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  • https://www.thoughtco.com/deinonychus-the-terrible-claw-1093783

    Meet Deinonychus, the Real Star of Jurassic World

    deinonychusWC3-58b9ab6a3df78c353c20623c.

  • Jurassic Juggernauts

    Jurassic Kicktheirasses

    😡

  • Excuse me while I nerd out here...

    "The Transformers"

    Why?

    More than meets the eye. Further, in the Transformers universe, the Allspark is an artifact that creates new life. Our DL has extremely high SPARQ ratings. They are the All-SPARQ team. They create new Browns fans.

    Individual names:

    Myles Garrett - Dinobot - A couple different references - A massive uncontrollable beast formed by all the Dinobots merging together...or a sweet raptor ninja with crazy a high moral code from the Beast Wars story arc... or Grimlock, the leader of the Dinobots

    Danny Shelton - Devastator - A giant monster abomination that can barely hold itself up, but draws all enemies into him, causing them to be cruhsed.

    Larry Ogunjobi - Bumblebee - Determined, brave, a little bit lucky, always trying to prove himself

    Desmond Bryant - Ironhide - The old veteran of the group, will fight to the very end.

    Bonus round:

    Jamie Collins - Crosshairs - A crack shot with a bad attitude. A bit of a wildcard who often goes off on his own. Anyone who ends up in his sights ends up dead.

    Jabrill Peppers - Lockdown - A bounty hunter who does whatever is necessary to fulfill his mission. Destroys anyone in his path.

  • Big Steamy Orange Shitlips

  • To be honest with you...this was not supposed to be an invitation for you all to submit your own nicknames. It was only here for you to sanctify the names I came up with. But, I know I can't control these things.

    Nevertheless....the two I came up with are still the Best: The Ogres or The GOONS.

    Indeed. Yes, indeed. 😮

  • ogres, goons, those are terrible.

    "Deinonychus Dawgs" rocks.

    Thought you would thrive on the competition....

  • +2 for the DDs

  • Howard Stern's Penis

    The Baba Booeys

    Robin Quivers's Beaver

    Turd Burglars

    The Steamy D

    Orange N' Brown Cesspool

    The Oline Wreckers

    The Ballerinas

    Hue Jackson's Huge Assmans

  • To be honest with you...this was not supposed to be an invitation for you all to submit your own nicknames. It was only here for you to sanctify the names I came up with. But, I know I can't control these things.

    Nevertheless....the two I came up with are still the Best: The Ogres or The GOONS.

    Indeed. Yes, indeed. 😮

    @the-gipper said:

    Nevertheless....the two I came up with are still the Best: The Ogres or The GOONS.

    Indeed. Yes, indeed. 😮

    GO'S BOOM-gets garrett,orchard,shelton,brantley,ogbah.ogunjobi &meder..proper GOES BOOM--we need a E..The vaunted GONE BOOM Defense(classic) would add Nassib but still need to buy a vowel E..

  • ogres, goons, those are terrible.

    "Deinonychus Dawgs" rocks.

    Thought you would thrive on the competition....

    @calfoxwc said:

    ogres, goons, those are terrible.

    "Deinonychus Dawgs" rocks.

    Thought you would thrive on the competition....

    Sucks. Who can even pronounce Deinonychus. And what the fuck does it have to do with anything about this team.

    I may thrive on the competiton.....I have yet to see any.

  • Howard Stern's Penis

    The Baba Booeys

    Robin Quivers's Beaver

    Turd Burglars

    The Steamy D

    Orange N' Brown Cesspool

    The Oline Wreckers

    The Ballerinas

    Hue Jackson's Huge Assmans

    @domcucch1994 said:

    Howard Stern's Penis

    The Baba Booeys

    Robin Quivers's Beaver

    Turd Burglars

    The Steamy D

    Orange N' Brown Cesspool

    The Oline Wreckers

    The Ballerinas

    Hue Jackson's Huge Assmans

    We are going for nicknames of the Browns....not your own personal nickname.

  • @the-gipper said:

    Nevertheless....the two I came up with are still the Best: The Ogres or The GOONS.

    Indeed. Yes, indeed. 😮

    GO'S BOOM-gets garrett,orchard,shelton,brantley,ogbah.ogunjobi &meder..proper GOES BOOM--we need a E..The vaunted GONE BOOM Defense(classic) would add Nassib but still need to buy a vowel E..

    @gumby73 said:

    GO'S BOOM-gets garrett,orchard,shelton,brantley,ogbah.ogunjobi &meder..proper GOES BOOM--we need a E..The vaunted GONE BOOM Defense(classic) would add Nassib but still need to buy a vowel E..

    Not bad....except....you have the Legion of Boom in Seattle, and again, that could be seen as derivative.

  • Gip is getting his puss hurt because nobody liked his stupid name.

  • The Sidesteppers

    Until they can stop the run.

  • Orange Powerhump

    @domcucch1994 said:

    Orange Powerhump

    lol... opened right to it and hit me before I was prepared...

    @domcucch1994 said:

    Howard Stern's Penis

    The Baba Booeys

    Robin Quivers's Beaver

    SIRIUSly? 🙂

    Oh... and TC...

  • I like the Ogres and Goons but...

    We have the Pro Football Hall of Fame and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame so...

    What about the Hall of Pain? Or Wall of Pain?

  • "MAILMEN"

    Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers (warriors) from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

    Mike

    @canton-mike said:

    "MAILMEN"

    Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers (warriors) from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

    Mike

    Unless you're Newman.

  • lol... or...

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    POP QUIZ: What was The Flintstones claim to fame?

    @tour2ma said:

    POP QUIZ: What was The Flintstones claim to fame?

    was first animated series with major star doing voice over?

  • The FatBoyz.

  • To be honest with you...this was not supposed to be an invitation for you all to submit your own nicknames. It was only here for you to sanctify the names I came up with. But, I know I can't control these things.

    Nevertheless....the two I came up with are still the Best: The Ogres or The GOONS.

    Indeed. Yes, indeed. 😮

    @the-gipper said:

    To be honest with you...this was not supposed to be an invitation for you all to submit your own nicknames. It was only here for you to sanctify the names I came up with. But, I know I can't control these things.

    Nevertheless....the two I came up with are still the Best: The Ogres or The GOONS.

    Indeed. Yes, indeed. 😮

    Nope. Both awful.