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  • OrionO Orion

    @tour2ma said:

    Nor would you have to tell the players. Play calls on both sides of the ball are more than enough to tank a game in a half.

    ...kinda' like just before the half against Cincy.

    Don't go for the 1st down or FG from their 38 and let the clock run until you get 5 yard delay penalty. Then after Cincy runs their 1st play, call time out for them...

    @orion said:

    ...kinda' like just before the half against Cincy.

    Don't go for the 1st down or FG from their 38 and let the clock run until you get 5 yard delay penalty. Then after Cincy runs their 1st play, call time out for them...

    Forgot about that one.. Good call. Also when we went for 2 first against Tennessee

    So many head scratching calls it's either Hue Jackson is an idiot, or there's something going on behind the scenes

    flyingfooldougF 1 Reply

  • Sounds feasible to me. Brilliant too. Go Browns!

  • ......and Am the real Gumby damn it & uuuuugggghhhhh..NO. make this co-worker bitch your coffee fetcher come Monday morning...You Can Do It!!

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  • LogicIsForSquaresL LogicIsForSquares

    @d-bone said:

    .............. and then the coaches got 53 men to go along with their plan, and they all helped "blow the game"? Pretty damn impressive as I can't keep even 2 of my friends from keeping a secret, much less 51 more.

    I heard that aliens used the Men In Black Flashy Thingie to wipe the player's and coach's memories..... Yea, that's what I heard.

    This. All conspiracy theories shit the bed once you realize how many people would have to be involved for it to work and for it to stay a secret.

    @logicisforsquares said:

    This. All conspiracy theories shit the bed once you realize how many people would have to be involved for it to work and for it to stay a secret.

    There's logic. Ever hear of the Manhattan Project?

  • BereanB Berean

    @logicisforsquares said:

    This. All conspiracy theories shit the bed once you realize how many people would have to be involved for it to work and for it to stay a secret.

    There's logic. Ever hear of the Manhattan Project?

    @berean said:

    There's logic. Ever hear of the Manhattan Project?

    Holding potential treason charges over someone's head is a bit more leverage than what would happen if someone would let the cat out of the bag about a football team tanking. Also, they didn't have the internet and social media in the 1940s.

  • This is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read on this forum which is a dubious record to hold. Seriously, congratulations because the bar was so low I never thought it could go lower. You officially crossed the dumb fuck threshold and I guess should wear it with pride.

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  • jrb12711J jrb12711

    This is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read on this forum which is a dubious record to hold. Seriously, congratulations because the bar was so low I never thought it could go lower. You officially crossed the dumb fuck threshold and I guess should wear it with pride.

    @jrb12711 said:

    This is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read on this forum which is a dubious record to hold. Seriously, congratulations because the bar was so low I never thought it could go lower. You officially crossed the dumb fuck threshold and I guess should wear it with pride.

    Haven't you said this before?

    lmao...

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  • Tour2maT Tour2ma

    @jrb12711 said:

    This is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read on this forum which is a dubious record to hold. Seriously, congratulations because the bar was so low I never thought it could go lower. You officially crossed the dumb fuck threshold and I guess should wear it with pride.

    Haven't you said this before?

    lmao...

    @tour2ma said:

    Haven't you said this before?

    lmao...

    I'm pretty sure you are right. Here jrb12711. Send these out instead. http://www.random-badge-emporium.com/dumbfuck-button-badge---choice-of-sizes---rude-funny-adult-swear-profanity-677139-p.asp

  • A Adoug319

    @orion said:

    ...kinda' like just before the half against Cincy.

    Don't go for the 1st down or FG from their 38 and let the clock run until you get 5 yard delay penalty. Then after Cincy runs their 1st play, call time out for them...

    Forgot about that one.. Good call. Also when we went for 2 first against Tennessee

    So many head scratching calls it's either Hue Jackson is an idiot, or there's something going on behind the scenes

    @adoug319 said:

    Forgot about that one.. Good call. Also when we went for 2 first against Tennessee

    So many head scratching calls it's either Hue Jackson is an idiot, or there's something going on behind the scenes

    I'm going with the idiot part. I have not seen one thing that yells out "Genius"
  • flyingfooldougF flyingfooldoug

    @adoug319 said:

    Forgot about that one.. Good call. Also when we went for 2 first against Tennessee

    So many head scratching calls it's either Hue Jackson is an idiot, or there's something going on behind the scenes

    I'm going with the idiot part. I have not seen one thing that yells out "Genius"

    @flyingfooldoug said:

    I'm going with the idiot part. I have not seen one thing that yells out "Genius"

    What anyone deems genius is purely subjective, anyways.

    I would argue that mixing Kevin Hogan with the read option into the game plan vs. the Bengals was genius.. they were not prepared for it at all, and had Kessler stayed healthy, we had a chance in that game

  • I think we've seen enough to put away the "genius" talk.....not saying Hue is a bad coach, but he's no offensive genius either.....

    If he was such an offensive genius, why was he an Asst DB coach in Cinci, then Asst ST coach, then Asst RB coach and, then, only got promoted to OC after Gruden left....??

    How often do NFL teams use offensive genius / QB gurus to coach DBs' and ST's?......(answer?....never)

  • I really don't know why the Browns would tank, do they want to be the first team in NFL history to select 2 top 10 busts in the same year?

  • This isn't the movie Major League or The Natural. The Browns are going 0-16 because of their last three drafts! We still need a quarterback and we need the first pick!

    DAMN THE TORPEDOES! FULL SPEED AHEAD!

  • Like the Browns have to tank to lose.

  • Canton DawgC Canton Dawg

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    We'll get the first pick and trade it for a shit load of 2nd and 3rd rounders...........

    This scenario is what I fear the most.

    @canton-dawg said:

    This scenario is what I fear the most.

    I agree. We don't need any more picks. We need players.

    Here's an idea....how about trading some of those picks to move up?

    Screw trading down.

    If everybody had like minds, we would never learn.
    OrionO hoortaH 2 Replies

  • I wish someone would Men In Black Flashy Thingie me, and tell me I was never a Browns fan and have never even liked the NFL.

  • ballpeenB ballpeen

    @canton-dawg said:

    This scenario is what I fear the most.

    I agree. We don't need any more picks. We need players.

    Here's an idea....how about trading some of those picks to move up?

    Screw trading down.

    @ballpeen said:

    I agree. We don't need any more picks. We need players.

    Here's an idea....how about trading some of those picks to move up?

    Screw trading down.

    Do you mean so we can get 'better' players instead of backups and special teamers?

    Blasphemy!

    ...how are you ballpeen? It's me, aka VetteDawg...

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    ballpeenB 1 Reply

  • Not to change the topic but are any of you watching the Raiders/Broncos? Raiders punter just pinned them down inside the 5 and was celebrating "ridein the Pony" and no flag at all. I am still pissed about the bullshit call on Pryor for throwing the ball to the ref and the no good worthless cocksucker pos called it taunting. I hope he dies in a single car accident BLAH. 🙂

  • And yes Ballpeen!!! I haven't seen you in a bit, How you doing?

  • ballpeenB ballpeen

    @canton-dawg said:

    This scenario is what I fear the most.

    I agree. We don't need any more picks. We need players.

    Here's an idea....how about trading some of those picks to move up?

    Screw trading down.

    @ballpeen said:

    I agree. We don't need any more picks. We need players.

    Here's an idea....how about trading some of those picks to move up?

    Screw trading down.

    @medicineman said:

    And yes Ballpeen!!! I haven't seen you in a bit, How you doing?

    Agreed- 'Peen- missed seeing you at the Tailgate today, and sorry about those 'Gators.

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