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  • Tutty fruity ghoulie talk......  Can inflate hot air balloons in one breath while playing the accordion.

    @lbc-mike said:

    Tutty fruity ghoulie talk......  Can inflate hot air balloons in one breath while playing the accordion.

    Never tried that, but I can play drums and play accordion at the same time. I can also get head and play the accordion at the same time. Come to think of it, I have taken a schidt, fished,  watched football, grilled, shot fireworks, sat partially in a pool, of course sung, and got a hair cut while playing the accordion. I am one talented Shmucker. You guys don't seem to like the accordion, even though I don't think there are too may alive now that can match my chops. Nick Arriando? That's a bad boy........not a rocker.........but he can play his butt off. Coviello? Another bad butt...............I got a buddy Joe Natoli who is tough at jazz and classical, not much on pop stuff and not a real improvisational cat, but he ranks well. The polka guys? Nah, hey are all sophomoric three finger players. I definitely can play the Shmuck out the accordion, no debate. 

    I have to ask, what if I start playing some guitar stuff for you? Will you homos start hating the guitar, too? Mind you, I can shred my butt off on that as well.

    Hey, maybe I will write a blues tune about Joe Thomas................ Yeah............ I can start it right now..................

    Joe Thomas Blues (C)  copyright, Tom Volinchak

    Verse.............. I'm Joe Thomas and I'm headed to the Hall of Fame

    Outside of Cleveland, no one knows my name

    We can't run, We can't Pass

    THey keep paying, my fat a$$

    I'm Joe Thomas and I'm headed to the Hall OF Fame

    *******************************************************************************************************************

    Every Year------- my Team Winds up Last

    Building greatness never happens fast

    Every time we suck or choke,

    I'm on the sidelines tellin jokes

    I'm Joe THomas and I'm headed to the Hall Of Fame.

    That was like a 2 minute excursion. I'll ad a climb or a bridge and a chorus and record it in a few weeks.

    Later.

  • What is the sound that a jackass makes when you have him on ignore? Let Eddie speak for him.😛

  • that is a terrible thing to infer about jackasses.

    more like this:

  • Ghoulie you are an azz.   You are here for comedic release for some, others you are keyboard sheet head.  Bra browns fan or leave.  We don't need you here to be sour pus.

  • @the-gipper said:

    The title says you will fistfight him, but here all you talk about is a money bet.   So, which is it gonna be, a fight or a cash bet?

    ( I will only say further that I believe that Ghoolie would win the cash bet...as I am sure he does not make up other screen names)

    It's tongue in cheek. Dude, nobody is going to fistfight. Good grief. The point is that this dickhead is unable to debate why so many of my predictions come to fruition, so he tried to make this about the poster. This is what cowards do.

    @ghoolie said:

    It's tongue in cheek. Dude, nobody is going to fistfight. Good grief. The point is that this dickhead is unable to debate why so many of my predictions come to fruition, so he tried to make this about the poster. This is what cowards do.

    So many of your predictions come true because they are ex post facto predictions.

  • @ghoolie said:

    It's tongue in cheek. Dude, nobody is going to fistfight. Good grief. The point is that this dickhead is unable to debate why so many of my predictions come to fruition, so he tried to make this about the poster. This is what cowards do.

    So many of your predictions come true because they are ex post facto predictions.

    @the-gipper said:

    So many of your predictions come true because they are ex post facto predictions.

    I said Hue would be a failure after one quarter of the 2016 pre season

    Called Crennel and Sewage failers at the same point in their careers with us

    Called Coleman a waste on draft day

    Called Garrett a bust before we took him. (Trubisky will make Haslam sick to his stomach)

    My predictions are ALL  MONTHS before anyone else even talks about it.

    Go Jets. Shmuck the fake Browns up mentally and physically!

  • @lbc-mike said:

    Tutty fruity ghoulie talk......  Can inflate hot air balloons in one breath while playing the accordion.

    Never tried that, but I can play drums and play accordion at the same time. I can also get head and play the accordion at the same time. Come to think of it, I have taken a schidt, fished,  watched football, grilled, shot fireworks, sat partially in a pool, of course sung, and got a hair cut while playing the accordion. I am one talented Shmucker. You guys don't seem to like the accordion, even though I don't think there are too may alive now that can match my chops. Nick Arriando? That's a bad boy........not a rocker.........but he can play his butt off. Coviello? Another bad butt...............I got a buddy Joe Natoli who is tough at jazz and classical, not much on pop stuff and not a real improvisational cat, but he ranks well. The polka guys? Nah, hey are all sophomoric three finger players. I definitely can play the Shmuck out the accordion, no debate. 

    I have to ask, what if I start playing some guitar stuff for you? Will you homos start hating the guitar, too? Mind you, I can shred my butt off on that as well.

    Hey, maybe I will write a blues tune about Joe Thomas................ Yeah............ I can start it right now..................

    Joe Thomas Blues (C)  copyright, Tom Volinchak

    Verse.............. I'm Joe Thomas and I'm headed to the Hall of Fame

    Outside of Cleveland, no one knows my name

    We can't run, We can't Pass

    THey keep paying, my fat a$$

    I'm Joe Thomas and I'm headed to the Hall OF Fame

    *******************************************************************************************************************

    Every Year------- my Team Winds up Last

    Building greatness never happens fast

    Every time we suck or choke,

    I'm on the sidelines tellin jokes

    I'm Joe THomas and I'm headed to the Hall Of Fame.

    That was like a 2 minute excursion. I'll ad a climb or a bridge and a chorus and record it in a few weeks.

    Later.

    @ghoolie said:

    Never tried that, but I can play drums and play accordion at the same time. I can also get head and play the accordion at the same time. Come to think of it, I have taken a schidt, fished,  watched football, grilled, shot fireworks, sat partially in a pool, of course sung, and got a hair cut while playing the accordion. I am one talented Shmucker. You guys don't seem to like the accordion, even though I don't think there are too may alive now that can match my chops. Nick Arriando? That's a bad boy........not a rocker.........but he can play his butt off. Coviello? Another bad butt...............I got a buddy Joe Natoli who is tough at jazz and classical, not much on pop stuff and not a real improvisational cat, but he ranks well. The polka guys? Nah, hey are all sophomoric three finger players. I definitely can play the Shmuck out the accordion, no debate. 

    I have to ask, what if I start playing some guitar stuff for you? Will you homos start hating the guitar, too? Mind you, I can shred my butt off on that as well.

    Hey, maybe I will write a blues tune about Joe Thomas................ Yeah............ I can start it right now..................

    Joe Thomas Blues (C)  copyright, Tom Volinchak

    Verse.............. I'm Joe Thomas and I'm headed to the Hall of Fame

    Outside of Cleveland, no one knows my name

    We can't run, We can't Pass

    THey keep paying, my fat a$$

    I'm Joe Thomas and I'm headed to the Hall OF Fame

    *******************************************************************************************************************

    Every Year------- my Team Winds up Last

    Building greatness never happens fast

    Every time we suck or choke,

    I'm on the sidelines tellin jokes

    I'm Joe THomas and I'm headed to the Hall Of Fame.

    That was like a 2 minute excursion. I'll ad a climb or a bridge and a chorus and record it in a few weeks.

    Later.

    Lol Ghoolie, on your website, you wrote "I am an avid bowler with an ongoing, persistent 200+ average, and multiple perfect 300 games to my credit."

    Even if your online presence is a persona, there's no doubting you have some ghoolie-like qualities in your own personality.

  • Tutty fruity ghoulie talk......  Can inflate hot air balloons in one breath while playing the accordion.

    @lbc-mike said:

    Tutty fruity ghoulie talk......  Can inflate hot air balloons in one breath while playing the accordion.

    Ghoolie enough hot air to keep 'em all flying....   

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  • @ghoolie said:

    Never tried that, but I can play drums and play accordion at the same time. I can also get head and play the accordion at the same time. Come to think of it, I have taken a schidt, fished,  watched football, grilled, shot fireworks, sat partially in a pool, of course sung, and got a hair cut while playing the accordion. I am one talented Shmucker. You guys don't seem to like the accordion, even though I don't think there are too may alive now that can match my chops. Nick Arriando? That's a bad boy........not a rocker.........but he can play his butt off. Coviello? Another bad butt...............I got a buddy Joe Natoli who is tough at jazz and classical, not much on pop stuff and not a real improvisational cat, but he ranks well. The polka guys? Nah, hey are all sophomoric three finger players. I definitely can play the Shmuck out the accordion, no debate. 

    I have to ask, what if I start playing some guitar stuff for you? Will you homos start hating the guitar, too? Mind you, I can shred my butt off on that as well.

    Hey, maybe I will write a blues tune about Joe Thomas................ Yeah............ I can start it right now..................

    Joe Thomas Blues (C)  copyright, Tom Volinchak

    Verse.............. I'm Joe Thomas and I'm headed to the Hall of Fame

    Outside of Cleveland, no one knows my name

    We can't run, We can't Pass

    THey keep paying, my fat a$$

    I'm Joe Thomas and I'm headed to the Hall OF Fame

    *******************************************************************************************************************

    Every Year------- my Team Winds up Last

    Building greatness never happens fast

    Every time we suck or choke,

    I'm on the sidelines tellin jokes

    I'm Joe THomas and I'm headed to the Hall Of Fame.

    That was like a 2 minute excursion. I'll ad a climb or a bridge and a chorus and record it in a few weeks.

    Later.

    Lol Ghoolie, on your website, you wrote "I am an avid bowler with an ongoing, persistent 200+ average, and multiple perfect 300 games to my credit."

    Even if your online presence is a persona, there's no doubting you have some ghoolie-like qualities in your own personality.

    @stillmotion said:

    Lol Ghoolie, on your website, you wrote "I am an avid bowler with an ongoing, persistent 200+ average, and multiple perfect 300 games to my credit."

    Even if your online presence is a persona, there's no doubting you have some ghoolie-like qualities in your own personality.

    Indeed. Jekyll was never far away from Hyde.

  • Even his "this is my last post of the weekend" posts are lies. This guy's worse than Obama.

  • Even his "this is my last post of the weekend" posts are lies. This guy's worse than Obama.

    @wargograw said:

    Even his "this is my last post of the weekend" posts are lies. This guy's worse than Obama.

    Trump literally can't speak without lying, but feel free to crowbar your political thoughts into a topic that has absolutely nothing to do with that...

  • @wargograw said:

    Even his "this is my last post of the weekend" posts are lies. This guy's worse than Obama.

    Trump literally can't speak without lying, but feel free to crowbar your political thoughts into a topic that has absolutely nothing to do with that...

    @dutch-oven said:

    Trump literally can't speak without lying, but feel free to crowbar your political thoughts into a topic that has absolutely nothing to do with that...

    @wargograw said:

    Even his "this is my last post of the weekend" posts are lies. This guy's worse than Obama.

    Fake Russian news!

  • Which begs the question:

    Why doesn't russia have pro football?

    because like I posted, communists play the accordion really poorly?

    they have no freedom?

    they are too ...damn negative about everything in life?

    they are extremely corrupt, dishonest, and warlike sombeitches?

    they get drunk and fight amongst themselves every time, in a group?

    too busy spreading lies about anybody who thinks the NFL would be a good idea?

    Too cold? too stoned? too hateful?😎

  • Ghoulie you are an azz.   You are here for comedic release for some, others you are keyboard sheet head.  Bra browns fan or leave.  We don't need you here to be sour pus.

    @lbc-mike said:

    Ghoulie you are an azz.   You are here for comedic release for some, others you are keyboard sheet head.  Bra browns fan or leave.  We don't need you here to be sour pus.

    Love em or hate em - the only thing that's going end his frustration with this franchise is winning.  We all have that in common.  When someone was slipping acid into his food and beverages back in June/July - the temporary nice guy "just call me winter" or "Tom" was posting with optimism and manners.  The tiny response back told him just give us our over-intoxicated/caffeinated goofy beyastard with potty-mouth Shakespeare back. 

    I may not always be a big fan of him going after long time passionate fans unprovoked (such as; Hoorta, Zombo, Tour, etc); but I enjoy harmless sparring with him in the midst of our 4-37 run in our last 41 games.  He's been a part of our online family here since Bedrock so I'm used to him trying telling everyone there is no Santa Claus.  I gave the guy a break a long time ago for the traumatic experience he had at his 2nd grade bus stop. We gotta have some freakin entertainment while the FO/HC seem willing to go 0-16 with a rookie QB and a high school caliber WR Corps. 

    I LMAO every time he reminds me how much I made his skin crawl while I enjoyed the 10-6 season in 2007 - after he predicted with a "book it" conviction we wouldn't even win 1 game that year. He always leaves that out; and carefully re-contexts it all to his wishes that I thought Crennel was a better coach than Belichick and Savage was a better GM than Ozzie. But that's some good ball busting back right there on his part.

    If Ghoolie wasn't here - who else would have assured us the football messiah of the 2016 draft was Paxton Lynch?  Who else would have told us the selection of Joe Thomas at #3 overall was one of the worst picks in franchise history?  Who else would have told us Sumo Wrestlers from Japan would be taking over NFL offensive lines everywhere?  Who else would have taught us the only way to wear a jock strap is over the eye on Halloween?  Who else would bellyache about a Left Tackle making 10 consecutive Pro Bowls?   Who else would subscribe to Playgirl Magazine in hopes of seeing Big Ben or Terry Bradshaw in an issue?  Who else would start a thread about challenging me to a fist fight without a willingness to show up in front of witnesses, cameras and a children's small Joe Thomas jersey I was going to stuff his pus gut into in under 30 seconds (just 2 hours from his front door)?  Who else is going to recycle the same post 4000 times?  Who else is going to forget he complimented me, Hoorta and Zombo for being passionate fans 1 week before ripping us to shreds for our passion the next?  Who else is going to type he was such a sissy that his dad sent him over to Ireland to box against pimple faced Irish girls with freckles?  Who else is going to inform us that the FO guy that drafted Brock Ostrich and brought him back to Denver is the best judge of QB talent?  Who else would dare to go out on a limb and predict a team coming off 1-15 football is going to struggle?  Or, any of our teams this side of 1999 for that matter?   Then again, who else needs to throw himself weekly chest pounding parades in celebration of this franchise losing?   Some find it sad - I find it entertaining... There's an old saying "Give me liberty or Justass." Ghoolie gives us the Justass. 

  • They get bored

  • They get bored

    @flyingfooldoug said:

    They get bored

    That's not what the inventory of views and size of his threads reflects.   Like I said, they were bored when he tried to be a nice guy that answered to Tom back in June; so that guy disappeared faster than a Houdini rabbit.  And rightfully so...

  • @flyingfooldoug said:

    They get bored

    That's not what the inventory of views and size of his threads reflects.   Like I said, they were bored when he tried to be a nice guy that answered to Tom back in June; so that guy disappeared faster than a Houdini rabbit.  And rightfully so...

    @flugel said:

    That's not what the inventory of views and size of his threads reflects.   Like I said, they were bored when he tried to be a nice guy that answered to Tom back in June; so that guy disappeared faster than a Houdini rabbit.  And rightfully so...

    I actually listened to the guy this summer and then I put him back on "mute" when the nonsense started back up again. I come here to discuss football in relation to the Browns and not a bunch of "persona non grata". I don't mind people diverting here or there, but the constant whiny crap gets old. So I prefer not to read it.

  • @flugel said:

    That's not what the inventory of views and size of his threads reflects.   Like I said, they were bored when he tried to be a nice guy that answered to Tom back in June; so that guy disappeared faster than a Houdini rabbit.  And rightfully so...

    I actually listened to the guy this summer and then I put him back on "mute" when the nonsense started back up again. I come here to discuss football in relation to the Browns and not a bunch of "persona non grata". I don't mind people diverting here or there, but the constant whiny crap gets old. So I prefer not to read it.

    @texasag1969 said:

    I actually listened to the guy this summer and then I put him back on "mute" when the nonsense started back up again. I come here to discuss football in relation to the Browns and not a bunch of "persona non grata". I don't mind people diverting here or there, but the constant whiny crap gets old. So I prefer not to read it.

    HA!  Yeah, Ghoolie does get all whiney and crotchshitty.  When the depressed start hitting the depressants - somethings gotta give and it's usually his man card.  That's the best time to make his skin crawl. I've inspired so many 4 letter words and angry replies out of him over the years that his poor wife bought him a human sized hamster wheel and named it Flugel. 

  • @texasag1969 said:

    I actually listened to the guy this summer and then I put him back on "mute" when the nonsense started back up again. I come here to discuss football in relation to the Browns and not a bunch of "persona non grata". I don't mind people diverting here or there, but the constant whiny crap gets old. So I prefer not to read it.

    HA!  Yeah, Ghoolie does get all whiney and crotchshitty.  When the depressed start hitting the depressants - somethings gotta give and it's usually his man card.  That's the best time to make his skin crawl. I've inspired so many 4 letter words and angry replies out of him over the years that his poor wife bought him a human sized hamster wheel and named it Flugel. 

    @flugel said:

    HA!  Yeah, Ghoolie does get all whiney and crotchshitty.  When the depressed start hitting the depressants - somethings gotta give and it's usually his man card.  That's the best time to make his skin crawl. I've inspired so many 4 letter words and angry replies out of him over the years that his poor wife bought him a human sized hamster wheel and named it Flugel. 

    LOL!😆😆

  • @wargograw said:

    Even his "this is my last post of the weekend" posts are lies. This guy's worse than Obama.

    Trump literally can't speak without lying, but feel free to crowbar your political thoughts into a topic that has absolutely nothing to do with that...

    @dutch-oven said:

    Trump literally can't speak without lying, but feel free to crowbar your political thoughts into a topic that has absolutely nothing to do with that...

    lol someone’s sensitive