Calfox's Earliest? Most Ultra-STUPIDendous 3 round draft

calfoxwc

FIRST ROUND

1. Mitch Trubisky

He is the most dramatic impact player for this football team.

Fix the offensive line later, of course. We have to fix the

secondary next. . the secondary needs

serious help. Kessler doesn't have the arm to be a starter. Mitch has "IT".

2. Marshawn Lattimore, cb

Why? The Browns pass defense doesn't work well. Even a great

pass rush is hopeless when the opposing qb has an open receiver in a NY second.

Boddy's only 5'9", Jamar is good, not great. Joe Haden will coach him up.

SECOND ROUND

3. Solomon Thomas, edge rusher/OLB asskicker, versatile, explosive

impossible to block. My opinion, extremely more cost-effective than Garrett.

4. Desmond King, cb.

Because he will move to free safety. Brilliant move by the Browns.

THIRD ROUND

5. Talor Moton, G/OT 6'5", 326

Played RT and ROG. This kid could start. He may go in the second round....

jcam222

You think Thomas is there in the 2nd?

calfoxwc

just a guess. he's listed as sixth a few places as an edge rusher..

maybe falls because he's 6'3", not 6'5" etc. Walter has him 7th,

SI has him 5th ranked...

could happen. maybe.

Harry Buffalo

Is Boddy really only 5'9? He seemed much taller than that.

calfoxwc

yep. http://www.nfl.com/draft/2016/profiles/briean-boddy-calhoun?id=2555172

wargograw

This is the most disappointing first round for the Browns I've seen mocked so far.

The Gipper

@wargograw said:
This is the most disappointing first round for the Browns I've seen mocked so far.

Or, perhaps, the best.

calfoxwc

most disappointing how? I only did three rounds. There are safeties and olinemen

to be had later on.... ya have to figure who won't be there maybe.

Although, maybe Thomas will be long gone by second round.... I really am impressed with

my Moton pick....

The Gipper

@calfoxwc said:

most disappointing how? I only did three rounds. There are safeties and olinemen

to be had later on.... ya have to figure who won't be there maybe.

Although, maybe Thomas will be long gone by second round.... I really am impressed with

my Moton pick....

I like your draft Cal. You know, you are not all bad.

TexasAg1969

Thomas has moved up to #9 overall now on at least two draft sites, 2nd only to Garrett as a pass rusher in both. He will not be there 2nd round.

The Gipper

@texasag1969 said:
Thomas has moved up to #9 overall now on at least two draft sites, 2nd only to Garrett as a pass rusher in both. He will not be there 2nd round.

I think CBS had him as high as #3.

calfoxwc

@the-gipper said:
I like your draft Cal. You know, you are not all bad.

"....for being a full of crap comedian conservative who never played sports..."

you forgot that part.... but Thanks.

The Gipper

@calfoxwc said:

"....for being a full of crap comedian conservative who never played sports..."

you forgot that part.... but Thanks.

I didn't know you were a comedian, or a conservative.

calfoxwc

Well, I'm glad you knew about the "full of crap" and "never played sports part". Those

are far more important to know.

The Gipper

@calfoxwc said:

Well, I'm glad you knew about the "full of crap" and "never played sports part". Those

are far more important to know.

Milk of Magnesia can help the former....and perhaps you can join a 50+ rec league team....then you can say you played.

calfoxwc

speaking of being full of crap, I went and fixed by draft, and added the fourth round.

1A. Trubisky, of course. fixed qb position

1B. Solomon, Edge kickass player fixed pass rush, defensive line rotation

2A. Desmond King, Free safety fixed free safety position

2B. Taylor Moton, OT/OG fixed offensive line right side gotta have this kid

3. Tyler Orlosky, C/OG fixed center position, depth at og

4.Fabian Moreau, CB very deep draft at cb's. This kid is very, very fast, and a terrific cover corner, and not short. coach him up.