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Perfect Nickname for the Browns Defensive Line

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  • Ogbah

    Garrett

    R??????

    E??????

    Work a couple trades and maybe I can get on board... but I doubt it....

    @tour2ma said:

    Ogbah

    Garrett

    R??????

    E??????

    Work a couple trades and maybe I can get on board... but I doubt it....

    Hello! OGbah. OGunjobi. OGre. Did you not get that?

  • @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    There's a difference between "can't do" and "couldn't give a fuck less about".

    In your case I suspect that the former applies more than the latter. When one can't do something, one usually does not give a fuck about it.

    @the-gipper said:

    In your case I suspect that the former applies more than the latter. When one can't do something, one usually does not give a fuck about it.

    Conversely, when the subject matter is pointless, easy, and serves no purpose...one usually does not give a fuck about it.

    But you keep on doing you, buddy. Gotta feel important around here somehow. God knows it's not due to your football knowledge.

  • @the-gipper said:

    In your case I suspect that the former applies more than the latter. When one can't do something, one usually does not give a fuck about it.

    Conversely, when the subject matter is pointless, easy, and serves no purpose...one usually does not give a fuck about it.

    But you keep on doing you, buddy. Gotta feel important around here somehow. God knows it's not due to your football knowledge.

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    Conversely, when the subject matter is pointless, easy, and serves no purpose...one usually does not give a fuck about it.

    But you keep on doing you, buddy. Gotta feel important around here somehow. God knows it's not due to your football knowledge.

    Is it important to you that I feel important? It is not important to me. This is called entertainment Sonny Jim.

    And I have yet to see any evidence of you having anything remotely reflecting football knowledge.

    Show me one post you have made that is of substantive contribution here? Something that anyone cares about and can learn from.

  • @tour2ma said:

    Ogbah

    Garrett

    R??????

    E??????

    Work a couple trades and maybe I can get on board... but I doubt it....

    Hello! OGbah. OGunjobi. OGre. Did you not get that?

    @the-gipper said:

    Hello! OGbah. OGunjobi. OGre. Did you not get that?

    Yeah. Obi-wan Kenobi. May the Force be with them. 🙂

  • OGRE:

    Ogbah

    Garrett

    Ogunjobi

    Shelton

    Shades of Calvin and Hobbes' GROSS [Get Rid Of Slimy girlS] - of course.

  • The Brownhogs cause we gonna be hogging the opposing offenses footballs

  • I hope they become THE MAGNIFICENT FRONT 7 but as far as I'm concerned they suck until proven otherwise. No nicknames are deserved.

  • How about Garrett Taylor Fabiano Ogbah 😆GTFO

    ok then , Ogbah Powell Reynols Alexander OPRA 😛

  • OGRE:

    Ogbah

    Garrett

    Ogunjobi

    Shelton

    Shades of Calvin and Hobbes' GROSS [Get Rid Of Slimy girlS] - of course.

    @unsympathetic said:

    OGRE:

    Ogbah

    Garrett

    Ogunjobi

    Shelton

    Shades of Calvin and Hobbes' GROSS [Get Rid Of Slimy girlS] - of course.

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  • Orange Ogres

    \/\/\/\/\/\/

    ...nom nom nom...

    lol- Ogres! I love it Gip!

  • Orange crush too cliche'?

  • Orange crush too cliche'?

    @tiamat63 said:

    Orange crush too cliche'?

    Been done for the Broncos back in the day.

  • Fans---1 Freak 1 Bourbon 1 Scotch & 1 Beer..... 😛 with a Freakin Salt n Peppers....Team--Williams Wall of Defense or Brn.ass(k)ic Park.

  • The TFEllows

    Brownstrocity

    Cleavers of Cleveland

    The Safety Dancers

    The YAClusters

    Nogain with Cleveland Rocksadyl

    The Brown Stuff

    The Barbed Erie

    Brownout

  • Let's wait 'till the get out from under The Orange Pumpkins before we give them a name. If you earn it, it will come. 😁

    @texasag1969 said:

    Let's wait 'till the get out from under The Orange Pumpkins before we give them a name. If you earn it, it will come. 😁

    The Smashing Pumpkins

  • @tiamat63 said:

    Orange crush too cliche'?

    Been done for the Broncos back in the day.

    @the-gipper said:

    Been done for the Broncos back in the day.

    You're right. I went full derp there for a moment.

  • The TFEllows

    Brownstrocity

    Cleavers of Cleveland

    The Safety Dancers

    The YAClusters

    Nogain with Cleveland Rocksadyl

    The Brown Stuff

    The Barbed Erie

    Brownout

    @boo-fagley said:

    The Pierogie Curtain

    lmao...

    @ibleedbrown said:

    Brownstrocity

    Best of your bunch... kinda like it

  • you all queer

  • Hopefully effective

  • You are all aware that some of the great defensive lines in history have had Colorful Nicknames. Purple People Eaters, Doomsday Defense, Fearsome Foursome, Steel Curtain, Orange Crush. The Browns had the Dawg Defense that related more to the Defensive Backfield.

    Well, I think/hope this DL we are going to have is going to be outstanding. And if it is, it needs a good nickname...and there is clear choice in this regard: We will have a line consisting of Garrett/Shelton/Ogbah/Ogunjobi. So, just taking a cue from those last two guys and we get:

    The OGRES.

    I mean, how great is that? From Wikipedia:

    ogre (feminine ogress) is a term used in myth and folk tales for a variety of abominable and brutish hominid monsters, informally large, unpleasant, grotesque, predatory, and typically cannibalistic towards normal human beings, infants, and children. Ogres and similar creatures feature in mythology,folklore, and fiction around the world, appearing in many classic works of literature and fairy tales.

    Now THAT is what we want out of our defensive line. Large, brutish, unpleasant, predatory.

    The OGRES.

    @the-gipper said:

    You are all aware that some of the great defensive lines in history have had Colorful Nicknames. Purple People Eaters, Doomsday Defense, Fearsome Foursome, Steel Curtain, Orange Crush. The Browns had the Dawg Defense that related more to the Defensive Backfield.

    Well, I think/hope this DL we are going to have is going to be outstanding. And if it is, it needs a good nickname...and there is clear choice in this regard: We will have a line consisting of Garrett/Shelton/Ogbah/Ogunjobi. So, just taking a cue from those last two guys and we get:

    Silly.

    Take a look at the examples you posted. None of them are named after some stupid animal or mythical creature. The nickname needs to be along the lines of The Magnificent Seven, or The Fab Four, or The A Team...The Fearsome Foursome, the Doomsday Defense, The Steel Curtain...get the picture?

    This browns line with the addition of Garrett hasn't done squat to earn a nickname anyway. If they start gaining notoriety by sacking QB's at a high rate, then name them the Brown Sack Attack, or some shit like that.

    Hey how about "The Mean Machine"! Aren't these guys like Garret, Shelton, and Ogbah noted for playing "mean"?

    Although not a D lineman JaBell Peppers I heard also plays "mean".

    btw...The browns were never known as the "Dawg Defense". They were simply referred as the "Dawgs", primarily Minny and Dixon...so don't try and prop up the Dawgs with the others....that bunch wasn't even close to receiving the notoriety and fame of the others you listed.

    The Dawgs don't even deserve to be mentioned in the same breath.