I check in here every couple days to see whats new....
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a poster called soup ?
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I remember that old TV show "Joanie Loves Nazi".
Hmm, I dont remember that one, but I do remember Joanie loves Chachi, which is what he called him at the end.
Read before making a smart comment
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I remember that old TV show "Joanie Loves Nazi".
Hmm, I dont remember that one, but I do remember Joanie loves Chachi, which is what he called him at the end.
Read before making a smart comment
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Lighten up Francis.

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And all I see are the same freaking thread titles.
is there a fee for how many threads you can have active or something? I still dont understand why threads get combined? Who wants to wade through 10 pages of off topic arguing to find a new nugget of information?
seriously, just try it... it will keep the board fresher. If you dont like it, change it back. Some great takes by knowledgeable guys here and they get buried in 20page threads that take too long to wade through.
if I hear something or read something new and want to come post it, I really dont want to spend 10 minutes wading through a thread to see if someone beat me to it.
Anyone else care to comment or are you guys so used to it you dont realize it can be another way?
Mods, what is the rational?
And all I see are the same freaking thread titles.
is there a fee for how many threads you can have active or something? I still dont understand why threads get combined? Who wants to wade through 10 pages of off topic arguing to find a new nugget of information?
seriously, just try it... it will keep the board fresher. If you dont like it, change it back. Some great takes by knowledgeable guys here and they get buried in 20page threads that take too long to wade through.
if I hear something or read something new and want to come post it, I really dont want to spend 10 minutes wading through a thread to see if someone beat me to it.
Anyone else care to comment or are you guys so used to it you dont realize it can be another way?
Mods, what is the rational?
Don't check in so fukcing much.
Have a sandwich, shave your wife's mustache, do some fukcing thing. Seriously, you seem like a smart guy, for Pete's sake man, occupy yourself. Try checking in every couple months. Then,, oh man, you will be able to complain about all the schidt you missed.
I think this thread should be combined with my Sumo Wrestlers as Offensive Linemen. Did you see that one? Lotsa serious football talk in that baby. Go check it out. When will you be back here? Friday?
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Seriously,
even if you can't think of something of football value, just make some stupid schit up. I do it all the time and look at all the hits I get.
Seriously, between the government shutdowns, airline delays, Stan breaking his leg, and all this talk about gun control, I really thought I had reached my limit of taking bad news. But then, along comes Boris Karloff Kvoethe checking into the lab to see if Igor made any new monsters, only to find a lot of the same old schit...........and wow............ it brought tears to my eyes.
Please, guys, do something nice. Kvoethe is going to be checking back in, in a few days. Let's post some new horse schit for him to read through. I know you can do it.
Kvoethestein......Look Look....... IT's ALIIIIIIIVE
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Seriously,
even if you can't think of something of football value, just make some stupid schit up. I do it all the time and look at all the hits I get.
Seriously, between the government shutdowns, airline delays, Stan breaking his leg, and all this talk about gun control, I really thought I had reached my limit of taking bad news. But then, along comes Boris Karloff Kvoethe checking into the lab to see if Igor made any new monsters, only to find a lot of the same old schit...........and wow............ it brought tears to my eyes.
Please, guys, do something nice. Kvoethe is going to be checking back in, in a few days. Let's post some new horse schit for him to read through. I know you can do it.
Kvoethestein......Look Look....... IT's ALIIIIIIIVE
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Lighten up Francis.
No soup for you!
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Hey Kvoethe,
here is something new. I have my annual physical today. I am 61 pounds down from where I was a year ago, my balls are normal (huge, but normal) and my prostate, for a 63 year old guy is also normal.
Now, I will say that after my doctor stuck his fingers up my asss and told me my prostate was normal, I did demand that he check just one more time to be sure.
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Hey Kvoethe,
here is something new. I have my annual physical today. I am 61 pounds down from where I was a year ago, my balls are normal (huge, but normal) and my prostate, for a 63 year old guy is also normal.
Now, I will say that after my doctor stuck his fingers up my asss and told me my prostate was normal, I did demand that he check just one more time to be sure.
Hey Kvoethe,
here is something new. I have my annual physical today. I am 61 pounds down from where I was a year ago, my balls are normal (huge, but normal) and my prostate, for a 63 year old guy is also normal.
Now, I will say that after my doctor stuck his fingers up my asss and told me my prostate was normal, I did demand that he check just one more time to be sure.
LOL!
Reminds me on my friend who had his prostate checked and said he felt funny because it was a female Doctor. My reply, "So you'd rather have a guy's finger up your butt than a woman. Go sit on the other side of the room please."
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Hey Kvoethe,
here is something new. I have my annual physical today. I am 61 pounds down from where I was a year ago, my balls are normal (huge, but normal) and my prostate, for a 63 year old guy is also normal.
Now, I will say that after my doctor stuck his fingers up my asss and told me my prostate was normal, I did demand that he check just one more time to be sure.
LOL!
Reminds me on my friend who had his prostate checked and said he felt funny because it was a female Doctor. My reply, "So you'd rather have a guy's finger up your butt than a woman. Go sit on the other side of the room please."
LOL!
Reminds me on my friend who had his prostate checked and said he felt funny because it was a female Doctor. My reply, "So you'd rather have a guy's finger up your butt than a woman. Go sit on the other side of the room please."
My new doctor is actually kind of a cross between a hot chick and a Jewish mother (I don't know if she is Jewish....her married name is Murphy). She hasn't done me a prostate check yet...so, I am waiting. But I have had a couple of blood screens, and my PSAs are all normal (the test for prostate cancer). So that may be why she feels no need to stick her hands up my butt.
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LOL!
Reminds me on my friend who had his prostate checked and said he felt funny because it was a female Doctor. My reply, "So you'd rather have a guy's finger up your butt than a woman. Go sit on the other side of the room please."
My new doctor is actually kind of a cross between a hot chick and a Jewish mother (I don't know if she is Jewish....her married name is Murphy). She hasn't done me a prostate check yet...so, I am waiting. But I have had a couple of blood screens, and my PSAs are all normal (the test for prostate cancer). So that may be why she feels no need to stick her hands up my butt.
My new doctor is actually kind of a cross between a hot chick and a Jewish mother (I don't know if she is Jewish....her married name is Murphy). She hasn't done me a prostate check yet...so, I am waiting. But I have had a couple of blood screens, and my PSAs are all normal (the test for prostate cancer). So that may be why she feels no need to stick her hands up my butt.
You have to ask for the check in that case and once you get up there in age it's better to just have them do one regardless of PSA levels.
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Hey Kvoethe,
here is something new. I have my annual physical today. I am 61 pounds down from where I was a year ago, my balls are normal (huge, but normal) and my prostate, for a 63 year old guy is also normal.
Now, I will say that after my doctor stuck his fingers up my asss and told me my prostate was normal, I did demand that he check just one more time to be sure.
LOL!
Reminds me on my friend who had his prostate checked and said he felt funny because it was a female Doctor. My reply, "So you'd rather have a guy's finger up your butt than a woman. Go sit on the other side of the room please."
LOL!
Reminds me on my friend who had his prostate checked and said he felt funny because it was a female Doctor. My reply, "So you'd rather have a guy's finger up your butt than a woman. Go sit on the other side of the room please."
If I had a female doc I would be moaning, yesssss yessssss oh baby.... MOre............... LMAO. Other than Dutch Oven and the Gunz guy, who really likes anal invasions?
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LOL!
Reminds me on my friend who had his prostate checked and said he felt funny because it was a female Doctor. My reply, "So you'd rather have a guy's finger up your butt than a woman. Go sit on the other side of the room please."
If I had a female doc I would be moaning, yesssss yessssss oh baby.... MOre............... LMAO. Other than Dutch Oven and the Gunz guy, who really likes anal invasions?
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Hey Kvoethe,
here is something new. I have my annual physical today. I am 61 pounds down from where I was a year ago, my balls are normal (huge, but normal) and my prostate, for a 63 year old guy is also normal.
Now, I will say that after my doctor stuck his fingers up my asss and told me my prostate was normal, I did demand that he check just one more time to be sure.
Hey Kvoethe,
here is something new. I have my annual physical today. I am 61 pounds down from where I was a year ago, my balls are normal (huge, but normal) and my prostate, for a 63 year old guy is also normal.
Now, I will say that after my doctor stuck his fingers up my asss and told me my prostate was normal, I did demand that he check just one more time to be sure.
Your partner must have a small Johnson.
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The city of Cleveland has a Winless football team this last season.
Bitch about the mods?
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hohohohohohoho
Hehehehehehehe
It's the mods fault we lose??????
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LOL!
Reminds me on my friend who had his prostate checked and said he felt funny because it was a female Doctor. My reply, "So you'd rather have a guy's finger up your butt than a woman. Go sit on the other side of the room please."
If I had a female doc I would be moaning, yesssss yessssss oh baby.... MOre............... LMAO. Other than Dutch Oven and the Gunz guy, who really likes anal invasions?
If I had a female doc I would be moaning, yesssss yessssss oh baby.... MOre............... LMAO. Other than Dutch Oven and the Gunz guy, who really likes anal invasions?
O my, what an unbelievable whit you have. That is the funniest thing I have ever heard. You are by far the best.
Of course, you can't talk any real football (which is what I THOUGHT this board was for), but you sure can run your mouth and say weird things.
So I guess you win?????????
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