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  • By complete coincidence I am  reading this thread while a Star Trek episode on space channel plays in the background.  Was just some hotel back noise lol. I do love Star Trek though 

  • @ghoolie said:

    I would lose. I would not even make the effort. Zomblow brought the fight crap up. He added idiotic conditions to protect himself from it ever becoming a reality, and now you have correctly called me his master. Ghooliashi ForYu.

    I have just challenged LeBron James to a 1-on-1 basketball game. The game will take place in Provo Utah and the home of a Browns fan who has a full court on his property. Lebran has 7 days to accept it, or admit that he chickened out.

    Why would you not make the effort?   We could do it in Vegas on one of your trips there.  Z can make a trip to Vegas easily enough.  And Stan can go and referree.  Or, maybe Stan would rather participate in the eating contest. 

    Just don't challenge him to a Margarita drinking contest.

    @the-gipper said:

    Why would you not make the effort?   We could do it in Vegas on one of your trips there.  Z can make a trip to Vegas easily enough.  And Stan can go and referree.  Or, maybe Stan would rather participate in the eating contest. 

    Just don't challenge him to a Margarita drinking contest.

    If we did it in Vegas, I have a gym, I have a ref, and, Ernie is there for me as well. Zomblow would do better in Memphis. Vegas is truly, for more reasons than you know, my jungle.

  • @the-gipper said:

    Why would you not make the effort?   We could do it in Vegas on one of your trips there.  Z can make a trip to Vegas easily enough.  And Stan can go and referree.  Or, maybe Stan would rather participate in the eating contest. 

    Just don't challenge him to a Margarita drinking contest.

    If we did it in Vegas, I have a gym, I have a ref, and, Ernie is there for me as well. Zomblow would do better in Memphis. Vegas is truly, for more reasons than you know, my jungle.

    @ghoolie said:

    If we did it in Vegas, I have a gym, I have a ref, and, Ernie is there for me as well. Zomblow would do better in Memphis. Vegas is truly, for more reasons than you know, my jungle.

    Most beautiful woman ever saw was standing in the alcove area at the entrance to the Venetian in a form fitting high class dress with appropriate understated little sparkles here and there. I told my wife that she was looking at $1000 a night standing right there looking innocent as anything. Staff don't chase a woman like that off. They don't have to say a thing and someone will come along and take her in with minimal communication needed. What a place and what a piece!!😁

  • @unsympathetic said:

    If you truly believe that, why are you here?  Same thing has been said about many other teams in the past, such as the Astros.

    You take it a bit too seriously.  This is primarily a play on the "No Win"  situation....because the Browns had "no wins".  

    Plus...is it fair to say that it seems that the Patriots are the Captain Kirks of the NFL?   They cheat to win. (except they don't get commendations for it).

    @the-gipper said:

    You take it a bit too seriously.  This is primarily a play on the "No Win"  situation....because the Browns had "no wins".  

    Plus...is it fair to say that it seems that the Patriots are the Captain Kirks of the NFL?   They cheat to win. (except they don't get commendations for it).

    I'm not sure NE cheat to win, they just have been winning for so long, that the Refs just give them calls that they wouldn't give other teams.  If the Browns get to the point where we win that many SBs, I wouldn't be surprised to see us get those calls as well. 

  • @the-gipper said:

    You take it a bit too seriously.  This is primarily a play on the "No Win"  situation....because the Browns had "no wins".  

    Plus...is it fair to say that it seems that the Patriots are the Captain Kirks of the NFL?   They cheat to win. (except they don't get commendations for it).

    I'm not sure NE cheat to win, they just have been winning for so long, that the Refs just give them calls that they wouldn't give other teams.  If the Browns get to the point where we win that many SBs, I wouldn't be surprised to see us get those calls as well. 

    @dawg2fan said:

    I'm not sure NE cheat to win, they just have been winning for so long, that the Refs just give them calls that they wouldn't give other teams.  If the Browns get to the point where we win that many SBs, I wouldn't be surprised to see us get those calls as well. 

    The Billy Ball Pats will cheat anytime they can......remember too we only hear about it when they actually get caught! Spying, deflated balls, who knows, Billy thinks it's just part of the game.

  • @the-gipper said:

    Why would you not make the effort?   We could do it in Vegas on one of your trips there.  Z can make a trip to Vegas easily enough.  And Stan can go and referree.  Or, maybe Stan would rather participate in the eating contest. 

    Just don't challenge him to a Margarita drinking contest.

    If we did it in Vegas, I have a gym, I have a ref, and, Ernie is there for me as well. Zomblow would do better in Memphis. Vegas is truly, for more reasons than you know, my jungle.

    @ghoolie said:

    If we did it in Vegas, I have a gym, I have a ref, and, Ernie is there for me as well. Zomblow would do better in Memphis. Vegas is truly, for more reasons than you know, my jungle.

    I am talking about the food eating challenge, not the fight. 

  • @the-gipper said:

    You take it a bit too seriously.  This is primarily a play on the "No Win"  situation....because the Browns had "no wins".  

    Plus...is it fair to say that it seems that the Patriots are the Captain Kirks of the NFL?   They cheat to win. (except they don't get commendations for it).

    I'm not sure NE cheat to win, they just have been winning for so long, that the Refs just give them calls that they wouldn't give other teams.  If the Browns get to the point where we win that many SBs, I wouldn't be surprised to see us get those calls as well. 

    @dawg2fan said:

    I'm not sure NE cheat to win, they just have been winning for so long, that the Refs just give them calls that they wouldn't give other teams.  If the Browns get to the point where we win that many SBs, I wouldn't be surprised to see us get those calls as well. 

    What fuyucking rock have you been living under?   The Pats cheat even when they don't need to.  Have you not heard of spygate, deflategate, etc. 

    Oi!

  • Star Trek is gay.

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    Zombo said:

    Star Trek is gay.

    Zombo

  • @dawg2fan said:

    I'm not sure NE cheat to win, they just have been winning for so long, that the Refs just give them calls that they wouldn't give other teams.  If the Browns get to the point where we win that many SBs, I wouldn't be surprised to see us get those calls as well. 

    The Billy Ball Pats will cheat anytime they can......remember too we only hear about it when they actually get caught! Spying, deflated balls, who knows, Billy thinks it's just part of the game.

    @mjp28 said:

    The Billy Ball Pats will cheat anytime they can......remember too we only hear about it when they actually get caught! Spying, deflated balls, who knows, Billy thinks it's just part of the game.

    And if we win as many SBs (in a short period as they did), we will get the calls as well.  It's natural and not many teams can do it.  Has nothing to do with Bill or Tom, just winning football. 

  • @dawg2fan said:

    I'm not sure NE cheat to win, they just have been winning for so long, that the Refs just give them calls that they wouldn't give other teams.  If the Browns get to the point where we win that many SBs, I wouldn't be surprised to see us get those calls as well. 

    What fuyucking rock have you been living under?   The Pats cheat even when they don't need to.  Have you not heard of spygate, deflategate, etc. 

    Oi!

    @the-gipper said:

    What fuyucking rock have you been living under?   The Pats cheat even when they don't need to.  Have you not heard of spygate, deflategate, etc. 

    Oi!

    Oh yes I have, and as many SBs as they win, no one will be happier than me.  My wife told me they (Steelers) just expect to win the SB every year.  I know Pat fans expect it as well, but at least I don't have to hear about it.  And like I said, if we win as many SBs as they did, we would get the calls as well.  

  • @mjp28 said:

    The Billy Ball Pats will cheat anytime they can......remember too we only hear about it when they actually get caught! Spying, deflated balls, who knows, Billy thinks it's just part of the game.

    And if we win as many SBs (in a short period as they did), we will get the calls as well.  It's natural and not many teams can do it.  Has nothing to do with Bill or Tom, just winning football. 

    @dawg2fan said:

    And if we win as many SBs (in a short period as they did), we will get the calls as well.  It's natural and not many teams can do it.  Has nothing to do with Bill or Tom, just winning football. 

    Just for fun......

    http://yourteamcheats.com/NE

    INDEX OF RECORDED PATRIOTS CHEATS:

  • @the-gipper said:

    What fuyucking rock have you been living under?   The Pats cheat even when they don't need to.  Have you not heard of spygate, deflategate, etc. 

    Oi!

    Oh yes I have, and as many SBs as they win, no one will be happier than me.  My wife told me they (Steelers) just expect to win the SB every year.  I know Pat fans expect it as well, but at least I don't have to hear about it.  And like I said, if we win as many SBs as they did, we would get the calls as well.  

    @dawg2fan said:

    Oh yes I have, and as many SBs as they win, no one will be happier than me.  My wife told me they (Steelers) just expect to win the SB every year.  I know Pat fans expect it as well, but at least I don't have to hear about it.  And like I said, if we win as many SBs as they did, we would get the calls as well.  

    That still doesn't explain why you think that the Pats have not been cheaters.

    They are like DJT....who will lie even  when the truth serves him better.  The Pats will cheat because they want to...not because they have to to win.

  • @dawg2fan said:

    And if we win as many SBs (in a short period as they did), we will get the calls as well.  It's natural and not many teams can do it.  Has nothing to do with Bill or Tom, just winning football. 

    Just for fun......

    http://yourteamcheats.com/NE

    INDEX OF RECORDED PATRIOTS CHEATS:

    @mjp28 said:

    Just for fun......

    http://yourteamcheats.com/NE

    INDEX OF RECORDED PATRIOTS CHEATS:

    And they get away with it.  Why?  Winning.  They've won 5 SBs in the last 15 years, it's unbelievable.  And I hope they win another one.  

  • @dawg2fan said:

    Oh yes I have, and as many SBs as they win, no one will be happier than me.  My wife told me they (Steelers) just expect to win the SB every year.  I know Pat fans expect it as well, but at least I don't have to hear about it.  And like I said, if we win as many SBs as they did, we would get the calls as well.  

    That still doesn't explain why you think that the Pats have not been cheaters.

    They are like DJT....who will lie even  when the truth serves him better.  The Pats will cheat because they want to...not because they have to to win.

    @the-gipper said:

    That still doesn't explain why you think that the Pats have not been cheaters.

    They are like DJT....who will lie even  when the truth serves him better.  The Pats will cheat because they want to...not because they have to to win.

    Whatever it takes to win.  To be honest, I really don't care.  As long as they get more rings than the Steelers, I'm ok.  Right now the Steelers have 6, Pats have 5.  They need to win 2 more to take the crown.

  • @mjp28 said:

    Just for fun......

    http://yourteamcheats.com/NE

    INDEX OF RECORDED PATRIOTS CHEATS:

    And they get away with it.  Why?  Winning.  They've won 5 SBs in the last 15 years, it's unbelievable.  And I hope they win another one.  

    @dawg2fan said:

    And they get away with it.  Why?  Winning.  They've won 5 SBs in the last 15 years, it's unbelievable.  And I hope they win another one.  

    Whatever... 

    @dawg2fan said:

    Whatever it takes to win.  To be honest, I really don't care.  As long as they get more rings than the Steelers, I'm ok.  Right now the Steelers have 6, Pats have 5.  They need to win 2 more to take the crown.

    Nah, I want the Vikings to win one before the Patriots win six....  

  • @the-gipper said:

    That still doesn't explain why you think that the Pats have not been cheaters.

    They are like DJT....who will lie even  when the truth serves him better.  The Pats will cheat because they want to...not because they have to to win.

    Whatever it takes to win.  To be honest, I really don't care.  As long as they get more rings than the Steelers, I'm ok.  Right now the Steelers have 6, Pats have 5.  They need to win 2 more to take the crown.

    @dawg2fan said:

    Whatever it takes to win.  To be honest, I really don't care.  As long as they get more rings than the Steelers, I'm ok.  Right now the Steelers have 6, Pats have 5.  They need to win 2 more to take the crown.

    The Packers have 13.  The Bears have 9.  the Browns and Giants have 8.  Teams from Northeast Ohio have a total of 13.   Why worry about just those teams that don't even have half of the number we have.

  • @dawg2fan said:

    Whatever it takes to win.  To be honest, I really don't care.  As long as they get more rings than the Steelers, I'm ok.  Right now the Steelers have 6, Pats have 5.  They need to win 2 more to take the crown.

    The Packers have 13.  The Bears have 9.  the Browns and Giants have 8.  Teams from Northeast Ohio have a total of 13.   Why worry about just those teams that don't even have half of the number we have.

    @the-gipper said:

    The Packers have 13.  The Bears have 9.  the Browns and Giants have 8.  Teams from Northeast Ohio have a total of 13.   Why worry about just those teams that don't even have half of the number we have.

    My wife hates the Pats because they won recently.  My problem is between these two teams.  

  • @dawg2fan said:

    And they get away with it.  Why?  Winning.  They've won 5 SBs in the last 15 years, it's unbelievable.  And I hope they win another one.  

    Whatever... 

    @dawg2fan said:

    Whatever it takes to win.  To be honest, I really don't care.  As long as they get more rings than the Steelers, I'm ok.  Right now the Steelers have 6, Pats have 5.  They need to win 2 more to take the crown.

    Nah, I want the Vikings to win one before the Patriots win six....  

    @hoorta said:

    Whatever... 

    Nah, I want the Vikings to win one before the Patriots win six....  

    Well, Brady's getting bit old.  While I understand you want the Vikes to win (so do I), but I need the Pats to win at one more and at least tie the Steelers.  Of course,  I wouldn't feel to badly if the Vikes win this one. 

  • @ghoolie said:

    If we did it in Vegas, I have a gym, I have a ref, and, Ernie is there for me as well. Zomblow would do better in Memphis. Vegas is truly, for more reasons than you know, my jungle.

    Most beautiful woman ever saw was standing in the alcove area at the entrance to the Venetian in a form fitting high class dress with appropriate understated little sparkles here and there. I told my wife that she was looking at $1000 a night standing right there looking innocent as anything. Staff don't chase a woman like that off. They don't have to say a thing and someone will come along and take her in with minimal communication needed. What a place and what a piece!!😁

    @texasag1969 said:

    Most beautiful woman ever saw was standing in the alcove area at the entrance to the Venetian in a form fitting high class dress with appropriate understated little sparkles here and there. I told my wife that she was looking at $1000 a night standing right there looking innocent as anything. Staff don't chase a woman like that off. They don't have to say a thing and someone will come along and take her in with minimal communication needed. What a place and what a piece!!😁

    The women, that is to say, the working girls are phenomenal. The $1,000 a night girls are not top shelf. Those you can find on Backpage, or on the business cards the Mexicans hand out to you as you walk around. Most likely, the women you were looking at were more like $5,000 a night. If they aren't being chased away by staff, they aren't the $1,000 a night chicks. Those babes are an annoyance and are a dime-a-dozen.

    The other things is, the really good looking ones, I mean runaway model caliber who sit down and ask you if you have a room or want company, are cops. Guys get busted all the time taking undercover cop chicks up on their lead. And no....it is not entrapment.

    Several times a year, I play at the Venetian,and during those wee hours I have enjoyed watching a whole bunch of whore life. I love it. Entertaining? Hell, it is mystifying. Gorgeous, gorgeous women, and a lifestyle most don't even know exists.