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  • Couldn't resist?

  • Is "soccer" gay? Is this a trick question? 😆

    Soccer, recess for big kids.

  • The point of my post above is that I think it is unjustifiable for the NFL to cede those markets mentioned above to the "gay" sport.

    Of the 25 largest metropolitan areas in the USA, the NFL is absent from 6 of them.

    After proposed expansion, the MLS will be absent only from at most 2-3, including Cleveland

  • Yea soccer's pretty gay

  • I raise the glass of Laphroaig I'm drinking right now to them. Cheers!

    @deputydawg said:

    I raise the glass of Laphroaig I'm drinking right now to them. Cheers!

    Good stuff, I have a bottle of Lagavulin here.

    WSS

  • Yes:

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  • At least the soccer players aren't rolling around on th floor in their underwear like UFC guys

  • The ignorant lead the charge yet again

    Let soccer grow while baseball dies

  • Right. In your dreams.

  • The ignorant lead the charge yet again

    Let soccer grow while baseball dies

    @mld-woody said:

    The ignorant lead the charge yet again

    Let soccer grow while baseball dies

    Seriously? Have you been paying any attention at all? Baseball had perhaps its finest moment in decades just now. It had basically unprecedented ratings. It had record attendance. It had 5 million people show up for a victory parade.

    Do you think 5 million people would have shown up for a soccer team championship parade?

    Soccer is growing.

    I am the one that pointed out that soccer could/should perhaps fill the void in places that the NFL is abandoning/ignoring....like San Diego, East Bay, San Antonio, St. Louis, etc.

    But beyond that, your statement is what is ignorant.

  • The ignorant lead the charge yet again

    Let soccer grow while baseball dies

    @mld-woody said:

    The ignorant lead the charge yet again

    Let soccer grow while baseball dies

    MLB Baseball and even NFL football has had issues with TV viewership and Gameday attendance particularly with the younger groups in particular the Millenials who have around a 10 second attention span and go crazy while the teams go into the dugout between innings or the pitcher shakes off a pitch. 😆

    Plus they can't manage at all unless they have their cell phone to take selfies and text talk to someone....maybe try a pacifier? All not great for selling tickets.

    However there has been some improvement in MLB attendance as of late but we'll have to see if that continues.

    Oh and why are more kids going into "soccer".... mommy won't let them play football. 😉

  • @mld-woody said:

    The ignorant lead the charge yet again

    Let soccer grow while baseball dies

    MLB Baseball and even NFL football has had issues with TV viewership and Gameday attendance particularly with the younger groups in particular the Millenials who have around a 10 second attention span and go crazy while the teams go into the dugout between innings or the pitcher shakes off a pitch. 😆

    Plus they can't manage at all unless they have their cell phone to take selfies and text talk to someone....maybe try a pacifier? All not great for selling tickets.

    However there has been some improvement in MLB attendance as of late but we'll have to see if that continues.

    Oh and why are more kids going into "soccer".... mommy won't let them play football. 😉

    @mjp28 said:

    MLB Baseball and even NFL football has had issues with TV viewership and Gameday attendance particularly with the younger groups in particular the Millenials who have around a 10 second attention span and go crazy while the teams go into the dugout between innings or the pitcher shakes off a pitch. 😆

    Plus they have can't manage at all unless they have their cell phone to take selfies and text talk to someone....maybe try a pacifier? All not great for selling tickets.

    However there has been some improvement in MLB attendance as of late but we'll have to see if that continues.

    Oh and why are more kids going into "soccer".... mommy won't let them play football. 😉

    It's a Progressive liberal plot been going on for awhile to make us more like the European fags.

  • @mjp28 said:

    MLB Baseball and even NFL football has had issues with TV viewership and Gameday attendance particularly with the younger groups in particular the Millenials who have around a 10 second attention span and go crazy while the teams go into the dugout between innings or the pitcher shakes off a pitch. 😆

    Plus they have can't manage at all unless they have their cell phone to take selfies and text talk to someone....maybe try a pacifier? All not great for selling tickets.

    However there has been some improvement in MLB attendance as of late but we'll have to see if that continues.

    Oh and why are more kids going into "soccer".... mommy won't let them play football. 😉

    It's a Progressive liberal plot been going on for awhile to make us more like the European fags.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    It's a Progressive liberal plot been going on for awhile to make us more like the European fags.

    From what I've heard our macho manly AMERICAN FOOTBALL has been making some headway into European and other markets and not just US GIs and American tourists.

    ....maybe an ounce or two of hope for them afterall? Maybe.

  • @diehardbrownsfan said:

    It's a Progressive liberal plot been going on for awhile to make us more like the European fags.

    From what I've heard our macho manly AMERICAN FOOTBALL has been making some headway into European and other markets and not just US GIs and American tourists.

    ....maybe an ounce or two of hope for them afterall? Maybe.

    @mjp28 said:

    From what I've heard our macho manly AMERICAN FOOTBALL has been making some headway into European and other markets and not just US GIs and American tourists.

    ....maybe an ounce or two of hope for them afterall? Maybe.

    It has, but largely watching, rather than playing. I have really struggled to find anywhere to actually play that isn't at least 90 minutes away and I don't have a car, and I think it's much worse for kids age groups. Finding one team would be tough, let alone enough in the same area to have regular games.

    Soccer of course appeals to over protective parents who don't want their kids playing "rough" sports and I'm pretty sure rugby suffers from the same thing here to some degree.

  • @mjp28 said:

    MLB Baseball and even NFL football has had issues with TV viewership and Gameday attendance particularly with the younger groups in particular the Millenials who have around a 10 second attention span and go crazy while the teams go into the dugout between innings or the pitcher shakes off a pitch. 😆

    Plus they have can't manage at all unless they have their cell phone to take selfies and text talk to someone....maybe try a pacifier? All not great for selling tickets.

    However there has been some improvement in MLB attendance as of late but we'll have to see if that continues.

    Oh and why are more kids going into "soccer".... mommy won't let them play football. 😉

    It's a Progressive liberal plot been going on for awhile to make us more like the European fags.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    It's a Progressive liberal plot been going on for awhile to make us more like the European fags.

    Which is it, a progressive plot, or a liberal plot.

    (I can think of a plot that would be best for you).

  • @mjp28 said:

    From what I've heard our macho manly AMERICAN FOOTBALL has been making some headway into European and other markets and not just US GIs and American tourists.

    ....maybe an ounce or two of hope for them afterall? Maybe.

    It has, but largely watching, rather than playing. I have really struggled to find anywhere to actually play that isn't at least 90 minutes away and I don't have a car, and I think it's much worse for kids age groups. Finding one team would be tough, let alone enough in the same area to have regular games.

    Soccer of course appeals to over protective parents who don't want their kids playing "rough" sports and I'm pretty sure rugby suffers from the same thing here to some degree.

    @gftchris said:

    It has, but largely watching, rather than playing. I have really struggled to find anywhere to actually play that isn't at least 90 minutes away and I don't have a car, and I think it's much worse for kids age groups. Finding one team would be tough, let alone enough in the same area to have regular games.

    Soccer of course appeals to over protective parents who don't want their kids playing "rough" sports and I'm pretty sure rugby suffers from the same thing here to some degree.

    The only thing is the way I understand it, more kids actually suffer concussions from soccer than they do from football. (though other injuries....like knee injuries may not occur as much). I am not sure how accurate this is, but I have heard this.

    http://www.livestrong.com/article/406750-do-you-get-hurt-more-in-soccer-or-football/

    http://www.newsleader.com/story/sports/2015/06/25/concussions-soccer-football-wrestling/29268651/

  • @diehardbrownsfan said:

    It's a Progressive liberal plot been going on for awhile to make us more like the European fags.

    Which is it, a progressive plot, or a liberal plot.

    (I can think of a plot that would be best for you).

    @the-gipper said:

    Which is it, a progressive plot, or a liberal plot.

    (I can think of a plot that would be best for you).

    I'll bet you can you old sly dog.

  • @gftchris said:

    It has, but largely watching, rather than playing. I have really struggled to find anywhere to actually play that isn't at least 90 minutes away and I don't have a car, and I think it's much worse for kids age groups. Finding one team would be tough, let alone enough in the same area to have regular games.

    Soccer of course appeals to over protective parents who don't want their kids playing "rough" sports and I'm pretty sure rugby suffers from the same thing here to some degree.

    The only thing is the way I understand it, more kids actually suffer concussions from soccer than they do from football. (though other injuries....like knee injuries may not occur as much). I am not sure how accurate this is, but I have heard this.

    http://www.livestrong.com/article/406750-do-you-get-hurt-more-in-soccer-or-football/

    http://www.newsleader.com/story/sports/2015/06/25/concussions-soccer-football-wrestling/29268651/

    @the-gipper said:

    The only thing is the way I understand it, more kids actually suffer concussions from soccer than they do from football. (though other injuries....like knee injuries may not occur as much). I am not sure how accurate this is, but I have heard this.

    http://www.livestrong.com/article/406750-do-you-get-hurt-more-in-soccer-or-football/

    http://www.newsleader.com/story/sports/2015/06/25/concussions-soccer-football-wrestling/29268651/

    Soccer the secret hidden head trama menace!! 😮 (d'uh, you hit de' ball with your melon, what a stupid boring game Zzzzzzooooo )

    And SHOCKER NCAA and NFL football is now safer than it's been in many decades....well after dragging the NFL into court with a drop dead unwinnable case from their end and the deceased's brain samples to prove it....they settled and enacted the best concussion protocols ever with big fines and ejections to boot!

    Result tackling and hitting is done way more correctly than it was when I played full uniform tackle football in the 5th grade. (ok it was flag but it was full tackle in pick up games)

    Now try to get mom to agree with this. 😕

  • Oh one note, the RBs are kind of on an island running up the middle you can kill them if you want.

    Think Ezekiel talked strange at OSU well just wait a few years, unfortunately. (BUT again he was great this year on my FL. 😉 )

  • @ghoolie said:

    100% Homo Activity.

    And I see you were anxious to participate!