Skip to content

Tyrod Tarkenton

The Browns Board
142 29 5.4k 1
  • Zombo said:

    Ummm ... No, Shmucknuts ... I have never had a conversation with Stan about you once.

    I banned you. You cried to Stan, he brought you back.

    He's the owner, I'm the administrator, you're the village idiot.

    If the owner wants to keep a Village Idiot around, I can certainly work around that.

    However, I will not put up with horseshit posts like this, therefore for the second year in a row I have challenged you to a round of fisticuffs, so we can get a video of your big pumpkin slovak head bouncing off the pavement to use as your avatar gif.

    This year you have three choices of getting your fat head pummeled in front of Browns fans: Cleveland, Tampa or New Orleans. Can't wait for the schedule to come out so you can pick your weekend.

    Zombo

    Dude, nice try. Again, you made a challenge, you don't get to pick where I travel. You want to get fukcked up, you come to the King. I am not the one boasting. WHy don' you call up Roethlisberger, offer to beat his butt, and then tell him where HE CAN BUY A PLANE TICKET  to come see you.

    You are a drunk, dude. You have been a drunk for a long time. You aren't an athlete, you aren't a badass, hell, you an admin and you can't even do jack Sheet about me in your own jungle.......... WTF do you think is going to happen to you in MY jungle?

    John, you aren't a man, you are a CU.NT! You aren't serious about fighting or you would have made the trek. What you are, is a computer tough guy, making up conditions that no man, no human in his right mind would agree to. Who the FU.CK  are you to decide that I need to fly to some assphuck city that I would never, ever, go to, to see a fukcing team that blows as bad as you do? I'll be in Las Vegas April 18 - 23,  May 19 - 14, June 11- 15, July 3 - 8, and sometime mid August. I am building a house so really June would be the best time for me to fukck your life up worse than it is now. Earnie is in Vegas, you can find your second at one of the homosexual clubs on the North side of the strip, or bring whatever caulksucker that anal-loves you in Homo-town Florida.

    But seriously, find yourself a new fantasy. If you are going to daydream about schidt that will never happen, why not pretend that you like women?Really, STFU already.

    @ghoolie said:

    Dude, nice try. Again, you made a challenge, you don't get to pick where I travel. You want to get fukcked up, you come to the King. I am not the one boasting. WHy don' you call up Roethlisberger, offer to beat his butt, and then tell him where HE CAN BUY A PLANE TICKET  to come see you.

    You are a drunk, dude. You have been a drunk for a long time. You aren't an athlete, you aren't a badass, hell, you an admin and you can't even do jack Sheet about me in your own jungle.......... WTF do you think is going to happen to you in MY jungle?

    John, you aren't a man, you are a CU.NT! You aren't serious about fighting or you would have made the trek. What you are, is a computer tough guy, making up conditions that no man, no human in his right mind would agree to. Who the FU.CK  are you to decide that I need to fly to some assphuck city that I would never, ever, go to, to see a fukcing team that blows as bad as you do? I'll be in Las Vegas April 18 - 23,  May 19 - 14, June 11- 15, July 3 - 8, and sometime mid August. I am building a house so really June would be the best time for me to fukck your life up worse than it is now. Earnie is in Vegas, you can find your second at one of the homosexual clubs on the North side of the strip, or bring whatever caulksucker that anal-loves you in Homo-town Florida.

    But seriously, find yourself a new fantasy. If you are going to daydream about schidt that will never happen, why not pretend that you like women?Really, STFU already.

    Uh oh, did we get the fat bully to break his game and lose his composure?

    pee-wees-big-adventure-francis-1.jpg?w=1

    I gave you three choices, but that wasn't good enough for you so you chose a steaming pie of carnival poop in the desert on the other side of the country.

    Run, Tommy, Run!

    I know, it's frustrating when everyone is seeing through your shit and all the boys are laughing at you and not with you ... but, chin up, Tommy Boy... you can always pay a tranny in Vegas to touch your little pee pee!

    Zombo

  • 5 pages and Counting kids the fishing must be pretty good.

    WSS

    @westside-steve said:

    5 pages and Counting kids the fishing must be pretty good.

    WSS

    They fall for this sh-it every single time. They can't just ignore an obviously trolling post and let it fizzle out.

  • @westside-steve said:

    5 pages and Counting kids the fishing must be pretty good.

    WSS

    They fall for this sh-it every single time. They can't just ignore an obviously trolling post and let it fizzle out.

    @logicisforsquares said:

    They fall for this sh-it every single time. They can't just ignore an obviously trolling post and let it fizzle out.

    It's the off season and the draft is still 3 weeks away. What can I say? Boring place until draft week. May as well play with the fishes.

  • @the-gipper said:

    Anyone it would for Trump is a gutless coward Shmucking idiotAnyone it would for Trump is a gutless coward Shmucking idiot

    Because it would take great courage to vote for a habitual lying, corrupt, criminal?...who happens to be married to a liar and worked for even a bigger liar?

    btw...and take that fukking Obama sticker off your bumper.

    And that "COEXIST" one on the opposite side.

    @stinkhole said:

    Because it would take great courage to vote for a habitual lying, corrupt, criminal?...who happens to be married to a liar and worked for even a bigger liar?

    btw...and take that fukking Obama sticker off your bumper.

    And that "COEXIST" one on the opposite side.

    I bet you're lying corrupt criminal yes Donald Trump that's who were talking about hello McFly is anybody homeI bet you're lying corrupt criminal yes Donald Trump that's who were talking about hello McFly is anybody

  • @logicisforsquares said:

    They fall for this sh-it every single time. They can't just ignore an obviously trolling post and let it fizzle out.

    It's the off season and the draft is still 3 weeks away. What can I say? Boring place until draft week. May as well play with the fishes.

    @texasag1969 said:

    It's the off season and the draft is still 3 weeks away. What can I say? Boring place until draft week. May as well play with the fishes.

    Dude, the time of year has nothign to do with any of this Sheet. I own this board. I tweet.... EVERYONE follows. I fart......... everyone sniffs.

    he funniest mother fukckers are the guys who claim to have me on ignore, and then quote the Sheet out of me. LMAO.  You know, it really is good to be me. I surely is.

  • @westside-steve said:

    5 pages and Counting kids the fishing must be pretty good.

    WSS

    They fall for this sh-it every single time. They can't just ignore an obviously trolling post and let it fizzle out.

    @logicisforsquares said:

    They fall for this sh-it every single time. They can't just ignore an obviously trolling post and let it fizzle out.

    Logic..... you are so fukcing right. Why don't they follow your lead and not post on my threads like you don't..........ah... never mind.

  • The thread is not a trolling post at all. Most of the respondents are the ones trolling. I have made lucid, albeit maddening comments based in 100% total reality. Those bitching at the thread only have to debate the TOPIC........... and NOT THE POSTER. 

    Case in point, Zomblowjob wants to talk about fist fighting me. Idiotic from a standpoint is that he pulls any post that is off topic...........but he himself violates his rule. Secondly, do any of you believe that this vagina face has ever been in a fight his entire life? Do you think he ever turned a wrench? Rode a Harley? Fired a gun? Seriously, what kind of a nincompoop threatens to beat someone's butt and then tells them they have to buy a plane ticket? And why is this goofy schidt even on a Tie Rod Tarkenton post?

    But I digress into pussyland.....back to football.....................................the points of this thread.

    1) Hue fell in love with RG3.....

    2) Hue presided over the drafting of DeShone Tarkenton.

    3) The starting QB will be a man in the mold of................. RG3

    Those of you who maintain that Hue was prevented from getting AJ by Dorsey, are projecting a narrative that you HOPE is true. Nowhere was there a report that Dorsey jumped the authority ladder and overruled Hue. Hue laid the plans, had the offer ready to go. Sashi and DePo et al were later, incompetent and missed the deadline. Dorsey had absolutely no role in this. Again, show me the report that says AJ is not here because Dorsey overruled Hue. 

    You guys have such a hard on for GMs that you lick jism out of their smegma hole. IN SAVAGE YOU TRUSTED  IN HOLMGREN YOU TRUSTED..... Jesus Kee Rye st............do you jackoffs ever trust, or use your own brain?

    Look, none of us can see the future, but if you think Lamar Tarkenton BT4 is   something that can no way happen in Cleveland? You are out of your minds, and you are totally ignoring past browns drafting history. Oh, I get it, you want to belive in Dorsey....you want so fukcing bad to believe that FINALLY your knight in shining armor is here. Open your door, tell you wife to spread her legs, your daughters to get on their knees, and then give the guy the keys to your homo electric car.

    Reality is this...........

    1) He was told that he does not have authority to fire Hue

    2) We was told that he has the same authority level as Hue, that he, and Hue both report to Haslam

    3) The QB we have, resembles the last two major QBs Hue Jackson started. He is NOT the type of QB Dorsey would ever pick.

    As far as Lamar Tarkenton goes? You know the Browns are cheap, and DePo is all about trading down and acquiring more picks. This guy is cancer on the #4 pick, and the Browns are not big spenders. They don't want to pay big contracts, hence they didnt go after the best FA QBs

    The Browns are not smart drafters, and Dorsey is no genius either. The Browns continually face ridicule and laughter, SO, they are likely to play it safe again with the draft as they did last year. Myles Garrett was a bait, and Cleveland took it, thinking that by taking the guy everyone called the BPA, whether he busted or not, the Browns could avoid ridicule. 

    Along those lines, drafting a Qb #1 is the sme kind of safe. HOWEVER, if Depo and Hue pressure Haslam to not use #1 on a QB, and instead take Chubb....you can bet your bottom pubic hair that the Browns will trade down the #4. When that happens? Lamar Tarkenton beomes a target.

    We will see. 

  • @logicisforsquares said:

    They fall for this sh-it every single time. They can't just ignore an obviously trolling post and let it fizzle out.

    Logic..... you are so fukcing right. Why don't they follow your lead and not post on my threads like you don't..........ah... never mind.

    @ghoolie said:

    Logic..... you are so fukcing right. Why don't they follow your lead and not post on my threads like you don't..........ah... never mind.

    I just poked my head in to see what kind of nonsense you cooked up this time to get the natives restless. Return to your regularly scheduled early death from morbid obesity. Next week maybe you can start a thread about sumo wrestlers that will get them all worked up.

  • The thread is not a trolling post at all. Most of the respondents are the ones trolling. I have made lucid, albeit maddening comments based in 100% total reality. Those bitching at the thread only have to debate the TOPIC........... and NOT THE POSTER. 

    Case in point, Zomblowjob wants to talk about fist fighting me. Idiotic from a standpoint is that he pulls any post that is off topic...........but he himself violates his rule. Secondly, do any of you believe that this vagina face has ever been in a fight his entire life? Do you think he ever turned a wrench? Rode a Harley? Fired a gun? Seriously, what kind of a nincompoop threatens to beat someone's butt and then tells them they have to buy a plane ticket? And why is this goofy schidt even on a Tie Rod Tarkenton post?

    But I digress into pussyland.....back to football.....................................the points of this thread.

    1) Hue fell in love with RG3.....

    2) Hue presided over the drafting of DeShone Tarkenton.

    3) The starting QB will be a man in the mold of................. RG3

    Those of you who maintain that Hue was prevented from getting AJ by Dorsey, are projecting a narrative that you HOPE is true. Nowhere was there a report that Dorsey jumped the authority ladder and overruled Hue. Hue laid the plans, had the offer ready to go. Sashi and DePo et al were later, incompetent and missed the deadline. Dorsey had absolutely no role in this. Again, show me the report that says AJ is not here because Dorsey overruled Hue. 

    You guys have such a hard on for GMs that you lick jism out of their smegma hole. IN SAVAGE YOU TRUSTED  IN HOLMGREN YOU TRUSTED..... Jesus Kee Rye st............do you jackoffs ever trust, or use your own brain?

    Look, none of us can see the future, but if you think Lamar Tarkenton BT4 is   something that can no way happen in Cleveland? You are out of your minds, and you are totally ignoring past browns drafting history. Oh, I get it, you want to belive in Dorsey....you want so fukcing bad to believe that FINALLY your knight in shining armor is here. Open your door, tell you wife to spread her legs, your daughters to get on their knees, and then give the guy the keys to your homo electric car.

    Reality is this...........

    1) He was told that he does not have authority to fire Hue

    2) We was told that he has the same authority level as Hue, that he, and Hue both report to Haslam

    3) The QB we have, resembles the last two major QBs Hue Jackson started. He is NOT the type of QB Dorsey would ever pick.

    As far as Lamar Tarkenton goes? You know the Browns are cheap, and DePo is all about trading down and acquiring more picks. This guy is cancer on the #4 pick, and the Browns are not big spenders. They don't want to pay big contracts, hence they didnt go after the best FA QBs

    The Browns are not smart drafters, and Dorsey is no genius either. The Browns continually face ridicule and laughter, SO, they are likely to play it safe again with the draft as they did last year. Myles Garrett was a bait, and Cleveland took it, thinking that by taking the guy everyone called the BPA, whether he busted or not, the Browns could avoid ridicule. 

    Along those lines, drafting a Qb #1 is the sme kind of safe. HOWEVER, if Depo and Hue pressure Haslam to not use #1 on a QB, and instead take Chubb....you can bet your bottom pubic hair that the Browns will trade down the #4. When that happens? Lamar Tarkenton beomes a target.

    We will see. 

    @ghoolie said:

    Do you think he ever turned a wrench? Rode a Harley? Fired a gun? Seriously, what kind of a nincompoop threatens to beat someone's butt and then tells them they have to buy a plane ticket?

    Aww, Bitchtits still has the red ass for me ... I have my own toolbox and everything, Tommy, I'm a country boy! I'll be working in the yard this weekend, putting up some fence with some cold beer and my trusty dog, I'd invite you over to help, but I doubt your fatass can bend over.

    Got my motorcycle licence ON a Harley, drove it all over Florida.

    I don't think I've ever fired a gun, you got me there ... I guess I never needed to. I don't get my kicks by shooting animals and I live in nice neighborhoods ... but I'll gladly go to the range with ya if you think it will make me more manly like you. Maybe afterwards, you can put your jean shorts on and play the accordion for the boys at the range.

    I'll even buy YOUR plane ticket and fly ya down ... C'mon, we'll do some golfing and boating and I won't punch in the fat face until the last day of your visit ...

    Zombo

  • @texasag1969 said:

    LOL! Yep, better'n boring ole soccer.😁

    And in case you missed it, the Ghoolster is also trollable.😆

    You wont be saying that if you watched my brilliant Man City this season...... been a City fan for 48 years....never seen it this good 🙂 and soccer or football as it is known everywhere else is the worlds biggest sport 🙂

    @darren15 said:

    You wont be saying that if you watched my brilliant Man City this season...... been a City fan for 48 years....never seen it this good 🙂 and soccer or football as it is known everywhere else is the worlds biggest sport 🙂

    Soccer, the most boring game in the world.

  • @darren15 said:

    You wont be saying that if you watched my brilliant Man City this season...... been a City fan for 48 years....never seen it this good 🙂 and soccer or football as it is known everywhere else is the worlds biggest sport 🙂

    Soccer, the most boring game in the world.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Soccer, the most boring game in the world.

    My nephew in law works for the Queen's Park Rangers in London, his dream job as their publicist. How would you do that? "Well we tied nil-nil today in an exciting rematch from our loss one-nil two months ago. That's major progress!"😛

  • Baseball is the worst ..... 162 games in a season ....talk about drawing it out ..... you could win all those games and still not win anything ....and world series ?   why world series.....how many teams around the world contest it ? Even in Football....the super bowl winners are crowned WORLD CHAMPIONS ....lol

  • Baseball is the worst ..... 162 games in a season ....talk about drawing it out ..... you could win all those games and still not win anything ....and world series ?   why world series.....how many teams around the world contest it ? Even in Football....the super bowl winners are crowned WORLD CHAMPIONS ....lol

    @darren15 said:

    Baseball is the worst ..... 162 games in a season ....talk about drawing it out ..... you could win all those games and still not win anything ....and world series ?   why world series.....how many teams around the world contest it ? Even in Football....the super bowl winners are crowned WORLD CHAMPIONS ....lol

    Yeah but what are the chances of the owners going back to 154 games? Zero.

    I love to relax and watch baseball -but- if you miss a few innings or games or maybe a week no sweat there's always tomorrow!  😉

    .......oh sock-her is still the most boring game ever devised. Maybe fun to play, then again maybe not.😆

    Oh and now back to Tarkenton Talk.

    220px-Fran_Tarkenton_January_2010.jpg