Browns Take on the Titans
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I really do love your optimism. It's a refreshing break from jerks like me who basically think we have zero chance to win a game unless freak accidents happen all 4 quarters and we luck our way to the finish line. We literally can't score. I said after the Colts game that we wouldn't score 28 points again this season, and that game above all else is the one that will haunt us. Sure, the Jets game still stings, but my therapist made me promise not to talk about it, so I won't.
Bottom line is we don't score and we don't really have a way of consistently scoring. We have zero WRs, our defense is awful in the red zone, and our offense is worse. Kizer will be so completely gun shy in red zone trips that he won't be able to let it loose and make the play...if he even sees it at all. Once a player gets his confidence shaken, that's pretty much it folks. Remember how Kessler started out pretty well but then got his last concussion and was never the same? Once a young QB gets rocked like that, it's extremely difficult to get mentally checked in. Kizer played his last game scared and it showed. Why would it be any different now? Because he got benched? Honestly I hope so, but we can hope in one hand and poop in the other and see which one fills up quicker.
What really hurts is we squandered our defensive touchdown last week. Obviously I know we can't control those things, but we aren't likely to get many more, if any, and it sucks that it came when the game was over. As far as our opponent this week, I officially predict they will completely destroy us. I realize Mariota is banged up a bit, but he will light us up with Delaney Walker to the tune of 140 receiving yards and 2 tds. Our leading receiver won't be a receiver at all, as Duke will have the most yards...mostly coming in garbage time. Kizer will be awful again, but he won't throw the picks this week. He'll just fail to complete 50% of his passes because he'll be terrified to turn it over. We'll be doing the infamous Cleveland Browns passing attack, which consists of throwing it 20 yards horizontally, and 3 yards down the field. We will not attack the middle of the field (like teams do against US btw) and we will basically be converting 3rd down at around 20% for the game.
I wish I had better news. After all, the Titans defense isn't great, and they give up a bunch of points. However, nothing cures what ails your defense like playing us. It's not going to be pretty, and the rumblings of yet another regime change will continue to increase in the background, as we trudge our way to once again talking about the draft before the middle of the season.
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Like every Sunday is new game with a new chance to win. I will watch and watch. Then I might put in Bill Murray's ground hog day movie for full closure later.
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I can't watch it from Spain unless someone provides a good website in the Tavern Sunday. Should be in from site seeing though.
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I can't watch it from Spain unless someone provides a good website in the Tavern Sunday. Should be in from site seeing though.
I can't watch it from Spain unless someone provides a good website in the Tavern Sunday. Should be in from site seeing though.
Check reddit for steaming links...
"When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196 -
Kizer throws for 400 yards and 4 scores Sunday. 1 to Duke, 2 to Njoku and 1 to Louis
Had me going... until Louis...
But this is what could happen in any given game. Something could simply click and Kizer goes off. Then the new question will be was it a one-off or the start of something new.
Man... I want to be in a position to ask that "new" question.
"When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196 -
Let me make it perfectly clear. The only time I ever get to see the Browns on TV at home is when they play the Titans. I have to hear garbage about why am I a Browns fan day in and day out. 16 years of it. As if these rednecks smiling like village idiots with barbecue dry rub caked on their teeth are somehow superior football fans. Music City Masturbationists.
Ghoolie Guarantee...........The Browns get win #1 and start to play like the badaxxes they really are. Two Tackle gets 5 sacks and I come back to eat BBQ crow. I am pumped for this game. Go Browns.
Let me make it perfectly clear. The only time I ever get to see the Browns on TV at home is when they play the Titans. I have to hear garbage about why am I a Browns fan day in and day out. 16 years of it. As if these rednecks smiling like village idiots with barbecue dry rub caked on their teeth are somehow superior football fans. Music City Masturbationists.
Ghoolie Guarantee...........The Browns get win #1 and start to play like the badaxxes they really are. Two Tackle gets 5 sacks and I come back to eat BBQ crow. I am pumped for this game. Go Browns.
Ok, what happened to u? Is this stan running ur acct? Did the real ghoolie kick off for raider land?
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I can't watch it from Spain unless someone provides a good website in the Tavern Sunday. Should be in from site seeing though.
Check reddit for steaming links...
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So far, word is Demarco Murray might sit and Delanie Walker is banged up. Titans might think this is an easy game, but if both sit, then we'll have a good chance to rock them.
I said Kenny might light it up, apparently he missed curfew so was sent home early from the Texans game with Corey Coleman.
Kenny will get cut if he doesn't do something major soon.
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Let me make it perfectly clear. The only time I ever get to see the Browns on TV at home is when they play the Titans. I have to hear garbage about why am I a Browns fan day in and day out. 16 years of it. As if these rednecks smiling like village idiots with barbecue dry rub caked on their teeth are somehow superior football fans. Music City Masturbationists.
Ghoolie Guarantee...........The Browns get win #1 and start to play like the badaxxes they really are. Two Tackle gets 5 sacks and I come back to eat BBQ crow. I am pumped for this game. Go Browns.
Ok, what happened to u? Is this stan running ur acct? Did the real ghoolie kick off for raider land?
Ok, what happened to u? Is this stan running ur acct? Did the real ghoolie kick off for raider land?
I have been here all along man, I have been here all along.
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Let me make it perfectly clear. The only time I ever get to see the Browns on TV at home is when they play the Titans. I have to hear garbage about why am I a Browns fan day in and day out. 16 years of it. As if these rednecks smiling like village idiots with barbecue dry rub caked on their teeth are somehow superior football fans. Music City Masturbationists.
Ghoolie Guarantee...........The Browns get win #1 and start to play like the badaxxes they really are. Two Tackle gets 5 sacks and I come back to eat BBQ crow. I am pumped for this game. Go Browns.
Ok, what happened to u? Is this stan running ur acct? Did the real ghoolie kick off for raider land?
Ok, what happened to u? Is this stan running ur acct? Did the real ghoolie kick off for raider land?
My theory is there are two of him. 1) There is the real world Ghoolie who has been a long term Browns lover and still is and 2) There is the internet troll Morton Downey Jr shock jock version who vey much enjoys jerking our chains and we oblige by reacting. Just my theory
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Yeah I guess porn might be more enjoyable.??
If the Browns take it up the azz again, it could be construed as porn!
Two things that will define you: Your determination when you have nothing. Your attitude when you have everything. - Mike McCartney -
So far, word is Demarco Murray might sit and Delanie Walker is banged up. Titans might think this is an easy game, but if both sit, then we'll have a good chance to rock them.
I said Kenny might light it up, apparently he missed curfew so was sent home early from the Texans game with Corey Coleman.
Kenny will get cut if he doesn't do something major soon.
So far, word is Demarco Murray might sit and Delanie Walker is banged up. Titans might think this is an easy game, but if both sit, then we'll have a good chance to rock them.
I said Kenny might light it up, apparently he missed curfew so was sent home early from the Texans game with Corey Coleman.
Kenny will get cut if he doesn't do something major soon.
Oh crap. We have to stop Henry then? 🥷
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Yeah I guess porn might be more enjoyable.??
If the Browns take it up the azz again, it could be construed as porn!
If the Browns take it up the azz again, it could be construed as porn!
Just hold the Atomic Balm as lube...
So far, word is Demarco Murray might sit and Delanie Walker is banged up.
... but MM was FP all week.
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So far, word is Demarco Murray might sit and Delanie Walker is banged up. Titans might think this is an easy game, but if both sit, then we'll have a good chance to rock them.
I said Kenny might light it up, apparently he missed curfew so was sent home early from the Texans game with Corey Coleman.
Kenny will get cut if he doesn't do something major soon.
Oh crap. We have to stop Henry then? 🥷
Oh crap. We have to stop Henry then? 🥷
PoG has nothing on you...
"When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
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