Saquon Barkley Combine Bound
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You're underestimating the love a certain poster has for Charles Barkley..
By this time next week, he will be in the HOF in all 3 sports, cured cancer, be in line to be the next pope as well as President, he will be the #1 overall pick in football, baseball, basketball, and hockey, and will star for some country in this summers world cup.
I thought he might curb his expectations just a bit.
I think I read this interesting article earlier. That speed skater that smoked everyone was actually Barkley, then he slid over to win the Luge, then was a solo act in pairs figure skating and got a 100 score, then went and became the best cricket player in history.
And he is so fast, he ran across the Pacific to get back to the USA by the time it was on TV. Didn't you know, he runs like a 2.1 40
And he is so fast, he ran across the Pacific to get back to the USA by the time it was on TV. Didn't you know, he runs like a 2.1 40
Muhammad Ali.... "I'm so fast I can turn off the light and be in bed before it gets dark". Or something to that effect. Barkley just looks at the light switch and it turns off out of fear.
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You're underestimating the love a certain poster has for Charles Barkley..
By this time next week, he will be in the HOF in all 3 sports, cured cancer, be in line to be the next pope as well as President, he will be the #1 overall pick in football, baseball, basketball, and hockey, and will star for some country in this summers world cup.
I thought he might curb his expectations just a bit.
I think I read this interesting article earlier. That speed skater that smoked everyone was actually Barkley, then he slid over to win the Luge, then was a solo act in pairs figure skating and got a 100 score, then went and became the best cricket player in history.
And he is so fast, he ran across the Pacific to get back to the USA by the time it was on TV. Didn't you know, he runs like a 2.1 40
I thought he might curb his expectations just a bit.
I think I read this interesting article earlier. That speed skater that smoked everyone was actually Barkley, then he slid over to win the Luge, then was a solo act in pairs figure skating and got a 100 score, then went and became the best cricket player in history.
And he is so fast, he ran across the Pacific to get back to the USA by the time it was on TV. Didn't you know, he runs like a 2.1 40
He runs close to a '4.1' 40. Brah-
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Stay on topic Gunz, quit attacking me pleeeeeaaase. Talk about the topic. New content please, you're getting repetitive.
Stay on topic Gunz, quit attacking me pleeeeeaaase. Talk about the topic. New content please, you're getting repetitive.
You are the one saying the SAME thing over and over and got an entire thread shut down.
I didn't say a single word of the quote. It's from a movie. Since you like posting all these videos, maybe I should just post dumb memes. Everyone will get the same thing out of it as your videos, a laugh.
Nobody is attacking you, you are acting WAY out there with unreal expectations for a kid. And you can't listen to ANYONE.
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And he is so fast, he ran across the Pacific to get back to the USA by the time it was on TV. Didn't you know, he runs like a 2.1 40
Muhammad Ali.... "I'm so fast I can turn off the light and be in bed before it gets dark". Or something to that effect. Barkley just looks at the light switch and it turns off out of fear.
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I thought he might curb his expectations just a bit.
I think I read this interesting article earlier. That speed skater that smoked everyone was actually Barkley, then he slid over to win the Luge, then was a solo act in pairs figure skating and got a 100 score, then went and became the best cricket player in history.
And he is so fast, he ran across the Pacific to get back to the USA by the time it was on TV. Didn't you know, he runs like a 2.1 40
He runs close to a '4.1' 40. Brah-
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I think you've missed the mark. He had over 150 all purpose yards and two touchdowns before the end of the first quarter.
And obviously you only see a part of what is said. Your boy did run a kickoff back, good for him. No NFL team is going to put a franchise player back to consistently return kicks, sorry just won't happen. You don't see Zeke, Gurley, Julio, even your other man crush Josh Gordon doing that. But A for effort.
Now again, he ran for a 36 yard touchdown, again, GREAT for him. He also ran 20 times after than for 8 yards.
You still think because he LOOKS amazing making someone miss that that makes him a can't miss prospect. NO NO NO. I'll give you a C+ effort on that one.
But the biggest point you seemed to gloss over, and BY FAR the most important. PENN STATE LOST. You know, didn't win. THE OBJECTIVE IS TO WIN, NOT MAKE SOMEONE MISS YOU. As flashy, fast, powerful as he is, according to you, HE AND HIS TEAM LOST. This after have a BIG lead. You know one of the best things about a running back is to get yards to keep the clock running to keep the other team off the field. HE COULDN'T DO THAT. That is where 20 for 8 yards comes into play.
So in conclusion, Mr. PoeticG, "what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
So in conclusion, Mr. PoeticG, "what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
This should automatically come up after every PoG post.
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And he is so fast, he ran across the Pacific to get back to the USA by the time it was on TV. Didn't you know, he runs like a 2.1 40
Muhammad Ali.... "I'm so fast I can turn off the light and be in bed before it gets dark". Or something to that effect. Barkley just looks at the light switch and it turns off out of fear.
Muhammad Ali.... "I'm so fast I can turn off the light and be in bed before it gets dark". Or something to that effect. Barkley just looks at the light switch and it turns off out of fear.
Setting the bar too low, he doesn't even need light bulbs, he has super powers so he can have fire coming out his fingers, light up the world by opening his eyes, and he freezes time.
Didn't you see that play he lost yardage that Po referenced against Buckeyes, he went under him, then jumped in the air and pulled off Shaun Whites entire routine before he hit the ground
I'm still frozen in awe from it.
In fact, forget the #1 this year, since the Browns will have him and will be at so much of an advantage and never lose another game, they have to give up 1st round pick every year he is on the team. 2nd round picks for Gordon, and 3rd for Hogan.
285 game winning streak starts this year.
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And for YOUR guy, you are disrespecting him there. He has a unique name, and I am sure he would like to be called by it.
Sasa Sparkley be a dog. And dog's do dog things. Did you know that Sasa is pronounced "Say-Say"? That's what people call him.
Look, if you come across anything interesting, articles, quotes or some good videos that you can think might be relevant to the topic... Saquon Barkley, this is the thread where you drop it. If you just want to bitch about reading about him, maybe go read about Mayfield or maybe so other topic you might enjoy more?
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So in conclusion, Mr. PoeticG, "what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
This should automatically come up after every PoG post.
This should automatically come up after every PoG post.
I just said it because I was grading him and that just popped into my mind.
May be a little unfair, he seems like a good guy with a warped opinion of a couple players.
Besides, what would be after Ghoolies?
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And for YOUR guy, you are disrespecting him there. He has a unique name, and I am sure he would like to be called by it.
Sasa Sparkley be a dog. And dog's do dog things. Did you know that Sasa is pronounced "Say-Say"? That's what people call him.
Look, if you come across anything interesting, articles, quotes or some good videos that you can think might be relevant to the topic... Saquon Barkley, this is the thread where you drop it. If you just want to bitch about reading about him, maybe go read about Mayfield or maybe so other topic you might enjoy more?
Sasa Sparkley be a dog. And dog's do dog things. Did you know that Sasa is pronounced "Say-Say"? That's what people call him.
Look, if you come across anything interesting, articles, quotes or some good videos that you can think might be relevant to the topic... Saquon Barkley, this is the thread where you drop it. If you just want to bitch about reading about him, maybe go read about Mayfield or maybe so other topic you might enjoy more?
No, your expectations are ridiculous and give me my laughs and entertainment for the day. And I certainly need those recently.
#SasaHogan2020
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This should automatically come up after every PoG post.
I just said it because I was grading him and that just popped into my mind.
May be a little unfair, he seems like a good guy with a warped opinion of a couple players.
Besides, what would be after Ghoolies?
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Holy Sheet. You're getting it. It FEELS good, doesn't it? Sayhope Barkley
It feels good to make fun of the ridiculousness of your hundreds of posts drooling over this dude. is that what you meant when you asked if it feels good?
My draft day preferences are very simple....... Just say no to Charles Barkley at #1 and just say no to Allen unless it's in round 3 or later.
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After all this discussion?
I just hope on draft day, I don't choke on my root beer and hunkie junk sandwich like I did when they drafted
gilbert and coleman, etc. It seems that finally - they will have a great draft.
Not bring from Cleveland, Ohio, or close maybe this is a dumb question, but what is a hunkie junk sandwich
Not bring from Cleveland, Ohio, or close maybe this is a dumb question, but what is a hunkie junk sandwich
lol. Old simple recipe - brown a couple or three packages of your favorite sage sausage - (I love the Jimmie Dean sausage), get all
the grease out of the skillet, and add a good size bowl of chopped up green tomatoes and and a bowl of chopped sweet peppers, I'm not much on green pepper - I go with yellow and orange bells, and Hungarian sweet banana peppers mostly ....maybe a semi-hot pepper, too - cook that for a while, it cooks down into a sausage sloppy joe add salt and black pepper to taste. Not very politically correct - the recipe, with name, was gotten from a friend of my Dad's who was from Hungary.
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Not bring from Cleveland, Ohio, or close maybe this is a dumb question, but what is a hunkie junk sandwich
lol. Old simple recipe - brown a couple or three packages of your favorite sage sausage - (I love the Jimmie Dean sausage), get all
the grease out of the skillet, and add a good size bowl of chopped up green tomatoes and and a bowl of chopped sweet peppers, I'm not much on green pepper - I go with yellow and orange bells, and Hungarian sweet banana peppers mostly ....maybe a semi-hot pepper, too - cook that for a while, it cooks down into a sausage sloppy joe add salt and black pepper to taste. Not very politically correct - the recipe, with name, was gotten from a friend of my Dad's who was from Hungary.
lol. Old simple recipe - brown a couple or three packages of your favorite sage sausage - (I love the Jimmie Dean sausage), get all
the grease out of the skillet, and add a good size bowl of chopped up green tomatoes and and a bowl of chopped sweet peppers, I'm not much on green pepper - I go with yellow and orange bells, and Hungarian sweet banana peppers mostly ....maybe a semi-hot pepper, too - cook that for a while, it cooks down into a sausage sloppy joe add salt and black pepper to taste. Not very politically correct - the recipe, with name, was gotten from a friend of my Dad's who was from Hungary.
Well the sausage, salt and pepper sound good. Not much on peppers, but I love hot things. Guess I am just weird
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Well, the league's reigning rushing champion was a 3rd round pick, taken by John Dorsey. That would be Kareem Hunt.
Yea, if the Browns can use a 3rd round pick on Barkley, I dont think anyone on here would have one peep to say about it
This is very true. That's the other half of the analysis? It's a very nice draft for running backs. They may not have the measurables,
but terrific running backs don't have to be the very best rb in a draft. Like Terrell Davis - a sixth round pick. "top rated" doesn't mean you have to pick that one at the top of the draft.
This is very true. That's the other half of the analysis? It's a very nice draft for running backs. They may not have the measurables,
but terrific running backs don't have to be the very best rb in a draft. Like Terrell Davis - a sixth round pick. "top rated" doesn't mean you have to pick that one at the top of the draft.
Po just doesn't want to listen. More factoids. Of the top 10 running backs in 2017, only three were drafted in the first round. Gurley, Fournette, and Eliot. None made it to the Super Bowl. BTW those who did- Dion Lewis at #14 (fifth round pick) and LeGarrett Blount at #21 (UFA). If we did take Barkley at #1, and then call the Eagles saying we'll trade you Saquon for Carson Wentz straight up, they'd laugh and hang up.
I thought he might curb his expectations just a bit.
I think I read this interesting article earlier. That speed skater that smoked everyone was actually Barkley, then he slid over to win the Luge, then was a solo act in pairs figure skating and got a 100 score, then went and became the best cricket player in history.
And he is so fast, he ran across the Pacific to get back to the USA by the time it was on TV. Didn't you know, he runs like a 2.1 40
LOL RAN? Why- he just put on his Superman Cape, and flew back at hypersonic speed. You forgot he won the Alpine Downhill, and scored 10 goals for the US hockey team against Russia.

And for YOUR guy, you are disrespecting him there. He has a unique name, and I am sure he would like to be called by it.
I could ask Zombo to change Po's screen name like he does for Steelers trolls to PoBarkley (I'll take nominations for something more creative), and put in his tag line- writing Saquon Barkley's biography, also Saquon's #1 groupie.
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I thought he might curb his expectations just a bit.
I think I read this interesting article earlier. That speed skater that smoked everyone was actually Barkley, then he slid over to win the Luge, then was a solo act in pairs figure skating and got a 100 score, then went and became the best cricket player in history.
And he is so fast, he ran across the Pacific to get back to the USA by the time it was on TV. Didn't you know, he runs like a 2.1 40
He runs close to a '4.1' 40. Brah-
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Not bring from Cleveland, Ohio, or close maybe this is a dumb question, but what is a hunkie junk sandwich
lol. Old simple recipe - brown a couple or three packages of your favorite sage sausage - (I love the Jimmie Dean sausage), get all
the grease out of the skillet, and add a good size bowl of chopped up green tomatoes and and a bowl of chopped sweet peppers, I'm not much on green pepper - I go with yellow and orange bells, and Hungarian sweet banana peppers mostly ....maybe a semi-hot pepper, too - cook that for a while, it cooks down into a sausage sloppy joe add salt and black pepper to taste. Not very politically correct - the recipe, with name, was gotten from a friend of my Dad's who was from Hungary.
lol. Old simple recipe - brown a couple or three packages of your favorite sage sausage - (I love the Jimmie Dean sausage), get all
the grease out of the skillet, and add a good size bowl of chopped up green tomatoes and and a bowl of chopped sweet peppers, I'm not much on green pepper - I go with yellow and orange bells, and Hungarian sweet banana peppers mostly ....maybe a semi-hot pepper, too - cook that for a while, it cooks down into a sausage sloppy joe add salt and black pepper to taste. Not very politically correct - the recipe, with name, was gotten from a friend of my Dad's who was from Hungary.
You ever do that with squirrel cal?
My grandmother used to simmer a brisket all day in a stove top, well seasoned iron skillet (that means you just wipe it out and never use soap on it-kills the seasoning). Every time she made it us kids would drool over it until old Gramp would say, "She sure does cook a mean armadillo on the half shell doesn't she?" We all knew it was one of the near grown calves they raised on the farm, but we always went along with it. Once when my mom commented on how good it was my grandmother said, "Oh yeah, that's Becky." LOL!. She had a habit of naming the calves and that one was named for my sister. My mom promptly ran to the bathroom and threw up. My grandmother just looked at us kids and smilingly said, "City girls."

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This is very true. That's the other half of the analysis? It's a very nice draft for running backs. They may not have the measurables,
but terrific running backs don't have to be the very best rb in a draft. Like Terrell Davis - a sixth round pick. "top rated" doesn't mean you have to pick that one at the top of the draft.
Po just doesn't want to listen. More factoids. Of the top 10 running backs in 2017, only three were drafted in the first round. Gurley, Fournette, and Eliot. None made it to the Super Bowl. BTW those who did- Dion Lewis at #14 (fifth round pick) and LeGarrett Blount at #21 (UFA). If we did take Barkley at #1, and then call the Eagles saying we'll trade you Saquon for Carson Wentz straight up, they'd laugh and hang up.
I thought he might curb his expectations just a bit.
I think I read this interesting article earlier. That speed skater that smoked everyone was actually Barkley, then he slid over to win the Luge, then was a solo act in pairs figure skating and got a 100 score, then went and became the best cricket player in history.
And he is so fast, he ran across the Pacific to get back to the USA by the time it was on TV. Didn't you know, he runs like a 2.1 40
LOL RAN? Why- he just put on his Superman Cape, and flew back at hypersonic speed. You forgot he won the Alpine Downhill, and scored 10 goals for the US hockey team against Russia.

And for YOUR guy, you are disrespecting him there. He has a unique name, and I am sure he would like to be called by it.
I could ask Zombo to change Po's screen name like he does for Steelers trolls to PoBarkley (I'll take nominations for something more creative), and put in his tag line- writing Saquon Barkley's biography, also Saquon's #1 groupie.
Po just doesn't want to listen. More factoids. Of the top 10 running backs in 2017, only three were drafted in the first round. Gurley, Fournette, and Eliot. None made it to the Super Bowl. BTW those who did- Dion Lewis at #14 (fifth round pick) and LeGarrett Blount at #21 (UFA). If we did take Barkley at #1, and then call the Eagles saying we'll trade you Saquon for Carson Wentz straight up, they'd laugh and hang up.
LOL RAN? Why- he just put on his Superman Cape, and flew back at hypersonic speed. You forgot he won the Alpine Downhill, and scored 10 goals for the US hockey team against Russia.

I could ask Zombo to change Po's screen name like he does for Steelers trolls to PoBarkley (I'll take nominations for something more creative), and put in his tag line- writing Saquon Barkley's biography, also Saquon's #1 groupie.
Who is someone reasonably that if the Browns drafted him, that they could turn around and trade him for?
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