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  • Exactly! what is he supposed to say?

    "I'll probably be shitty for a while, especially when we play the steelers, but I got a kickass signing bonus so who cares?"

  • Gareth will be a fucking impact player and love his work ethic .

  • He is going to play sack a rapist twice a year

  • He is going to play sack a rapist twice a year

    @lbc-mike said:

    He is going to play sack a rapist twice a year

    Precisely!

    Deck the phucker

    with a rape count

    fa la la la la la la la la la...

    Tis the season

    for Turkey Jonesies

    fa la la la la la la la la la...

  • @lbc-mike said:

    He is going to play sack a rapist twice a year

    Precisely!

    Deck the phucker

    with a rape count

    fa la la la la la la la la la...

    Tis the season

    for Turkey Jonesies

    fa la la la la la la la la la...

    @flugel said:

    Precisely!

    Deck the phucker

    with a rape count

    fa la la la la la la la la la...

    Tis the season

    for Turkey Jonesies

    fa la la la la la la la la la...

    LMAO!

    I don't think Garrett has the "TJ Syndrome" type meanness, but Caleb may. This season will be fun!!

    Mike

  • @flugel said:

    Precisely!

    Deck the phucker

    with a rape count

    fa la la la la la la la la la...

    Tis the season

    for Turkey Jonesies

    fa la la la la la la la la la...

    LMAO!

    I don't think Garrett has the "TJ Syndrome" type meanness, but Caleb may. This season will be fun!!

    Mike

    @canton-mike said:

    LMAO!

    I don't think Garrett has the "TJ Syndrome" type meanness, but Caleb may. This season will be fun!!

    Mike

    HA! You might be right Mike. That said, his new world according to Gregg Williams might want to see Ben Rape'n coming down with some Garrett's Syndrome...

  • Why the Turkey "sack" (which it wasn't) is celebrated by some I will never understand...

  • @lbc-mike said:

    He is going to play sack a rapist twice a year

    Precisely!

    Deck the phucker

    with a rape count

    fa la la la la la la la la la...

    Tis the season

    for Turkey Jonesies

    fa la la la la la la la la la...

    @flugel said:

    Precisely!

    Deck the phucker

    with a rape count

    fa la la la la la la la la la...

    Tis the season

    for Turkey Jonesies

    fa la la la la la la la la la...

    O' PlanttheBum O' PlanttheBum,

    How lovely it is to sack rapistbooger.

    AFC N will run like hell,

    squealer fans will towel themselves....

    O' PlanttheBum O' PlanttheBum

    Can't wait for squealer buttkicksies !

  • Why the Turkey "sack" (which it wasn't) is celebrated by some I will never understand...

    @tour2ma said:

    Why the Turkey "sack" (which it wasn't) is celebrated by some I will never understand...

    That was the first game my dad drove me and my brother to from Rochester, NY in an annual tradition that would follow. I was only 12 years old when I was processing that part of my first impression. My pov was formed from remembering why David Mays had to play that day every bit as much as Turkey Jones remembering why. Was there really a huge difference in intent between the cheap shot of Lambert hitting a 180 lb Brian Sipe after he ran out of bounds hoping to avoid contact and Turkey Jones delivering his version of Rock-n-Roll Hall of Pain to a much bigger QB in a passing pocket?

    The message delivered to the team that set the precedent was "karma is a beyotch but it never had to be this way." Cleveland didn't have dirty players like Joe Green and Jack Lambert in 1976. Cleveland just had 1 guy that wasn't going to tolerate Pittsburgh's bullshit on Cleveland's home turf. Just for the record, Jones wasn't the one announcing "all QBs should wear dresses" in reference to his role in that "eye for an eye - QB for a QB."

  • @flugel said:

    Precisely!

    Deck the phucker

    with a rape count

    fa la la la la la la la la la...

    Tis the season

    for Turkey Jonesies

    fa la la la la la la la la la...

    O' PlanttheBum O' PlanttheBum,

    How lovely it is to sack rapistbooger.

    AFC N will run like hell,

    squealer fans will towel themselves....

    O' PlanttheBum O' PlanttheBum

    Can't wait for squealer buttkicksies !

    @calfoxwc said:

    O' PlanttheBum O' PlanttheBum,

    How lovely it is to sack rapistbooger.

    AFC N will run like hell,

    squealer fans will towel themselves....

    O' PlanttheBum O' PlanttheBum

    Can't wait for squealer buttkicksies !

    God bless ya!