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  • @dutch-oven said:

    What were the chances that the two guys in Texas who drink wine ended up on the same message board? 😆

    Check out the Barber Shop.   I think I put a thread in there about wine growing regions.  If not....I will just tell you that the Texas Hill Country may be considered one of the Top Ten Wine producing regions in the country.  In no particular order:

    Napa/Sonoma of course.

    Central coast of CA  (down toward  Santa Barbara)

    Washington Columbia Valley

    Oregon Willamette Valley

    The Finger Lakes,  New York

    Ohio, along Lake Erie

    Central Virginia

    Missouri Rhineland (Central Mizz)

    Shawnee Hills, Illinois

    Texas Hill Country

    Perhaps Hoorta can verify this.....or maybe he can disavow it.  But I think this is fairly accurate. 

    @the-gipper said:

    Check out the Barber Shop.   I think I put a thread in there about wine growing regions.  If not....I will just tell you that the Texas Hill Country may be considered one of the Top Ten Wine producing regions in the country.  In no particular order:

    Napa/Sonoma of course.

    Central coast of CA  (down toward  Santa Barbara)

    Washington Columbia Valley

    Oregon Willamette Valley

    The Finger Lakes,  New York

    Ohio, along Lake Erie

    Central Virginia

    Missouri Rhineland (Central Mizz)

    Shawnee Hills, Illinois

    Texas Hill Country

    Perhaps Hoorta can verify this.....or maybe he can disavow it.  But I think this is fairly accurate. 

    Michigan also should be up there.. Mich and Ohio are famous for concord grapes.. I grew up in a house that was a grape storage house over 100 years ago in Euclid.. we still had concord grape vines growing over the fence.. But I never risked eating them because Linderme Tube Factory plant was behind our house and street... And they kept dumping oil and chemicals in the woods behind the fence... Linderme Tube is now a defunct plant..

  • @the-gipper said:

    Check out the Barber Shop.   I think I put a thread in there about wine growing regions.  If not....I will just tell you that the Texas Hill Country may be considered one of the Top Ten Wine producing regions in the country.  In no particular order:

    Napa/Sonoma of course.

    Central coast of CA  (down toward  Santa Barbara)

    Washington Columbia Valley

    Oregon Willamette Valley

    The Finger Lakes,  New York

    Ohio, along Lake Erie

    Central Virginia

    Missouri Rhineland (Central Mizz)

    Shawnee Hills, Illinois

    Texas Hill Country

    Perhaps Hoorta can verify this.....or maybe he can disavow it.  But I think this is fairly accurate. 

    Michigan also should be up there.. Mich and Ohio are famous for concord grapes.. I grew up in a house that was a grape storage house over 100 years ago in Euclid.. we still had concord grape vines growing over the fence.. But I never risked eating them because Linderme Tube Factory plant was behind our house and street... And they kept dumping oil and chemicals in the woods behind the fence... Linderme Tube is now a defunct plant..

    @nickers said:

    Michigan also should be up there.. Mich and Ohio are famous for concord grapes.. I grew up in a house that was a grape storage house over 100 years ago in Euclid.. we still had concord grape vines growing over the fence.. But I never risked eating them because Linderme Tube Factory plant was behind our house and street... And they kept dumping oil and chemicals in the woods behind the fence... Linderme Tube is now a defunct plant..

    Actually, I believe Michigan is more well known for their Cherry Wines from up around the Traverse City region.  Again....defer to our expert: Hoorta.

  • Perfect wine that fits the Browns' fan's budget trying to cope with every week's disaster.

    It's a fine little wine with subtle hints of blackberry pie, raspberry liquor and the deep fruity flavor of the finest Merlot from price competitor.....................................Mogen David. 

    Yep, I'm talking a less than $6 a bottle of Wild Vines Blackberry Merlot. Even  your sweet tooth spouse can join you in the Pit of Misery. And the price is so low you can treat yourself to a  consolation steak grilled on the Barbie or, if she's gone for the weekend, just consolation from Barbie.Wine snobs need not apply.😆😆

  • ummmm.... 😵

  • ummmm.... 😵

    @tour2ma said:

    ummmm.... 😵

    What? Did you prefer it was all in pink ink?🙄

  • Perfect wine that fits the Browns' fan's budget trying to cope with every week's disaster.

    It's a fine little wine with subtle hints of blackberry pie, raspberry liquor and the deep fruity flavor of the finest Merlot from price competitor.....................................Mogen David. 

    Yep, I'm talking a less than $6 a bottle of Wild Vines Blackberry Merlot. Even  your sweet tooth spouse can join you in the Pit of Misery. And the price is so low you can treat yourself to a  consolation steak grilled on the Barbie or, if she's gone for the weekend, just consolation from Barbie.Wine snobs need not apply.😆😆

    @texasag1969 said:

    Perfect wine that fits the Browns' fan's budget trying to cope with every week's disaster.

    It's a fine little wine with subtle hints of blackberry pie, raspberry liquor and the deep fruity flavor of the finest Merlot from price competitor.....................................Mogen David. 

    Yep, I'm talking a less than $6 a bottle of Wild Vines Blackberry Merlot. Even  your sweet tooth spouse can join you in the Pit of Misery. And the price is so low you can treat yourself to a  consolation steak grilled on the Barbie or, if she's gone for the weekend, just consolation from Barbie.Wine snobs need not apply.😆😆

    Dilly dilly!!!   This stuff might be OK too, though I doubt there's much real cherry in that offering at that price....   

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    While we're on the topic of cheap wine I give you this excerpt. Ag, I almost peed myself I was laughing so hard reading this review...   http://www.bumwine.com/tbird.html

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    "As pictured (above), look for the pigeon feces and you'll find this old bird.  As soon as you taste this swill, it will be obvious that its makers cut every corner possible in its production to make it cheap.  Self-proclaimed as "The American Classic,"  Thunderbird is Vinted and bottled by E&J Gallo Winery, in in Modesto, CA.  Disguised like Night Train, the label says that it is made by "Thunderbird, Ltd."  If your taste buds are shot, and you need to get trashed with a quickness, then "T-bird" is the drink for you.  Or, if you like to smell your hand after pumping gas, look no further than Thunderbird.  As you drink on, the bird soars higher while you sink lower.  The undisputed leader of the five in foulness of flavor, we highly discourage drinking this ghastly mixture of unknown chemicals unless you really are a bum.  A convenience store clerk in Show Low, AZ once told me that only the oldest of stumbling indian drunks from the reservation buy Thunderbird.  Available in 750 mL and a devastating 50 oz jug."

  • LOL! Want a guess on who makes Wild Vines Blackberry Merlot?

    You guessed correctly! Written right there in the fine print on the bottle.😛

    But it does taste better than some Spanish sangrias I've had. Sorry Nero.😁

  • LOL! Want a guess on who makes Wild Vines Blackberry Merlot?

    You guessed correctly! Written right there in the fine print on the bottle.😛

    But it does taste better than some Spanish sangrias I've had. Sorry Nero.😁

    @texasag1969 said:

    LOL! Want a guess on who makes Wild Vines Blackberry Merlot?

    You guessed correctly! Written right there in the fine print on the bottle.😛

    But it does taste better than some Spanish sangrias I've had. Sorry Nero.😁

    It can happen. Sangrías are very personal and depending on who makes it can be either glorious or dreadful. 

    I've drunk very cheap sangrías which were amazing.

    Anyhow, it is not considered a 'sophisticated' beverage.

  • The whole "sophisticated" drinking thing makes me laugh. Drink what you like, if its $5 or $5000. Hell yeah, I've drank some of the Wild Vines Blackberry! 😆

    Reminds me of the dbags at the Kent bars, graduate students most likely, who tried to show the world how "sophisticated" they were as they choked down Scotch. It was painfully obvious they hated it, but it went with the blazers with elbow patches they were rockin'.

  • The whole "sophisticated" drinking thing makes me laugh. Drink what you like, if its $5 or $5000. Hell yeah, I've drank some of the Wild Vines Blackberry! 😆

    Reminds me of the dbags at the Kent bars, graduate students most likely, who tried to show the world how "sophisticated" they were as they choked down Scotch. It was painfully obvious they hated it, but it went with the blazers with elbow patches they were rockin'.

    @dutch-oven said:

    The whole "sophisticated" drinking thing makes me laugh. Drink what you like, if its $5 or $5000. Hell yeah, I've drank some of the Wild Vines Blackberry! 😆

    Reminds me of the dbags at the Kent bars, graduate students most likely, who tried to show the world how "sophisticated" they were as they choked down Scotch. It was painfully obvious they hated it, but it went with the blazers with elbow patches they were rockin'.

    I said sophisticated becaude though it is popular, you won't usually drink it in a 'formal' lunch. It is very informal.

    Drink whatever you want, though.

  • @dutch-oven said:

    The whole "sophisticated" drinking thing makes me laugh. Drink what you like, if its $5 or $5000. Hell yeah, I've drank some of the Wild Vines Blackberry! 😆

    Reminds me of the dbags at the Kent bars, graduate students most likely, who tried to show the world how "sophisticated" they were as they choked down Scotch. It was painfully obvious they hated it, but it went with the blazers with elbow patches they were rockin'.

    I said sophisticated becaude though it is popular, you won't usually drink it in a 'formal' lunch. It is very informal.

    Drink whatever you want, though.

    @nero said:

    I said sophisticated becaude though it is popular, you won't usually drink it in a 'formal' lunch. It is very informal.

    Drink whatever you want, though.

    Oh I know Nero, I was more taking shots at people who are wine/beer snobs. You know, the "I only drink IPAs made from artisanal makers with long beards who live in Brooklyn" type of people. 

  • I've enjoyed Sangria... not afraid to admit it.

    Worst wine? Pear Ripple... was rounding out a case for a discount in college and last couple bottles were cheapest a roomie and I could find. So essentially got it for free... and at that cost it was overpriced.

    Not about snob... it's about value and the occasional indulgence... it's about enjoyment.

  • The little brat needs to spend some time in the Skinner box. Treats when he sees Brown and orange electric shock when he sees Black and Yellow.

    😄

    WSS

  • The whole "sophisticated" drinking thing makes me laugh. Drink what you like, if its $5 or $5000. Hell yeah, I've drank some of the Wild Vines Blackberry! 😆

    Reminds me of the dbags at the Kent bars, graduate students most likely, who tried to show the world how "sophisticated" they were as they choked down Scotch. It was painfully obvious they hated it, but it went with the blazers with elbow patches they were rockin'.

    @dutch-oven said:

    The whole "sophisticated" drinking thing makes me laugh. Drink what you like, if its $5 or $5000. Hell yeah, I've drank some of the Wild Vines Blackberry! 😆

    Reminds me of the dbags at the Kent bars, graduate students most likely, who tried to show the world how "sophisticated" they were as they choked down Scotch. It was painfully obvious they hated it, but it went with the blazers with elbow patches they were rockin'.

    Ha I well remember circa 1969 visiting my pal at the University of Dayton dorm. a couple guys down the hall had bricked in the wall of their room with Passport Scotch bottles- they only lasted one semester....   

  • Perfect wine that fits the Browns' fan's budget trying to cope with every week's disaster.

    It's a fine little wine with subtle hints of blackberry pie, raspberry liquor and the deep fruity flavor of the finest Merlot from price competitor.....................................Mogen David. 

    Yep, I'm talking a less than $6 a bottle of Wild Vines Blackberry Merlot. Even  your sweet tooth spouse can join you in the Pit of Misery. And the price is so low you can treat yourself to a  consolation steak grilled on the Barbie or, if she's gone for the weekend, just consolation from Barbie.Wine snobs need not apply.😆😆

    @texasag1969 said:

    Perfect wine that fits the Browns' fan's budget trying to cope with every week's disaster.

    It's a fine little wine with subtle hints of blackberry pie, raspberry liquor and the deep fruity flavor of the finest Merlot from price competitor.....................................Mogen David. 

    Yep, I'm talking a less than $6 a bottle of Wild Vines Blackberry Merlot. Even  your sweet tooth spouse can join you in the Pit of Misery. And the price is so low you can treat yourself to a  consolation steak grilled on the Barbie or, if she's gone for the weekend, just consolation from Barbie.Wine snobs need not apply.😆😆

    I saw some wine for $3.99 in the store yesterday but decided not to buy itI saw some wine for $3.99 in the store yesterday but decided not to buy it

  • @texasag1969 said:

    Perfect wine that fits the Browns' fan's budget trying to cope with every week's disaster.

    It's a fine little wine with subtle hints of blackberry pie, raspberry liquor and the deep fruity flavor of the finest Merlot from price competitor.....................................Mogen David. 

    Yep, I'm talking a less than $6 a bottle of Wild Vines Blackberry Merlot. Even  your sweet tooth spouse can join you in the Pit of Misery. And the price is so low you can treat yourself to a  consolation steak grilled on the Barbie or, if she's gone for the weekend, just consolation from Barbie.Wine snobs need not apply.😆😆

    I saw some wine for $3.99 in the store yesterday but decided not to buy itI saw some wine for $3.99 in the store yesterday but decided not to buy it

    @the-gipper said:

    I saw some wine for $3.99 in the store yesterday but decided not to buy itI saw some wine for $3.99 in the store yesterday but decided not to buy it

    Well the Wild Vines Blackberry Merlot was even less than $6 because they asked if i was a veteran so I got a 10% vets discount by showing my VA card.

  • You guys ever try dandelion wine?

    My German relatives back in the day used to make it.

  • You guys ever try dandelion wine?

    My German relatives back in the day used to make it.

    @dutch-oven said:

    You guys ever try dandelion wine?

    My German relatives back in the day used to make it.

    I can't imagine that dandelion wine doesn't just tastes like holy hell.

    WSS

  • The whole wine thread needs a song chaser. "He always had some mighty fine wine." 😆

  • @dutch-oven said:

    You guys ever try dandelion wine?

    My German relatives back in the day used to make it.

    I can't imagine that dandelion wine doesn't just tastes like holy hell.

    WSS

    @westside-steve said:

    I can't imagine that dandelion wine doesn't just tastes like holy hell.

    WSS

    It's, well, interesting.

    Breitenbach makes it too, Ray Bradbury had a collection of his short stories under the title 'Dandelion Wine'... 😆