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  • bbedwardB bbedward

    Grizzly...bigger, stronger. One swipe and the gorilla would be dead.

    But if the gorilla was strapped with an AR-15...

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    @bbedward said:

    Grizzly...bigger, stronger. One swipe and the gorilla would be dead.

    But if the gorilla was strapped with an AR-15...

    But seriously even a chimp can rip someone apart. Plus a gorilla can pick up something and hit or throw at the bear. Tough fight I bet too bad we can't put it together and find out.
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      bbedwardB bbedward wrote on last edited by
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      Gorilla's aren't really fighters, they just hang out and eat leaves.

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        I don't think there's a animal that could beat a bear or gorilla. Maybe a lion.

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        • bbedwardB bbedward

          Gorilla's aren't really fighters, they just hang out and eat leaves.

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          @bbedward said:

          Gorilla's aren't really fighters, they just hang out and eat leaves.

          Yes they are. Very territorial.
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            P Pumpkin Eater wrote on last edited by
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            A grizzly bear would win

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              A grizzly bear would win

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              @pumpkin-eater said:

              A grizzly bear would win

              I don't know a smart gorilla might tire the bear out.
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                Gorilla is more versatile. Crazy strong, more brainpower.possible to use surroundings to its advantage. Still enormous incisors. Im gonna go against the grain and say gorilla. I wouldn't want to be in the middle of it.

                Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...
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                  Gorilla is more versatile. Crazy strong, more brainpower.possible to use surroundings to its advantage. Still enormous incisors. Im gonna go against the grain and say gorilla. I wouldn't want to be in the middle of it.

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                  @the-cysko-kid said:

                  Gorilla is more versatile. Crazy strong, more brainpower.possible to use surroundings to its advantage. Still enormous incisors. Im gonna go against the grain and say gorilla. I wouldn't want to be in the middle of it.

                  Me too. The silverback is a bad mo FO. The bear if a female guarding the cub might be a different story. I wish we could see it but the world is to too correct.
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                    @the-cysko-kid said:

                    Gorilla is more versatile. Crazy strong, more brainpower.possible to use surroundings to its advantage. Still enormous incisors. Im gonna go against the grain and say gorilla. I wouldn't want to be in the middle of it.

                    Me too. The silverback is a bad mo FO. The bear if a female guarding the cub might be a different story. I wish we could see it but the world is to too correct.
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                    bbedwardB bbedward wrote on last edited by
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                    @one-post said:

                    Me too. The silverback is a bad mo FO. The bear if a female guarding the cub might be a different story. I wish we could see it but the world is to too correct.

                    You could be the Michael Vick of Gorilla and Bear fights.

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                      @one-post said:

                      Me too. The silverback is a bad mo FO. The bear if a female guarding the cub might be a different story. I wish we could see it but the world is to too correct.

                      You could be the Michael Vick of Gorilla and Bear fights.

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                      @bbedward said:

                      You could be the Michael Vick of Gorilla and Bear fights.

                      Oh that's just too hardcore. How about a good idea for a video game?
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                        DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
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                        Tiger would fuck them both up. Also a Polar bear.

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                          I don't think there's a animal that could beat a bear or gorilla. Maybe a lion.

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                          mjp28M mjp28 wrote on last edited by
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                          "One said:

                          I don't think there's a animal that could beat a bear or gorilla. Maybe a lion.

                          Man.

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                            "One said:

                            I don't think there's a animal that could beat a bear or gorilla. Maybe a lion.

                            Man.

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                            @mjp28 said:

                            Man.

                            Not an unarmed man.
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                              DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
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                              Dude, I could kick a polar bears ass bare handed.

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                                Dude, I could kick a polar bears ass bare handed.

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                                @diehardbrownsfan said:

                                Dude, I could kick a polar bears ass bare handed.

                                You'd lick a polar bears ass?
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                                  @mjp28 said:

                                  Man.

                                  Not an unarmed man.
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                                  mjp28M mjp28 wrote on last edited by
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                                  "One said:

                                  Not an unarmed man.

                                  What real man is ever unarmed? 😉

                                  Meanwhile if an unarmed anti-gun tree hugger is out with their cameras to get a closer look at gorillas or grizzlies.....oh well.

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                                    "One said:

                                    Not an unarmed man.

                                    What real man is ever unarmed? 😉

                                    Meanwhile if an unarmed anti-gun tree hugger is out with their cameras to get a closer look at gorillas or grizzlies.....oh well.

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                                    @mjp28 said:

                                    What real man is ever unarmed? 😉

                                    Meanwhile if an unarmed anti-gun tree hugger is out with their cameras to get a closer look at gorillas or grizzlies.....oh well.

                                    Grizzly man. Stupid hippie that thought he knew bears until he was eaten alive by them.

                                    Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...
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                                      P Pumpkin Eater wrote on last edited by
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                                      Chuck Norris would win.

                                      :neutral_face:
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