Camp Garrett

hoorta

Zombo said:

This homo wants to play in Dallas:

http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=18661161&ex_cid=espnfb&sf55677905=1

Beat me to it Z. http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2017/02/myles_garrett_pleads_with_the.html#incart_river_index

Zombo said:

I like that he has a personality, and I find it normal that we wants to play for his favorite team ... But the clingy Texas thing worries me (Johnny hangover perhaps) and he kinda called out Cleveland while praying for Dallas ... Just not a good look from the perspective of a Browns fan.

In the end, probably won't matter, will still take him #1.

Zombo

After that shit, really? Gone after rookie contract.

@diehardbrownsfan said:
Fuck Garrett. We don't need him.

We want guys who want to be here.

@texasag1969 said:

It's pretty obvious he has no idea how value of picks works to move up that far. Dallas would have to give away most of their draft this year and next to jump that far.

Make that ALL of them AG. @ #28, the next two Cowboys drafts are worth 2376 points- as opposed to 3,000- not enough. Toss in Zeke Elliot, and we can talk.

wargograw

@7moses7 said:

pretty obvious he may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer , makes you wonder if he is smart enough to play in the nfl

Yeah NFL rosters practically rival Mensa.

wargograw

@clevfan4life said:
I am irritated with him though that he thinks glass jaw romo and a couple meaningless picks are gonna be enough for the right to either draft him or allen.

Most people don't know jack about the NFL. Even fans.

hoorta

@wargograw said:
Most people don't know jack about the NFL. Even fans.

Apparently Garrett is clueless about how much moving from #28 to #1 costs. It's never going to happen in the real world. I would bet the ranch the Browns aren't trading out of the top 10.

gftChris

I'm pretty sure he's saying it firmly tongue in cheek.

Kennel Club

Simples, pick Trubisky with #1 and BPA for the rest of the draft!

Kennel Club

I'm not so sure.

gftChris

Ghoolie with the inside scoop, only a day after it was first posted.

kamac19

@ghoolie said:

OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING EVER IN BROWNS HISTORY.

So Ghoulie, what would be your move if if you were the GM after that video coming out and player basically not wanting to come to Cleveland ?, would you still Draft him in the knowledge your likely only gonna have him for 4 years until his rookie contract runs out and he goes elsewhere.

Lets hear the all knowledgeable Ghoulie's thoughts on who the Browns should draft at #1 and #12.

TexasAg1969

Besides what many missed in the article was this little tidbit, "Besides, Garrett told Houston's Fox 26 on Thursday that he'd be fine playing for the Browns."

He needs Kellyanne Conway to speak for him.

darren15

He needs Kellyanne Conway to speak for him.

Then he will be convincing everyone he went to college at Bowling Green

LogicIsForSquares

So far, he doesn't want to play in cold weather and has made a video pleading to have Dallas trade for him. A week before the draft, Garrett will just make a video of himself crying with no explanation.

Allen looks better by the day.

Tour2ma

POP QUIZ: Where was Myles born? Since it's a three-city metroplex in North-Central Texas, you can have three guesses.

If any of us had ever been fortunate enough to be considered for the NFL, where would we want to play? Cleveland...

Where would we play? Anywhere that signed us, let alone drafted us, let alone drafted us #1 overall...

Osiris

@darren15 said:

He needs Kellyanne Conway to speak for him.

Then he will be convincing everyone he went to college at Bowling Green

Maybe the Browns need to employ Conway's services. "With the first pick of the 2017 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Cowboys select Myles Garrett, defensive end, Texas A&M."

Conway to Garrett: " Cleveland enjoys tropical weather all year long."

gftChris

@osiris said:

Maybe the Browns need to employ Conway's services. "With the first pick of the 2017 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Cowboys select Myles Garrett, defensive end, Texas A&M."

Conway to Garrett: " Cleveland enjoys tropical weather all year long."

I had a whole thing. I was halfway through. But this is the football section! So I'll pass.

gftChris

Except to say, there is a Dallas in Ohio...

wargograw

I'd like to let it be known Garrett needs to shut his mouth. I'm kinda with Zombo (before he took it all back). It's homo. It's a bad look. Shut up already.

That said, if we wanna take him, we better take him.

wargograw

@hoorta said:

Apparently Garrett is clueless about how much moving from #28 to #1 costs. It's never going to happen in the real world. I would bet the ranch the Browns aren't trading out of the top 10.

The Cowboys entire draft is worth 1,181.2 points, I believe. Our #1 pick is worth 3,000.

gftChris

@wargograw said:

The Cowboys entire draft is worth 1,181.2 points, I believe. Our #1 pick is worth 3,000.

I'd take their entire draft, plus their OL and Elliott. I'd throw in Crowell.

BaconHound

@tour2ma said:

POP QUIZ: Where was Myles born? Since it's a three-city metroplex in North-Central Texas, you can have three guesses.

If any of us had ever been fortunate enough to be considered for the NFL, where would we want to play? Cleveland...

Where would we play? Anywhere that signed us, let alone drafted us, let alone drafted us #1 overall...

Seattle would be my choice and as much as I love the Browns they'd be dead last.