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2017 BROWNS MOVIE - who is cast?

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  • stillmotionS stillmotion wrote on last edited by stillmotion
    #1

    Jimmy Haslam - Billy Bob Thorton.... Dude could knock it out of the park playing the inept billionaire criminal

    Dee Haslam - Sharon Stone - Seems like a right fit here. 

    Hue Jackson - Cuba Gooding Jr - Has to shave his head to make it work (and gain maybe 40lbs), but he was great in Tobey McGuire and can pull this off. (Anthony Anderson from Kangaroo Jack comes in a close second)

    Sashi Brown - Denzel Washington. Seems to be perfect for this role. Could knock it out of the park.

    Paul Depodesta - I'd like to see Jude Law here, but i'm going to go with my gut and bring back Jonah Hill even though he was in my opinion horrible casted in the prequel (moneyball).

    Deshone Kizer - Michael B Jordon - Someone would have to play the young rookie QB

    Josh Gordon - Dave Chapelle.... Again, a knock out of the ballpark with this

    Joe Thomas - Brad Garrett - We've seen him on Everybody Loves Raymond, I think if he could pull of Joe T....

    Dolph Lundgren - Gregg Williams - Just a badass, and can completely take over a scene

    and if needed - Johnny Manziel - Mark Wahlberg

    Let me know if you agree or can come up with a better actor/actress to play someone

  • A Alkid3 wrote on last edited by
    #2

    Hahaha... Kevin Hogan can be played by the board member who won't let go of his sack... 

  • Hahaha... Kevin Hogan can be played by the board member who won't let go of his sack... 

    stillmotionS stillmotion wrote on last edited by
    #3

    @alkid3 said:

    Hahaha... Kevin Hogan can be played by the board member who won't let go of his sack... 

    Hogan could be played by Zach Woods (Jared  from Silicon Valley)

  • cdl15C cdl15 wrote on last edited by
    #4

    Alan alna for Haslem

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  • cdl15C cdl15 wrote on last edited by
    #5

    Sashi Brown

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  • nickersN nickers wrote on last edited by
    #6

    The Dolph Lundgren choice as 3G I like.. not to sure about the rest..

  • RichiswhereR Richiswhere wrote on last edited by
    #7

    Sashi

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  • Jimmy Haslam - Billy Bob Thorton.... Dude could knock it out of the park playing the inept billionaire criminal

    Dee Haslam - Sharon Stone - Seems like a right fit here. 

    Hue Jackson - Cuba Gooding Jr - Has to shave his head to make it work (and gain maybe 40lbs), but he was great in Tobey McGuire and can pull this off. (Anthony Anderson from Kangaroo Jack comes in a close second)

    Sashi Brown - Denzel Washington. Seems to be perfect for this role. Could knock it out of the park.

    Paul Depodesta - I'd like to see Jude Law here, but i'm going to go with my gut and bring back Jonah Hill even though he was in my opinion horrible casted in the prequel (moneyball).

    Deshone Kizer - Michael B Jordon - Someone would have to play the young rookie QB

    Josh Gordon - Dave Chapelle.... Again, a knock out of the ballpark with this

    Joe Thomas - Brad Garrett - We've seen him on Everybody Loves Raymond, I think if he could pull of Joe T....

    Dolph Lundgren - Gregg Williams - Just a badass, and can completely take over a scene

    and if needed - Johnny Manziel - Mark Wahlberg

    Let me know if you agree or can come up with a better actor/actress to play someone

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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    @stillmotion said:

    Jimmy Haslam - Billy Bob Thorton.... Dude could knock it out of the park playing the inept billionaire criminal

    If he were alive....I would have preferred Jim Varney doing Ernest P. Worral as Jimmy Haslam

    Dee Haslam - Sharon Stone - Seems like a right fit here. 

    Annie Potts

    Hue Jackson - Cuba Gooding Jr - Has to shave his head to make it work (and gain maybe 40lbs), but he was great in Tobey McGuire and can pull this off. (Anthony Anderson from Kangaroo Jack comes in a close second)

    I can't get the image of the Black Uncle Fester out of my mind. In that respect....how about Cedrick the Entertainer.

    Sashi Brown - Denzel Washington. Seems to be perfect for this role. Could knock it out of the park.

    Jaleel White....you know  Urkel

    Paul Depodesta - I'd like to see Jude Law here, but i'm going to go with my gut and bring back Jonah Hill even though he was in my opinion horrible casted in the prequel (moneyball).

    Will Farrell

    Deshone Kizer - Michael B Jordon - Someone would have to play the young rookie QB

    Kevin Hart.   He plays sometimes like he is 5'6"

    Josh Gordon - Dave Chapelle.... Again, a knock out of the ballpark with this

    Eddie Murphy..though...Chapelle would be good too.

    Joe Thomas - Brad Garrett - We've seen him on Everybody Loves Raymond, I think if he could pull of Joe T....

    Matt LeBlanc

    Dolph Lundgren - Gregg Williams - Just a badass, and can completely take over a scene

    Jim Gaffigan.

    and if needed - Johnny Manziel - Mark Wahlberg

    Gilbert Gottfried.

    Let me know if you agree or can come up with a better actor/actress to play someone

  • Sashi

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    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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    @richiswhere said:

    Sashi

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    Great minds think alike.

  • Jimmy Haslam - Billy Bob Thorton.... Dude could knock it out of the park playing the inept billionaire criminal

    Dee Haslam - Sharon Stone - Seems like a right fit here. 

    Hue Jackson - Cuba Gooding Jr - Has to shave his head to make it work (and gain maybe 40lbs), but he was great in Tobey McGuire and can pull this off. (Anthony Anderson from Kangaroo Jack comes in a close second)

    Sashi Brown - Denzel Washington. Seems to be perfect for this role. Could knock it out of the park.

    Paul Depodesta - I'd like to see Jude Law here, but i'm going to go with my gut and bring back Jonah Hill even though he was in my opinion horrible casted in the prequel (moneyball).

    Deshone Kizer - Michael B Jordon - Someone would have to play the young rookie QB

    Josh Gordon - Dave Chapelle.... Again, a knock out of the ballpark with this

    Joe Thomas - Brad Garrett - We've seen him on Everybody Loves Raymond, I think if he could pull of Joe T....

    Dolph Lundgren - Gregg Williams - Just a badass, and can completely take over a scene

    and if needed - Johnny Manziel - Mark Wahlberg

    Let me know if you agree or can come up with a better actor/actress to play someone

    W wargograw wrote on last edited by
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    @stillmotion said:

    Jimmy Haslam - Billy Bob Thorton.... Dude could knock it out of the park playing the inept billionaire criminal

    Dee Haslam - Sharon Stone - Seems like a right fit here. 

    Hue Jackson - Cuba Gooding Jr - Has to shave his head to make it work (and gain maybe 40lbs), but he was great in Tobey McGuire and can pull this off. (Anthony Anderson from Kangaroo Jack comes in a close second)

    Sashi Brown - Denzel Washington. Seems to be perfect for this role. Could knock it out of the park.

    Paul Depodesta - I'd like to see Jude Law here, but i'm going to go with my gut and bring back Jonah Hill even though he was in my opinion horrible casted in the prequel (moneyball).

    Deshone Kizer - Michael B Jordon - Someone would have to play the young rookie QB

    Josh Gordon - Dave Chapelle.... Again, a knock out of the ballpark with this

    Joe Thomas - Brad Garrett - We've seen him on Everybody Loves Raymond, I think if he could pull of Joe T....

    Dolph Lundgren - Gregg Williams - Just a badass, and can completely take over a scene

    and if needed - Johnny Manziel - Mark Wahlberg

    Let me know if you agree or can come up with a better actor/actress to play someone

    Dee should be another Sharon.... Osborne.

    Denzel would be good for Sashi. Sashi's got more gravitas than anyone in every room he's in.