Kizer
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Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
Let's not start a holy war here!
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Jesus Christ Cerrano!
Speaking of which, how bout the f'n Indians? It's simply amazing how good they are
Jesus Christ Cerrano!
Speaking of which, how bout the f'n Indians? It's simply amazing how good they are
Indeed. 538 actually just put out an article about how the Indians have been statistically UNlucky this year. So our record should be even better! Bring on the playoffs baby.
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Great idea, you fucking lady boys take your talk about Haysoos to the poli board. We have football to be discussed up here.
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So, war... seminary school somewhere in your past?
Loved the Osteen, "Church of if it feels good do it", slam...
GO INDIANS!
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OK-time for the Texas, SMU and A&M preachers joke. One preacher from each of those 3 schools were discussing their personal finances one day and what system they used. The SMU guy says, "I have a 10 ft. circle in my back yard. After church I take all the money received into the circle with me and throw it in the air. Anything falling inside the circle belongs to God for His work and the rest is for my family." Texas guy grins and says, "I have the same circle, but when I throw it in the air anything landing inside the circle is for my family and anything outside is for God's Work." The Aggie just laughs and says, "I don't have a circle. I just throw it all in the air. God takes what he wants and I keep the rest."
PS-and if I told that one before then tough shit. I'm old.
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OK-time for the Texas, SMU and A&M preachers joke. One preacher from each of those 3 schools were discussing their personal finances one day and what system they used. The SMU guy says, "I have a 10 ft. circle in my back yard. After church I take all the money received into the circle with me and throw it in the air. Anything falling inside the circle belongs to God for His work and the rest is for my family." Texas guy grins and says, "I have the same circle, but when I throw it in the air anything landing inside the circle is for my family and anything outside is for God's Work." The Aggie just laughs and says, "I don't have a circle. I just throw it all in the air. God takes what he wants and I keep the rest."
PS-and if I told that one before then tough shit. I'm old.
OK-time for the Texas, SMU and A&M preachers joke. One preacher from each of those 3 schools were discussing their personal finances one day and what system they used. The SMU guy says, "I have a 10 ft. circle in my back yard. After church I take all the money received into the circle with me and throw it in the air. Anything falling inside the circle belongs to God for His work and the rest is for my family." Texas guy grins and says, "I have the same circle, but when I throw it in the air anything landing inside the circle is for my family and anything outside is for God's Work." The Aggie just laughs and says, "I don't have a circle. I just throw it all in the air. God takes what he wants and I keep the rest."
PS-and if I told that one before then tough shit. I'm old.
How does one become a Texas or SMU or A&M preacher? Do those schools also have seminaries? Or are they each Chaplains at the school?
And wouldn't this joke be better if say, it was about Baptist, Methodist and Presbyterian preachers.
Do you hate it when someone rains on your parade after telling a joke?
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In every life a little rain must fall (or you'll get thirsty).
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So, war... seminary school somewhere in your past?
Loved the Osteen, "Church of if it feels good do it", slam...
GO INDIANS!
So, war... seminary school somewhere in your past?
Loved the Osteen, "Church of if it feels good do it", slam...
GO INDIANS!
Possibly in the future! I am doing a program in Austin that will get my 18 hours of credit at Southern and Southwestern Baptists so we'll see after that.
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Possibly in the future! I am doing a program in Austin that will get my 18 hours of credit at Southern and Southwestern Baptists so we'll see after that.
Gonna have a circle or not?
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Great idea, you fucking lady boys take your talk about Haysoos to the poli board. We have football to be discussed up here.
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And no football team to go with it.
When you next visit your mother, ask for us why she never showed you any affection, thus making anyone who has ever had the displeasure of dealing with you suffer.
Thanks in advance!
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Possibly in the future! I am doing a program in Austin that will get my 18 hours of credit at Southern and Southwestern Baptists so we'll see after that.
Will that make you feel better about molesting kids?
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@boo-fagley said:
Ghoolie
If the Browns went 8 - 8 you would focus on the 8 losses.
As would anyone who strives for success. 8 wins is a very low level of achievement. People that achieve great things don't circle jerk about their mediocre performance. You need to look at what a Browns fan used to be, and what a Browns fan has become. Lerner and Haslam have been to Browns fans, what the Democratic party has been to blacks. A vehicle to lower expectations and aspirations.
Steeler fans expect and accept nothing less that winning. They don't go home after a loss and say to themselves....."WOW JOE THOMAS NEVER MISSED A GAME" ... or " WOW OUR GUYS ARE IN POSITION TO MAKE PLAYS".
Look, you assholes got your #1 OL, your QB, your fragile WR and all the other analytical asset bullshit that you have been crying for. All I know is that the season started out no different that last season. The Browns are 0 -1, likely to be 0 -2, and have a better than 50-50 shot at going to 0 - 3. Certainly they will be no better than 1 - 3 after Cinci and Indy.
7 sacks. You think that isn't the main takeaway of the game with the Steelers? You think opposing DCs don't realize that Kizer holds on to the fucking ball too long? When I am wrong; when the Browns string 3 or 4 wins together, THEN talk to me about upside. Until then, it's nothing but homer horseshit
The Cleveland Browns have the hardest hit players in the NFL -
@boo-fagley said:
Ghoolie
If the Browns went 8 - 8 you would focus on the 8 losses.
As would anyone who strives for success. 8 wins is a very low level of achievement. People that achieve great things don't circle jerk about their mediocre performance. You need to look at what a Browns fan used to be, and what a Browns fan has become. Lerner and Haslam have been to Browns fans, what the Democratic party has been to blacks. A vehicle to lower expectations and aspirations.
Steeler fans expect and accept nothing less that winning. They don't go home after a loss and say to themselves....."WOW JOE THOMAS NEVER MISSED A GAME" ... or " WOW OUR GUYS ARE IN POSITION TO MAKE PLAYS".
Look, you assholes got your #1 OL, your QB, your fragile WR and all the other analytical asset bullshit that you have been crying for. All I know is that the season started out no different that last season. The Browns are 0 -1, likely to be 0 -2, and have a better than 50-50 shot at going to 0 - 3. Certainly they will be no better than 1 - 3 after Cinci and Indy.
7 sacks. You think that isn't the main takeaway of the game with the Steelers? You think opposing DCs don't realize that Kizer holds on to the fucking ball too long? When I am wrong; when the Browns string 3 or 4 wins together, THEN talk to me about upside. Until then, it's nothing but homer horseshit
it's nothing but homer horseshit
I'm not a rah-rah guy. I'm a realist.
Last year we lost 29-10 to Philly....a team that did not go to the playoffs (or get near them)
This year we lost 21-18 to Pitts...a division champ
So, are you going to say that there was no improvement in this year's opener compared to last year's just because they were both losses?
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it's nothing but homer horseshit
I'm not a rah-rah guy. I'm a realist.
Last year we lost 29-10 to Philly....a team that did not go to the playoffs (or get near them)
This year we lost 21-18 to Pitts...a division champ
So, are you going to say that there was no improvement in this year's opener compared to last year's just because they were both losses?
I'm not a rah-rah guy. I'm a realist.
Last year we lost 29-10 to Philly....a team that did not go to the playoffs (or get near them)
This year we lost 21-18 to Pitts...a division champ
So, are you going to say that there was no improvement in this year's opener compared to last year's just because they were both losses?
both teams are from the same state ,wtf are u talking about
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@boo-fagley said:
Ghoolie
If the Browns went 8 - 8 you would focus on the 8 losses.
As would anyone who strives for success. 8 wins is a very low level of achievement. People that achieve great things don't circle jerk about their mediocre performance. You need to look at what a Browns fan used to be, and what a Browns fan has become. Lerner and Haslam have been to Browns fans, what the Democratic party has been to blacks. A vehicle to lower expectations and aspirations.
Steeler fans expect and accept nothing less that winning. They don't go home after a loss and say to themselves....."WOW JOE THOMAS NEVER MISSED A GAME" ... or " WOW OUR GUYS ARE IN POSITION TO MAKE PLAYS".
Look, you assholes got your #1 OL, your QB, your fragile WR and all the other analytical asset bullshit that you have been crying for. All I know is that the season started out no different that last season. The Browns are 0 -1, likely to be 0 -2, and have a better than 50-50 shot at going to 0 - 3. Certainly they will be no better than 1 - 3 after Cinci and Indy.
7 sacks. You think that isn't the main takeaway of the game with the Steelers? You think opposing DCs don't realize that Kizer holds on to the fucking ball too long? When I am wrong; when the Browns string 3 or 4 wins together, THEN talk to me about upside. Until then, it's nothing but homer horseshit
As would anyone who strives for success. 8 wins is a very low level of achievement. People that achieve great things don't circle jerk about their mediocre performance. You need to look at what a Browns fan used to be, and what a Browns fan has become. Lerner and Haslam have been to Browns fans, what the Democratic party has been to blacks. A vehicle to lower expectations and aspirations.
Steeler fans expect and accept nothing less that winning. They don't go home after a loss and say to themselves....."WOW JOE THOMAS NEVER MISSED A GAME" ... or " WOW OUR GUYS ARE IN POSITION TO MAKE PLAYS".
Look, you assholes got your #1 OL, your QB, your fragile WR and all the other analytical asset bullshit that you have been crying for. All I know is that the season started out no different that last season. The Browns are 0 -1, likely to be 0 -2, and have a better than 50-50 shot at going to 0 - 3. Certainly they will be no better than 1 - 3 after Cinci and Indy.
7 sacks. You think that isn't the main takeaway of the game with the Steelers? You think opposing DCs don't realize that Kizer holds on to the fucking ball too long? When I am wrong; when the Browns string 3 or 4 wins together, THEN talk to me about upside. Until then, it's nothing but homer horseshit
So the F what? You said it yourself. Steeler fans may expect greatness- and when they don't get it- they tune out.I got my "Happy Days" tape of that 51-0 shellacking the Browns put on the Steelers opening day in 1989, Three Sewers was a Ghost Town by halftime. Most of their pussy fans weren't even alive when according to them the History of the NFL started in 1970. They conveniently think since the Steelers blew dead worms before that- it was "a long time ago". Like fans have some influence on the on field product? How about those 80s 49ers and Bears? Huh? From the Penthouse to the Outhouse. Should me and Gip have started yelling at Haslam- (he was in easy earshot) when we saw him at the Middle Tennessee Browns Backers Tailgate before the Titans game- "Hey Jim- the Browns suck, what you doing about it?" Seriously- every guy who owns an NFL team made billions- or inherited it- you think they're happy when their pet investment is a joke to their 31 other peers?
Yeah glass half empty guy. you have to find bright spots in the darkness- or you're not much of a fan. Everything goes in cycles in the NFL- you can't stay down forever- and when the Browns start playing better- the expectations will go up accordingly. BTW- I talked to a Bungle Season Ticket Holder today during the Saturday afternoon wine swill- and he fully expects the Browns to win more game than the Bengals.
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I'm not a rah-rah guy. I'm a realist.
Last year we lost 29-10 to Philly....a team that did not go to the playoffs (or get near them)
This year we lost 21-18 to Pitts...a division champ
So, are you going to say that there was no improvement in this year's opener compared to last year's just because they were both losses?
both teams are from the same state ,wtf are u talking about
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