Survey Wednesday

[The Gipper]

@the-gipper said:

Here is This week's survey.   Give your thoughts/opinions:

1.  On a scale of 1-10 rate Hue Jackson's performance so far as HC of the Browns.

 I only give him a 4.  I see way too many mistakes, poor play calling etc. to give him even an average grade.  Lots of issues may not be his fault...but enough are to warrant the below average ranking.

2. The next 4 games on the Browns schedule are the Colts, Bengals, Jets, and Texans.   How many do they win?

I would like 3 out of 4. Anything less than 2 out of 4 is really unacceptable.

3. Corey Coleman is out...again...with a broken hand.  What, if any, bones have you ever broken?

I am 65...and have never broken a bone in my life.  Knock on wood.  I have had, however a full knee ligament tear, when I was 16 playing baseball.

4. A. Who is the best looking rookie QB you have ever seen on any team.   B. Same for the Browns 

Best overall:  Dan Marino.  He took the league by storm.   Best   on the Browns:  Probably Bernie Kosar.  Played steadily enough to allow the Browns to win a division title. 

5.A.  Who was the most overmatched rookie QB you have ever seen on any team.  B. Same for the Browns

Hard to find anyone worse that Ryan Leaf, fair to say?  For the Browns, it seems to be kind of a tie between Eric Zeier and Luke McCown.  (though...Spergon Wynn is also a good candidate).

6.  Per a recent article I read, it questioned the existence of certain historical or mythical figures. Tell whether or not you think the following were actually real, or purely mythical:

Robin Hood...mythical stories,  but based on real person

King Arthur....same...there WAS an Arthur like "King of the Britons" that fought off the Saxon invasion circa  500 AD...and after he died, the Saxon invasion went forward.  But, since there was no "England" then...he was never their King.  More like King of the Welsh.

Homer....some say fictional...I think pretty real. 

William Tell....like Robin Hood,  mythical stories based on a real person.

King Midas...probably mythical

Confucius....real, but could be an amalgamation of ancient Chinese Philosophers

King David....I think real to the extent that there was a King of Israel. Certain archeological records support his reality.

Moses...fictional, though there may have been some kind of Hebrew slave revolt leader in Egypt.  No proof of the Exodus ever found.

John Henry...real, but over dramatized.

Paul Bunyan...mythical.

Joan of Arc....historical records pretty conclusive that she was real.

Betty Crocker....confirmed to be fictional.  She is just a marketing tool.

The acutally 4 Musketeers:   Porthos, Athos, Aramis, D'Artagnan

Confirmed that these 4 WERE real musketeers of the French King's Guard.   Their stories, however, are at variance with the Alexander Dumas fictional writings. 

Walter White   real only if you have had some of his Crystal Blue Persuasion.

[200lbMumford]

I was only 9 when Bernie was a rookie and I'd be lying if I said I watched football with any sort of intelligence then.  Even younger with Marino.

And I'm only going by rookie years obviously, hence the RGIII pick.

[TexasAg1969]

@mjp28 said:

3. Left arm twice, once bad broke the  humerus clean through above the elbow (not funny), once just a fracture. Cracked my nose once but hey I looked better afterward. 

Oh and Coleman broke my heart......another FL IR bust for me, never fails.

I'm pretty sure I broke my humorous once too, so I made her get off.

[Tour2ma]

1.  On a scale of 1-10 rate Hue Jackson's performance so far as HC of the Browns. 2

2. The next 4 games on the Browns schedule are the Colts, Bengals, Jets, and Texans.   How many do they win? 2

3. Corey Coleman is out...again...with a broken hand.  What, if any, bones have you ever broken?

Only toes so far... at least three with one confirmed by X-ray. Read somewhere long ago that the average person breaks seven in their lifetime.

4. A. Who is the best looking rookie QB you have ever seen on any team.   B. Same for the Browns. 

A. RGIII 

B. Really very few contenders... Not old enough to have seen Otto or Plum as a rookie. Ryan and Nelson weren't with us their rookie years. Phipps? Ummmm... no. Sipe sat. Pretty much makes the choice Bernie by default. He really had it between the ears. Really no contenders other than Couch since him and he had a bad team masking any potential he may have had.

5.A.  Who was the most overmatched rookie QB you have ever seen on any team.  B. Same for the Browns

A... I'll say George Plimpton.... B? Have to say Quinn. Most of the other choices showed enough at some point to raise a "maybe".

[acidhead]

@the-gipper said:

Here is This week's survey.   Give your thoughts/opinions:

1.  On a scale of 1-10 rate Hue Jackson's performance so far as HC of the Browns. D+

2. The next 4 games on the Browns schedule are the Colts, Bengals, Jets, and Texans.   How many do they win? 2

3. Corey Coleman is out...again...with a broken hand.  What, if any, bones have you ever broken? Toe

4. A. Who is the best looking rookie QB you have ever seen on any team. Ben Roethlisberger 13-0  B. Same for the Browns Tim Couch

5.A.  Who was the most overmatched rookie QB you have ever seen on any team.  Troy Aikman 0-11  B. Same for the Browns Which year are we talking about?

[Ghoolie]

@the-gipper said:

Here is This week's survey.   Give your thoughts/opinions:

1.  On a scale of 1-10 rate Hue Jackson's performance so far as HC of the Browns.

2. The next 4 games on the Browns schedule are the Colts, Bengals, Jets, and Texans.   How many do they win?

3. Corey Coleman is out...again...with a broken hand.  What, if any, bones have you ever broken?

4. A. Who is the best looking rookie QB you have ever seen on any team.   B. Same for the Browns

5.A.  Who was the most overmatched rookie QB you have ever seen on any team.  B. Same for the Browns

6.  Per a recent article I read, it questioned the existance of certain historical or mythical figures. Tell whether or not you think the following were actually real, or purely mythical:

Robin Hood

King Arthur

Homer

William Tell

King Midas

Confucius

King David

Moses

John Henry

Paul Bunyan

Joan of Arc

Betty Crocker

The acutally 4 Musketeers:   Porthos, Athos, Aramis, D'Artagnan

Walter White

@the-gipper said:

Here is This week's survey.   Give your thoughts/opinions:

1.  On a scale of 1-10 rate Hue Jackson's performance so far as HC of the Browns.

1 - 17. Any questions?

2. The next 4 games on the Browns schedule are the Colts, Bengals, Jets, and Texans.   How many do they win?

None

3. Corey Coleman is out...again...with a broken hand.  What, if any, bones have you ever broken?

None

4. A. Who is the best looking rookie QB you have ever seen on any team.   B. Same for the Browns

McNair, Bernie, Marino, Moon, Fouts         B. Bernie

5.A.  Who was the most overmatched rookie QB you have ever seen on any team.  B. Same for the Browns

That big tall blonde goofy fuck the Raiders had.                                                     B. Kizer

6.  Per a recent article I read, it questioned the existance of certain historical or mythical figures. Tell whether or not you think the following were actually real, or purely mythical:

Robin Hood

King Arthur

Homer

William Tell

King Midas

Confucius

King David

Moses

John Henry

Paul Bunyan

Joan of Arc

Betty Crocker

The acutally 4 Musketeers:   Porthos, Athos, Aramis, D'Artagnan

Walter White

[syd]

@the-gipper said:

Here is This week's survey.   Give your thoughts/opinions:

1.  On a scale of 1-10 rate Hue Jackson's performance so far as HC of the Browns.

0  and I should have been given that choice

2. The next 4 games on the Browns schedule are the Colts, Bengals, Jets, and Texans.   How many do they win?

if we had a decent coach I would say all 4 but I will refer to answer #!  0

3. Corey Coleman is out...again...with a broken hand.  What, if any, bones have you ever broken?

cheek bone met a bar stool years ago

4. A. Who is the best looking rookie QB you have ever seen on any team.   B. Same for the Browns

sorry man I ain't gay

5.A.  Who was the most overmatched rookie QB you have ever seen on any team.  B. Same for the Browns

frye ? forgot how to spell his name,can't believe seattle gave us anything for him

6.  Per a recent article I read, it questioned the existance of certain historical or mythical figures. Tell whether or not you think the following were actually real, or purely mythical:

Robin Hood

King Arthur

Homer

William Tell

King Midas

Confucius

King David

Moses

John Henry

Paul Bunyan

Joan of Arc

Betty Crocker

The acutally 4 Musketeers:   Porthos, Athos, Aramis, D'Artagnan

Walter White

they are all real,well except moses c'mon man could have been king but through it all away 

[mjp28]

@texasag1969 said:

I'm pretty sure I broke my humorous once too, so I made her get off.

Oooohhh that's nothing to laugh about, really it isn't......... 

[TexasAg1969]

@the-gipper said:

1.  On a scale of 1-10 rate Hue Jackson's performance so far as HC of the Browns.

     Game Day-3         Otherwise   5

2. The next 4 games on the Browns schedule are the Colts, Bengals, Jets, and Texans.   How many do they win?

     Two

3. Corey Coleman is out...again...with a broken hand.  What, if any, bones have you ever broken?

     Leg, arm, couple of fingers

4. A. Who is the best looking rookie QB you have ever seen on any team.   B. Same for the Browns

     A. RGIII             B. ?

5.A.  Who was the most overmatched rookie QB you have ever seen on any team.  B. Same for the Browns

     Leaf                         Weeden

[The Gipper]

[Zombo]

ere is This week's survey.   Give your thoughts/opinions:

1.  On a scale of 1-10 rate Hue Jackson's performance so far as HC of the Browns.

5 ... or rather , Incomplete. I think he's a real good coach, but can't grade him up until the wins come.

2. The next 4 games on the Browns schedule are the Colts, Bengals, Jets, and Texans.   How many do they win?

There is not one chance in hell that they lose any of those.

3. Corey Coleman is out...again...with a broken hand.  What, if any, bones have you ever broken?

Broke my arm in two places playing football when I was 7. Broken toe here and there. Broke my penis during a weekend bender with a fat assed girl in a hotel room.

4. A. Who is the best looking rookie QB you have ever seen on any team.   B. Same for the Browns

Marino. Cody Kessler.

5.A.  Who was the most overmatched rookie QB you have ever seen on any team.  B. Same for the Browns

Terry Bradshaw; Spergon wynn

6.  Per a recent article I read, it questioned the existance of certain historical or mythical figures. Tell whether or not you think the following were actually real, or purely mythical:

Robin Hood

King Arthur

Homer

William Tell

King Midas

Confucius

King David

Moses

John Henry

Paul Bunyan

Joan of Arc

Betty Crocker

The acutally 4 Musketeers:   Porthos, Athos, Aramis, D'Artagnan

Walter White

All real, or based on real people, except King Midas, Paul Bunyan, Betty Crocker and Walter White.

[SD_Tom]

Nobody picked weeden for most overmatched rookie? 

[TexasAg1969]

@sd_tom said:

Nobody picked weeden for most overmatched rookie? 

Yes-I did. Go back and look.

[200lbMumford]

@sd_tom said:

Nobody picked weeden for most overmatched rookie? 

While he wasn't great as a rookie by any stretch, the real shit show wasn't until year 2.  That was the two flip interceptions season.

[The Gipper]

@sd_tom said:

Nobody picked weeden for most overmatched rookie? 

The fact that he was not a universal pick tells just what a shitstorm we have had with our QBs here....since the Bernie/Vinny era.

[Tour2ma]

@200lbmumford said:

While he wasn't great as a rookie by any stretch, the real shit show wasn't until year 2.  That was the two flip interceptions season.

And in that rookie campaign he had some good games... or at least good game, i.e.,, his rookie Week 2 vs. Cinci... his high-water mark.

[The Gipper]

@the-gipper said:

6.  Per a recent article I read, it questioned the existance of certain historical or mythical figures. Tell whether or not you think the following were actually real, or purely mythical:

Robin Hood

King Arthur

Homer

William Tell

King Midas

Confucius

King David

Moses

John Henry

Paul Bunyan

Joan of Arc

Betty Crocker

The acutally 4 Musketeers:   Porthos, Athos, Aramis, D'Artagnan

Walter White

And what about these characters:  Real or myth?:

Tim Couch

Luke McCown

Brady Quinn

Brandon Weeden

Johnny Manziel.

Cody Kessler

Connor Shaw

Jake Delhomme

Austin Davis 

I tend to fall on the side of them all being mythical, fictional characters.

[Dutch Oven]

@the-gipper said:

The fact that he was not a universal pick tells just what a shitstorm we have had with our QBs here....since the Bernie/Vinny era.

He was light-years ahead of the shitstorm Manziel put up when he started his rookie season.

His game vs Cincinnati was laughable. It honestly looked like they grabbed a guy from the Muni Lot and told him that he's the starting QB for the Browns that day.

[Tour2ma]

But you had to love his cadaver impersonation vs. the Bills.