Deeply Religious People are Weird
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Don't even bother man. The same thing has been explained on here to them dozens of times before. They'll take the meme that says the things they like over any actual explanation.
I will step off the reservation and agree with that one. Despite the myth that Lincoln so loved his fellow man he butchered thousands upon thousands of his own people to free them, the Republicans and Democrats of the Lincoln era were a lot different. Unfortunately I think the Democrats and there staunch black support stem from the memorable Lyndon Baines Johnson quotes, which I think many of you should remember.
WSS
I will step off the reservation and agree with that one. Despite the myth that Lincoln so loved his fellow man he butchered thousands upon thousands of his own people to free them, the Republicans and Democrats of the Lincoln era were a lot different. Unfortunately I think the Democrats and there staunch black support stem from the memorable Lyndon Baines Johnson quotes, which I think many of you should remember.
WSS
Yes, another classic on here from the Far Right Wing Conservative Playbook.
Other popular playbooks on here: The Very Religious Christian Playbook and the Science Denier Playbook
Miraculously, they seem to have some overlap.
Ja.brill Peppers - Cleveland Brown OldBrownsFan, on 02 Jun 2017 - 5:09PM said: "No you are not the work of the devil but you are deceived by the devil." Who's got it better than us? Nooooobody! -
I won't waste my time explaining the switch so instead I will just post this religious choice joke concerning religion and squirrels.
There were four churches and a synagogue in a small town in the U.S.a Presbyterian church,a Baptist church,a Methodist church,a Catholic church, anda Jewish synagogue.Each church and the synagogue had a problem with squirrels.The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the baptistry and let the squirrels slide in and drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.The Methodist church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took one squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since.
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I will step off the reservation and agree with that one. Despite the myth that Lincoln so loved his fellow man he butchered thousands upon thousands of his own people to free them, the Republicans and Democrats of the Lincoln era were a lot different. Unfortunately I think the Democrats and there staunch black support stem from the memorable Lyndon Baines Johnson quotes, which I think many of you should remember.
WSS
Yes, another classic on here from the Far Right Wing Conservative Playbook.
Other popular playbooks on here: The Very Religious Christian Playbook and the Science Denier Playbook
Miraculously, they seem to have some overlap.
Yes, another classic on here from the Far Right Wing Conservative Playbook.
Other popular playbooks on here: The Very Religious Christian Playbook and the Science Denier Playbook
Miraculously, they seem to have some overlap.
Religious play book. Far Right Wing conservative playbook. Scary Dark People. Woody.
"You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970. -
Heard that joke long before, TexAg, but it's just as funny reading it again.
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Yes, another classic on here from the Far Right Wing Conservative Playbook.
Other popular playbooks on here: The Very Religious Christian Playbook and the Science Denier Playbook
Miraculously, they seem to have some overlap.
Religious play book. Far Right Wing conservative playbook. Scary Dark People. Woody.
Religious play book. Far Right Wing conservative playbook. Scary Dark People. Woody.
Hey there's a far left wing playbook too I imagine. You just don't see it here, regardless of what some of you may think. There aren't left wing opposites here far enough to balance the board out. That would be more entertaining tho
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A convenient explanation but largely flat out wrong. There was no miraculous party shift
What would you say happened?
What would you say happened?
The Democrats wised up and realized you could catch more flies with honey than vinegar after they lost the war. Then they decided to pretend they had been for it all along.
"Don't look over here, guy, look over there"
Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind... -
I won't waste my time explaining the switch so instead I will just post this religious choice joke concerning religion and squirrels.
There were four churches and a synagogue in a small town in the U.S.a Presbyterian church,a Baptist church,a Methodist church,a Catholic church, anda Jewish synagogue.Each church and the synagogue had a problem with squirrels.The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the baptistry and let the squirrels slide in and drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.The Methodist church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took one squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since.I won't waste my time explaining the switch so instead I will just post this religious choice joke concerning religion and squirrels.
There were four churches and a synagogue in a small town in the U.S.a Presbyterian church,a Baptist church,a Methodist church,a Catholic church, anda Jewish synagogue.Each church and the synagogue had a problem with squirrels.The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the baptistry and let the squirrels slide in and drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.The Methodist church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took one squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since.You forgot to mention the Muslim squirrel.
He put a suicide vest on one his many wives, and took out the other squirrels.
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I won't waste my time explaining the switch so instead I will just post this religious choice joke concerning religion and squirrels.
There were four churches and a synagogue in a small town in the U.S.a Presbyterian church,a Baptist church,a Methodist church,a Catholic church, anda Jewish synagogue.Each church and the synagogue had a problem with squirrels.The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the baptistry and let the squirrels slide in and drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.The Methodist church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took one squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since.You forgot to mention the Muslim squirrel.
He put a suicide vest on one his many wives, and took out the other squirrels.
You forgot to mention the Muslim squirrel.
He put a suicide vest on one his many wives, and took out the other squirrels.
That's very true. One of the forgotten victims of extremist Muslim squirrels are regular Muslim squirrels.
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What would you say happened?
The Democrats wised up and realized you could catch more flies with honey than vinegar after they lost the war. Then they decided to pretend they had been for it all along.
"Don't look over here, guy, look over there"
The Democrats wised up and realized you could catch more flies with honey than vinegar after they lost the war. Then they decided to pretend they had been for it all along.
"Don't look over here, guy, look over there"
And what about the Republicans?
And with all this being said, anyone that uses "the Democrats were the racist party 100 years ago!" to influence their political leanings today isn't very bright
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The Democrats wised up and realized you could catch more flies with honey than vinegar after they lost the war. Then they decided to pretend they had been for it all along.
"Don't look over here, guy, look over there"
And what about the Republicans?
And with all this being said, anyone that uses "the Democrats were the racist party 100 years ago!" to influence their political leanings today isn't very bright
And what about the Republicans?
And with all this being said, anyone that uses "the Democrats were the racist party 100 years ago!" to influence their political leanings today isn't very bright
Well yes even though fault can usually be found in both parties I do need to point out that the Democrats are still the actually racist party.
With affirmative action in colleges and the workplace and set aside for African American Business all the while using racism as an excuse for antisocial Behavior and hundreds of black only organizations in the world.
WSS
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The Democrats wised up and realized you could catch more flies with honey than vinegar after they lost the war. Then they decided to pretend they had been for it all along.
"Don't look over here, guy, look over there"
And what about the Republicans?
And with all this being said, anyone that uses "the Democrats were the racist party 100 years ago!" to influence their political leanings today isn't very bright
And what about the Republicans?
And with all this being said, anyone that uses "the Democrats were the racist party 100 years ago!" to influence their political leanings today isn't very bright
Your fatal mistake here is thinking that either party isn't racist. Lincoln didn't free the slaves because he loved them. He did it to stick it to the south and make the war seem like a noble cause.
As for Democrats I'll refer you to LBJ who black people should easily see as the greatest president in terms of what he actually did for them "I'll have those n!ggers voting democratic for 200 years"
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Democrats by the way ought to be glad that the world when lbj was president was very different than now because he makes Trump , aka literally Hitler, look like a choir boy.
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http://www.newsweek.com/nation-islam-barack-obama-791832
"News photographer kept this 2005 photo of Obama & Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan secret for Obama's entire political career because it would have “made a difference” to Obama’s political future."
"In a 1984 interview, Farrakhan praised Hitler and said he was “proud” of Hitler’s evils against the Jews.
"[T]he Jews don't like Farrakhan, so they call me Hitler. Well, that's a good name. Hitler was a very great man. He wasn't a great man for me as a black person, but he was a great German,” Farrakhan said in the interview."
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obaMao LOVED him some "hitler"
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