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  • In other news Odell Beckham,Jr. will not start for the Giants this week due to a .............................wait for it..........................high ankle sprain. Clearly he is a bust and will never play another down nor ever get in a playoff game. Giants are tanking the season because "this shit only happens to us".😆

  • @clevfan4life said:

    Literally u did not watch a single minute of preseason. Not a minute. His sack came on a standup rush where he dipped under the tackles outside shoulder, nobody ran into him....he hit the qb in the back ghoolie. Cmon man. I get tempering the fan boys irrational optimism but jesus give garett credit. He's our best pass rusher hands down ALREADY

    I watched. Bro, he didn't do shit. The sack was lame, lucky. Saying he is our best pass rusher is like bragging that you got to fuck Joy Behar, and didn't have to take Oprag or Whoopie. Garrett is injured. He isn't shit right now.

    @ghoolie said:

    I watched. Bro, he didn't do shit. 

    He was in the qb's face on his very first snap. Maybe u dint have an eye for pass rushing ghoulie but id like to point out how all our other rushers get forced wide around the pocket whereas garett was lining straight in. 

    Im not proclaiming garett our savior yet but i havent seen a rushing toolset like this since before the team left. Durability is still an issue im mot arguing with u about that. But this kid already rushes with power AND finesse. Just because a guy doesnt get a sack doesnt mean he isnt affecting the opposing offense

  • "I watched" = " I saw some highlights" + "when I watch games I focus on the ball"

  • Elite athlete (Soccer) here up to college..

    Ghoolie is right about ankles. Had a high ankle sprain in high school and it's never been the same. I could and can still play at a high level, but there are certain times randomly where it'll be painful. It also is much more prone to sprain again, I've sprained it badly twice since then. I'm not doctor, but it just feels like my joints on that ankle are permanently looser than they're supposed to be. 

    Obviously im not a freak of nature like Garrett, but from my experience (and that of many other athletes) once you sprain your ankle it it's never 100% the same, and you're much more prone to further injury.

  • They said much worse about clowneys microfracture surgery. "He'll never be back to even 80% of what he was". Srsly, clowney was supposed to be done

  • They said much worse about clowneys microfracture surgery. "He'll never be back to even 80% of what he was". Srsly, clowney was supposed to be done

    @clevfan4life said:

    They said much worse about clowneys microfracture surgery. "He'll never be back to even 80% of what he was". Srsly, clowney was supposed to be done

    And because of that and JJ's injury I decided NOT to start my rookie RB Fornette against them today on my fantasy team.😛

  • @stinkhole said:

    This blows.

    Was looking forward to how the weakest link on the Steeler line fares against this beast Garrett.

     "Weakest link" is not meant in a negative way. Alejandro Villanueva has become a solid player for the Steelers.

    The first thing I said to myself when I heard the bad news was...that damned Ghoolie was right again.

    So I decided to find out if musicians possessed a higher intellect than the rest of us.

    Didn't have to search very far...

    https://www.google.com/search?source=hp&q=musicians+have+smart+minds&oq=musicians+have+smart+minds&gs_l=psy-ab.12...2229.12783.0.15186.26.26.0.0.0.0.139.2907.3j23.26.0....0...1.1.64.psy-ab..0.23.2596...0j0i131k1j0i22i30k1j33i160k1j33i22i29i30k1j33i21k1.3tsB83DMT9U

    http://www.upworthy.com/heres-why-musicians-have-better-brains-and-its-pretty-incredible

    I have always believed that studying and playing music has expanded other areas of my life. I play something like 30 instruments at last count. There is truly nothing as viscerally satisfying as playing music. Not even having sex compares.

    @ghoolie said:

    http://www.upworthy.com/heres-why-musicians-have-better-brains-and-its-pretty-incredible

    I have always believed that studying and playing music has expanded other areas of my life. I play something like 30 instruments at last count. There is truly nothing as viscerally satisfying as playing music. Not even having sex compares.

    Whoa whoa whoa.

    As a musician, I cannot say the same. Playing music is amazing, and really makes life much more worthwhile. But if you told me I have to go the rest of my life without sex or without playing music, I'd say "well, I've had a good 27 years! Seems like a good time to learn a new hobby."

  • @ghoolie said:

    http://www.upworthy.com/heres-why-musicians-have-better-brains-and-its-pretty-incredible

    I have always believed that studying and playing music has expanded other areas of my life. I play something like 30 instruments at last count. There is truly nothing as viscerally satisfying as playing music. Not even having sex compares.

    Whoa whoa whoa.

    As a musician, I cannot say the same. Playing music is amazing, and really makes life much more worthwhile. But if you told me I have to go the rest of my life without sex or without playing music, I'd say "well, I've had a good 27 years! Seems like a good time to learn a new hobby."

    @broganreynik said:

    Whoa whoa whoa.

    As a musician, I cannot say the same. Playing music is amazing, and really makes life much more worthwhile. But if you told me I have to go the rest of my life without sex or without playing music, I'd say "well, I've had a good 27 years! Seems like a good time to learn a new hobby."

    You must not be very good.

  • Can't read Phoolie's post, but willing to bet it includes the claim that he oftens plays accordion during sex...

    Did I win?

  • Can't read Phoolie's post, but willing to bet it includes the claim that he oftens plays accordion during sex...

    Did I win?

    @tour2ma said:

    Can't read Phoolie's post, but willing to bet it includes the claim that he oftens plays accordion during sex...

    Did I win?

    Almost correct...... he said something about a kazoo, but not playing it from his mouth? 

    ......... Then I quickly closed my browser. 

  • @tour2ma said:

    Can't read Phoolie's post, but willing to bet it includes the claim that he oftens plays accordion during sex...

    Did I win?

    Almost correct...... he said something about a kazoo, but not playing it from his mouth? 

    ......... Then I quickly closed my browser. 

    @d-bone said:

    Almost correct...... he said something about a kazoo, but not playing it from his mouth? 

    ......... Then I quickly closed my browser. 

    Now, the kazoo is actually Ghoolie's best instrument.  I found this video which combines his two greatest loves:   His gay crush on Leonardo DiCaprio and his best intrument...the kazoo:

  • @broganreynik said:

    Whoa whoa whoa.

    As a musician, I cannot say the same. Playing music is amazing, and really makes life much more worthwhile. But if you told me I have to go the rest of my life without sex or without playing music, I'd say "well, I've had a good 27 years! Seems like a good time to learn a new hobby."

    You must not be very good.

    @ghoolie said:

    You must not be very good.

    You must not be very good at sex.

  • Other than the hijack of stoolie... any updates on the ankle?

  • @ghoolie said:

    You must not be very good.

    You must not be very good at sex.

    @broganreynik said:

    You must not be very good at sex.

    That's not what your wife says.

  • Other than the hijack of stoolie... any updates on the ankle?

    @kvoethe said:

    Other than the hijack of stoolie... any updates on the ankle?

    Yes, he has orthopaedic issues that are going to haunt him. He has tears in his ligaments and tendons on both ankles. Only a moron does not realize he is toast.

  • @broganreynik said:

    You must not be very good at sex.

    That's not what your wife says.

    @ghoolie said:

    That's not what your wife says.

    Just stop.

    Your overcompensating doesn't fool anyone. There's a reason you like music more than sex - because you can't have the type of sex you really crave.

  • @ghoolie said:

    That's not what your wife says.

    Just stop.

    Your overcompensating doesn't fool anyone. There's a reason you like music more than sex - because you can't have the type of sex you really crave.

    @dutch-oven said:

    Just stop.

    Your overcompensating doesn't fool anyone. There's a reason you like music more than sex - because you can't have the type of sex you really crave.

    Snappy come back. 

  • @dutch-oven said:

    Just stop.

    Your overcompensating doesn't fool anyone. There's a reason you like music more than sex - because you can't have the type of sex you really crave.

    Snappy come back. 

    @ghoolie said:

    Snappy come back. 

    A come back would require me responding back to something you said to me.

    That was just pointing out the obvious. You are a sad, sad little man who desperately needs attention, whose whacked-out religious views prevent you from sampling the forbidden fruit that is hot man-on-man action. This is why you are such a miserable twat.

  • This is getting popcorn worthy...

  • man i am such a visionary. i can tell you within 5 mins how a movie ends and here i said in another post how the finger pointing and bitching would start after week one of the brown's season.

    just sooooo easy.