Joke of the day!
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The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama.
The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President,
who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and
$1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential
commission presented the following findings:
The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
People are spitting on the wrong side.
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@inspecta said:
Ahhh yeah. My favorite Clinton schtick was on the Conan O'Brien show where he would drop down the screen of Clinton and had somebody's mouth super imposed on it. That guy was great as ol' Willie.Also Darrel Hammond on SNL did a great Clinton.
Obama hasn't had a huge gaffe yet or scandal. But it will come. It happens to every politician, and not even Obama is immune.
I think Obama is more into gaining as much power as he can and not as many BJ's as he can.
besides the Liberal media wouldn't report it anyways.
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Cal, will you thank anything DH or T post? What if it's gay bukkake footage...does your brain explode???
mz. said:
What if it's gay bukkake footage...does your brain explode???And what is that? You sound a little excited.
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mz. said:
NOBODY did Clinton like Phil Hartman.Darrell Hammond does a hell of a good job as well.
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Q- What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
A- A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
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Q- What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
A- A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
BillyJack said:
Q- What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?A- A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
Weak.
What's the difference between a liberal and a conservative? Their tie.
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mz. said:
What if it's gay bukkake footage...does your brain explode???And what is that? You sound a little excited.
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And there again, mz the pussy resorts to name calling.
When liberals name call, it's fine by liberals.
But let a conservative name call, and some libs
get all angry and mz the pussy cries and feels sad.
I could be wrong, but I have to figure mz the pussy can
communicate without name calling the "opposition"
if he tried really, really, really sincerely.
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Hey, why can't I thank myself?
I can thank anybody else.
If I want to thank ME, why can't I ?
It's supposed to be free speech.. oh wait...
Obama probably outlawed thanking yourself.
er... myself. By me.
And you can't thank yourselves either.
Man, that freakin dictator........@@
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Hey, why can't I thank myself?
I can thank anybody else.
If I want to thank ME, why can't I ?
It's supposed to be free speech.. oh wait...
Obama probably outlawed thanking yourself.
er... myself. By me.
And you can't thank yourselves either.
Man, that freakin dictator........@@
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@inspecta said:
Everybody on this board name calls, it's just a fact of the internet. Everybody does it, nobody is immune.Especially not you ... you Frigbee suckin faggot ass looser!
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I generally leave folks alone who don't mess with me.
But nooooooo, you have to come out of the woodwork
and cry about my jibber-jabbering.
Little spectaweckta makesies big snifflies goo goo ya?
KFP called me "numb-nuts", and I just had fun replying.
No big deal.
But, you, El Stupido Boring Man, want to smart off to me,
for being funny?
ROF,LMAO !
That won't change.
Here's ten points for your enlightenment:
1. I sneeze in your direction.
2. If you don't like comedy, be a man and put me on ignore, doofus.
I'm sure you can figure it out. See? I just gave you an eensie weesie
little bitsies of benefit of the the doubt.
3. Don't have a broken leg, and a broken arm, while drinking too much,
and walk into a biker bar on crutches and spit in some biker's eye.
Just trying to help you, In"bleck"ta.
4. Try to figure out who you are, and be it. So far, you are all sorts of different
people, imho.
5. Contrary to Kosar's being younger, I am not "really old". Just older, ok, maybe a good bit.
6. I'm pretty sure Kosar knows I was being a funny goofball.
7. You have never, ever, even remotely been funny. Work on that, okay, Infartka?
8. But, I won't call you dumbass, cause I think you aren't smart enough.
9. Try to get a sense of humor, infectya, because you don't seem to ever laugh.
And, Do have a nice day, okie-dokie schmutzolie?
10. Have T read 1-9 to you, if he can stop laughing. Most folks on the board
have a sense of humor. If you can't handle that, then "here's a quarter,
call someone who cares"
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Inspecta, you attempt to come across as well informed and well liked. Then your "other" personality comes in, the one who is stoned or drunk, or (most likely) both. I'm not putting you down, I'm just stating the obvious. I come in here and fukc around some. Sometimes I post serious, sometimes not. But you come in here on your high horse and act like you are above me, Cal and T. I think you need to look in the mirror bud. Now go on a self-defense rant about how smart and well liked you are.
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But, what fence is Influnkta riding on?
I wasn't messing with him, but he figured to join in the rumble on the more numbers side.
Ah well, at least he won't choose. That way he can disassociate himself from everybody.
You're a tough man, T, to be HIS friend. Kudos. I'm not that tough. GGG
(I think Inflexa wants to be on Al's, the lib's mod, side for security)
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