out there on Sundays. He could be the difference maker that we need. Yeah, he's raw and I'm glad we still have him on the practice squad but I think that he's a gamechanger. He hits hard, causes fumbles and has tremendous instincts and a high motor.

    It's not like having him out there has cost us any wins. What's the worst that could happen. Put him in and let him earn experience.

  • PoG you're a bad muther fucker.no shit